i swear to god man this show is everything

shameless au

Lip: have you ever thought, Mick, that just maybe Ian can’t love you like you love him?
Mickey: the fuck does that mean?
Lip: I mean, Monica couldn’t love Frank. Couldn’t take care of us. She wasn’t wired right.
Mickey: so maybe Ian’s gotta couple wires crossed, don’t mean he can’t love me. Don’t mean he can’t fight it, I can’t be there to fight it with him. I swear to god, Gallagher.
//Mickey pins Lip against the wall//
Lip: man, don’t get mad at me. I’m trying to help you out, okay? //Lip puts his hands up, falling way to Mickey. Showing he doesn’t want a fight. Mickey turns, punching the wall next to Ian’s bed//
Mickey: I love him, man. I love everything about the fucker. He’s crazy as hell and I know I’ve probably fueled his crazy instead of fix it, but I just want to make sure he’s okay. Protect him. Give him everything the world has to offer.

One of the lipstick prince guys: *looks at female guest for more than two seconds while doing her make up*
Editors: WOW LOOK AT THIS HETEROSEXUAL MAN DOING HIS HETEROSEXUAL THING BETTER PUT ROMANTIC MUSIC AND HEARTS AND EVERYTHING IN SLOW MOTION WOW HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE MORE STRAIGHT I CANT BELIEVE THIS

you-ignorant-idjit  asked:

Tyler Hoechlin? (he literally has hoe in his name if that doesn't mean something oml)

YASSS!!

Originally posted by expressivedolphin

Not my type | Eh | He’s Alright | He’s cute| Totally Adorable | I’d Kiss Him | He is gorgeous | I can’t stop staring | FUCK ME - anytime/anywhere

I swear to god, Teen Wolf, if u don’t show me this man again, imma beat someone’s ass!!

He is stunning.

Body, face, hair, eyes, beard. That sexy ass beard.

His chest hair.

His body.

Everything.

His voice.

This man is stunning, and you know, he’d give you the fucking of your life. 

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The Year of the Peacock begins NOW! Lord Shen is a show-off…and wickedly beautiful! But really, his design, his voice actor, his characterization, everything was gorgeous about him…man, I really missed him in KFP3. Character belongs to Dreamworks

it’s like.

you’re in a desert.

the desert is vast and dry.

you’re surviving on literally a few drops of water and a bit of bread

and then.

then you’re invited to join this fucking feast.

and it’s everything. it’s detailed pokémon debates about which one of them is the sun and which is the moon. it’s getting away together for a few hours to see captain america. it’s rating the age of ultron with ‘eee’ together. it’s showing us angles of rooms and random milkshake spillage and fart talk, promises of videos to come, and making each other laugh and being so fucking married that i swear to god, i was hitting myself in the face at one point, it’s just -

dan and phil.

man, i’ve missed them so fucking much