Short Summary: Turns out that having a pretty face can bring on way more problems than horny males. For example? Being put into the assassination list of one of the most infamous mafia bosses that is now after your head.
A/N: I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO HOMEWORK FOR FUCK’S SAKE…
A heavy bundle of files was dropped onto the top of a bleached blond male’s desk. He cracked one of his eyes open, a lazy, cat-like grin on his handsome face. “SeungRi?” his velvety voice spoke, “What is it this time?”
“The new assassination lists came in today.” The younger male answered timidly, only knew to the corrupt work that their organization did.
“Oh? Is that so?” the bleached man’s lips fell down for a second, settling into a pout to show his dissatisfaction. “Got anything interesting?”
<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> A furry interacted with <i>me</i> wtf don't victimblame<p/><b>Taurus:</b> I can't tell if I'm exhaused or concussed<p/><b>Gemini:</b> Please don't imply you're attracted to my brother thats gross he's republican<p/><b>Leo:</b> The secret to my great skin is tears<p/><b>Cancer:</b> I was supposed to be doing homework yesterday but instead I just ate popcorn and stared at a wall all day <p/><b>Virgo:</b> He fucked a pool floatie, my guy<p/><b>Libra:</b> Tbh I only go to the gym to watch HGTV<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> I just want to make it clear I'm being petty right now. This is an act of pettiness<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> I'm gonna fight them. I'm 5'4 and never been in a fight in my life but I'll kick their ass<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Future-me can suck me ENTIRE ass for all I care I'm eating this and no earthly thing can stop me<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> I have the muscle mass of an atrophied carrot<p/><b>Pisces:</b> Worms have five hearts and you just broke all of them<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>