i was such a chrissy

Michael Mell x Reader + Baby

- the whole squad is there and the nurse is like “whoa dudes family only” and Mike’s just like “I AM FAMILY! THAT’S MY KID, BRO!”
- he’s freaking out almost as much as you are
- but then the doctor gives you an epidural and it calms down a bit
- Michael cries when he sees your daughter
- “She’s so beautiful.”
- naming her Christina Hera Mell
- Michael s p o i l s her
- her first word is meme
- “Yeah! Go Chrissy!”
- Christina can’t quite pronounce Uncle Jeremy’s name yet, so she calls him “Jerm” (much to Jeremy’s delight because it’s fucking adorable)
- “You’re changing her diaper.”
“I gave birth to her.”
- Hot Dad™ Michael
- consider the following: stubbly Michael in sunglasses, holding Christina and kissing you on the cheek
- he’s the kind of guy who carries his kid around everywhere he goes
- he also refers to himself as “Daddy”
- she tries to take his glasses
- “No, Chrissy. Those are Daddy’s. Give them back.”
- Player One and Player Two shirts

So I figured I’d intro before I have to hit the stage and rock out. I’m Chrissy Constanza from that pretty awesome band called Against the Current. I’m 21 years young and own this big fluff all dog that I always miss when I’m on tour. I still live at home with my parents till I find the right place to live, plus I’m a mommys girl I refuse to leave her. I love long walks to my fridge and I guess I’m the beach too at sunset. I’m a lovable person and I’d love to friend you all. If you want to talk hmu @ sudsinthebucket919 I promise I don’t bite…hard 😏

Being overly-familiar with a series is such a weird burden sometimes because like

you’ll see some theory being passed around that you instantly know is wrong. Like it’s surprising to see people supporting it because the flaws in its logic are so glaringly obvious. Until it hits you that, yeah it’s wrong, but only because you were able to immediately remember the 5 second conversation between two background characters 17 minutes through s2e13 that definitively disproves it. And no casual fan would have any reason to remember that off the top of their head and it’s you who’s the weird human encyclopedia with a shot-for-shot memory the entire damn series.

Like at that point you don’t even know anymore whether to argue your point or just…maybe go outside for a little bit.


Because Yuri and Otabek are the John and Chrissy of social media and i’m too tired to make legit fanart anymore 

bonus they banter on social media while sitting next one another 

For Otayuri Week Day 2 pretends i didn’t skip out on a day cus it was spent finishing my 100086423 word essay also excuse my ugly handwriting