i love her so much omfg i wish she was on the show

hold my beer

Ok so this is yet another idea that I will NEVER have time to write (for those that follow my Cross the River one shots, I’m still sorry for inflicting the half finished fics on you haha. But I’m not sorry for inflicting this idea on you

Three words:

Drunk. Ladynoir. Wedding. wait is ladynoir even technically a word?

  • It’s quite a few years into the future and Adrien and Marinette are happily revealed and happily married. Everything’s just friggin peachy
  • One day there is an akuma, a girl who got dumped by a dickhead bf for another girl and then goes on a rampage to show everyone she is ‘good enough.’ After they defeat her, they try to cheer her up
  • Chat, being Chat, thinks that being a flirt will help boost her self-esteem, bc, you know, getting flirted at by a superhero is an ego boost no matter how sad you are
  • Lo and behold, it backfires
  • The girl (lets call her Ada) gets pissed off that Chat is flirting with her right in front of Lady, because “Aren’t you guys like, together??”
  • Chat backpedals, Lady facepalms. No it’s still not official or public that they’re together (keep work separate from home, yknow what I’m sayin, and besides, it’s unwise to let Hawky know the full extent of how much they care for each other because they don’t want to be emotionally manipulated in battle)
  • The girl is like “shit I thought you guys were like.. the perfect relationship. Obviously not. If even you aren’t together, then where’s the hope for me…. sighh….” :’(
  • Ada is so upset that they decide to let her in on a little secret. That in their civilian lives… they are married
  • Ada is all,  :’D omg seriously
  • (^..^) and >(:-:) are like, yeah, but dont tell anyone. It’s a secret. ((SLAPS YOU WITH HEAVY-HANDED FORESHADOWING)) Hey I know what’ll cheer you up, Ada. Lets go out for drinks!
  • AND SO MY FRIENDS, that is how Adrien and Mari end up spending a night on the town with a recent akuma victim as Chat and Lady…

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anonymous asked:

Omg could i get rfa+saeran+v reaction to mc calling them drunk because mc is spending christmas all alone and is like "lol btw i love u lmaoooooo isnt that funny anyway this wine is really strong wow but i love u ahahahahha im so alone" (ALSO CONGARTS ON 404 FOLLOWERS AND HOPE U BOTH HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!)

A/N: AAAAA THANK YOU! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! <3 HOPE EVERYONE HAS/HAD A GOOD DAY!!! IF NOT LEMME KNOW AND I’LL SEND YOU THE BIGGEST HUG AND THE SWEETEST WORDS I CAN MUSTER UP ~Admin 404

OMG THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER COOL PROMPT THANK YOU NONNIE. I HOPE ALL YOU GUYS HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAVE SOME FUN TIMES WITH THE PEOPLE YOU’RE CLOSEST WITH <3 LOVE YOU (aggressivelydrunkoffloverightnowomg) ~ Admin 626

*YOOSUNG:

-He’s the one who called you!
-Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas again (not like he said it 50,000 other times today)
-He knew you were spending it alone and felt really bad about it!
-Offered to spend it with you but you insisted you were okay, and that he should go spend it with his family!
-Once you answered, he wished you Merry Christmas and listened for a little bit as you rambled off a thank you
-You sounded a little funny? You words kept slurring and he wasn’t sure what was wrong
-”Oh, no. No no. I’m not okay.”
-P A N I C
-”I’ve a little too much to drink tonight. I didn’t even realize I had that much? But hey, ya know, you’re rreeeaaaalllllllyyyyy cute. I’d love to let you show me that you’re really a man.”
-Stuttered out that he had to go and that he hopes you sleep soon, and blushed SO HARD for the rest of the night!!

*JUMIN:

-Jumin is actually really sad that you’re alone on Christmas
- he might have had a little too much wine as well
-You two were in the messenger for .5 seconds before you decided to just call him and talk
- totally not because you couldn’t see straight enough to type anymore
-”HEYA MR. TRUSTFUND KID, WASSSSSSUP”
-???? MC? What a weird greeting
-You asked him about his day, so he told you every detail. He started to trail off and talk about C&R’s stocks, when you suddenly interrupted him
-”Damn Jumin, you’re real cute. I just love you. Like, wow. How can I get you to love me like Elizabeth? Should I wear cat ears? *whispers to self* holy shit i should buy cat ears”
-He was shocked! Did you just drunkenly admit you love him?? He knew his feelings towards you, so all he did was respond with,
-”MC. I love you as well. I think you’re extremely fascinating. Now, what was that about cat ears?”

*SAEYOUNG:

-He understood that you wanted to be alone, he’s been the same way for years
-What he couldn’t understand, though, was why you kept texting him about aliens?
-Normally he’d just play along, because he sends you the same type of texts, but…
-The amount of rambling and typos makes him think you’re possibly drunk
-When you called him, he was excited to see what your drunken mind had to say to him
- afterall, sometimes drunken minds are the ones that’ll speak all of the truth
-He sat through all of your rambling about aliens and carols, but didn’t expect what you said next
-”Ya know, you’re such a dork. But you’re a great dork. I love you. I lllloooovvveee you. Hearts beating, hearts soaring, yeeeeaaaahhh!”
- Saeyoung.exe has stopped working. Please reboot. HE WAS AS RED AS HIS HAIR. AND YOUR GIGGLE AFTERWARDS? HE DIED. THEN AND THERE. RIP SAEYOUNG.
-”MC you…you’re just so cute. You’re going to kill me, do you know that?? Don’t worry, I have this recorded so I can replay it for you in the morning, when you forget~”

*SAERAN:

-Why did you want to be alone
-You have him now, just hang out with him
- MC I’M LONELY JUST FUCKING SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME
-Wants to treat you like a princess but nnnoooooooooo you gotta stay home alone
-Freaked out at the fact you haven’t texted him in a while??
-The moment he saw your name pop up on his phone, he answered it
-Before he got to talk though, he could hear you talking to yourself, slurring your words
-You realize he picked up the phone and you were so excited!! “SAERAAAAAAAAAAN~ Hhhhiiiiiiii~ I might have drank to much but that’s okay, but I gotta tell you something. I have a secret. *giggle* sshhh, listen,,,,,, I looooove you! Yes I do! I do I do! *giggle*”
-Honestly SUPER SHOCKED that you love him? And that you admitted it? Holy shit? Quickly regains his composure and fucking smirks this lil shit
-”Oh, do you? Go ahead, go on. You love me? I love you too. Now, tell me how you’d show me just how much you love me…” woah there saeran, woah, down boy, down

*ZEN

- he didn’t get why you wanted to be alone??
- This boy got you SO many gifts and he has to give it to you on Christmas Eve and not Christmas???
-MCwhyhaveyouhaveforsakenme
-Zenwhyisurhoeassalwayssodramatic

- His face lights up when you call, omfg he’s so excited and his chest feels fuzzy
- “RAT TAIL!!! You’re so handsome *hiccup*”
- he’s really shocked because when do you drink? You don’t even take a sip of wine at the RFA parties, wtfisthis
- waitwhathELLDOYOUMEANBYRATTAIL
- “MC…are you drunk?”
- “Nooo…well, only a little bit *giggle*, I’m drunk on my love for youuu~” MCtIdon’tthinkthat’showitssaidbuturdrunkoffurasssoit’sokay
- HE’S SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU THOUGH???
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE’S HEARD YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT LOVING HIM
- youbetyoursweetassthisboyisgoingtothrowpartybecauseofthis
- “Princess, I know you won’t remember this, but I love you. I love all your quirks, mistakes, giggles, and stupid jokes. I love every single piece of you. I love all the bad times and good times ahead with you. I love you more than any obstacle that we’ll have to overcome. I just love you so much.”

*JAEHEE

- she didn’t really mind that you wanted to spend Christmas alone
- Jumin was probably going to make her work anyway hoeasstrustfundkidstophURTINGMYBAEHEE
- Luckily she got a day off but she felt so lonely without you!!!
- it’s okay though, she respects your privacy
- but when she hears your ring tone, she runs to her phone andtripsandknocksstuffoverontheway
- “Merry Chrismas!!! I bet you’d make a good Mrs. Claus…omg can you wear a mrs. claus themed outfit next year? *hiccup*  eVEN BETTER CAN YOU WEAR CHRISTMAS THEMED LINGERIE?
- omg the poor baehee is so flustered, first ur drunk and now you say this?? You’retryingtokillher
- “I don’t think that would be very appropriate, MC…”
- “Why noooot? My mom always told me when two people loved each other, they do a little…frick frack *giggle*”
-wowMCushouldwriteabookonhowtobeseductive
- “I mean your mom isn’t wrong, but-”
- W A I T
- you just said love
- oh my god you love her and she loves you

- “MC, I’m going to come over, is that alright?” sheneedstokissyouohmygod
- “Yeah~ Just don’t wear anything, you’re so pretty with nothing on~~~”
- omgMCurbadatthis

*V

- This poor soul is so lost when you say you want to spend Christmas alone
- he obviously respects your space, but this lil bby just wanted snuggles, Christmas movies, and hot chocolate
-MCyoureamonster
- he’s so excited when he hears your ringtone!!! Hahacausehecantseeurnameonthescreenimsowitty
- but when he answers he hears sobbing?
- W H A T
- he always knew you were a crying drunk buT IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD???
- “Hi V.. *sniffle* you know you’re cool right? Like you make my heart beat fast and i catch my breath when i look at you kind of cool? Because you’re really cool *sniffle* and it really hurts you know? *SOBBING* because I just love you so much and i know you’re terrified of a commitment like that again  and Rika was your sun and I can’t ever compare *moresobbing* And I just feel so bad because you had to go through all that pain and things never worked for you two because you just deserve the world V. You’re so precious and pure; you don’t deserve anything you’ve gotten”
- holy shit
- you’re in love with him???

- Oh man you’re right this boy is so terrified
- But he is sure of one thing
- He may be scared to love you right now, but he will NOT walk away from this
- “Listen MC. Never compare yourself to Rika, okay? But if you’re going to, I want you to know this. Yes, she was my sun, but you know what you are? You’re my moon. You shine so brightly that I can see my way out of the dark. You’re the one who guides me. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can ever compare to what you mean to me. I may not be ready now, but I can say with certainty that one day, I will say “I love you”.”
-youtotallydidn’tgigglewhenhesaid”icanseemywayoutofthedark”

anonymous asked:

I feel like there aren't enough phone sex fics in the fandom. Could you please take this as a prompt?

Hey anon, I’m not sure you really meant me? I’m not known for writing smut (cause I can’t write it). But I tried and here it is. Set in “Chinga”, NC-17 (I suppose). You get a read more cause it’s loooong.

Four rings before Scully picks up the phone and puts Mulder out of his misery.

“Hm, yeah.” Scully’s voice is nothing more than a tired mumble and yet Mulder finds himself sigh in relief, and grin stupidly, upon finally hearing her voice.  

“Hey Scully, it’s me. You weren’t answering your phone earlier and I – wait, I’m not interrupting anything, am I?” Mulder is cradling his basketball in his arms; he better not be interrupting anything. What was the guy’s name Scully kept mentioning? Jack? He grimaces when he realizes that he’s been stroking the basketball, treating it like a lover. He lets got of it, watches it fall to the ground with a soft thud, and roll away under his desk. Wishing it was Jack’s head, kind of. Mulder has been trying to reach Scully for hours now (Is Jack to blame? He’s not sure he wants to know). He is not going to tell her how close he’s come to flying out to Maine.

“I was sleeping.”                                                                      

“It’s only… oh, it’s already 2 am. I’m sorry, Scully. You uhm, like I said, you weren’t answering your phone. I was worried.”

“I’m fine Mulder. Just really tired.”

“Some vacation, huh?” Mulder knows that he should say his goodbye now, let her go back to sleep. Except he’s so happy to hear her voice, as exhausted as it may sound, that he’s unable to be reasonable. He hasn’t seen her in days. He hasn’t heard her voice in hours. He can’t just hang up now.

“Yeah.” Scully yawns. “Mulder, was there anything you wanted? It really is late.”

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iamonlyatiger  asked:

I wanna hear about the confession! It sounds like a cute story!!

ALRIGHT THEN HERE I GO FROM THE VERY BEGINNING BUT IT’LL BE LONG SO I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT

Let‘s go back in time, about 3 years ago, where I joined a new group of friends
I don’t wanna name anyone and since I like distributing an animal to my close friends, let’s call them this

Pinguin <- pretty pale, used to look like he’s never gotten any warmth on his skin ever, the soon to be significant otter (at that time)
Frog <- always jumping around, annoying but tolerable, Pinguin’s best friend
Hamster <- my friend, cinnamon roll but can actually kill you, independent and badass as heck
Panda <- actually a unsocial turd who spent most time eating and doing weird but lovable shit, the victim, me

there were actually two more dudes in the group (Koala & Fisch), but they don’t really contributed much to this weird love story HAHA

Anyway, like I said, I joined this group with Hamster when we changed schools together.
I’ve pretty much only talked to Koala in the beginning, bc we used to go to the same elementary school, and I felt like the other douches weren’t much amused by the “newbies”. With time, Frog started to warm up to me and we were soon good friends. But Fish and Pinguin were always pretty quiet and barely said a thing to me. (Fish was kind of worse he only nodded, but never answered when I asked sth lol).
So a year passed with me hardly knowing anything about Pinguin.
In the next year, we got some classes where we were sitting pretty close together and we gradually came on better terms. But it was all just friendly chit chat and nothing more, except some group projects n’ other school stuff we worked together for.
But there were already rumors amongst the others, saying that we were “so into eachother” n’ shit and I was like YEAH RIGHT I WOULDN’T DATE THAT IMMATURE MIDGET and Pinguin would be like shUT UP (btw he was about 6″ at that time and I was like 5,3″ LMAO)
Even though I was only a year older than him, I definitely felt more mature (although I kept doing shit, like doodling piles and piles of poop with arms and legs everywhere while calling them Mr/Mrs Plop- do not judge me ok)

I honestly don’t know what the FRICK happened then (maybe puberty hit late), but there was a year where we HATED each other and I literally wanted to stab him every day I saw him bc he’s been so pissy and rude towards me. ANd I’m sure he wished nothing more than to throw me off the building sometimes.
And of course, since I am the older one, I made the wise decision to annoy him even more. (looking back at it i still think that I was a dumb thing to do but it was hella funny ok)

Even the others where like YOOOOOO WTF CHILL U 2 and we both just continued fighting day after day lol

After this pretty everyone stopped making comments about our “love”, even after we both calmed down again and acted as if it never even happened HAHA

AND SUDDENLY PINGUIN STARTED TO BEHAVE REALLY DIFFERENT TOWARDS ME. He kept asking me to meet up with him and was rlly persistent about it. The abrupt change was kind of awkward af for me bc all we talked about before, was star wars, school and more star wars. XD So I always kind of avoided it and dodged his questions. I kind of assumed that he wanted me to be like his best friend so I was really confused and insecure lmao.
That went on for quite a time, and I started to grumble about it almost every day.
In April I got the possibility to enter an 1 week exchange programm to france, bc someone else bailed out and I joined. But guess who was also already taking part?
Frog and friggin’ Pinguin.
So of course i started to worry, that it could get awkward between us but in the end went the drive pretty well since another friend asked me to sit by her (faaaar away from Frog and Pinguin lol).
On the 3rd or 4th day my mind was almost bursting so I couldn’t hold back and asked for the favor, if Frog couldn’t ask Pinguin if he actually had something for me when they are alone, bc i was way too scared to do it.
Little did i know that Frog actually CANNOT KEEP A SINGLE SECRET TO HIMSELF. So he RAN to PINGUIN and YELLED REALLY LOUD the question if he has a crush on Panda aka me.

He got startled, looked at me, then back at Frog and said No.

I got really angry, embarrassed, ashamed and sad at the same time.
Maybe because Frog did that, or maybe because of sth else..
We stopped talking much after that, and he started always being with another girl from the other school.
As if that wasn’t the worst, on our drive home, I had to sit next to him bc everyone started switching seats. so ofc I was like -_____________-
I swore to myself not to sleep but after 3h or so I started to nod off. I kind of woke up and found myself leaning my head against Pinguin’s shoulder and his head on top. I was like !!!!! and wanted to get up quick but he put a jacket over us both and he TOOK MY HAND UNDER THE JACKET.
Now I was like ?????????? bOI. So I couldn’t bring myself to say anything nor get away from him. I had to admit, even if I didn’t want to, that I liked his warmth. So we stayed the whole 10h drive like that, basically cuddling.
(I got kind of embarrassed writing this part omg)

After this trip we never mentioned it again and went back to our old antics.
But I have never stopped thinking about it, no it just made me think even more and harder.

Winter, in the following year, Hamster started to get more aggressive, pushing me to ask me about all this stuff that happened. (she knew ofc lol)
I always rejected this bc HOW WAS I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO IT.
In the end I gave in when she said, she would beat my whiny ass, and finally chose a day where we could meet up and “TALK”.
It was on a November day, and we met up at a bus stop, where he picked me up. (He was at his dad’s place and I was unfamiliar with the village)
He was being very cute, showing me his room, where he spent most of his childhood, and pictures of him. I couldn’t concentrate though. Ofc he asked me then what exactly I wanted to talk about.

I was SO ANXIOUS, I BARELY got any words out until I forced myself to ask, while throwing his pillows around x’D: SO UM- PLEASE ANSWER TRUTHFULLY. DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT HAVE A THING FOR ME?! (yes I legit asked like this lmfao).

He looked at me like this (☉_☉)

And I was like ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

then he answered WELL- and started talking about how he used to be in love with me but it has gotten “less” with the time.
I got kind of disappointed when he said that.
But we discussed about other things openly by then, and cleared everything up.I still asked him if he intended to enter a relationship with me. And he thought a bit and said: Maybe. But now’s not the time.
Sooo no one actually really confessed but I think we both knew that this was the first stone set for our future together. We talked longer than I expected and he also said a lot of cute shit which made me hella shy and blablabla, I was a emotioal mess (*/ω\*)

We started having dates for a while, and after we finished watching a movie at my place, it went:

“Can I ask you sth?”

“Ya sure, what’s up.”
 
“Err if I kissed you now…would you kiss me back?”
(HE LEGIT ASKED LIKE THIS)

Inside I was like ASDGGJLSIJIUDHIUHWUHIFIUFH)O but outside I was, again, like: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) umm-

SO HE DID IT AND WE TOTALLY MADE OUT I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THIS OMFG

/realizes how much I already wrote

oh gosh and w-well we kind of continued doing this for a month after he asked me out officially in december.
Also, he admitted that he was lying about loving me “less” at that time, bc he was anxious. He even said that he has been in love with me for more than 2 YEARS and I went W H A T but anyway, that’s how the Panda ended up with the annoying Pinguin.

And they all lived happily even after.

THE END



(also I realized soon after that he is not immature at all and has his life more together than I do btw /cries).

Dangerous Woman Tour Full Review (Including Full Song-By-Song Breakdown and Videos)

Helloooooo here with my Dangerous Woman Tour Review. It’s ridiculously long so I made it a “Read More” post. Please reblog if you read, because I put a TON of effort into this and therefore would like to spread it to as many people as possible to make this worth it lol. This review includes my opinions on basically every aspect of the show, as well as a song-by-song breakdown and lots and lots of videos. Let me know if you have any questions, I can answer anything!

DISCLAIMER: my opinions literally don’t matter and you may hold different ones and that’s all good you do you

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My Babe's Impressions of FFXV Characters

So my babe @actualdannyfenton knows nothing about Final Fantasy and they gave me their impressions of Final Fantasy XV characters that I sent them and had me crying. Here they are~ 

Noctis Lucis Caelum: “Look I know I said I outgrew my emo phase but MCR just released that new logo and MOM LISTEN TO THE NEW LOGO”. 

Prompto Argentum: This man spends at least half an hour every morning doing his hair like that. If he doesn’t have time he slaps some gel in it and sticks his head out the window for a similar effect. He shops at Hot Topic but would never own up to it. Probably got those gloves from his emo little sister’s closet. He’s constantly saying he’s not gay but anytime ‘BUT MOM IT’S MCR’ shows up his heart melts a lil. 

Gladiolus Amicitia: “Look man I’m not gay but twenty dollars is twenty dollars”. He probably acts super tough but he has a pack of Capri Suns in his bag at all times and probably had like seven Tamagotchis growing up. This man is the Mom Friend. He kept his old DS and still checks on his Nintendo Dogs at least once a week. 

Ignis Scientia: “Alright class please turn to page 284. Jordan, turn to page 69 (;”. Me, an Intellectual. He probably stabbed a fork into a socket on a dare in middle school and kept the hair because some chick said it looked cool. This dude got bullied so hard in middle school and every night he said to himself “I’ll be their manager some day” and now he works at the local CVS and gets into fights with people on the internet over mundane things. 

Lunafreya Nox Fleuret: This girl keeps trying to impress 'BUT MOM MCR’ by faking to like his interests but in reality only 'Me, an Intellectual’ likes her and she’s PISSED. She has a septum piercing and anytime someone breathes in her immediate vicinity she feels the need to talk about it. “I’m Vegan.” “Okay coo-” “I’M A VEGAN EVERYONE SHOULD BE VEGAN VEGANS ARE THE ONLY DECENT PEOPLE ALIVE VEG-”. 

Ravus Nox Fleuret: He wears a really long cape that gets in the way of everything he does and anytime someone asks why he keeps it on he says “it’s for aesthetic” very dramatically while flipping his hair. He cares more about how he looks taking over the world than his actual plan. He didn’t start trying to destroy everything until his hair was at the perfect length and wound up missing a perfect opportunity but he passed “my bangs are so uneven I can’t be seen ruling the world with imperfect hair!!!”. He puts on eyeliner every morning without fail. 

Aranea Highwind: This is Camilla from Fire Emblem but with gray hair. Loves with a burning passion but kills just as easily. “Oh you’re sad sweetheart? Who do I need to kill to make you feel better? I’ll go get the axe”. She’s a great friend and gives excellent advice but should anyone cross her she makes them wish they were never born. She probably has a thing for MCR Boy too but he’s not too happy about it. 'Me, an Intellectual’ probably thinks he’s so much smarter than her but she could wipe the floor with his whiny mansplaining ass in chess. Best friends with 'I’m not gay but twenty dollars is twenty dollars’. 

Regis Lucis Caelum: Probably MCR Boy’s dad who just needs a break. He thinks his troubles are finally over until the new P!ATD album drops. He has never seen a child wear jeans so tight. Rumor has it that if you hear a loud rumbling noise from the castle it’s just him sighing because MCR Boy just found a new FOB song. He doesn’t know what a Tumblr is and everyday he thanks the lord for that until his son comes in and says “dad if I get 10,000 notes on a post will you take me to Warped Tour”. 

Ardyn Izunia: Gwaine from Merlin but with purple hair. Probably has some fancy European accent. Every character is in love with him except for 'Me, an Intellectual’ who hates how he so flawlessly gets everyone to love him. Kicks ass while still having perfect hair. He probably sold his soul for the hair to stay so well sculpted in battle. “L'Oréal: Because I’m worth it”. 

Iris Amicitia: “Sure, Jan”. She just came here to see her friend 'Septum Piercing’ but 'Me, an Intellectual’ showed up and is complaining about how women are taking over and she just has this fucking face. She has so much restraint but her bullshit limit is almost reached and she’s about ten seconds from punching 'Me, an Intellectual’ in his fedora wearing face. Always a sweetheart but she has her limits. 

Cindy Aurum: “Call me whatever you want for having my tits out but you’re the one who was looking”. Self-confidence goddess who inspires everyone around her to love themselves. A literal sunflower. She’s like 79% gay. She might seem a little dim to some people but get her talking about something she cares about and holy hell is she a genius. Let’s people make their own assumptions about her so she knows who her real friends are. 

Cid Sophiar: Old Man Jenkins. He acts like a super grouchy old bastard but deep down he cares about his misguided MySpace grandchildren. Probably makes them care packages for the road but says they’re from Lesbian Self Care Goddess. “ TAKE YOUR ATTITUDE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS have fun on your adventures kids be safe call me when you get there AND GET A DAMN HAIRCUT”. 

Cor Leonis: A girl broke up with him once ten years ago and he’s been locked away writing sad emo poetry about how nice guys finish last ever since. Watches romance anime exclusively and has a Hatsune Miku body pillow. Probably a Brony tbh. MCR Boy needs help finishing a quest but he won’t stop talking about how he was “so CRUELLY friendzoned and how LIFE IS POINTLESS without the LIGHT OF LOVE I mean I bought her dinner and wasn’t a total ass WHAT MORE DOES SHE WANT”. 

Nyx Ulric: Gray haired Draco Malfoy. Rich boy spoiled and groomed to be evil all his life but he’s really just naive. Has no idea what’s going on 99% of the time but he’s just trying his best. Doesn’t really agree with the shady things going on but he’s smart enough not to question Old Man Aesthetic Cape. Eyeliner Villain is probably his dad. Also probably a giant douche canoe but if you call him out on it HIS FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS. 

Gentiana: Her dad is also Old Man Cape Aesthetic. She’s trying so hard not to slap the shit out of his overdramatic ass and take over the world herself but she has appearances to keep up. Also probably tried to recruit MCR Boy to the Dark Side with her magic womanly wills but he’s too gay for Hot Topic Lord for that to work. Probably the only one in the entire game with half a brain cell. 

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Tagging: @momokitty27, @sailorkeann, @antisocial-creature, @batarangtotheheart

anonymous asked:

Goku is a terrible father yeah, but Chichi is still completly unlikeable, super selfish (putting her desires before the fate of the world or what her son actually wants) and not that commited of a parent (she wants Gohan to be super educated yet seems fine with letting Goten take after his father). And let's not forget the circumstances under which Chichi arranged her marriage with Goku, who didn't even understood the concept of it at the time.

Ooooooooo!  Interesting!  Ok, I gotta admit, I kind-of agree with you on the “Goku being a terrible father” thing.  His views and opinions of the world are completely skewed compared to a normal (or as normal as you can get in the world of DBZ) person, and that impacts on the way he treats his kids.  Prime example of this would be the Cell Games, he’s too embroiled in his thoughts on how Gohan is kick-ass that by the time “father-mode” activates he’s almost too late when he starts screaming for a senzu bean.  Then again, that’s the character personality Toriyama was going for with him, and he did also suffer a severe brain trauma when he was a child, hence we forget (HA!  Amnesia pun!).

Ahhhhhhhh!  What’s an anon DBZ message without a mention of Chichi these days?  I have to admit, if you can’t tell already (and let’s face it you probably have as you wouldn’t have sent this message in the first place), I love Chichi.  I could spend the next 20,000 words explaining how you’re wrong for not thinking the same as me, but you know what?  

I respect your decision.  

You wanna hate Chichi?  Do it.  I respect your opinion to dislike a character as much as I would like to think that you would respect the decision of others who think the opposite of you.  Mutual respect.  It’s a concept that’s been swept under the carpet for some time now in many subjects.

But, do you wanna know why I think some people hate Chichi?  She is the most realistic character in the whole of Dragon Ball Z.  Whilst everyone else is caught-up in wish granting Dragon Balls and fighting evil aliens she is the only one with her feet solid on the ground.

Imagine yourself again as a five-year old child.  Your Dad’s best mate goes to your Mother and asks the simple question:  “Can we take your son into an untested and adapted alien spacecraft, blast him off into space and onto another Planet?”  Wanna know what I think your Mom’s answer would be?  “FUCK” and “NO” most likely, and in that exact order, followed by a swift call to the cops.  Does that make your Mom a bad person?  FUCK NO.  Because your Mom is awesome.  Ask her if you don’t believe me.

But, then again, a Mother wanting an education for her child?! The FUCK is wrong with this woman?!

The most obvious reason why Chichi hates fighting can be narrowed down into a simple abridged version:

Child:  “My crush loves martial arts?!  I’ll learn martial arts too to catch his attention!”

Teenager 1:  “I’ll enter into the same martial arts tournament as him and show him my skills and how awesome I am!”

Teenager 2:  “OMG, my fiance is so handsome and kick-ass an- OMFG THAT GREEN FUCKER BLEW A HOLE IN HIS CHEST!”

Chichi had a MASSIVE wake-up call at the end of Dragon Ball, she went from seeing Goku throwing the occasional glorified punch and kick to then literally nearly dying in front of her.  

That’s not the kind of Martial Arts she ever really imagined.  

Again, you are five years old, you’ve been taken against your own will by the aforementioned guy who blew yet another fucking HOLE in your Dad’s chest and killed him after his sacrifice to save you.  You are then trained to fight evil aliens in a harsh wasteland.  

Would your Mom want that for you?  If she was given the opportunity to see the fight on TV and what you were being subjected to, would she not think to grab every gun available and try to rescue you?  

Of course she would.  Your Mom deserves a medal.

Mob Psycho 100 Episodes 4-8 as narrated by an 11-year old

So I wish I’d had this idea when I first introduced my lil sis to MP100 because her reactions to anime she loves are fuckin hilarious and she’s jumped on the MP100 bandwagon as hard as I have lmao she customized a Littlest Pet Shop toy for me to look like Mob and she’s gonna try making Reigen because she knows he’s like one of my favourites (she’s too pure omg). So we watched episodes 4-7 last night and episode 8 just a little while ago but here’re her reactions to what happened in episodes 4-8. My dialogue is marked with an H and hers is indicated with a B.

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Laucy Thoughts - start to finish

Knowing Lauren and Lucy has dated and now no longer does is like watching a great movie with a sad ending. It’s like being satisfied knowing how great it was, how special it was, even if it didn’t end as much as you hope for - because you know it happens to people. Some couples don’t last, but that doesn’t mean what they have wasn’t real.

It was real, romantic even. But It has ended. It’s tragically beautiful.

(rant - a long ass post)

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Thank You.

Thank you. I am trying my best to start my One Piece ask blog and my art/doodle blog. I learned when I was making it, that I have been inspired by so many people and friends on here it’s ridiculous. These people gave me the courage to be myself and so that my mind and heart could tell me that I can do it. Im not a quitter, you got this. Believe in you. So I’m going to give thanks to the people who have seriously helped me even though I’ve barely started. Because I feel like Me and Tay haven’t said it enough. Because seriously, I wouldn’t have done anything or created these blogs, of it wasn’t because of them. (Plus P.S tis my birthday! Woo!)


@ask-zoro-1996
Now this dude behind it, literally went out of his way to check if I was okay, because 2 weeks ago I was having a anxiety attack and couldn’t breathe. He went to my page and messaged me very worried for my well being. Holy crap, no one in my life has done that before. Surprising? I know. Axel bro, so much thank you my dude I would say it all day if I could and help you when you need it. Ill always be there you know that? I will return the favor one day somehow. I promise.

@ask-nerd-law
Now, this Mun, is *laughs* one of my greatest friends on here. She is so kind, very perky and basically has my back and I have hers. They are a little stubborn when it comes to taking a rest and sleeping though XD
Kuwa, you are so special to me in real life and you deserves everything that you do and worked hard for like your 100+ followers ma dude, you are incredible. Don’t ever doubt yourself for a second that you cant do it! Because you’re family, your followers believe in you….and I do too. (P.S You draw Law very well as a cute nerd! I always manage to almost die from fangirling too much.❤️💖❤️)

@ask-chiefsabo or @esttian
Mai…I have no words for you. You’re great. Great in all sorts of ways. You mean so much to me, for when I need to vent or just sit down and talk to you. Im so happy that I have someone is talented, charismatic, fun-loving girl like you. You inspired me from great lengths with your colorful yet wonderful pictures of that Revolutionary boy. I wish you deeply the best, and I pray greatness in the future for you.

@ask-the-vinsmokes or @snajey
Holy hell, you my friend Cesi, *backs up* I gotta say thank you too. You have changed my perspective of writing and thinking forever. When you started up your Brotherhood AU and showed people that you don’t have to be canon to be liked, that’s when it hit me. You showed me that I can do and be whatever the hell I want and do so. You showed me that when you had the writing contest that I can stretch my imagination and gave you one of the best and longest things I’ve EVER wrote in my life. I literally cant thank you enough, don’t stop being you, because there no one like you. And I hope everything goes your way in the future. Plus, I can’t wait for the picture!

@malcolm6
Where the hell to start. YOU CHANGED ALMOST EVERYTHING FOR MEYOU WONDERFUL CINNAMON ROLL. I cant believe it! You! Yes you! You have showed me enough things in the world that if I didn’t send one message to you, I would have missed out on. You are a great person in general and you have showed me that, you can be great no matter what you draw. Love ya!

@ask-the-hopeful-ones
Odette and her crew are awesome! They are so creative and the mun and muse deserve a round of applause! She was so great at rp’ing and just to talk to! I just want to thank you for even just conversating with me. Thank you! You are so wonderful! Moths are great!

@ask-trafalgar
Okay Blake-san *ahem!* BOI! WHYAREYOUSOGREATATDRAWINGEVERYTHINGLIKEOMFGIMDONE! Anyway, I really hope you gets caught up with our classes and your life gets back together. Im praying for you because your such an amazing person and you know I’d try and help you anyway I can! XOXOXOXO
P.S [Lawcest Rules!]

@askcorazon
This Mun, has 900 followers! They ate awesome that drawing Cora and it makes me so happy! They have a great personality and I want to hug them everyday of I could! As Corazon saids: “I Love you!” 💕

@ask-sanji and @asksabo
The Mun of these two blogs are just a freakin sketch genius. I feel like when I look at their content is like I’m waiting and looking at the next DBZ episode (which is super good.) They try and say that their art isn’t worth it but I believe ITS REALLY FREAKIN GREAT DON’T DOUBT YOURSELF OR ILL SHAKE YOU! *ahem!* but other-words, there just really great.


@ask-surgeon-of-death
OHMYFUKIN- im good. Okay this mun she draw Law really well and unique like damn! Anyway, I hope your paypal thing goes well! You are awesome and I love what ya do! You’re great! Hahahahaha…yessss.

@ask-trafalgardwaterlamy
Ok she is just so adorable. Both the Mun and the Muse like there so sweet I might get diabetes. I live the way she draws Lamy, its so cutting-edge and just slick. Every color goes together so well its like- im looking at a amazing picture ever time… oh wait, I am! You are really cool to talk to and I love rp’ing with you! Hopefully we get to talk soon!

@askfuturepiratequeenluffyko
She is just a nice wonderful woman and she deserves hugs and kisses everyday XD I love how she draws Luffyko and how its just so cute, I mean it cant get over that! I am your friend if you need me always, because you’re never alone!

@ask-the-cook
Ohmygosh there drawing of Sanji is soo good and you don’t know how times I’ve said to myself wow I shipSanji and Crocodile Oh woowwwwwww! XD You are so talented and I wish the best for you in everything. Their really nice to talk to and somehow I feel kinda calm around them.

@askrosetto
This mun for this blog is one of the first One Piece Oc blogs I ever saw. Rosetto is such a beautiful Oc and I personality live her orange fluffy hairrrr. :3 I want to hug her and the muse all the time. I hope I can talk to them in the future, but they really inspired me to do my best in drawing and colors. They are all so palleted and calm its like going to Las Vegas. That’s how pretty her artwork his. Its great! You’re great! Thank you.

@shxgaretto
The person beyond this rp blog is actually one of my greatest friends. I usually talk to them on Discord, and I love her. She’s hardworking, nice, and just an awesome person and I hope everything and anything will be alright with her. She one of my favorite people to talk to and to chill with. I cant think her enough..


@ask-the-hopeful-ones
I met this blog during the Water World Event and learned about and experimented with Odette! It was so much fun! Then I learned that she had a crew! She also liked moths and she’s really fun and deserves a lot of followers and hugs! Love ya! You’re awesome!

@unlucky-marine
Omfg Davy is fuckin little- idefk! Still! Your artwork is great! Like its so clean and hes such a freakin baby about stuff but he’s more of a mom somethings than everything. Another great marine Oc blogs just like YE- their muse is really nice! Great personality and just really kind.

@ask-thosetwoguys
Okay okay, they are so so great at drawing Penguin and Shachi! It blows my mind every time I see it honestly. There both such cute idiots. Anyway, this mun I absolutely adore them, I got to draw some of their Heart Pirates Oc’s and that was super freakin fun! And shipped some stuff on a Discord chat. Still I hope your anxiety stuff will go down and you feel better soon!

@ask-lieutenant-wendy
Wendy is just askdhaickwhsknzb so greattt. I mean the mun who draws her, is just so fucking amazing I cant- she one of the best Oc marine blogs out there in my opinion! I hope I get to talk to you in the future!! GAHHH! Youre so great in so many ways, don’t let people tell you otherwiseeeee!

@ask-fire-fist
This Mun is really nice in my opinion! They really have made their blog very interesting! Matter of fact, I’ve only met him in the WaterWorldEvent but they seemed awesome! Plus, I hope everything goes okay soon! Im praying! Love ya!

All of these people and more have made me want a ask blog and do one. I just hope I can be okay in this timeline, theres always a chance for anything. Plus my brother is living with me bow and its my birthday so I’m deciding to sleep and binge on Sherlock Holmes movies before I want to kick it into high gear. Trust me I will!
Thank you guys so so much!

anonymous asked:

Hi!! Could you do a scenario where Guang-hong goes on a blind date (probably set up by Phichit tbh) and his date turns out to be a popular (male) skater who he already had a big crush on? (//'•v•` )

This is such a thing Phichit would do omfg. I was so tempted to have Phichit in disguise and stalking during the date, but I thought it would distract from the prompt. Anyway, I hope you like! Thank you for the request :3


“This is a terrible idea,” Guang Hong mutters to himself. “This was a terrible, stupid—“

“Would you like to order your drink now, sir?” a waitress interrupts his quiet rant. She has an eyebrow raised, and Guang Hong can feel his face heat up in embarrassment.

“I’m, uh, waiting for someone,” he replies quickly, rubbing his clammy hands on his jeans. The waitress shrugs and leaves to tend to her other tables.

Running a still-sweaty hand through his hair, Guang Hong curses himself for not being able to calm down. He tries telling himself that it’s just a date, but he knows he’s only lying to himself. It’s a blind date—set up by Phichit, of course—and he wishes he would have never agreed to it. Guang Hong puts his head to the table in defeat. He wants to bail so badly, but Phichit would never let him live it down if he found out.

Guang Hong looks up from the table, and he nearly falls out of his chair at who he sees. You stand there with your phone is hand, looking around the restaurant, seeming to be looking for something—or someone. Guang Hong can’t believe the (Y/N) (L/N), the popular figure skater—and his crush—is in the same restaurant as him.

You catch Guang Hong’s gaze, and he quickly looks to the floor. His mind begins to swim with a thought that he wishes he could get rid of as soon as it comes to him. Are you his blind date? No, it can’t be you.

A presence can be felt next to him, and Guang Hong looks up, praying it’s the waitress coming to kick him out for loitering this long.

“Are you Guang Hong?” you ask when he meets your eyes. You smile at him; you recognize him from competition, but begin to feel guilty that you’ve never spoken to him before. He nods at your question and invites you to sit down.

You thank him and sit across from him, and the waitress comes over to take your orders.

“I see your little date showed up,” she smirks at Guang Hong, who shrinks in his seat when you laugh. Thankfully, she leaves after taking drink orders and doesn’t make any more comments.

Guang Hong feels fuzz starting to grow in his throat and his entire mouth goes dry. He can’t seem to wrap his mind around the fact that his biggest crush is sitting across from him at a table in a mediocre restaurant; the one he’s worked so hard to compete against, to stand at the same level with, is right here. Phichit got him a blind date with fucking (Y/N) (L/N).

“Phichit told me a lot about you,” you say to break the ice. He looks at you with a blush, and you feel your own cheeks heat up. You’ve seen him compete, and you’ve always thought he’s super cute. He’s even cuter in person. “I, uh, don’t think I’ve never had a chance to talk to you during competition. I’m sorry about that.”

“Oh, no, no, no!” Guang Hong says quick, putting his hands on top of yours on the table. “Don’t be sorry! It’s okay. We can talk now, right?” He offers you a sheepish smile, and you gladly return it.

“Yeah!” you reply happily. You seem very interested, much to Guang Hong’s relief. “So how’s your season going?”

You and Guang Hong spend about two hours in the restaurant, talking, laughing, eating, just enjoying each other’s company. You find yourself lost in his smile, his laugh, his eyes. Guang Hong, though, falls even more in love with you. He finally sees you off of the pedestal the skating world has put you on, and he loves you more this way. You’re so normal—and so beautiful. He feels dread when the meal is over, and you insist you need to leave for a meeting with your coach. You stand outside the restaurant for a while, not wanting to part just yet.

“So, uh, I’ll call you?” you say, sticking your hands in your pockets and giving Guang Hong a wink. He nods, and you lean down to give him a kiss on the cheek before taking your leave. He continues the other way, touching his cheek where you kissed him, looking up at the sky and smiling.

“This was a fantastic idea,” Guang Hong says to himself, internally thanking Phichit for his terrible idea.

Photoshoot Sebastian Stan x Reader

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader

Featuring: Chris Evans and Anthony Mackie

Word count: 2803 words

Warnings: none I think…

Tags: none

Notes: none

Originally posted by stuckwithbuck

Photography was your absolute passion. There was nothing you loved most than being able to capture the perfect moment in a photograph and keep it forever. There was something special about it, something even magical you would say. Not so many people shared this passion and, for you, it made it even better.

You loved photographing ordinary stuff. Like a mother hugging her child, a girl walking her dog or a father teaching his little son how to ride. But sadly that wasn’t enough to pay the rent, so you also offered yourself as a wedding photographer and also for simple photoshoots. You hated the last ones. There were absolutely nothing natural about it. People posing in front of the camera, giving their best smiles or ‘sexy’ faces for a few hours and that was done. It was no challenge for you. Plus, most of the time you had to do photoshoot for models and you hated it even more. Most of them were so snob, treated you like they were better than you. Gosh, how much you hated it! 

That’s why when they called you to do a photoshoot for some actors you weren’t exactly thrilled about it, especially on Saturday since you had plans with a couple of friends. Of course, you needed the money so you had to cancel the plans. You didn’t even want to know who they were, you just wanted to have it done as soon as possible and go bowling with your friends. Probably you would change your mind if you saw Dave Franco in front of you but you didn’t even care at the moment.

You got to the place you were told an hour before the actors to prepare everything. The place wasn’t interesting either. It was just a room with some chairs and sofas and a blue wall. So amazing right? With a sigh you took out your camera and started cleaning the lenses methodically, like you always did. Then you started testing the lights so all of them worked properly and finally you turned on your laptop.

By the time everything was ready and you were just taking random photos to test the lights and everything, people was already coming in and out of the room. Your boss told you the actors were already getting ready in the make-up room so they would be with you in around five minutes. You nodded and just kept taking photos to kill the time.

 “Ok, (Y/N), they’re coming. First, you will take some photos of them together and then individually, alright?” Your boss told you.

With a nod while you were cleaning your lenses again you looked at the door as you heard some voices coming down the aisle. You didn’t recognise the voice but as soon as the first guy came into the room you gasped. Chris Evans was walking into the same room as you, followed by Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie. Oh fuck. You definitely should’ve asked who the guys were so now you wouldn’t be standing there like a fool.

You were a huge fan of Marvel and you had an even bigger crush on Sebastian Stan and now he was there, the Winter Soldier, Captain America and Falcon. In all their glory. Holy cow. 

“So this is your photographer for the day.” Your boss said walking towards you with them. The fact that their whole attention was on you just made you even more nervous. “This is (Y/N) (Y/L/N). They are-“, he said but you cut him off.

“I know who they are”, you mumbled. They all smiled at you which made you smile a little nervously and looked at your boss.

“Then I’ll leave you to it. She’s a great professional and I can assure you this photos will be great”, you smiled a little at the compliment and thanked your boss before he walked out. 

“Hi, I’m Chris”, he said as soon as your boss left, offering his hand. You took shaking it and took a deep breath to calm yourself down. “Calm down, it’s just us”, he smiled warmly at you, somehow sending a calm feeling down your body.

Just you?” You chuckled. He smiled as well and winked at you before taking off his jacket and putting in over a chair.

“I’m Mack”, Anthony said also shaking your hand. You nodded smiling a little and then looked at Sebastian. 

He was even hotter and much more handsome in person than on the screen, and you really couldn’t believe that was possible. He came also closer to you.

“And I’m Seb”, he said. You gulped and took his hand shaking it slowly, not believing how blue his eyes actually were. “You ok? You’re shaking, doll”, your breath got caught in your throat as he referred to you like that. Somehow you managed to nod.

“Just… I didn’t know I would be… photographing you” you explained. He smiled a little and squeezed your hand.

“Don’t worry. We are normal people… Most of the time”, he winked which made you laugh and relax. He smiled at you and walked away to join his cast partners and also friends. 

Once you were done getting ready and mentally prepared for this you took your camera, opened the program you needed in your computer and walked to them.

“Ok guys, so we’re going to start by taking pictures of the three of you together. Then I would like some of Mack and Seb, Chris and Mack and Seb and Chris, of course”, you explained quickly. They nodded looking at you. “So why don’t you sit down on the couch and just act natural, you know? I’m going to play some music so it’s more…chilled and we can get started”, you said.

Before they got the chance to say anything you turned to open Spotify on your laptop and once music was playing you turned to them, hung the camera around your neck and started taking pictures, one after another, non-stop. Sometimes you had to tell any of them to change positions but they were good at posing which made the job easier.

“Ok guys, I think these will be enough…” You said scrolling down the laptop screen to see all the photos you had taken. “What about taking a 10 minutes break and then we start with Mack and Seb?” You suggested.

“Sounds good”, Mack nodded smiling.

“So am I free for now?” Chris smiled widely. You chuckled and nodded.

“But don’t go too far” you warned him as you changed the lenses.

“Actually, you’re going to Starbucks. The one across the street. I want a latte”, Seb said throwing him some money. “Mack? (Y/N)?” 

“A latte sounds good as well”, Mack smiled widely as he looked at the photos.

 “Hot chocolate, please?” You smiled as you opened your bag.

“Hey, it’s on me. No worries” Chris winked at you before walking out of the room. 

“Wow, you’re really good at this!” You turned as you saw heard Sebastian. He was also looking through the photos with Mack.

“Thanks”, you said blushing a little. 

While they scrolled down you took your phone to text your best friend about who you were photographing today. Though she wasn’t a Marvel fan, she knew thanks to you who they were and reacted just like you expected her to: “omfg you gotta b kidding me! Make a move on S”. You rolled your eyes and sent a quick reply before putting your phone back into your bag. 

When Steve came back you all had your drinks before continuing the session. You were much more relaxed now than when you started. They were such nice guys and so ordinary to be famous. You really liked them and you had to admit that your crush on Sebastian Stan was bigger now than ever before. He was so funny and such a dork, but he was professional at the same time which made the job so easy. It was easy at the beginning at least. Once his flirty-self came out you started getting nervous every time he winked at you or smiled at you or just with some of his comments towards you. 

“So Sebastian, your turn for individual photos and we’re done”, you said with a sigh.

Saying that you were tired was a misunderstanding. After spending the whole morning, lunch time and part of the afternoon in there taking photos, all you wanted to do was laying down on your couch with some ice cream and watch any movie or TV show. But you still had to work with Sebastian and you had been looking forward it the whole day so now that you were done with both Mack and Chris, they were free to go. 

“Hey Seb, is it ok if we leave? The match is about to start”, Mack said looking at his phone. “We will wait for you at the bar, is that ok with you?” 

“Yes, sure! Go ahead and grab a seat. I’ll be there as soon as possible”, Sebastian said.

Chris and Mack said their goodbyes to you, hugged you and thanked you for the day. They also took some photos with you without you even asking but you guessed it was so obvious that you wanted to. Once you were left alone with Sebastian you could feel your nervousness rising up again. 

“Important match?” You asked before taking a sip from the bottle Seb had offered you.

“Kind of”, he shrugged taking a seat. He also looked tired. “I’m not really into football to be honest but I think it’s the semi-final or something like that. I don’t know”, he laughed making you smile. 

You hung your camera around your neck again and turned to him just when he was drinking some water.

“And what are you into?” You asked. He looked up at you as a smirk appeared on his face, making a lump appear on your throat. He got up and walked towards you, stopping too close to you and looking down at you. Wow…he really was tall. 

“Many things”, he whispered placing the bottle next to yours. 

Looking into his eyes was like looking at the ocean, relaxing but hypnotising at the same time. You were certain he knew the effect he was having on your and he was really having fun. You wish you could return the play but you were too shocked. He smirked a bit more before stepping away, leaving you like a complete mess. 

“Let’s get this done so I can buy you a drink”, he said walking to stand in front of the blue wall. 

“W-what?” You mumbled not being sure if you had misheard him.

“You heard me, doll”, he smirked again.

Trying to get that out of your head and being sure he was just messing with you, you managed to put yourself together and started taking photos once again. The camera loved this guy. Every photo was great and it didn’t mind if he was smiling or just putting stupid faces. He always looked good. You were definitely going to save some of these for your own. 

“I think we’re done”, you said scrolling down those last photos. “What do you think?” You turned your head to find him just behind you. How did he manage to move so silently? He smiled down at you and stood next to you, dangerously close to you looking at the photos. He leaned down, supporting himself with one hand on the table as he scrolled down, your faces way too close, letting you feel his fragrance all around you. Which cologne did he use?

“They’re awesome”, he said after a few minutes. Without moving he looked at you. “You’re really talented”, he smiled. You looked at his eyes and then down at his smile before clearing your throat and looking back at the computer even when you weren’t really seeing anything. He chuckled by your side and took a step back, giving you some space. Gosh, he was so intense without even trying. 

“Are you up for that drink?” He asked while you turned off the laptop and started gathering everything to put it in your bag. 

“What?” You asked looking at him. “Were you serious about it?”

“Of course I was”, he smiled with a shrug. “I mean…I’m sure you had something better to do on a Saturday and you still came to do this, allowing me to meet you so…”

You chuckled as he said that and started cleaning the lenses once again before putting everything into the bag. 

“Sounds good” you finally told him. “But what about the match? Mack and Steve will be waiting for you”, you frowned.

“Don’t worry. They will be too focused on the match to notice I never actually appeared”, he said making you laugh again. “So?” He asked again with that characteristic smirk that was driving you insane. 

“I’d really love to but…” You sighed. You really wanted to go with him but somehow it felt like a bad idea. He was famous and you were just you. You really shouldn’t but it was so hard saying no. “I really have to take all this stuff to my apartment, I can’t carry them all around the city. And I’m really tired and I should start selecting the photos because I don’t know if you noticed but there are more than 1000 photos in there and-“ 

“Then we’re taking that to your apartment and we can have that drink there”, he shrugged. He really was persistent and not helpful. You looked at him biting your lip “C’mon…” 

Having him in your apartment was even a worse idea. That couldn’t happen as much as you wanted to. But what else could you say? It was obvious that he wasn’t going to give up so you just sighed and nodded.

“Let’s go somewhere but…can we stop first by my apartment?” You asked. 

He smiled widely and nodded taking your bag for you.You both walked out of the room carrying all your stuff. Luckily he didn’t seem to mind helping you to carry all the material. You had the laptop and the camera and he had the big bag with all the illumination stuff. When you both were in the elevator he put everything down before pressing the button. 

The silence between you two was suddenly awkward and you honestly just wanted to break it but didn’t know how. Every time you looked at him he was looking at you with those intense blue eyes, his fragrance was all over the place not letting you focus on anything. The tension was just crazy, it could be cut with a knife and you wouldn’t even need a big one. 

Finally the doors of the elevator opened so you two walk out and finally leave the building. As soon as you were out you took a deep breath, trying to calm your nerves but it didn’t work. 

“Are we taking a taxi?” You asked.

“I drove here”, he smiled at you. Of course he had… 

You didn’t have to walk much. He had parked his car in a parking nearby. You thought he would be driving a Jaguar or something like that but you were surprised when you saw a white Range Rover. It was your favourite car ever and you were actually saving money to get one. Of course your celebrity crush would have one. You couldn’t help but chuckle a little. 

“What?” He asked smiling down at you when he heard your laugh.

“Nothing. I love Range Rovers and I didn’t expect you to have one”, you shrugged and bit your lip. 

With a low laugh he unlocked the car and walked to the trunk. He opened it and put the illumination stuff in there. You gave him the laptop and the camera telling him to be careful and he put them in too. When he closed the trunk you were about to go to the passenger door but you were surprised when he grabbed your waist before you could even turn around. He pressed against the car and kissed you deeply, pressing his body against yours as you instinctively wrapped your arms around his neck, kissing him back. His tongue ran along your lip until you allowed him in so the kiss got even deeper.You were the first one to pull away since you really needed to get some air but he pressed his forehead against yours and chuckled which caused your smile. Opening your eyes the first thing you saw were his red lips forming a huge smile. Then you looked into his eyes biting your lip.

“Want to drive?” He whispered. 

4th Hour: Sweater Weather- RapMonster(Smut)

1st Hour: Bangtan High- Jungkook

2nd Hour: A Helping Hand- Taehyung

3rd Hour: Bad Behavior- Jimin


It’s only a crime if you get caught… 


Req: Rap monster smut, like restaurant sex? Being teased under the table?

Req: a series of high school au for each member? can be smut or fluff!


“You cold, baby?” Namjoon raises his eyebrows as he plops down in the chair next to you at the lunch table, throwing down his stuff.

“A little. I swear it’s fifty degrees out and the school still turns on the AC.”

“You have me.” Namjoon gives you a suggestive smile, putting his arm on the back of your chair and leaning in. “Your own personal heat box.”

You roll your eyes, averting your gaze to find Jin standing above you, an amused look on his perfect face. “Can I sit and eat without barfing now?”

You nod quickly, clearing your stuff so he can sit down before leaning forward. “So… how are you?” You try to start conversation, suddenly interested in him as Namjoon’s hand trails possessively down the arc of your spine.

“I’m good. Tired from classes, but fine. And yourself? How’s Namjoon treatin’ you?”

“Oh you know.” You shoot a wan look behind your back, Namjoon conveniently looking the other way though he’s obviously listening. “Just so teasing as ever.”

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Spare Thoughts™  for Hairspray Live
  • Derek Hough was great and all, but they had Sean Hayes in this cast and didn’t have him playing Corny Collins. This is maddeningly confusing to me. Sean Hayes is Corny Collins??
  • Maddie Bailo was adorable and so talented I love her BUT she did a pretty bad job controlling her breathing. She had a breathless sound in like half her songs because she wasn’t hitting the breathing marks, she really needs to work on that.
  • Kristen Chenoweth is better than 97% of the world’s population. I already knew this, but she went hard trying to reiterate it last night.
  • Garret Clayton was a PERFECT casting choice for Link omfg. I love him I wish they had let him do more.
  • I know people were torn over Ariana Grande as Penny but I had FAITH in her and she didn’t disappoint. Like, not my favorite portrayal of Penny, but she still killed it omg
  • JENNIFER HUDSON HOLY SHIT
  • JUST HOLY SHIT
  • Seaweed J. Stubbs is one of the great fictional loves of my life and he was outstanding last night I was so happy
  • Confirmed: I’m officially stanning Dove Cameron. Girl is crazy talented and I feel like they didn’t take advantage of her enough
  • I L O V E D THOSE SETS
  • Okay I genuinely don’t remember if they changed the ending when it went play –> movie, but wasn’t Inez supposed to win the pageant with a bunch of write in votes??? And that’s what officially integrates the show??? I liked that ending a lot better and I was kinda disappointed it didn’t happen
  • Inez’s actress was PRECIOUS though who is she I’m adopting her
  • During “Timeless to Me” when a camera got in the shot and you heard someone offstage say “30 seconds till-” lmao
  • Why was everything so dark???? Like what was up with the lighting guys omg
  • SEAN HAYES’ COSTUME MADE HIM LOOK LIKE TYLER OAKLEY AND WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT
  • Billy Eichner did not scream once. Why did they deprive him of reaching his full potential
  • When the original Tracy’s had a cameo and I scREAMED
  • Kristen Chenoweth’s bow got cut off and it was a travesty
  • When Link said “I’m not gonna throw away my shot!” my hamiltrash mother snorted so fucking loud guys it was so funny
  • Harvey Fierstein was way too iconic for me to put into words
  • During “Without Love” when Penny’s mom was flipping out and just rolled over her bed??? What was that??? I’m still laughing omfg
  • “Our very own Link Larkin is now going to dedicate a song to newcomer Tracy!” *Link proceeds to flirt with every single girl on stage before Tracy jumps in his face and steals his attention*
  • Penny’s entrance into ‘You Can’t Stop the Beat’ I am DECEASED
  • Also I fucking want that outfit Ariana was rocking omfg
  • Martin Short!!! Was adorable!!! As Wilbur!!!
  • I got a little annoyed at the commercials bc they had so much product placement for whipped cream and oreos but??? No promotions for hair products??? Really??? Just feels like a wasted opportunity for some companies lol
  • The girls had me WEAK during “Mama I’m a Big Girl Now”
  • Hold Mommy’s waffles.”
  • Penny throwing all fucks out the window and straddling Seaweed during “Without Love” like honestly same girl same
  • Dove Cameron singing “Cooties” God Bless America my skin is cleared I love her don’t touch me
  • We got a lot of side profiles for Link and I’d like to imagine Garrett did that and struck poses on purpose to give America a quality view of his ass
  • Why didn’t the Special Ed kids get gym uniforms
  • Kristen Chenoweth in that green dress during “Miss Baltimore Crabs”. Award worthy.
  • “I Can Hear the Bells” will always be one of my favorite songs because it’s so overdramatic and also 100% me every time I remotely like someone
  • I’m gonna start telling literally everyone that I hate that they have “acne of the soul” lmao
  • In Maybelle’s shop like…did they just have those protest signs ready and waiting for a little white girl to appear with the dream of revolutionizing television? lol
  • Penny’s mom randomly having a change of heart at the end of the show was…unneeded, honestly. I felt weird and insincere
  • Costumes we’re g r e a t
  • I was caught off guard by Darren Criss hosting and suddenly I had to face all of my repressed love for him holy shit
  • Tracy ripping the prison bars right off the wall in her quest to get some hunky boy’s dick. Relatable.
  • “Welcome To The Sixties” was LIT that might’ve been their best number of the performance
  • Tracy declaring her college plans on tv was gr8
  • I think I’m gonna give the show an 8. Specific people were completely fantastic, but the overall performance felt like it was lacking something??? I’m not sure what, but there was definitely something missing. Plus, it didn’t feel high-energy enough. Great performance, but not outstanding, you feel?
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Wolf Pup - Derek Hale Imagine (fluff)

-Oh my gosh i have no idea how this is going to work xD

Request; punk-beta said: Hey love can you do a Derek imagine where your pregnant and your about to give birth and then you find out that you give birth to a wolf puppy with lots of fluff please.😊

Warning; i guess a few swear words (1)? no detailed description of birth bc that’s nasty…

so wolves are usually pregnant for about 65 days at most, and they show at about 25-35 days. so the pregnant time for a werewolf (in my mind anyway) has been reduced, i know the time to be pregnant is nine months, I took a biology GCSE okay, but it’s kind of mixed up (i genuinely researched, props to me)

Hope you enjoy! I put lots of fluff in it in almost all sense of the word (i mean, puppy… get it? no? sorry, i’m tired with a bad sense of humour, i’ll shut up…)

Quite short (I’d appreciate feedback, I’m not sure if this is okay?)

Also, send prettylittleomega some love please. Check out her works (they are so good omfg) because she is a great writer, even if she doesn’t totally realise it. She deserves more, so please send her some love, read her stuff, love her blog which is my drug ;) blog here; prettylittleomega

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“Scott,” you smiled as he opened the door to the loft and walked in with a grin.

“Hey! Derek sent me. Asked me to help you out and stuff,” he explained before you heard some more footsteps on the stairs and found Stiles scrambling to get into the loft.

“Me too!” he told you with a grin.

“Knowing Derek, I doubt he sent you two alone,” you chuckled, picking up the bowl of popcorn from the table. “Also, I don’t need help, I’m only in the fifth month,” you shrugged.

“Yeah, okay,” Stiles scoffed before making his way over and sitting beside you on the sofa as you had the laptop on the table, playing one of your tv shows. “What’s the plan for today?”

“Well I was going to just watch Jane the Virgin really,” you shrugged and ate a piece of popcorn as Scott sat on your other side. “What’s Derek doing?”

“He’ll be back in a few minutes, we were just passing by,” Scott shrugged.

“Oh, all right, so how’s life?” you asked, pausing your episode.

They told you about a few things, making you laugh most of the time while you just listened to their stresses and enjoyment of school.

“I’m back!” you heard Derek say through the open door. “Now correct me if I’m wrong but I said keep her safe and okay, and you leave the door open?” he asked, closing it.

“Scotty’s a werewolf, he would have dealt with anything, right buddy?” Stiles hit his friend over the shoulder, making you chuckle and stand up, putting the bowl onto the table.

“Hey Derek,” you smiled, walking over to him.

“Hey, how are you? You okay?” he asked, pecking your lips and his hand flying to your round belly with a fond smile.

“I’m perfect, the baby’s perfect,” you replied with a big grin, always happy when he was around.

“Listen, I have to go to Deaton to pick something up, you gonna be okay here?” he asked.

“Can’t I just go with you? I haven’t seen you all day,” you asked and saw him smiling just slightly.

“You want to come?”

“Sure,” you nodded, seeing the two boys getting up. “You boys coming along?”

“Kinda have to,” Scott smiled. “We’ll see you there?”

“Of course,” Derek nodded and grabbed your hands, taking you outside and to his car before you drove all the way to Deaton’s clinic.

If only things had been as easy as you had wished them to be.

About half an hour later, you were on the operating table at the clinic, trying not to freak out as Deaton and Derek helped to keep you breathing and pushing. You were in labour.

“That’s it!” Derek told you and a blanket was thrown over your legs as your head fell back onto the table with a sigh.

“Oh my God, I hate you,” you told him, groaning, your whole lower region feeling weird, your stomach aching from the pushing, everything sore as you tried to gain your breath back. “Shit I’m never doing that again,” you sighed.

“But look what we got out of it,” Derek chuckled holding a bundled body in his arm as he sat in the chair by your head.

“Can we come in?” you heard Scott and Stiles as Deaton just grinned to them and waved them in.

Leaning over a little, Derek reached over so you could see the baby- puppy? “What-“

“He’s a werewolf. A strong one at that,” he told you with a smile towards you. “I’m so proud of you. So in awe. I can’t believe you did this for us, even for me,” he added.

“Better be in awe, that’s not something I’m about to repeat,” you said with a weak chuckle.

“I love you, so much,” he grinned, eyes only on you now.

“I love you too,” you whispered before he pressed his lips to your forehead.

“Guys, sorry to interrupt, could we-?” Scott asked, shyly, standing beside you and Derek let you take the pup, proudly showing him off to the two boys.

“Wow Derek, I’m impressed. Looks exactly like you,” Stiles remarked as you chuckled.

“Be nice,” you told him with a smile, stroking the puppy’s head before his paw reached up and curled around your finger. You watched with a smile as it yawned and snuggled into your chest.

“He’s very cute,” Scott told you. “Congratulations to you both,” he added with a smile.

“Thanks,” you smiled, almost tearing up at the moment.

“Thank you,” Derek told them, genuinely happy and showing it for once. “I’m so proud of you, you’re absolutely amazing,” he told you and kissed your cheek.

“We’re a family now,” you realised with a grin. “We’re a family.”

“Yeah, a big, happy, furry family,” Stiles announced with a proud grin at his comment, but only got a growl and a slap to the back.

“Stiles.”

“Okay, whatever. Congratulations,” he said seriously, which you appreciated must have been a hard thing.

“Thanks Stiles. Thanks Scott, and Deaton too,” you said to the three as they just smiled and some shrugged, the other waved his hand. “I can’t believe it,” you shook your head and Derek smiled, moving closer and looking at the puppy. He moved a little again and let out a light whine at which Derek chuckled and lightly ran his finger over the pup’s ears.

“You better. I’m not gonna let this go. Ever.”

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anonymous asked:

Hi!! I just read your 'neil missing andrew and being worried bc he won't answer his messages'-post, (I love it so much omfg thank you) and was wondering, could you maybe do one from andrews perspective, him missing neil? Thanks in advance^^

Ok so this got a little angsty! And not all that fluffy, sorry about that. It’s Sunday night after all, it’s like the angsting hour. Enjoy!


Andrew slipped the keys in his lock and turned. Down the hallway someone was shuffling into their apartment, the tiny woman who didn’t look a day older than one hundred. She waved a hand, her big slippers not leaving the floor as she moved painstakingly through her door. Andrew didn’t wave back but did wait for her to go in and lock the door. She was prone to wandering up and down the corridors knocking on her neighbour’s door and Andrew didn’t want her to know for sure that he was in. Neil teased him that he was scared of a tiny old lady, but they both knew that it was the sudden breaking of silence that set Andrew on edge. 

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i’ve come across several posts discussing the lack of maggie sawyer appreciation, so this is a call out post for things i fucking love about our tiny detective.

-the fact that upon meeting the incredibly intimidating agent danvers she simply looked up into her face and gave her a shit eating grin.

-how adorable and also hot she looks when she wears that windbreaker jacket. -the head tilt, my dudes. just. it’s too much.

-how she’s just the best listener. that soft, understanding gaze she dons when she’s listening to alex.

-how tough she is?? she never shows any kind of fear when she’s on the job. she runs headfirst into the face of danger because she’s so so brave and wants to protect.

-the only time she does show fear is when alex tells her about her feelings and she’s scared of losing her friend.

-i love how much she cares about alex despite only having known her for a short time, because it shows how deeply she feels for people, and that if you make it past her defenses then she’ll be your biggest supporter.

-her sense of humor. she sees a lot of shit but keeps her wit and optimism and her verbal sparring w/ alex keeps me alive.

-the way you can see her biceps under that fucking long sleeved shirt when she comes to l-corp…like damn girl you ripped af.

-the dimples. i am powerless against them.

-how she hasn’t really opened up about her past yet, which imo is probably because her story has been centered around her role in alex accepting who she is, and maggie has just been listening and being whatever alex needs.

-the fact that she gets jealous of supergirl/alex. but not in a shy way, but more like an, “omfg are you kidding me 🙄” kind of way.

-she’s so compassionate??? like how much she cares for the aliens and wants nothing more than for them to be safe and happy, because she understands them. she knows what it’s like to be ostracized and wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

-how she’s kinda wild? i mean when she watches alex/supergirl kick some ass and she’s like wow you guys are fun, not even 5 minutes after being tied up by a psycho?? girl is a freak and i love it.

-and finally, how smol she is. i’m a sucker for height differences, and i love how tiny she is but her personality is huge.

long story short, these are just a few great things about maggie sawyer, and she deserves the whole world because she’s a hero too.