warnign: gay thoughts

uyghhh i love my bf so muvhj he feels so much like home. he is perfect and i love him so mych he makes me feel wanted and he makes me feel safe and oh goddddd i’m in so deep his cheeks are so cute and his green eyes are so pretty and his hair is rly cute and it gets in the way when we kiss but it’s ok bcs he laughs and makes me feel not awkward at all i just love him i am crying because i love him so much and i love hugging him and kissing him and holding his hand and just being around him fucckckkckkk


You don’t really get to choose who you fall for.
It’s embarrassing after all the horrible things I’ve said about him!!!


I look the way I look. As you get older, you don’t care that much. I am who I am. The military had something to do with that, because you get torn down so much, you grow thick skin. I know I look odd. I never think I look cool! [Laughs].
Because of what I do, the way I look is on the forefront, but you can either let it limit you and go down the rabbit hole of, “Oh God, why don’t I look like that?” or use it to fuel you, like, “What’s wrong with being different?” 

- Adam Driver

lauren jauregui’s smiLE AND LAUGH: A GIF MASTER POST










luffy’s laugh is a pun

ok so ive laughed about this to a couple of my friends in the past but when i was talking to my friend sei we realized that we hadnt actually seen a post about it on tumblr before. so here i am!

as said in the title luffy’s laugh is actually a pun, or more specifically a meat pun. we all know how much luffy loves meat. he actually yells about it so much that if u watch the anime subs u probably noticed very early on that にく(niku) is japanese for meat.

as for luffys signature laugh he always goes “shi shi shi” which is often just translated as “hee hee hee” in the manga (at least in the translations i read). now heres where we get to the pun itself:

in japanese the kanji for meat is 肉 which has two different readings, an on-reading and a kun-reading (there is a difference between the uses of each but that isnt rlly important for this pun so im not going to explain it.) now, the on-reading for meat is にく (niku) but the kun-reading is しし (shi shi) so when luffys doing his signature laugh it is literally a meat pun! 


also lol at trying to draw dads sourins like making them look middle aged-ish is so hard I failed but OH WELL

The Signs Drunk Together
  • Capricorn: *is the designated driver* uh, Sagittarius, maybe you should stop...
  • Sagittarius: *on their like sixth beer* don't redlight me, cap *giggles*
  • Aquarius: *laughing and drinking too much too* HeY We sHOulD go gET KillEr TaTOos
  • Scorpio: *can actually handle alcohol* hey aries you should get virgo's name on your butt i'll give you $5
  • Aries: are you kidding me........ i'll do it for free
  • Leo: Oh this I have to see
  • -Aquarius, Aries, Leo, and Scorpio walk out together. Capricorn wonders vaguely if they should have gone with... oh well-
  • Cancer: *crying a corner* I just don't *hic* see how *hic* they can be so smol and fluffily *hic*
  • Taurus: Uh, Cancer, are you okay there?
  • Pisces: *lip trembles*
  • Virgo: oh no don't start...
  • Pisces: *bursts into tears with cancer*
  • -Virgo and Taurus look at each other and awkwardly shuffle away while Cancer and Pisces hold each other-
  • Gemini: *steals another of Libra's drinks while they're not looking* what were you saying about your childhood rock collection? it was such an interesting story
  • Libra: *giggling* *goes to take a swig of her drink but it's all gone for some odd reason* so... *continues to flirt with Gemini*
  • Capricorn: *stands on a table* okAY EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN WE'RE GOING THE FUCK HOME
  • -Aquarius, Aries, Scorpio, and Leo come back, Aries looks like they're in pain-
  • Aquarius: you have to see the tattoo Aries got *laughing maniacally*
  • Leo: *wide smirk* just wait
  • Scorpio: *evil grin*
  • Aries: *pulls their pants down so everyone can see their butt* *grins drunkenly*
  • Everyone: ... *cricket noises*
  • Virgo: Is that my name?

anonymous asked:

Am I the only one who loves Hansol & Naktas relationship? Nakta is always seeing if Hansols ok in the corner of his eye Hansol always bursts out laughing at anything Nakta does They feed eachother and hug when needed They don't act over the top (fan service) They just seem to have so much love and respect for each other

ANONNIE YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT THE ONLY ONE TRUST ME!!!! i lovelovelove hansol and nakta’s friendship a lot it seems so good and sweet oml i could probably talk abt it all day long

 like nakta taking up chicken herding so hansol can catch one

or being a great and supportive person in general like friend goals tbh

also this!!!!! 

gotta protect the lovely Tall Boy

Drew this tonight dedicated to my most fave MakoHaru fic: Losing Makoto by Tinni. If you haven’t read it, go read it now, son. (n˘v˘•)¬

I hardly get hook to fanfiction but this one really got to me. Made me smile and laugh. And what makes this great is that it’s greatly written and the author has done research. :) I was obviously rooting for MakoHaru, right? But then Rin (I adore Rin here so funny this lad), this precious boy his feelings for Makoto are genuine and I ended up cheering for him because MakoRin is also my OTP. And now I swear, I’m so torn I don’t know what to do?? (so I ended up drawing the boy they both want haha) Ok I am babbling too much but I just really wanna thank the author for writing this. :’D Truly, truly a beautiful story with no smut. <3 And I apologize for such a random fanart of your fanfiction OTL Please don’t kill me. Ah yes, this art btw kinda shows Makoto being a model, which in fact the whole story is all about! ( ´ ◡ ` )

Yankity Spankity

Ok. So. I literally have no excuse for this other than the original post made me laugh so hard and my dear friend @thehexperiment is an enabler and wonderful beta. This is like, the shhitpost-iest thing I’ve ever written, and lordy, was it fun but difficult. It was inspired by a zodiac post about which line from 50 Shades you are, and I thought one sounded very nalu-esq, and then another, and another, and it turned into a challenge, I guess? So all of the following phrases can be found in this… whatever it is lol. 

Post link: http://waterjugs.tumblr.com/post/150060277835/the-signs-as-50-shades-of-grey-quotes

Lucy gets handcuffed to a street meter and let’s be real, it’s only an average day when you’re dating Natsu Dragneel in NYC. Did she mention he was a cop?

Pairing: Nalu, Fairy Tail

Words: 4148

Rating: T

Part: One Shot

Natsu was so dead.

Like, ‘Lucy would have to call Juvia and Levy to help her bury the remains of his stupidly perfect body’ dead.

“Natsu Dragneel!” Lucy screamed, metallic clacks urging on her rage as the handcuff banged around the metal of the street meter. “You get your stupid ass back here or so help me God!” She continued to screech at his retreating back. She watched as he ran faster, and blew her an apologetic kiss as he rounded a corner.

Lucy released a loud noise of anger directed at the sky. A small child looked at her with worried eyes before their mother tugged them along sharply, tapping away on her phone urgently with one hand. Lucy’s love-hate relationship with New York was leaning more into the hate aspect right now.

“Bye.” She muttered to herself, mocking Natsu’s departing squeak. “What the hell do I say to my boss. ‘Hi, sorry my piece is late, my boyfriend gently handcuffed me to a street meter and then said ‘bye’.’” Lucy hissed to herself, tugging futilely on the metal encircling her one wrist. “He’s so not getting laid for a fucking week.”

Lucy toed her bag closer, the large tote tipping on it’s side and spilling her phone onto the sidewalk, along with a tube of lip gloss, several pens, and a dog eared paperback. She bent down with a sigh, trying to kick her contents back into the canvas bag after she had retrieved her phone. She glared dangerously as she noticed a young man with blonde hair eyeing her purse, nodding to herself as she watched him shrug deeper into his grey hoodie and scurry away.

“Levy, I need you to come to the corner of twelfth and twentieth. And bring Gajeel’s spare handcuff key.” Lucy sighed heavier as she heard her friend’s baffled voice turn amused.

“Why? What did Natsu do now?”


“Your boyfriend’s an idiot.” Levy chirped, background noise alerting Lucy to Levy leaving her apartment.

“You don’t know the half of it Lev,” Lucy whined, frowning as she shuffled her bag securely between her ankles, and safely protected from more threatening and broke twenty somethings. “When I woke up from a nap two days ago Natsu had managed to somehow get an orange in my mouth. A whole orange! I still don’t know how.” Lucy groaned under her breath and let her head fall forward to rest on the top of the parking meter she was now leaning on.

“… Was it a small orange?”

“Levy Ashley Mae McGarden you swore to me you would never bring that up!” Lucy banged her forehead on the unyielding metal. Her handcuffed clanked in sympathy.

“I don’t know what you mean, Lucy.” Levy hummed innocently.

“I was drunk off of that contraband vodka Cana brought us.” Lucy defended weakly. “I don’t even remember it.”

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Thank you guys soooo much for waiting for me to post another photo! i am sorry its been long! i have been so busy lately! But heres a photo OF ME HUGGING JIN OH MY GOD HE WAS SO TALL AND CUTE IM SCREAMING . hehe It looks like hes pushing me away dont mind that its a bad candid! He was very nice to me! Hugging him was like a dreammm ~ He’s so tall and lean i didnt wanna let go! He was so sweet! and smelled sooo good bruh . i said jin can i hug you! and he kinda laughed a little bit said sure ok! afterwards i said thank you and he smiled and said thank you! and shook my hand and he said “see you!” and waved bye too me! AHHH I STILL CANT BELIEVED IT HAPPENED! I am anxiously waiting for them to come back to la! I MISS THEM SO MUCH! 

Thank you for being so nice to me Jin! ily more than you will ever know!<3

Thanks to the a.r.m.y’s that are being so nice and following me and giving me compliments i love you all!  Ill try to be on tumblr more often for u guys!! 

this is not a poem.
i lost my poetry,
lost it when i left my heart on your coffee table,
lost it on your lips,
in your skin.
i lost it in your eyes when you smiled
and goddammit
this is not a poem.

i will not write poetry about you
because you are too much stone
and not enough ink.
you do not bend and flow like words do
and you do not bleed like pens or hearts.
this isnt a poem, ok?
and this isn’t about you.

if i were writing about you,
i’d talk about how beautiful your laugh is
and how your words spill off your tongue like warm honey
and about how when i think about you,
my heart tries to beat a million times a minute
because you give me so much life.
but i am not writing about you,
i swear.

i am not writing about the way stone shatters
and i am definitely not writing about how great it is to be lost.

—  this isn’t a poem, and it’s not about you. // m.k.

anonymous asked:

why do you like baekhyun so much? hes kind of... :/

Ok prepare yourself i am going to protect this loser boy with everything in me 

Baekhyun is literally… wow for me his personality out of all the members is my favourite. All he wants is for people to laugh and smile, like that is legit the only reason he ever says any of the stupid stuff he says he just wants to make people happy and i know some of you think hes a “dickhead” for being so loud and obnoxious and “taking some jokes too far” but man every time he opens his mouth to speak all the other members look at him like :-DDD like they’re always expecting what he has to say and always laughing at his dumb jokes and even Minseok said he wishes to be able to speak like Baek and honestly if he DOES want to be malicious to the members would he say that stuff on camera ???? do you think that if he WAS actually a dickhead and he wanted to hurt the other members’ feelings he would purposely do it in front of thousands of people ???????  like come on this boy just wants to make people smile :-( he will actually do anything as well hes never afraid of looking like a dumbass, always willing to act like a complete idiot just to bring joy to peoples faces and that my friend is dedication

He is also extremely thoughtful and considerate of the members and their wellbeing like in Showtime ep 11 when he bought them little individual things that he thought each member would like when his job was to only buy one overall thing ;; and hes always helping the M members with their pronunciation and translating for them and hes just really good with people ok !!! dont even get me started on the hundreds of sources saying he was extremely popular at school not only with the “cool” people but he was nice and friendly to evERYONE and everyone basically loved him alright theres a good reason for that IM JUST SO CONFUSED AS TO HOW YOU CAN DISLIKE HIM ??? hes just so bright and lovable and makes you feel at ease i dont get it

ALSO ANOTHER THING IS how straightforward he is like he doesnt beat around the bush, he says and does the first things that come to mind and he is true to himself and what he believes in and hes the type of guy to stand up for his morals and there have been fanaccs saying hes always the one protecting the other members from sasaengs and hes the only one who has the guts to yell at them and tell them to get the fuck away and i find that really admirable, if you can stand up for yourself and for people you care about you will automatically become my favourite person ever

Ugh i hate writing to express myself because its always messy and all over the place but basically hes just an all round amazing guy and hes super hard working and talented and he always strives to be the best version of himself that he can be !!!!!! hes always up for criticism and looks at everything positively and works to improve himself for the fans AND HES JUST SO FUCKING CUTE MAN UGH

TL;DR; Byun Baekhyun is an angel boy who only wants to make people smile that is all he is flawless good bye

Ok so yesterday night I went to see 12 years a slave in the cinema.

And there was this kind of dramatic scene with this dude yelling “Are you calling me a liar!?” followed by a long pause and the possibility of getting killed..

I almost screamed “I ain’t callin'you a truther!” trought the room..

I have yet to decide if this makes me a horrible person or if I just spend too much time on tumblr.