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anonymous asked:

There's a box with lacy lingerie Alice's size. The note says 'for the clown'.

Alice could only stare at the contents of the box, first shocked speechless, before she had the unnerving realization that the lingerie was, indeed, her size. Which begged the question how the faceless knew her size to begin with.

“I-IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?! JOKER WOULD KEEL OVER IF HE SAW ME WEARING THIS!”