i will worship the shit out of you

My advice for baby witches!

Here is a ton of stuff I wish someone told me 7 years ago.

  • You do not have to be Wiccan.
  • You do not have to worship any deity.
  • You do not have to believe everything you read on the internet.
  • Witchcraft cannot bend the laws of physics or the material world.
  • Witchcraft cannot give you the ability to fly, change your eye color, change your species, etc.
  • There are many “fluffy” websites out there full of misinformation like the above point.
  • You do not need to have a fancy journal where you write your shit down.
  • You can do that with a computer or in a cheap notebook. But if you want to go all out, go ahead!
  • Witchcraft does not do all the work for you. If you cast a spell to get an A on a test, you best study too.
  • Do not let others shame you from doing what works for you.
  • This includes cursing. Please don’t shame others if they want to curse!
  • If you want to do dream work or astral work, start keeping a dream journal now. 
  • You do not have to spend an arm and a leg for spell ingredients. 
  • If you’re closeted, paper magic and energy magic are your friends.
  • If you’re going to curse, ground and cleanse before AND after.
  • Understand that every spirit/entity you meet might not be your friend and you may have to get rid of it.
  • Understand that learning anything takes time, be it spirit communication or tarot.
  • Do not give up on yourself.
  • It’s okay to take a break from the craft. I do that every so often.
  • You can be christian/any religion AND a witch.
  • Witchcraft is not a religion. Wicca is.
  • You don’t need to be religious if you don’t want to.


Feel free to add anything else and my askbox is always open if you have questions!

Jennifer Lawrence is so conceited the way she called out that reporter for being on his phone. that was rude as fuck. Like you can’t stop to think for one second that people aren’t on their phone 24/7 because they’re bored or because they’re trying to be rude? Like especially with press honestly?? They’re probably getting updates all the time, have notes, questions, receiving live info, like what the fuck.

This is why i hate Jennifer Lawrence. She’s condescending as fuck and acts like everyone around her should worship her and every shit thing that comes out her mouth. 

“We’re at the golden globes if you put down your phone you’d know that”. No shit, Jennifer. Jfc. The reporter probably knows that better than you do yourself, because that’s his fucking job to get coverage and ask questions from high-profile, rude celebrities like yourself, who constantly have nasty shit to say and you can laugh it off and be as rude as you like to anyone and everyone, because you’re just “keeping it real”. 

As if you don’t already get enough attention so you’re gonna be an ass to a reporter on their phone. And the fact she went out of her way to humiliate him further by not dropping it the first time she called him out is appalling.

Ask Me No Questions, I’ll Tell You No Lies

It starts out as a way to release stress. The rules are simple: No Kissing, No Talking, No Feelings.

It ends with worship.

(I thought, what if Adam and Ronan became fuck buddies way before that TRK kiss. This is what happened)


The first time it happens, Ronan is sleeping over in Adam’s shitty apartment over St Agnes. Adam can’t sleep and Ronan sits up after a while, clearly getting tired of Adam’s constant tossing and turning.

“Man,” he says, “you need to fucking relax.”

Adam sighs, turning on his side so he’s facing Ronan.

“Yeah? What do you suggest I do?”

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The Martian Starters
  • “It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup.”
  • “Every day I go outside, and I look at the beautiful horizon. Just because I can.”
  • “Disco. Goddamn it, ____”
  • “Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.”
  • “I guess you could call it a failure, but I prefer the term ‘learning experience’.”
  • “Everything went great right up to the explosion.”
  • “Things didn’t exactly go as planned, but I’m not dead, so it’s a win.”
  • “And by enjoying, I mean ‘hating so much I want to kill people’.”
  • “The worst moments in life are heralded by small observations.”
  • “Fear my botany powers!”
  • “I’m gonna have to science the shit out of this.”
  • “I’m pretty much fucked. That’s my considered opinion. Fucked.”
  • “Tomorrow, I’ll sink to an all-new low!”
  • “To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it’s tuesday.”
  • “Life is amazingly tenacious. They don’t want to die any more than I do.”
  • “I’m leaving today, one way or another. About fucking time."
Paganism (and witch) P.S.A

I want to make this very clear, because there are people out there who are trying really hard to dictate the beliefs of others.
You do not have to be of Irish decent or blood, to worship Celtic (Gaelic) deities. Ours is not a closed or exclusive pantheon, - you do not need to find a teacher or someone to induct you into our faith. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a piece of shit who doesn’t know what they’re talking about and they’re alienating you for no good reason.

You’re welcome here; the deities will welcome you as their children do.

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Christian leans over to me, a large fake smile plastered across his face. He kisses my cheek and then moves closer to whisper in my ear in a very cold, controlled voice.
“I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living shit out of you.”
Oh, I know what I want right now. I gaze up at him, blinking through my mask. I just wish I could read what’s in his eyes.

anonymous asked:

Lance having a pre-keberos relationship with Shiro that no one knows about. Lance breaking down with him disappearing a 2nd time at the end of S2. Keith giving him shit for it because 'hero worship' and 'You don't even know him!'. Lance flying off the rails at Keith in return, letting everything just come out unbidden and shocking the entire crew. Just all the angst...

Holy cow can someone please make this a fic because I would read the fuck outta this. ALL THE ANGST!

Lamb

Fandom: WWE

Pairing: Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan/Reader

Rating: Holy shit M.

AN: I offer no apologies. This got so out of hand I’m pretty sure it’s already enjoying next year’s Halloween candy. Your something spooky, for the season! Contains hints of uh…magical!Bray Wyatt. And worship. Tagging @tox-moxley, enjoy!


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Send me an emoji


😎 - I stalk your blog on the regular
😩 - You’re sexy as fuck
😈 - I wanna fuck you
😊 - I think you’re cool
😍 - I adore you
😘 - I’d date you
🙅 - You ain’t all that
🙈- You make me horny
😝 - I don’t like you
💩 - You’re blog is shit
💋 - I wanna make out with you
💘 - I have a serious crush on you
💦 - You make me wet
🙊 - I wish we talked
🙇 - I worship you
👅 - I wanna eat you out
👎 - Delete your blog


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Sex With Wonho [M]

I’m doing this as a replacement for the other scenario I completely failed at... And I was dared to write smut, so here you go ^-^

*I do not own this gif, credit to owner*

Originally posted by wonho-shin

  •  KINKY LITTLE SHIT
  •  I could bring out a 100 slide presentation and type a 20 page report explaining why (but do I really need to, like come on people)
  •  willing to try anything
  •  as long as it gives both of you pleasure 
  •  Kinks may include: biting, breath play, bondage(mainly handcuffs), possible daddy/mommy kink, body worship(giving), oral(giving and recieving but maily recieving),dirty talk
  •  I said “daddy/mommy kink” because it’s kind of hard for me to tell if he’s a dom or a sub
  • probably switches between the two 
  •  basically whatever you wanna try he’s up for it
  •  Sex is about your pleasure
  •  but if he’s had a rough day, sex is his stress reliever
  •  your sex life depends on his mood
  •  sometimes he’s a sweetheart, taking his time with you and making sure you’re okay with everything he’s doing, making sure you cum first
  •  other times he’s fucking you against your kitchen counter
  •  there is no in between
  • He’s so good at aftercare though
  • this is why I envy you 
  • makes sure you’re all cleaned up 
  • takes care of you if you’re sore 
  • sometimes he’ll even try to make breakfast for you but would either fail or wake up after you so the thought is ruined
  •  cocky little shit
  • he knows he’s good at what he does and doesn’t need you to tell him
  • if you do tell him it just leads to more cocky smirks and more dirty talk
  • believes he’s a sex god
  • might be a sex god
Fanfic recommendation

I spent the past few days devouring YOUR LIGHT IN THE MIST by the enormously talented @maevecurrywrites . You can find the whole fanfic with roughly 30 (long, amazing) chapters here: http://yourlightinthemist.tumblr.com/


Need reasons why to read this fic?


- If you like Tom Hiddleston fanfiction in general, read the fic!

- If you like fanfics about a Tom who is incredibly, miraculously, almost frighteningly “Tom” and real and believable, read the fic!

- If you like strong, sassy women who’ve been through a motherlode of shit and come out on top and who’re curvy and sexy and funny and quirky, read the fic!

- If you love steamy sex scenes that are mindblowing and make you want to take a million cold showers or ravish someone, read it!

- If you want to be whisked away to exotic locations such as Hawaii and living, breathing settings like New Orleans, New York and London, read it!

- If you want to cry, laugh, cry a ton more, and then laugh until you cry, read it!

- If you can handle angst, raw emotions, the horror that is real life, and the up and down that is a relationship, read it.

- If you’re a fan of Anne Rice and / or the Vampire Lestat, read the fic!

- If you’re a fan of Luke, read it!

- If you enjoy well-written stories that would stand out even without revolving around Hiddles, read the fic.


You won’t regret it, I swear. And I’ll never forget it.


P.S.: Brace yourselves for more (slightly crazed) fanfic recs in the future. I have the most amazing Tumblr friends, I tell ya.

Yano, everyone wants to glorify and worship girls with scars and cellulite and stretchmarks and I’m here for that 100% (I’ve got stretchmarks) but I never see people supporting or doing shit for girls with severe, chronic acne and acne scarring, or any severe skin condition that is incredibly obvious i.e psoriasis, eczema etc. So to all my fellow gals out there suffering from painful, noticeable skin conditions that require medicine and treatment creams and make you want to stay in bed and never show your face: we’re beautiful and we’re hardcore as fuck for living with this shit daily

anonymous asked:

I had no idea that flopiana was dating that shit bag, thank you so much for mentioning that in your tags and educating the masses. I'm honestly surprised that i'm just hearing about this now seeing as most anti-karamels are against abuse. Like you can support sanvers and not her, but how the fuck does shit like this stay under the radar

Cause people (like the dumbasses in that post) love to worship Maggie without acknowledging Floriana’s horrible behavior. The second idiot literally made a post shading me for pointing out Floriana’s problematicness under the guise that I should only be focused on hating on Mon-El… which is fucking bullshit and hypocritical of them. Call out injustice WHEREVER you see it. I’m glad you learned about the Floriana mess though cause it’s important and exactly why you don’t see me putting her face on my blog if I can help it… again, nothing against sanvers (which I love and appreciate what it has done for the LGBT community) I just don’t want to make abuse survivors like myself uncomfortable.

anonymous asked:

its so discouraging being fat and asian when everyone around you practically worships being as thin as physically possible, sometimes i feel like ill never find anyone that cares about me because of my body

Yeah, that shit sucks.  If you can, try reaching beyond your current social contacts because there are people out there that won’t have those kind of expectations of you.  (There still will be lots of fatphobic people just randomly out there, lol) You could potentially find a circle of fat positive friends who would be happy to support you.

Personally, my grandmother practically shoved food in our mouths as kids, and then fat shamed us after we got fat???  Like, they kept tons of sugary stuff at their house on top of cooking tons of food.  I still don’t understand why she didn’t see fat grandchildren as a potential outcome of that behavior. :P

Something I’ve noticed about tumblr is that everyone preaches feminism. But as soon as a female celebrity doesn’t agree with them, or doesn’t agree with them correctly, they participate in misogyny. You call Lena Dunham ugly. Maybe she’s problematic, but focus on that instead of her looks. I’ve seen Emma Watson called “boring” because they don’t like live action Disney movies. In case you guys forgot, Emma Watson is a huge feminist AND Hermione fucking Granger AND in perks of being a wallflower. She’s not “boring.” And then her words are taken out of context to make her seem like a white feminist, but she isn’t. You guys worship twenty one pilots and how emotional they are, but shit on Halsey for the same fucking thing. I’ve also seen some posts that started as Black Women Empowerment posts (which are good) and turned into a way to insult white women. You don’t have insult one group to empower another. Also Amy Schumer. Look I don’t like her either, but that gives you know reason to make fun of how she looks or how small her lips are. If you guys are feminists as you claim, you should be focusing on what makes them problematic. Not their fucking looks.

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Don't you ever feel like shit about the fact that you are worshiping a man who hurt pretty much everyone that was ever around him?

No, because I don’t worship any such man. If you’re talking about John, lol. Yeah, he may have been mean sometimes, rude or whatever, to kinda everyone, because that’s just how he was, but to say that he hurt everyone is so idiotic, I can’t even. Like, what the Hell are you even talking about?? 

The real question here is don’t YOU ever feel like shit about the fact that you’re wasting your time trying to annoy me and get a raise out of me, when I haven’t done shit to you, or to anyone really from this website? You ponder on that, son.

How and When I Pray to the Theoi

Continuing with my posts for my actual practices vs. theory and discussion, I’m going to talk about prayer. How I do it, when I do it, ect… Remember, this is specifically dealing with my own personal practices and worship, and it’s out here to hopefully help some folks get ideas on how to define their own practice better, but I’m not saying you have to do things my way. It’s the right way for me, but that doesn’t mean it’s the right way period.

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How exhausting is it that every “positivity” blog now you have to actually go research them to be sure they’re not REGs or TERFs?

Honestly it’s enough to make me not reblog anything except from people I already KNOW aren’t trying to tell me that the last quarter century of my life is “wrong” and I’ve failed some sort of queer purity test from people the same age as my daughter? I mean how absurd is that?

There’s a part of me that wants the ace discourse to end and is actually kind of ok with the truth coming out and the anti-bi, anti-trans bullshit of the REGs to just come all the way out in the open. I mean, aces have had a shit run of it of late and I’m REALLY practiced at dealing with biphobia and transphobia. Literally have heard it all. “You’re not a real bi unless” *sip tea* HEARD IT. “Dick-worshipping bihet” *sip* HEARD THAT ONE 20 YEARS AGO “ur dating a person we perceive as a dude and we think you’re really just a woman so ur str8” *sip* 1993 CALLED THEY WANT THEIR BIPHOBIA BACK

But like, y'all younger bi folks don’t deserve this.

It needs to just stop.

Our level 2 asses had just wandered into the middle of a hostile druid lair and got into a fight with the dryad they seemed to worship. She would have slaughtered us but, luckily, got distracted and ended up leaving after taking a few hits. We met a sympathetic old lady druid we were trying to convince to help us out.

Old Lady: Shes a dear friend (the dryad), but lately she hasn’t been acting like her self. I worry about her. If I may ask, what happened here (the room we had just fought in)?

Bard: Well, we met your viney lady, but she disappeared after I stabbed her in the back-

DM: The Old Lady immediately throws you to the wall and pins you with vines. Take 2 bludgeoning damage.

Bard (was hurt in previous fight): …Well, I’m unconscious…

DM OOC: Maybe you shouldn’t have told her that you stabbed her friend in the back! You have the highest charisma of anyone, the fuck would you say that?!

My poor druid halfling had to try and convince her to let him down with absolutely no charisma modifiers to her name