i may end up making one

anonymous asked:

So what are they doing about the wedding coordinator? Is that a position you're interested in taking over?

I, personally, do not have the personality to be the wedding coordinator, and the entire staff knows it. Wedding coordinators are a customer service position over all other things: you have to be personable, you have to be able to explain to our angriest demographic that they can’t get exactly what they want, and you have to politely handle any foul-ups that may happen on either end (because we are pretty constantly apologizing for things that are clearly the fault of the bride on top of our own mistakes.)

And it is considered the opinion of the entire cast of characters that I am far better suited for funeral work- where the recipients don’t talk back and for the exception of Scott at Copeland, no one makes ridiculous requests. Lily of the Valley in October, what the fuck Scott?

The plan, I think, is to have Blue and Muggle trade responsibility so that way we always have at least one wedding coordinator on staff and we’re not constantly playing catch-up. This is, of course, assuming that we don’t get a dedicated wedding coordinator hired… which is looking a little slim right now anyway. 

To be honest, I’m starting to wonder how Teena even made it to coordinator because of those qualities listed, she kind of possesses none of them. 

My best friend and I are fighting.  I want it to end, but I have no idea what to say to make that happen.  So here’s the story.

She has been working at one of our local wineries since May or June.  She is just seasonal and its ending pretty soon.  We had dinner in August and she mentioned a few things that made it seem like she was drinking to the point of blacking out almost every night after work.  She also said that she had made out with a (female) coworker.  She is married with four kids.  

A few weeks later, we went to Dave Matthews at the Gorge with another friend.  As she starts drinking, she finally tells me that she’s been having an affair with a (male) coworker for a month.  It started when she had a threesome with both of her coworkers.  She also told me that on days she works, she never goes home that night.  

I was absolutely shocked and blindsided by all of this.  I am vehemently against cheating and absolutely believe that mom’s should be home with their babies most nights.  Her and her husband have been having problems for awhile and she’s been trying to get him to agree to a separation, but when all of this started he hadn’t yet.  So it was definitely cheating.  One of her kids is her very impressionable 16-year-old daughter.  I can’t believe the example she is setting for her kids and the way she is treating her husband, who is an absolutely devoted husband and father.  

So a few days after the concert, we had a talk where I basically told her all of the above.  It may have been harsh, but it was the truth.  The thing that kills me is that if she was so embarrassed to tell me, shouldn’t that be a sign that what you are doing is wrong?  If you can’t tell your best friend, you probably shouldn’t be doing it.  

So now she is pissed at me because I told her the harsh truth.  She’s really making me out to be the bad guy here, and it’s pissing me off, but I also just want all this nonsense to be over with.  

At the same time, I’m reevaluating our friendship.  I love her kids dearly and her youngest daughter is really good friends with Gemma.  But our friendship has always been pretty one-sided.  I was always expected to come visit at her house because she had all the kids.  But now I have two kids, including one baby who needs to nap, yet she can never come to my house.  And I live in the town where they shop all the time, but I have no reason to go to her town other than to see them.  I have been their photographer since they got married, but she’s never offered to pay for pictures.  She borrowed my parent’s suburban and then they drove it until the transmission was about to go out and then gave it back.  And now she’s working her ass off so she can get breast implants.  She already had gastric sleeve surgery in Mexico last year even though she only had like 40 pounds to lose.  Ever since her surgery, she has definitely changed.  She is very concerned about her appearance and I think social media is a huge (negative) influence on her.  I’ve talked about her before because she absolutely hates herself and is throwing away thousands of dollars to look good on the outside, but doing no work to love herself on the inside.  

I know all of this makes her sound like a terrible person, but she’s really having a mid-life crisis even though she’s only 34.  She had her daughter at 18 and got married at 23 so she didn’t get to have her wild 20′s.  And I get that.  I’m just stuck and don’t even know what to say to her.  

people seem to have trouble understanding why i’m an anti-capitalist, so i’m going to try and put it into simple, real-life terms.

i work at a restaurant. i make $12 an hour, plus tips. minimum wage where i live is relatively high for my country - the national minimum wage is $7.25/hr, and has not been raised since 2009. before taxes, working full time, my yearly income is about $22,000 a year. ($25,000 if you count tips)

at my job, we sell various dishes, with an average price of about $10-$15. we get printouts every week detailing how much money we made that week; in one week, our restaurant makes about $30,000. (one of our other locations actually makes this much on a daily basis!)

i’m not going to go into details, but after the costs of production (payroll for employees, rent for the building, maintenance, and wholesale food purchasing) are accounted for, the restaurant makes an estimated profit of $20,000 per week.

this profit goes directly to the owner, who does not work at this location. the owner of my restaurant has actually been on vacation for a few months, but still profits from the restaurant, because they own it. i have met the owner exactly twice in my year of working here.

to put this into perspective, the owner of this restaurant earns in 2 days what they pay me in one year. and that’s just from this single location - the owner has several other restaurants, all of which make more money than the one i work at. this ends up resulting in the owner having an estimated net worth of tens of millions of dollars, even after accounting for the payroll for every single worker in their employ.

now, i have to ask you: does the owner of my restaurant deserve this income? did they earn it? did their labor result in this value being created?

the naive answer would be “yes”; the owner purchased the location and arranged for the raw ingredients to be delivered, did they not?

the actual answer is “no”. the owner may have used their initial capital to start the location, but the profit is a result of my labor, and the labor of my co-workers.

the owner purchases rice at a very low bulk price of about 25 cents a pound. i cook the rice, and within a few minutes, that pound of rice is suddenly worth about $30. the owner did not create this value, i did. the owner simply provided the initial capital investment required to start the process.

what needs to be understood here is that capitalists do not create value. they use the labor of their employees to create value, and then take the excess profit and keep it.

what needs to be understood is that capitalists accrue income by already HAVING money. the owner of my restaurant was only able to get this far because they started off, from the very beginning, with enough money to purchase a building, purchase food in bulk, and hire hundreds of employees.

that is to say: the rich get richer, and they do so by exploiting the labor of the poor.

the owner of my restaurant could afford to triple the income of every single person in their employee if they felt like it, but this would mean that they were generating less profit for themselves, so they do not.

the owner of my restaurant pays me the current minimum wage of my area, because to them, i am not a person. i am an investment. i am an asset. i am a means to create more money. 

when you are paid minimum wage, the message your boss is sending you is this: “legally, if i could pay you less, i would.”

every capitalist on the planet exploits their workers for their own gain. every capitalist, even the small business owners, forces people to stay in poverty so that the capitalist can profit.

I’m at the top of world and I feel it
But it’s not enough for me

reasons everyone should be watching lucifer:
  • it’s about the devil, who one day went “fuck this. i’m over hell. i’m moving to LA” honestly that’s enough reason to watch it 
  • it’s not like every other cop show that is on tv at the moment. the supernatural twist always makes things bizarre and fun
  • it’s funny, like genuinely funny. it has it’s serious and emotional moments but most of the time it’s pretty lighthearted and doesn’t use Death™ to “intrigue” viewers
  • one of the best characters on the show is a pansexual demon who starts off as a pretty emotionless character and soon turns into the biggest softy who would do anything for the people she loves
  • lucifer is a bisexual dork who isn’t evil at all and just wants to be loved and accepted 
  • chloe decker’s eye roll thingy
  • the show does not slut shame their female characters
  • 5/9 of the main characters are poc, 6/9 are female (as of season 2)
  • the female relationships in this show are fab!! there is no jealousy, just love and random bar fighting
  • ella lopez… i can’t even describe this dork you just need to witness it 
  • the mother-daughter bond between chloe and trixie is so great. chloe is such a good mom, such a good cop, such a good person. 10/10 recommend just watching for chloe decker
  • deckerstar. whether it’s just a brotp or an otp, you will love their dynamic
  • all the characters are super different, and are all great. even some characters who may not be your fave at the start, you will end up appreciating them. 
  • mazikeen’s special love for trixie decker will make your heart melt. no one would dare mess with that demon’s little mars president 
  • lucifer’s constant “dad” jokes or comments about god are great
  • the music is also great 
  • please just watch there are more reasons but i think i got the main ones. lucifer is great
How To Motivate Yourself To Write

This was meant to provide motivation, but honestly, this is more of a list of ways to make sure you get it done, rather than make yourself “motivated”. Either way, this should benefit you somehow.


  • In the words of Chuck Wendig, “do not fucking multitask”. Carve out a specific time to write and use it to write. Don’t try to simultaneously write and tweet and check your email. Whether it be 15 minutes or 2 hours, write, and only write.
  • Take breaks occasionally. You can’t just sit there and fog up your creative lens. Go outside and go for a walk. Go to coffee with your friends for an hour. Do something to relax your brain for a while. It’s the same with studying. Don’t drive yourself up the wall because you feel you’re “on a roll”. Your ideas and plans will still be there when you get back. If you begin to get frustrated or your foot starts to fall asleep, take a break.
  • Use a rewards system. Say, for every 100 words, you get a piece of chocolate. After eating a regular sized Hershey’s bar, you’ve got 1200 words. Go you! (I personally fine this incredibly useful.)
  • Have people you trust hold you accountable. Have your best friend (or partner, if you’ve got one) check in when they know you should be writing to make sure you did.
  • Read books like a writer. Read a shitty book and pick it apart to find what you don’t like about it. Read a good book to find what you do like. Use these reflections and apply them to your own work. Nothing helps quite like learning from other people’s mistakes and success.
  • Don’t get stuck in the planning stages. You may get really excited while planning a story, that huge plot twist, a minor character’s backstory, etc, but keep in mind that at some point you’re going to have to sit down and hash it out. A lot of promising writers never get past the planning stages, so in the words of my very wise boyfriend: “Just write”.
  • Write in places that make your creative juices flow. Get cozy in bed with your laptop open to a word document, light a few candles, make some tea, get that incense going, and write. Music really helps to get in the mood as well, and if you would like to take a look at my writing playlist, here it is, free for public consumption.
  • Keep your mind open to new ideas and changes to your story. Your idea will develop and evolve over time, and the beauty of writing is that you can change anything you want and there are no consequences. If you decide to completely scrap a character, remove a subplot, add one in, or change the plot but keep the same characters, you’re totally free to do so. Nothing about writing is set in stone, so stay open minded to new concepts and changes and, most importantly, criticism. (I won’t elaborate on this because I might end up making a whole other post about this topic in the future.)

As always, this is just a compilation of the tips and tricks I’ve found the most useful in my own experience. They may not help, they may help a lot, it really could go either way or somewhere in between, but all the same, I hope this proves useful to you.

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BTS’ Kinks Masterpost (Based on Astrology) - Maknae Line

warning: mature content, pure filth ahead 🥀

jimin

  • anyone who still doesn’t believe that man’s a dom, listen:

Keep reading

Aries: you’re faking happiness, again. With that big smile that I don’t believe in, even when you smile you want to cry. Don’t lie to me, I can hear it in your voice when you’re sad. You may fake your happiness but you’re unhappy in general because you keep trying to please everyone even when you say you don’t care what anyone thinks anymore.

Taurus: you’re forgetting to take care of yourself, you’re forgetting to stop and smell the flowers. You’re forgetting yourself because there are millions of other people who need help, but hey. Save the world: start with yourself.

Gemini: stop trying to please everyone and then go along with their plans like someone blinded you. You have your own opinions, plans. Use your voice, live. Communicate with everyone and show them what you’re good at because love, you’re burning out.

Cancer: the stars shine for you again, you’re in such a contradict with yourself and your mind. You’re stuck in a spiderweb, speaking words of dust and cobwebs. I’m afraid I can’t save you, the spider’s dead. Save yourself because last time I looked in your eyes and I lost everything, I lost everything.

Leo: call that friend you’ve been forgetting, they’re missing you. People need you more than you realize. People miss you when you don’t talk to them just like you miss them. Don’t put yourself down love.

Virgo: I always forget the coldness of your hands but I swear that when I touch you my fingers split open with pain. Something so painful is yet so beautiful. And I always dreamed of fairtytales until I saw your face and was reminded that they’re not real. They’re not real; but you’re pretty damn close.

Libra: the jewelry around your neck doesn’t make me wander me from your fake smile and glossy eyes. You’re strong, but you’ve been over this path of glass one too many times and the shards always make you bleed. I know familiarity is important for you but why don’t you try the path with warm sand instead? You keep making yourself bleed.

Scorpio: you won’t find yourself or your confidence when you keep hiding your face under the lid of your hoodie darling. You’re beautiful, dare to be brave, open. Shock them all with your contagious smile. They don’t need to understand, happiness is not understandable. It’s beautiful, like you. Be your unpredictable self.

Sagittarius: the moon slips ink down your throat and you keep choking on the lies you tell to keep yourself save. I have an adventure for you and it starts at the top of your personality and ends and your lifeline: seek your heartbeat, find your faith.

Capricorn: for the last time, you’re more important than you think you are. You’re worth more than they’ll ever know. There’s not much to say, the seas are spotted red and your eyes always end up getting lost in it at the end of the night. It’s alright because for the thousandth time, there’s someone by your side.

Aquarius: the unfamiliarity of the sunset that lights fires in your heart may be a welcome surprise but your hands are still cold and winter is about to make things a whole lot more chilly. Find a home, you’re save when you’re there.

Pisces: you’re making mistakes I don’t understand but I am not the one to judge for I don’t know the things in your head. And I will try my best and say I do the best that I can but I can’t defend your actions, you’re too special to go down for this. You’re trying, I know you are. You always are.

anonymous asked:

When writing a blind character, what are some things to avoid?

Ah! So this is definitely a bit of a broad question, but I can give a few basics:

  • Blind people don’t actually give a shit about touching faces, so please, please stear clear of that. The only exceptions may be the same way sighted lovers may caress each other’s faces and parents may hold a child’s face in an emotional moment, but it’s just like a sighted lover or parent would, nothing more.
  • Please avoid giving your character a cure. One of the most crushing things as a disabled reader is to finally have a disabled character, but for them to end up with a fantastic magic cure half-way through. It rarely makes for a good story, and often a much better story is that person’s journey in understanding themselves as equal and learning that they aren’t broken and useless and can do whatever they want, overcoming internalized ableism rather than “overcoming the disability.”
  • Few blind people actually wear sunglasses or eye coverings, so your character probably won’t either if the likelyhood says anything. Chances are they will not be part of that minority, so probably better not to do that.
  • Something similar can be said for characters with white or cloudy eyes. The vast majority of blind people will not have very abnormal-looking eyes, so chances are your character will not be part of that minority.
  • Another very similar thing should be noted about the level of vision they will have. Somewhere between 80 and 90% of blind people have some level of remaining vision, weather it be little more than light perception or enough that they were forced to use their eyes a lot growing up and weren’t taught braille or to use a cane because they could get by well enough not to die most of the time.

So these are just the first several things I can think of at the moment, but definitely feel free to ask about more things!

Two Types Of The Signs

Aries- (both are trustworthy, but they use it in different ways) 
1. One builds people’s trust in them more and more all the time to try and find some sort of security in their life, even if it turns into a situation where they end up manipulating or using someone.
2. The other treats trust very delicately, and although they may find it hard to trust other people, they want nothing more than for others to be able to trust them.

Taurus- (both are hot-headed, but it is either internal or external)
1. One will get frustrated with themselves, even over the smallest things.
2. The other will express themselves out loud, sometimes getting a bit too loud.

Gemini- (both are well rounded, but they aren’t both aware of it)
1. One almost tricks their mind into thinking that they are going to lose it and are completely unstable.
2. The other is confident in themselves and will not let anyone tear them down.

Cancer- (both are independent, just in different ways)
1. One is a free spirit, who doesn’t let anyone being them down or hinder what or who they believe in.
2. The other struggles to keep their head above water in a sea of people so different to them, and find it hard to not let others affect them.

Leo- (both think fondly of themselves, but express it differently)
1. One is modest and doesn’t always take compliments well.
2. The other will give themselves compliments, and thinks that they are better than everyone.

Virgo- (both are deeply connected to their emotional side, but use it differently)
1. One can relate to others and help them with things they have experienced themselves, or things they have heard of.
2. The other can be manipulative with their emotions, and will get their way or bring themselves down trying.

Libra-  (both are strong, but don’t always think it or act on it well)
1. One will not let anyone bring them down, no matter how hard they try, emotionally, physically, spiritually, and socially.
2. The other will try to downsize the achievements of others by covering them up with their own.

Scorpio- (both are very mature, but in different ways)
1. One thinks they are mature way beyond their years, and may well be depending on their life experiences and emotions.
2. The other tries to force themselves to be more mature in order to perhaps please others or maybe to fill a role that may be lacking or needed in their own life.

Sagittarius- (both have a lot of emotions, but deal with them differently)
1. One find it hard to express them, which leads to internalization which can lead to isolation and both lead to their feelings growing more and more intense. This can be good or bad.
2. The other tends to drag other people down with them in regards to negative feelings and end up making others take on their emotions. They do however, always make others smile when they have a lot of positive feelings and vibes.

Capricorn- (both are born leaders, but handle it different)
1. One wont let anyone else tell them what to do, this is good and bad, as they can get very defensive about it.
2. The other will be kind and patient with their leader role and make sure everyone is okay before themselves.

Aquarius- (both are very cautious, but of different things and in different ways)
1. One is cautious of themselves, either in how their brain works or how they react to certain things. They are cautious of what they are capable of and to what extent their feelings and thoughts go to.
2. The other is cautious of other people, find it hard to open up to anyone, and know in themselves that the only person in the world they can trust is themselves.

Pisces- (both are complete opposites of each other)
1. One is a complete open book, they lay all of their cards on the table, they let people in because they have so much trust and respect for themselves.
2. The other is so closed off and comes off as very mysterious and strange.

i want to take the time to point out that out of thousands of people, nobody has been able to get the cult ending ingame/it seems like it doesnt actually exist, and upon actually reading the transcript/looking more into it, it seems like its just a NON CANON halloween gag that ultimately ended up scrapped with some leftover broken assets in the code and honestly it breaks my fucking heart to see ppl dragging dream daddy through the mud just bc of a stupid non canon joke that didnt even make it into the game/are outright making up stuff to further this (u may have heard that each dream daddy represents one of the seven deadly sins and such. i read the transcript. its literally not in there.) yes, its important to be critical of the things u consume, but its downright disgusting to take a game made by and for mlm and trans men and find every reason to drag it through the mud. ppl are literally saying you shouldnt support the lgbt devs who poured their heart and soul into this game bc its more important to make sure arin hanson doesnt get ur $15 even tho??? hes fucking rich??? it wont affect him but it will affect them??? literally what the fuck, can u people please let trans mlm enjoy a game where we arent fetishized or turned into a joke or painted as dangerous like please

please reblog this if u can, bc im tired of this tbh

voltron family as roommates
  • most mornings they watch the news together still in their pjs and messy bedheads, groggily staring at the TV, eating bowls of cereal on the couch
    • except for Shiro who is a morning bird and exercises at like 4 AM on a daily basis
    • because he’s always the first to wake he will also sometimes cook breakfast for everybody if hunk doesn’t
      • they’ve even got aprons to go together with one saying “watch me whip” and the other: “watch me nae nae” 
  • When they go grocery shopping, they usually all go together 
      • [Keith inserts almond milk into cart]
      • [Lance] ha you love nut milk
      • [Keith removes almond milk out of cart]
    • and when they bring back the bags to the apartment, they gather everything
      • [Allura] THIS. IS. A. ONE. WAY. TRIP. LETS HUSTLE !1!!!1!!1!!
      • [meanwhile everyone is groaning and struggling to carry all these bags up 3 flights of stairs to get to their apartment]
  • and ofc the garrison trio + Matt geek out a lot
    • they’ve all got a thing for star wars. Allura will walk in them having a SW marathon, not understanding their obsession
      • *chewbaca says something* 
      • [Hunk] that line. That line. Right there. you never forget that line. That was the best written line. Never forget.
    • they love all video games, but the one thing they don’t understand are dating sims so they buy one to make fun of it
      • they end up becoming too emotionally invested and root for the underdog of the love triangle rather than their character
        • [Matt] CONFESS TO HIM THIS IS YOUR CHANCE I’M ROOTING FOR YOU WE’RE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU
        • [Lance] you know what you may have stabbed my back in the beginning but if thats what it takes to get the happy ending you deserve i will gladly hand you the knife and face my back towards you again
  • Keith’s usually entering the apartment at the weirdest times
    • one time he hesitated to bc inside he heard yelling and screaming and picked up words like: “finish what you started” “Don’t do this please I’ll do anything” “I love you but this is too much” “put it down don’t do this for the love of super saiyan goku don’t do this-” “this is what’s best for all of us somebody has to do it” “I’m on my knees I’m begging-”
      • and when he hears them start shouting, he bursts into the room to see it’s just Pidge finishing a huge chocolate cake with half of them cheering her on and the rest pleading her to stop
    • another time he found everybody sitting outside the door, having a deep conversation with the pizza delivery guy because they all forgot their keys and were locked out, casually eating pizza as they waited for keith to return and let them in
      • [pizza guy] “…so yeah i guess the moral of the story is that life is too short to be straight kiddos”
      • [lance] oh speaking of gay experiences keith’s back
    • their shoe rack’s also a mess so whenever they go out to take out the trash or get the mail they wear random shoes that seldom ever match
      • he catches pidge wearing his and hunk’s boots
        • [pidge] oh hey keith
        • [matt walks by with the mail in his hands and allura’s heels on his feet] oh welcome back keith
MAKE UP TIPS 💋

Hi y'all, so I’ve been doing make up for years for proms and weddings and engagement photos and such and thought I would offer some tips because I love make up and maybe not everyone knows these! Obvi keep in mind everyone is different and these may not work for you…

- Try Nivea’s Sensitive Post Shave Balm for Men as a primer. A little goes a long way and rub it in until it gets tacky

- There is literally no reason to buy mascara from high end brands and I’m a high end whore. My favorite is the Clump Crusher water resistant

- If you can’t decide between two foundation colors, choose the one that’s lighter. Bronzer can fix that shit quick

- The “buy concealer that is 56 shades too light” trend needs to die. One or two shades is plentyyyyy you don’t wanna look like a reverse raccoon and flash photography only makes it worse

- BAKE your under eyes and if you’re hoeing tbh bake your entire face. Message me if you don’t know what baking is

- Two best foundations I’ve ever used are the Too Faced Born This Way and Lancôme Teint Idole Ultra 24hr

- Stop applying your make up with your hands ladies pls buy a beauty blender and get it damp

- Take the foundation off your lips once you’ve set it bc if you just put lip product over it it’ll bunch up in the corners of your mouth

- Sigma has great brushes and shed less than any of my high end brushes. I’d definitely recommend splurging and getting a full set of them

- Do not base your purchases off of sellout YouTubers that are getting paid to say everything they’re saying

- Buy a setting spray and spray your eyeshadow brush w it before applying shimmery eye shadows and spray your whole face with it when you’re done

- I see girls on here all the time saying not to wear falsies which I think is absolutely insane but my falsies advice is start with individuals and work up to strips. That’s what I did

- Exfoliate your face and use the Biore black head strips on your nose for smoother make up application

- Don’t leave your lower lash line bare. I see this so much and it’s super weird looking. Do a little eyeshadow and mascara at the least to complete the whole look

- Avoid matte lipstick/liquid lips unless you’re sure your lips are smooth hydrated and snatched otherwise they will look like a butthole in 15 minutes

- W/ eyebrows and make up: less is more girl. ESPECIALLY from a man’s perspective

- If you’re going to put a base shadow down before doing your eyeshadow look (which I’d recommend), avoid putting it anywhere you’ll put shimmer and instead fill that space with a cream eyeshadow or more primer to make that shimmer popppp
- Wash your beauty blender every time you use it or it will grow mold I promise

- Buxom’s lip glosses are the absolute best. They are so high quality, smell good, last FOREVER, and tingle on your lips like mint

- Clean your make up brushes as often as you can (I wish I did more than I do) not only because it’s hygienic but because they will apply SO MUCH BETTER

- If your eyebrows are always rubbing off, invest in a waterproofing liquid to put over them. NYX has a cheap one that really works

- Make sure to go over the line of your falsies with black eyeliner to hide the glue. I don’t care if the glue is “clear” or “black” it’s visible

- If you can’t find a contour color that’s cool toned enough try an eyeshadow!

- Put tons of highlight on your cupid’s bow it’s so cute in my opinion and always gets lots of compliments

- TAKE YOUR MAKE UP OFF EVERY NIGHT. DO NOT SAVE YOUR MAKE UP FOR THE NEXT DAY. Some girls will fight me on this but imo no make up is cuter than gross make up and it’s so bad for your skin

- If your eyes are always watering your shit off get some anti-allergy or anti-dryness (whichever you think you have) eye drops

- You can exfoliate your lips before lipstick application easily with honey and sugar. Do this before putting on foundation and such. If you’re a bougie bitch you can buy scrubs from places like Lush

- I’m convinced that Burts Bees is the only chapstick I’ve ever used that didn’t make me end up needing chapstick more than I did in the first place

- If you don’t have time to wash off your make up then just use a make up wipe! The Kirkland brand ones are my all time faves because they don’t sting my eyes or leave a residue on my face

- Stop over washing your face. It makes it produce more oil to compensate and it could be why you have acne

- You don’t need to pay to get your brows waxed/threaded if you just pluck the spare 2 or 3 brows that grow out of place each day. You’ll keep your shape, save money, and your brows will always look good

- If you don’t use eyeshadow primer please buy some and watch your entire eyeshadow collection transform. If you can’t afford it but have concealer that’s second best and still works well

I could go on forever and might make a part two but I’m tired now. Probably going to make a make up favorites list by product category soon!

Message me with any make up questions ever because I love blabbing about it! Spread the luv and happy face beating!! 💄

whenever jack sees a movie where someone in a relationship gets dumped because theyre too “perfect” or “boring” he always relates to that poor chump that got dumped because their partner wanted to fuck a manic pixie dream girl personality.

jack and bitty were watching a movie and the main character is dumping his beautiful model girlfriend because she doesnt have a personality and is only interested in “superficial things” (the netflix romcom set it up).

“why are you even with her?” asks the main character’s best friend. “she’s boring. she doesn’t have a personality, you’ve never had a real conversation with her.”

and then meanwhile the male main character is falling in love with the female main character who is not his girlfriend. 

and bitty’s cheering them on at jack’s side going “dump her!!! zoey deutch is your true love!!!! go for it!!!!!” and it makes jack supremely uncomfortable because what if bitty’s best friend in the future tells him to dump jack because jack was boring and reticent and bitty had a new fun colleague with a more quirky personality? 

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camila’s version of god is a woman

wow wow wow. i’m shook, a snippet of camila’s demo of god is a woman got leaked. if you haven’t heard it yet listen it below:

what on earth was the start of the chorus eluding to? i can’t be the only one who is shocked after listening to this. there is a clear difference between the chorus of camila’s version and ariana’s and i can’t put my finger on as to what camila possibly meant with hers. i wish more people were talking about this.

Ariana’s version:

“You, you love it how I move you,
 You love it how I touch you, my one,
 When all is said and done,
 You’ll believe God is a woman”

this basically is about how ariana is so good in bed that he’ll believe he just experienced God. the key word in this chorus is ‘you’. she’s singing about someone else and how she is making them feel.

Camila’s version:

“You, I love it how you move me,
I love it how you touch me

woah okay. there is a clear switch of pronouns here (camila’s demo was written before ariana’s, keep that in mind). camila isn’t singing about how she’s going to make her lover feel like ariana is, but rather she’s singing about herself. how her lover is touching her, how her lover is making her feel and how she loves it. if the song was called ‘god is a woman’ when max gave camila the demo to sing (this is an ‘if’ as we know songs can change a million times before the final one is released), then it is safe to question where on earth this was going. from how the chorus begins it seems as though it may have ended up something like this:

“You, I love it how you move me,
 I love it how you touch me, my one
 When all is said and done,
 I’ll believe God is a woman”

of course there’s many options as to what the chorus may have been like and we won’t know until the entire demo gets leaked but to me, this is exactly what the start of the chorus was eluding to. it wouldn’t make sense if she was singing about how her lover makes her feel, but then reverses it by saying she will make them believe god is a woman, i don’t see that happening because it doesn’t make sense. this is just a theory but if i’m incorrect, i have no idea what on earth those lyrics were eluding to if she doesn’t sing “i’ll believe god is a woman” at the end. anyone else have any thoughts?

never have i met someone who has made me want to love myself more than he did. despite his height and the gap between his front teeth he loved himself. many times did i buckle over laughing over the comments he’d make, saying how beautiful he was. and he was. god was he beautiful. i trully didn’t know people like him actually existed. ones who could have been carved out of marble they’re so perfect. it always baffled me how he could love someone like me, someone who had so many flaws. but he did. he saw beauty in me even when i couldn’t. over time i began loving who i was despite the flaws i may have. he gave me that. meeting him was a once in a lifetime chance and it ended up being exactly what i needed. he was exactly what i needed.

4am

K WHOA WHOA WAIT, IS LOTOR ATTACKING SENDAK?

In the trailer, everyone is debating whether or not we see Sendak up on the stairs in the back of the shot of a gathering of Galran soldiers and generals.

They’re obviously staring in shock at something which only made me think about this shot of Lotor. Pay attention to the setting. 

HE’S RUNNING UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS, AT NIGHT, THAT LOOKS TO MATCH EXACTLY WITH THE SCENE ABOVE. AND SENDAK, BEING THE ONLY ONE ON THE STAIRS, MAY BE AT THE END OF LOTOR’S SWORD. 

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS LOTOR MAKING HIS ENTRANCE, READY TO CAUSE SOME CHAOS. PLUS, WHATEVER BATTLE HE’S FIGHTING, HE’S GOING ALL OUT

MY QUESTION IS. DID LOTOR JUST SINGLE HANDEDLY ATTACK A WHOLE AREA FULL OF GALRAN GENERALS AND WIN?

HE LOOKS PRETTY VICTORIOUS TO ME. PLUS, IF HE WAS FIGHTING THE GALRAN GENERALS AND SOLDIERS, MAINLY BY HIMSELF, IT WOULDNT BE EASY, THUS HOW BEAT UP HE LOOKS

DANG MAN IF THIS IS TRUE YA GIRL IS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

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hidden box : jihoon & jonghyun

Pool balls and underpants

Summary: Bucky offers to teach you how to play pool, but he ends up in a slightly awkward predicament.
Characters: Bucky x Reader
Warnings: Language, lots of innuendos, Bucky being little shit
Story prompt: “I made the mistake of thinking ‘This can’t get weirder.’ Sorry.”

A/N: First time I’ve done a writing challenge of any kind, thanks @jurassicbarnes​ for letting me take this one!  I haven’t written anything fluffy in awhile, this felt necessary, and it may require a smutty style follow-up. Also, while I may be a complete shit talker IRL, I am terrible at pool and don’t know what I’m doing, so hopefully this makes sense. And I really need to find someone to edit my wordy ass…

A/N 2: Oh look, I wrote a sequel. Another kinky wager.

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It was a little known fact – you adored dive bars. Everything smells musty? Great. All the tables feel sticky? Perfect. The decor resembles a 1970’s porn set? Bitchin.

It was a complete contradiction to your work persona. Your name was uttered in hushed, reverent tones in the halls of the Avengers compound, commonly followed by the phrase ‘that woman gets shit done.’ Frankly, you worked your ass off to get to this point, so the satisfaction of being known as the one who was always cool, always calm, always poised – it was a heady feeling.

It’s because of your rigid work environment that you gravitated toward the local bar. It was one place you could let your guard down, unwind and relax. Distancing your professional and personal life was a necessary ingredient in your sanity, a dichotomy you actively encouraged.

And then one day out of nowhere, Bucky Barnes swaggered into your life.

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