I heard there was some “kiss a ginger” day going on. Turns out my attempt to take part in it failed. (Star Wars blog)

I've reached ultimate pun status

I was grilling a sandwich and my cheese fell of when I flipped it and of course like anyone would do I let out an anguished cry that was literally just me screeching ‘provolone!’ So I’m desperately trying to get this cheese back on my sandwich and I whisper 'don’t leave, me I’m so prov-alone without you’ and my mom just glares at me and tells me that I sound just like my dad. I Am aT dAD LEVEL PUN STATUS THIS IS NOT DRILL