i love her so much omfg i wish she was on the show

anonymous asked:

Omg could i get rfa+saeran+v reaction to mc calling them drunk because mc is spending christmas all alone and is like "lol btw i love u lmaoooooo isnt that funny anyway this wine is really strong wow but i love u ahahahahha im so alone" (ALSO CONGARTS ON 404 FOLLOWERS AND HOPE U BOTH HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!)

A/N: AAAAA THANK YOU! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! <3 HOPE EVERYONE HAS/HAD A GOOD DAY!!! IF NOT LEMME KNOW AND I’LL SEND YOU THE BIGGEST HUG AND THE SWEETEST WORDS I CAN MUSTER UP ~Admin 404

OMG THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER COOL PROMPT THANK YOU NONNIE. I HOPE ALL YOU GUYS HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAVE SOME FUN TIMES WITH THE PEOPLE YOU’RE CLOSEST WITH <3 LOVE YOU (aggressivelydrunkoffloverightnowomg) ~ Admin 626

*YOOSUNG:

-He’s the one who called you!
-Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas again (not like he said it 50,000 other times today)
-He knew you were spending it alone and felt really bad about it!
-Offered to spend it with you but you insisted you were okay, and that he should go spend it with his family!
-Once you answered, he wished you Merry Christmas and listened for a little bit as you rambled off a thank you
-You sounded a little funny? You words kept slurring and he wasn’t sure what was wrong
-”Oh, no. No no. I’m not okay.”
-P A N I C
-”I’ve a little too much to drink tonight. I didn’t even realize I had that much? But hey, ya know, you’re rreeeaaaalllllllyyyyy cute. I’d love to let you show me that you’re really a man.”
-Stuttered out that he had to go and that he hopes you sleep soon, and blushed SO HARD for the rest of the night!!

*JUMIN:

-Jumin is actually really sad that you’re alone on Christmas
- he might have had a little too much wine as well
-You two were in the messenger for .5 seconds before you decided to just call him and talk
- totally not because you couldn’t see straight enough to type anymore
-”HEYA MR. TRUSTFUND KID, WASSSSSSUP”
-???? MC? What a weird greeting
-You asked him about his day, so he told you every detail. He started to trail off and talk about C&R’s stocks, when you suddenly interrupted him
-”Damn Jumin, you’re real cute. I just love you. Like, wow. How can I get you to love me like Elizabeth? Should I wear cat ears? *whispers to self* holy shit i should buy cat ears”
-He was shocked! Did you just drunkenly admit you love him?? He knew his feelings towards you, so all he did was respond with,
-”MC. I love you as well. I think you’re extremely fascinating. Now, what was that about cat ears?”

*SAEYOUNG:

-He understood that you wanted to be alone, he’s been the same way for years
-What he couldn’t understand, though, was why you kept texting him about aliens?
-Normally he’d just play along, because he sends you the same type of texts, but…
-The amount of rambling and typos makes him think you’re possibly drunk
-When you called him, he was excited to see what your drunken mind had to say to him
- afterall, sometimes drunken minds are the ones that’ll speak all of the truth
-He sat through all of your rambling about aliens and carols, but didn’t expect what you said next
-”Ya know, you’re such a dork. But you’re a great dork. I love you. I lllloooovvveee you. Hearts beating, hearts soaring, yeeeeaaaahhh!”
- Saeyoung.exe has stopped working. Please reboot. HE WAS AS RED AS HIS HAIR. AND YOUR GIGGLE AFTERWARDS? HE DIED. THEN AND THERE. RIP SAEYOUNG.
-”MC you…you’re just so cute. You’re going to kill me, do you know that?? Don’t worry, I have this recorded so I can replay it for you in the morning, when you forget~”

*SAERAN:

-Why did you want to be alone
-You have him now, just hang out with him
- MC I’M LONELY JUST FUCKING SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME
-Wants to treat you like a princess but nnnoooooooooo you gotta stay home alone
-Freaked out at the fact you haven’t texted him in a while??
-The moment he saw your name pop up on his phone, he answered it
-Before he got to talk though, he could hear you talking to yourself, slurring your words
-You realize he picked up the phone and you were so excited!! “SAERAAAAAAAAAAN~ Hhhhiiiiiiii~ I might have drank to much but that’s okay, but I gotta tell you something. I have a secret. *giggle* sshhh, listen,,,,,, I looooove you! Yes I do! I do I do! *giggle*”
-Honestly SUPER SHOCKED that you love him? And that you admitted it? Holy shit? Quickly regains his composure and fucking smirks this lil shit
-”Oh, do you? Go ahead, go on. You love me? I love you too. Now, tell me how you’d show me just how much you love me…” woah there saeran, woah, down boy, down

*ZEN

- he didn’t get why you wanted to be alone??
- This boy got you SO many gifts and he has to give it to you on Christmas Eve and not Christmas???
-MCwhyhaveyouhaveforsakenme
-Zenwhyisurhoeassalwayssodramatic

- His face lights up when you call, omfg he’s so excited and his chest feels fuzzy
- “RAT TAIL!!! You’re so handsome *hiccup*”
- he’s really shocked because when do you drink? You don’t even take a sip of wine at the RFA parties, wtfisthis
- waitwhathELLDOYOUMEANBYRATTAIL
- “MC…are you drunk?”
- “Nooo…well, only a little bit *giggle*, I’m drunk on my love for youuu~” MCtIdon’tthinkthat’showitssaidbuturdrunkoffurasssoit’sokay
- HE’S SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU THOUGH???
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE’S HEARD YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT LOVING HIM
- youbetyoursweetassthisboyisgoingtothrowpartybecauseofthis
- “Princess, I know you won’t remember this, but I love you. I love all your quirks, mistakes, giggles, and stupid jokes. I love every single piece of you. I love all the bad times and good times ahead with you. I love you more than any obstacle that we’ll have to overcome. I just love you so much.”

*JAEHEE

- she didn’t really mind that you wanted to spend Christmas alone
- Jumin was probably going to make her work anyway hoeasstrustfundkidstophURTINGMYBAEHEE
- Luckily she got a day off but she felt so lonely without you!!!
- it’s okay though, she respects your privacy
- but when she hears your ring tone, she runs to her phone andtripsandknocksstuffoverontheway
- “Merry Chrismas!!! I bet you’d make a good Mrs. Claus…omg can you wear a mrs. claus themed outfit next year? *hiccup*  eVEN BETTER CAN YOU WEAR CHRISTMAS THEMED LINGERIE?
- omg the poor baehee is so flustered, first ur drunk and now you say this?? You’retryingtokillher
- “I don’t think that would be very appropriate, MC…”
- “Why noooot? My mom always told me when two people loved each other, they do a little…frick frack *giggle*”
-wowMCushouldwriteabookonhowtobeseductive
- “I mean your mom isn’t wrong, but-”
- W A I T
- you just said love
- oh my god you love her and she loves you

- “MC, I’m going to come over, is that alright?” sheneedstokissyouohmygod
- “Yeah~ Just don’t wear anything, you’re so pretty with nothing on~~~”
- omgMCurbadatthis

*V

- This poor soul is so lost when you say you want to spend Christmas alone
- he obviously respects your space, but this lil bby just wanted snuggles, Christmas movies, and hot chocolate
-MCyoureamonster
- he’s so excited when he hears your ringtone!!! Hahacausehecantseeurnameonthescreenimsowitty
- but when he answers he hears sobbing?
- W H A T
- he always knew you were a crying drunk buT IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD???
- “Hi V.. *sniffle* you know you’re cool right? Like you make my heart beat fast and i catch my breath when i look at you kind of cool? Because you’re really cool *sniffle* and it really hurts you know? *SOBBING* because I just love you so much and i know you’re terrified of a commitment like that again  and Rika was your sun and I can’t ever compare *moresobbing* And I just feel so bad because you had to go through all that pain and things never worked for you two because you just deserve the world V. You’re so precious and pure; you don’t deserve anything you’ve gotten”
- holy shit
- you’re in love with him???

- Oh man you’re right this boy is so terrified
- But he is sure of one thing
- He may be scared to love you right now, but he will NOT walk away from this
- “Listen MC. Never compare yourself to Rika, okay? But if you’re going to, I want you to know this. Yes, she was my sun, but you know what you are? You’re my moon. You shine so brightly that I can see my way out of the dark. You’re the one who guides me. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can ever compare to what you mean to me. I may not be ready now, but I can say with certainty that one day, I will say “I love you”.”
-youtotallydidn’tgigglewhenhesaid”icanseemywayoutofthedark”

Dangerous Woman Tour Full Review (Including Full Song-By-Song Breakdown and Videos) of

Helloooooo here with my Dangerous Woman Tour Review. It’s ridiculously long so I made it a “Read More” post. Please reblog if you read, because I put a TON of effort into this and therefore would like to spread it to as many people as possible to make this worth it lol. This review includes my opinions on basically every aspect of the show, as well as a song-by-song breakdown and lots and lots of videos. Let me know if you have any questions, I can answer anything!

DISCLAIMER: my opinions literally don’t matter and you may hold different ones and that’s all good you do you

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Mob Psycho 100 Episodes 4-8 as narrated by an 11-year old

So I wish I’d had this idea when I first introduced my lil sis to MP100 because her reactions to anime she loves are fuckin hilarious and she’s jumped on the MP100 bandwagon as hard as I have lmao she customized a Littlest Pet Shop toy for me to look like Mob and she’s gonna try making Reigen because she knows he’s like one of my favourites (she’s too pure omg). So we watched episodes 4-7 last night and episode 8 just a little while ago but here’re her reactions to what happened in episodes 4-8. My dialogue is marked with an H and hers is indicated with a B.

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Laucy Thoughts - start to finish

Knowing Lauren and Lucy has dated and now no longer does is like watching a great movie with a sad ending. It’s like being satisfied knowing how great it was, how special it was, even if it didn’t end as much as you hope for - because you know it happens to people. Some couples don’t last, but that doesn’t mean what they have wasn’t real.

It was real, romantic even. But It has ended. It’s tragically beautiful.

(rant - a long ass post)

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anonymous asked:

okay okay but like I need Chris Becks reaction to the pregnancy message and I need when he comes back omfg I have so many feels

“We love you more than all the stars in the sky.” Your message cut off after that, but Chris couldn’t stop staring at the screen. A few tears had managed to fall from his eyes as he watched your message. You looked as beautiful as the last time he saw you, tears and all, only this time, you were practically glowing. Pregnancy glow. His mind was racing, and all he could think about was responding to you. How long ago had you actually sent this? A week? Two? When were you going to find out the sex of the baby? Could you show him an ultrasound picture?

He wiped the tears from his cheeks quickly, letting out a long breath before he, too, pressed the record button on his computer screen. “Y/N..” He said softly, unable to contain his smile. “I.. I can’t even tell you how happy I am. I.. I can’t believe that I’m going to be a.. father.” He said slowly, staring into the camera as if he were staring right into your eyes. “I never thought I’d say that I hate being an astronaut… but today, I do.” He admitted softly, shaking his head as he let out a sad laugh. “I am so sorry, baby.. that I’m not going to be able to be there for you through all of this.” He whispered, biting into his lip as he quickly wiped a tear from his cheek.

“You know I would be there if I could.. I wish we would’ve known sooner.. but I know the universe works in mysterious ways.” He let out a long sigh, staring down at his hands. “I love the names you have picked out, and I think if it’s a girl, she should have your mothers middle name. Andromeda Jane sounds so pretty, doesn’t it?” His lower lip quivered as he continued looking at his hands, trying not to let you see how hurt he was.

“I can’t wait to come home to you.” He said, pausing to take a deep breath. “It breaks my heart that I won’t be there when you’re in labor.. I never thought..” he paused again, letting out a shuddering breath. “I never thought it would be like this. I never thought I’d be so far away from you when this happened.” He chewed on his lip again, looking up at the camera. “I’ll come home to you as quickly as I can. Make sure you send me a video with the ultrasound photo, and I want to be the first person to know the sex of the baby.. our baby.” He said quickly, forcing a smile onto his face.

“You know that I love you more than anything in the universe, and I will always come home to you. I can’t wait to meet our little one.”




470 days later

You stood in the kitchen, holding Andromeda as you tidied up the house. Chris was due home tomorrow, and you wanted everything to be perfect. Your daughter cooed as you picked up her favorite stuffed animal, a small wolf, and you held it up to her, earning a small smile from her. “You get to meet your daddy, tomorrow, little one.” You whispered, feeling your eyes sting. “You’re going to love him.” You told her, and her smile widened and her eyes sparkled brightly.

You heard a soft knock come from your front door and you hurried across the house, setting Andromeda down in her pack and play before you walked over to the door, opening it slowly.

You thought your heart was going to stop when you saw your husband standing in the doorway, a single sunflower in his hand. “Hello.” He whispered, and a smile took over your face as you threw yourself into his arms. “Oh, I’ve missed you.” You breathed, tangling your fingers into his hair as you pressed your lips to his harshly. His arms went around your waist tightly, picking you up and spinning you around as you giggled happily. “I missed you too, sweetheart.” He said, pressing several kisses to your cheeks as he set you down.

“Can.. can I meet her?” He asked softly, resting his forehead against yours, and you nodded slowly. “Of course you can.” You told him, taking his hand in yours as you led him into your home. You could tell he was nervous, his hands were clammy and shaking. “She’s been waiting a long time to meet you.” You whispered as you approached the pack and play, letting go of his hand so you could reach down and pick up your daughter. He watched you closely, anxiety written on his features.

But the panic on his face faded away as you turned around, your daughter resting on your hip. Her bright blue eyes, the same color as his, stared up at his face in wonder and she reached her small hand out towards him. He gasped softly, putting his index finger in her hand, and a single tear fell from his eye. “She’s so beautiful.. she looks so much like you.” He whispered as she pulled his finger into her mouth, gnawing on it gently, only making his smile grow. “She looks like you, too, Chris. Especially her eyes.” You mused, watching their interaction. “Would you.. do you want to hold her?” You asked, looking up at him, and he nodded quickly, pulling his hand from Andromeda’s mouth.

You carefully handed her over to Chris, watching him closely as he nuzzled his nose against hers. “Hello, darling.” He whispered, and she cooed, a large smile lighting up her face. “You are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on.. and I’ve seen a lot of beautiful things.” He continued whispering to her as she laid her hand on his cheek. “I love you so much, Andromeda. So, so much.” Another tear escaped his eye, and she caught it on her hand, looking down at it as she pouted. “Oh, don’t be sad, sweet girl. It’s a happy tear.” He told her, and you bit your lip as you watched them. You’re going to be a great father, I just know it.

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Spare Thoughts™  for Hairspray Live
  • Derek Hough was great and all, but they had Sean Hayes in this cast and didn’t have him playing Corny Collins. This is maddeningly confusing to me. Sean Hayes is Corny Collins??
  • Maddie Bailo was adorable and so talented I love her BUT she did a pretty bad job controlling her breathing. She had a breathless sound in like half her songs because she wasn’t hitting the breathing marks, she really needs to work on that.
  • Kristen Chenoweth is better than 97% of the world’s population. I already knew this, but she went hard trying to reiterate it last night.
  • Garret Clayton was a PERFECT casting choice for Link omfg. I love him I wish they had let him do more.
  • I know people were torn over Ariana Grande as Penny but I had FAITH in her and she didn’t disappoint. Like, not my favorite portrayal of Penny, but she still killed it omg
  • JENNIFER HUDSON HOLY SHIT
  • JUST HOLY SHIT
  • Seaweed J. Stubbs is one of the great fictional loves of my life and he was outstanding last night I was so happy
  • Confirmed: I’m officially stanning Dove Cameron. Girl is crazy talented and I feel like they didn’t take advantage of her enough
  • I L O V E D THOSE SETS
  • Okay I genuinely don’t remember if they changed the ending when it went play –> movie, but wasn’t Inez supposed to win the pageant with a bunch of write in votes??? And that’s what officially integrates the show??? I liked that ending a lot better and I was kinda disappointed it didn’t happen
  • Inez’s actress was PRECIOUS though who is she I’m adopting her
  • During “Timeless to Me” when a camera got in the shot and you heard someone offstage say “30 seconds till-” lmao
  • Why was everything so dark???? Like what was up with the lighting guys omg
  • SEAN HAYES’ COSTUME MADE HIM LOOK LIKE TYLER OAKLEY AND WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT
  • Billy Eichner did not scream once. Why did they deprive him of reaching his full potential
  • When the original Tracy’s had a cameo and I scREAMED
  • Kristen Chenoweth’s bow got cut off and it was a travesty
  • When Link said “I’m not gonna throw away my shot!” my hamiltrash mother snorted so fucking loud guys it was so funny
  • Harvey Fierstein was way too iconic for me to put into words
  • During “Without Love” when Penny’s mom was flipping out and just rolled over her bed??? What was that??? I’m still laughing omfg
  • “Our very own Link Larkin is now going to dedicate a song to newcomer Tracy!” *Link proceeds to flirt with every single girl on stage before Tracy jumps in his face and steals his attention*
  • Penny’s entrance into ‘You Can’t Stop the Beat’ I am DECEASED
  • Also I fucking want that outfit Ariana was rocking omfg
  • Martin Short!!! Was adorable!!! As Wilbur!!!
  • I got a little annoyed at the commercials bc they had so much product placement for whipped cream and oreos but??? No promotions for hair products??? Really??? Just feels like a wasted opportunity for some companies lol
  • The girls had me WEAK during “Mama I’m a Big Girl Now”
  • Hold Mommy’s waffles.”
  • Penny throwing all fucks out the window and straddling Seaweed during “Without Love” like honestly same girl same
  • Dove Cameron singing “Cooties” God Bless America my skin is cleared I love her don’t touch me
  • We got a lot of side profiles for Link and I’d like to imagine Garrett did that and struck poses on purpose to give America a quality view of his ass
  • Why didn’t the Special Ed kids get gym uniforms
  • Kristen Chenoweth in that green dress during “Miss Baltimore Crabs”. Award worthy.
  • “I Can Hear the Bells” will always be one of my favorite songs because it’s so overdramatic and also 100% me every time I remotely like someone
  • I’m gonna start telling literally everyone that I hate that they have “acne of the soul” lmao
  • In Maybelle’s shop like…did they just have those protest signs ready and waiting for a little white girl to appear with the dream of revolutionizing television? lol
  • Penny’s mom randomly having a change of heart at the end of the show was…unneeded, honestly. I felt weird and insincere
  • Costumes we’re g r e a t
  • I was caught off guard by Darren Criss hosting and suddenly I had to face all of my repressed love for him holy shit
  • Tracy ripping the prison bars right off the wall in her quest to get some hunky boy’s dick. Relatable.
  • “Welcome To The Sixties” was LIT that might’ve been their best number of the performance
  • Tracy declaring her college plans on tv was gr8
  • I think I’m gonna give the show an 8. Specific people were completely fantastic, but the overall performance felt like it was lacking something??? I’m not sure what, but there was definitely something missing. Plus, it didn’t feel high-energy enough. Great performance, but not outstanding, you feel?
  • !!!
Gorillaz My Immortal AU

submitted by @shrekangelo

I WASN’T LYING WHEN I SAID I’D DO IT.

Chapter 1.

Hi my name is Murdoc Alphonse Faust Niccals and I have short greasy black hair and pale hazel eyes and a lot of people tell me I look like Keith Richards (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Satan but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are crooked and green. I have pale green skin. I’m also in a band, and I live in a place called Kong Studios in England where I worked for a few years (I’m 49 years old). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with a matching satanic cross around my neck and a black leather belt, jeans, and cuban-heeled boots. I was wearing black lipstick, green foundation, black eyeliner and gray eye shadow. I was walking outside Kong Studios. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. 2D stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
“Hey Murdoc!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Paula Cracker!
“What’s up Paula?” I asked.
“Nothing.” she said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away

Chapter 2.
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some rum from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot red velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant David Bowie t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a white turtleneck, a satanic cross necklace, cuban-heeled boots and rolled up jeans on. I put on a military dress cap with skull on top.
My friend, Billy Boy (AN: Billy dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. He flipped his short shoulder-length raven black hair and opened his forest-green eyes. He put on his military dress cap with crossbones on the top, a military jacket, and black leather boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick green foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Paula Cracker yesterday!” he said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Paula?” he asked as we went out of my Winnebago and into the studio halls.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” he exclaimed. Just then, Paula walked up to me.
“Hi.” she said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” she said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Blondie is having a concert in Hogsmeade.” she told me.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love Blondie. They are my favorite band, besides Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” she asked.
I gasped.

Chapter 3.
On the night of the concert I put on my cuban-heeled boots. On top of them were brown jeans. Then I put on a black shirt with a satanic cross necklace. I put on purple cape around my neck. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some David Bowie. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was green anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Paula was waiting there in front of her car. She was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), red velvet pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl gurlz wer it ok!).
“Hi Paula!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Murdoc.” she said back. We walked into her black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and drove to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Blondie and David Bowie. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Blondie.
“Oh, uh-huh make it magnificent
Tonight
Right
Ah, oh your hair is beautiful
Ah, tonight
Atomic.” sang Debbie (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).“Debbie is so fucking hot.” I said to Paula, pointing to her as she sung, filling the club with her amazing voice.
Suddenly Paula looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like her better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Paula sensitively and she put her arm around me all protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Debbie and she’s going out with Chris fucking Stein. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of his ugly face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Paula. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Chris and Debbie for their autographs and photos with them. We got Blondie concert tees. Paula and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Paula didn’t go back into Kong Studios, instead she drove the car into……………………… Plastic Beach!

Chapter 4.
“Paula!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Paula didn’t answer but she stopped the car and she walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Murdoc?” she asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Paula leaned in extra-close and I looked into her gothic red eyes (she was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Paula kissed me passionately. Paula climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a plastic tree. She took of my top and I took of her clothes. I even took of my inverted cross. Then I put my thingie into her you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my green body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was……………………………………………………. Russel Hobbs!

i’ve come across several posts discussing the lack of maggie sawyer appreciation, so this is a call out post for things i fucking love about our tiny detective.

-the fact that upon meeting the incredibly intimidating agent danvers she simply looked up into her face and gave her a shit eating grin.

-how adorable and also hot she looks when she wears that windbreaker jacket. -the head tilt, my dudes. just. it’s too much.

-how she’s just the best listener. that soft, understanding gaze she dons when she’s listening to alex.

-how tough she is?? she never shows any kind of fear when she’s on the job. she runs headfirst into the face of danger because she’s so so brave and wants to protect.

-the only time she does show fear is when alex tells her about her feelings and she’s scared of losing her friend.

-i love how much she cares about alex despite only having known her for a short time, because it shows how deeply she feels for people, and that if you make it past her defenses then she’ll be your biggest supporter.

-her sense of humor. she sees a lot of shit but keeps her wit and optimism and her verbal sparring w/ alex keeps me alive.

-the way you can see her biceps under that fucking long sleeved shirt when she comes to l-corp…like damn girl you ripped af.

-the dimples. i am powerless against them.

-how she hasn’t really opened up about her past yet, which imo is probably because her story has been centered around her role in alex accepting who she is, and maggie has just been listening and being whatever alex needs.

-the fact that she gets jealous of supergirl/alex. but not in a shy way, but more like an, “omfg are you kidding me 🙄” kind of way.

-she’s so compassionate??? like how much she cares for the aliens and wants nothing more than for them to be safe and happy, because she understands them. she knows what it’s like to be ostracized and wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

-how she’s kinda wild? i mean when she watches alex/supergirl kick some ass and she’s like wow you guys are fun, not even 5 minutes after being tied up by a psycho?? girl is a freak and i love it.

-and finally, how smol she is. i’m a sucker for height differences, and i love how tiny she is but her personality is huge.

long story short, these are just a few great things about maggie sawyer, and she deserves the whole world because she’s a hero too.

4th Hour: Sweater Weather- RapMonster(Smut)

1st Hour: Bangtan High- Jungkook

2nd Hour: A Helping Hand- Taehyung

3rd Hour: Bad Behavior- Jimin


It’s only a crime if you get caught… 


Req: Rap monster smut, like restaurant sex? Being teased under the table?

Req: a series of high school au for each member? can be smut or fluff!


“You cold, baby?” Namjoon raises his eyebrows as he plops down in the chair next to you at the lunch table, throwing down his stuff.

“A little. I swear it’s fifty degrees out and the school still turns on the AC.”

“You have me.” Namjoon gives you a suggestive smile, putting his arm on the back of your chair and leaning in. “Your own personal heat box.”

You roll your eyes, averting your gaze to find Jin standing above you, an amused look on his perfect face. “Can I sit and eat without barfing now?”

You nod quickly, clearing your stuff so he can sit down before leaning forward. “So… how are you?” You try to start conversation, suddenly interested in him as Namjoon’s hand trails possessively down the arc of your spine.

“I’m good. Tired from classes, but fine. And yourself? How’s Namjoon treatin’ you?”

“Oh you know.” You shoot a wan look behind your back, Namjoon conveniently looking the other way though he’s obviously listening. “Just so teasing as ever.”

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anonymous asked:

Hi!! I just read your 'neil missing andrew and being worried bc he won't answer his messages'-post, (I love it so much omfg thank you) and was wondering, could you maybe do one from andrews perspective, him missing neil? Thanks in advance^^

Ok so this got a little angsty! And not all that fluffy, sorry about that. It’s Sunday night after all, it’s like the angsting hour. Enjoy!


Andrew slipped the keys in his lock and turned. Down the hallway someone was shuffling into their apartment, the tiny woman who didn’t look a day older than one hundred. She waved a hand, her big slippers not leaving the floor as she moved painstakingly through her door. Andrew didn’t wave back but did wait for her to go in and lock the door. She was prone to wandering up and down the corridors knocking on her neighbour’s door and Andrew didn’t want her to know for sure that he was in. Neil teased him that he was scared of a tiny old lady, but they both knew that it was the sudden breaking of silence that set Andrew on edge. 

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Wolf Pup - Derek Hale Imagine (fluff)

-Oh my gosh i have no idea how this is going to work xD

Request; punk-beta said: Hey love can you do a Derek imagine where your pregnant and your about to give birth and then you find out that you give birth to a wolf puppy with lots of fluff please.😊

Warning; i guess a few swear words (1)? no detailed description of birth bc that’s nasty…

so wolves are usually pregnant for about 65 days at most, and they show at about 25-35 days. so the pregnant time for a werewolf (in my mind anyway) has been reduced, i know the time to be pregnant is nine months, I took a biology GCSE okay, but it’s kind of mixed up (i genuinely researched, props to me)

Hope you enjoy! I put lots of fluff in it in almost all sense of the word (i mean, puppy… get it? no? sorry, i’m tired with a bad sense of humour, i’ll shut up…)

Quite short (I’d appreciate feedback, I’m not sure if this is okay?)

Also, send prettylittleomega some love please. Check out her works (they are so good omfg) because she is a great writer, even if she doesn’t totally realise it. She deserves more, so please send her some love, read her stuff, love her blog which is my drug ;) blog here; prettylittleomega

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“Scott,” you smiled as he opened the door to the loft and walked in with a grin.

“Hey! Derek sent me. Asked me to help you out and stuff,” he explained before you heard some more footsteps on the stairs and found Stiles scrambling to get into the loft.

“Me too!” he told you with a grin.

“Knowing Derek, I doubt he sent you two alone,” you chuckled, picking up the bowl of popcorn from the table. “Also, I don’t need help, I’m only in the fifth month,” you shrugged.

“Yeah, okay,” Stiles scoffed before making his way over and sitting beside you on the sofa as you had the laptop on the table, playing one of your tv shows. “What’s the plan for today?”

“Well I was going to just watch Jane the Virgin really,” you shrugged and ate a piece of popcorn as Scott sat on your other side. “What’s Derek doing?”

“He’ll be back in a few minutes, we were just passing by,” Scott shrugged.

“Oh, all right, so how’s life?” you asked, pausing your episode.

They told you about a few things, making you laugh most of the time while you just listened to their stresses and enjoyment of school.

“I’m back!” you heard Derek say through the open door. “Now correct me if I’m wrong but I said keep her safe and okay, and you leave the door open?” he asked, closing it.

“Scotty’s a werewolf, he would have dealt with anything, right buddy?” Stiles hit his friend over the shoulder, making you chuckle and stand up, putting the bowl onto the table.

“Hey Derek,” you smiled, walking over to him.

“Hey, how are you? You okay?” he asked, pecking your lips and his hand flying to your round belly with a fond smile.

“I’m perfect, the baby’s perfect,” you replied with a big grin, always happy when he was around.

“Listen, I have to go to Deaton to pick something up, you gonna be okay here?” he asked.

“Can’t I just go with you? I haven’t seen you all day,” you asked and saw him smiling just slightly.

“You want to come?”

“Sure,” you nodded, seeing the two boys getting up. “You boys coming along?”

“Kinda have to,” Scott smiled. “We’ll see you there?”

“Of course,” Derek nodded and grabbed your hands, taking you outside and to his car before you drove all the way to Deaton’s clinic.

If only things had been as easy as you had wished them to be.

About half an hour later, you were on the operating table at the clinic, trying not to freak out as Deaton and Derek helped to keep you breathing and pushing. You were in labour.

“That’s it!” Derek told you and a blanket was thrown over your legs as your head fell back onto the table with a sigh.

“Oh my God, I hate you,” you told him, groaning, your whole lower region feeling weird, your stomach aching from the pushing, everything sore as you tried to gain your breath back. “Shit I’m never doing that again,” you sighed.

“But look what we got out of it,” Derek chuckled holding a bundled body in his arm as he sat in the chair by your head.

“Can we come in?” you heard Scott and Stiles as Deaton just grinned to them and waved them in.

Leaning over a little, Derek reached over so you could see the baby- puppy? “What-“

“He’s a werewolf. A strong one at that,” he told you with a smile towards you. “I’m so proud of you. So in awe. I can’t believe you did this for us, even for me,” he added.

“Better be in awe, that’s not something I’m about to repeat,” you said with a weak chuckle.

“I love you, so much,” he grinned, eyes only on you now.

“I love you too,” you whispered before he pressed his lips to your forehead.

“Guys, sorry to interrupt, could we-?” Scott asked, shyly, standing beside you and Derek let you take the pup, proudly showing him off to the two boys.

“Wow Derek, I’m impressed. Looks exactly like you,” Stiles remarked as you chuckled.

“Be nice,” you told him with a smile, stroking the puppy’s head before his paw reached up and curled around your finger. You watched with a smile as it yawned and snuggled into your chest.

“He’s very cute,” Scott told you. “Congratulations to you both,” he added with a smile.

“Thanks,” you smiled, almost tearing up at the moment.

“Thank you,” Derek told them, genuinely happy and showing it for once. “I’m so proud of you, you’re absolutely amazing,” he told you and kissed your cheek.

“We’re a family now,” you realised with a grin. “We’re a family.”

“Yeah, a big, happy, furry family,” Stiles announced with a proud grin at his comment, but only got a growl and a slap to the back.

“Stiles.”

“Okay, whatever. Congratulations,” he said seriously, which you appreciated must have been a hard thing.

“Thanks Stiles. Thanks Scott, and Deaton too,” you said to the three as they just smiled and some shrugged, the other waved his hand. “I can’t believe it,” you shook your head and Derek smiled, moving closer and looking at the puppy. He moved a little again and let out a light whine at which Derek chuckled and lightly ran his finger over the pup’s ears.

“You better. I’m not gonna let this go. Ever.”

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Photoshoot Sebastian Stan x Reader

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader

Featuring: Chris Evans and Anthony Mackie

Word count: 2803 words

Warnings: none I think…

Tags: none

Notes: none

Originally posted by stuckwithbuck

Photography was your absolute passion. There was nothing you loved most than being able to capture the perfect moment in a photograph and keep it forever. There was something special about it, something even magical you would say. Not so many people shared this passion and, for you, it made it even better.

You loved photographing ordinary stuff. Like a mother hugging her child, a girl walking her dog or a father teaching his little son how to ride. But sadly that wasn’t enough to pay the rent, so you also offered yourself as a wedding photographer and also for simple photoshoots. You hated the last ones. There were absolutely nothing natural about it. People posing in front of the camera, giving their best smiles or ‘sexy’ faces for a few hours and that was done. It was no challenge for you. Plus, most of the time you had to do photoshoot for models and you hated it even more. Most of them were so snob, treated you like they were better than you. Gosh, how much you hated it! 

That’s why when they called you to do a photoshoot for some actors you weren’t exactly thrilled about it, especially on Saturday since you had plans with a couple of friends. Of course, you needed the money so you had to cancel the plans. You didn’t even want to know who they were, you just wanted to have it done as soon as possible and go bowling with your friends. Probably you would change your mind if you saw Dave Franco in front of you but you didn’t even care at the moment.

You got to the place you were told an hour before the actors to prepare everything. The place wasn’t interesting either. It was just a room with some chairs and sofas and a blue wall. So amazing right? With a sigh you took out your camera and started cleaning the lenses methodically, like you always did. Then you started testing the lights so all of them worked properly and finally you turned on your laptop.

By the time everything was ready and you were just taking random photos to test the lights and everything, people was already coming in and out of the room. Your boss told you the actors were already getting ready in the make-up room so they would be with you in around five minutes. You nodded and just kept taking photos to kill the time.

 “Ok, (Y/N), they’re coming. First, you will take some photos of them together and then individually, alright?” Your boss told you.

With a nod while you were cleaning your lenses again you looked at the door as you heard some voices coming down the aisle. You didn’t recognise the voice but as soon as the first guy came into the room you gasped. Chris Evans was walking into the same room as you, followed by Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie. Oh fuck. You definitely should’ve asked who the guys were so now you wouldn’t be standing there like a fool.

You were a huge fan of Marvel and you had an even bigger crush on Sebastian Stan and now he was there, the Winter Soldier, Captain America and Falcon. In all their glory. Holy cow. 

“So this is your photographer for the day.” Your boss said walking towards you with them. The fact that their whole attention was on you just made you even more nervous. “This is (Y/N) (Y/L/N). They are-“, he said but you cut him off.

“I know who they are”, you mumbled. They all smiled at you which made you smile a little nervously and looked at your boss.

“Then I’ll leave you to it. She’s a great professional and I can assure you this photos will be great”, you smiled a little at the compliment and thanked your boss before he walked out. 

“Hi, I’m Chris”, he said as soon as your boss left, offering his hand. You took shaking it and took a deep breath to calm yourself down. “Calm down, it’s just us”, he smiled warmly at you, somehow sending a calm feeling down your body.

Just you?” You chuckled. He smiled as well and winked at you before taking off his jacket and putting in over a chair.

“I’m Mack”, Anthony said also shaking your hand. You nodded smiling a little and then looked at Sebastian. 

He was even hotter and much more handsome in person than on the screen, and you really couldn’t believe that was possible. He came also closer to you.

“And I’m Seb”, he said. You gulped and took his hand shaking it slowly, not believing how blue his eyes actually were. “You ok? You’re shaking, doll”, your breath got caught in your throat as he referred to you like that. Somehow you managed to nod.

“Just… I didn’t know I would be… photographing you” you explained. He smiled a little and squeezed your hand.

“Don’t worry. We are normal people… Most of the time”, he winked which made you laugh and relax. He smiled at you and walked away to join his cast partners and also friends. 

Once you were done getting ready and mentally prepared for this you took your camera, opened the program you needed in your computer and walked to them.

“Ok guys, so we’re going to start by taking pictures of the three of you together. Then I would like some of Mack and Seb, Chris and Mack and Seb and Chris, of course”, you explained quickly. They nodded looking at you. “So why don’t you sit down on the couch and just act natural, you know? I’m going to play some music so it’s more…chilled and we can get started”, you said.

Before they got the chance to say anything you turned to open Spotify on your laptop and once music was playing you turned to them, hung the camera around your neck and started taking pictures, one after another, non-stop. Sometimes you had to tell any of them to change positions but they were good at posing which made the job easier.

“Ok guys, I think these will be enough…” You said scrolling down the laptop screen to see all the photos you had taken. “What about taking a 10 minutes break and then we start with Mack and Seb?” You suggested.

“Sounds good”, Mack nodded smiling.

“So am I free for now?” Chris smiled widely. You chuckled and nodded.

“But don’t go too far” you warned him as you changed the lenses.

“Actually, you’re going to Starbucks. The one across the street. I want a latte”, Seb said throwing him some money. “Mack? (Y/N)?” 

“A latte sounds good as well”, Mack smiled widely as he looked at the photos.

 “Hot chocolate, please?” You smiled as you opened your bag.

“Hey, it’s on me. No worries” Chris winked at you before walking out of the room. 

“Wow, you’re really good at this!” You turned as you saw heard Sebastian. He was also looking through the photos with Mack.

“Thanks”, you said blushing a little. 

While they scrolled down you took your phone to text your best friend about who you were photographing today. Though she wasn’t a Marvel fan, she knew thanks to you who they were and reacted just like you expected her to: “omfg you gotta b kidding me! Make a move on S”. You rolled your eyes and sent a quick reply before putting your phone back into your bag. 

When Steve came back you all had your drinks before continuing the session. You were much more relaxed now than when you started. They were such nice guys and so ordinary to be famous. You really liked them and you had to admit that your crush on Sebastian Stan was bigger now than ever before. He was so funny and such a dork, but he was professional at the same time which made the job so easy. It was easy at the beginning at least. Once his flirty-self came out you started getting nervous every time he winked at you or smiled at you or just with some of his comments towards you. 

“So Sebastian, your turn for individual photos and we’re done”, you said with a sigh.

Saying that you were tired was a misunderstanding. After spending the whole morning, lunch time and part of the afternoon in there taking photos, all you wanted to do was laying down on your couch with some ice cream and watch any movie or TV show. But you still had to work with Sebastian and you had been looking forward it the whole day so now that you were done with both Mack and Chris, they were free to go. 

“Hey Seb, is it ok if we leave? The match is about to start”, Mack said looking at his phone. “We will wait for you at the bar, is that ok with you?” 

“Yes, sure! Go ahead and grab a seat. I’ll be there as soon as possible”, Sebastian said.

Chris and Mack said their goodbyes to you, hugged you and thanked you for the day. They also took some photos with you without you even asking but you guessed it was so obvious that you wanted to. Once you were left alone with Sebastian you could feel your nervousness rising up again. 

“Important match?” You asked before taking a sip from the bottle Seb had offered you.

“Kind of”, he shrugged taking a seat. He also looked tired. “I’m not really into football to be honest but I think it’s the semi-final or something like that. I don’t know”, he laughed making you smile. 

You hung your camera around your neck again and turned to him just when he was drinking some water.

“And what are you into?” You asked. He looked up at you as a smirk appeared on his face, making a lump appear on your throat. He got up and walked towards you, stopping too close to you and looking down at you. Wow…he really was tall. 

“Many things”, he whispered placing the bottle next to yours. 

Looking into his eyes was like looking at the ocean, relaxing but hypnotising at the same time. You were certain he knew the effect he was having on your and he was really having fun. You wish you could return the play but you were too shocked. He smirked a bit more before stepping away, leaving you like a complete mess. 

“Let’s get this done so I can buy you a drink”, he said walking to stand in front of the blue wall. 

“W-what?” You mumbled not being sure if you had misheard him.

“You heard me, doll”, he smirked again.

Trying to get that out of your head and being sure he was just messing with you, you managed to put yourself together and started taking photos once again. The camera loved this guy. Every photo was great and it didn’t mind if he was smiling or just putting stupid faces. He always looked good. You were definitely going to save some of these for your own. 

“I think we’re done”, you said scrolling down those last photos. “What do you think?” You turned your head to find him just behind you. How did he manage to move so silently? He smiled down at you and stood next to you, dangerously close to you looking at the photos. He leaned down, supporting himself with one hand on the table as he scrolled down, your faces way too close, letting you feel his fragrance all around you. Which cologne did he use?

“They’re awesome”, he said after a few minutes. Without moving he looked at you. “You’re really talented”, he smiled. You looked at his eyes and then down at his smile before clearing your throat and looking back at the computer even when you weren’t really seeing anything. He chuckled by your side and took a step back, giving you some space. Gosh, he was so intense without even trying. 

“Are you up for that drink?” He asked while you turned off the laptop and started gathering everything to put it in your bag. 

“What?” You asked looking at him. “Were you serious about it?”

“Of course I was”, he smiled with a shrug. “I mean…I’m sure you had something better to do on a Saturday and you still came to do this, allowing me to meet you so…”

You chuckled as he said that and started cleaning the lenses once again before putting everything into the bag. 

“Sounds good” you finally told him. “But what about the match? Mack and Steve will be waiting for you”, you frowned.

“Don’t worry. They will be too focused on the match to notice I never actually appeared”, he said making you laugh again. “So?” He asked again with that characteristic smirk that was driving you insane. 

“I’d really love to but…” You sighed. You really wanted to go with him but somehow it felt like a bad idea. He was famous and you were just you. You really shouldn’t but it was so hard saying no. “I really have to take all this stuff to my apartment, I can’t carry them all around the city. And I’m really tired and I should start selecting the photos because I don’t know if you noticed but there are more than 1000 photos in there and-“ 

“Then we’re taking that to your apartment and we can have that drink there”, he shrugged. He really was persistent and not helpful. You looked at him biting your lip “C’mon…” 

Having him in your apartment was even a worse idea. That couldn’t happen as much as you wanted to. But what else could you say? It was obvious that he wasn’t going to give up so you just sighed and nodded.

“Let’s go somewhere but…can we stop first by my apartment?” You asked. 

He smiled widely and nodded taking your bag for you.You both walked out of the room carrying all your stuff. Luckily he didn’t seem to mind helping you to carry all the material. You had the laptop and the camera and he had the big bag with all the illumination stuff. When you both were in the elevator he put everything down before pressing the button. 

The silence between you two was suddenly awkward and you honestly just wanted to break it but didn’t know how. Every time you looked at him he was looking at you with those intense blue eyes, his fragrance was all over the place not letting you focus on anything. The tension was just crazy, it could be cut with a knife and you wouldn’t even need a big one. 

Finally the doors of the elevator opened so you two walk out and finally leave the building. As soon as you were out you took a deep breath, trying to calm your nerves but it didn’t work. 

“Are we taking a taxi?” You asked.

“I drove here”, he smiled at you. Of course he had… 

You didn’t have to walk much. He had parked his car in a parking nearby. You thought he would be driving a Jaguar or something like that but you were surprised when you saw a white Range Rover. It was your favourite car ever and you were actually saving money to get one. Of course your celebrity crush would have one. You couldn’t help but chuckle a little. 

“What?” He asked smiling down at you when he heard your laugh.

“Nothing. I love Range Rovers and I didn’t expect you to have one”, you shrugged and bit your lip. 

With a low laugh he unlocked the car and walked to the trunk. He opened it and put the illumination stuff in there. You gave him the laptop and the camera telling him to be careful and he put them in too. When he closed the trunk you were about to go to the passenger door but you were surprised when he grabbed your waist before you could even turn around. He pressed against the car and kissed you deeply, pressing his body against yours as you instinctively wrapped your arms around his neck, kissing him back. His tongue ran along your lip until you allowed him in so the kiss got even deeper.You were the first one to pull away since you really needed to get some air but he pressed his forehead against yours and chuckled which caused your smile. Opening your eyes the first thing you saw were his red lips forming a huge smile. Then you looked into his eyes biting your lip.

“Want to drive?” He whispered. 

Mystic Messenger - Bra situations

Okay this if funny idea I had of
“MC putting her Bra into her S/O bag without them knowing and then them discovering it….oh BOI

Jaehee:

OH MY GOD. POOR WOMEN. YOU ARE SO EVIL.

Jaehee was so busy sorting out Mr Hans Catsitting plans she didn’t even have the time to fully prepair for her presentation.
She reached in for her papers and a yellow material brushed her finger. Confused she frowned and picked it up.
IT WAS HER GIRLFRIEND MC’s BRA.
Jaehee’s eyes went wide.
CARTOON WIDE!
She swallowed and got out her phone dialing “MC” (who she already had on speed dial.)
You picked up, expecting her call.
“Hello…um…d-did you? Excuse me.” Jaehee stuttered regaining herself as she took the phone away from her ear for a second.
“MC did you put your bra in my bag.” She said clearly.
You couldn’t help but laugh on the other end.
“Did I? Sorry sweetie…it isn’t a problem is it?” You asked innocently.
“No…no it’s fine. Just as long as I can get my presentation done.” Jaehee smiled as she bought out her presentation…and the bra…
“Ah!” She yelped as it came out too.
Jaehee picked up the stapled papers that had fallen on the floor…but again…your bra came too.
“I don’t understand…” Jaehee said outloud. You were biting your tounge the other end. Trying to hold back your laughter.
Jaehee finally sussed it out and gave a loud sigh down the phone.
“MC did you stick your bra to my presentation.” Jaehee said seriously.
THAT WAS IT. YOU LOST IT!
You burst out laughing on the phone! You were so evil!
“MC…” Jaehee sighed a small smile at hearing your laughter.
“Who’s brilliant idea was that.” She said sarcastically.
“Mine and Sevens-” you burst out laughing again.
“Halirious.” You herd her say sarcastically with a smile.
“Ah…it’s okay Jaehee, you can just pull it and it will come off.” You reassured her.
Jaehee rolled her eyes and kept the phone on her ear and shoulder as with both hands she held the bra and papers trying to pull them a part.
You subconsciously snorted of laughter as you herd her ragged breathing still trying to pull them apart.
“MC shutup.” She said playfully as you bit your lip on the other end.
Jaehee pulled again but did not suceed. Her smiles turned into worry as she pulled and pulled.
“I-I can’t get it off!” Jaehee panicked down the phone.
“What? It’s just glue? It should come off easily?” You said confused as you got more serious, worried for her.
“It’s not! It’s not coming off!” Jaehee panicked arms stretched pulling as hard as she could! without ripping the paper.

SHE HOPED TO GOD NO ONE WOULD WALK IN.

“I can’t! It won’t come off!” Jaehee gasped.
“Why not! It was only PVA glue! Not even sticky glue!?” You panicked for her.
Jaehee frowned and looked closely at the Attachment.
“MC you have got to be fucking kidding me!” Jaehee gasped.
“What!? Why whats the problem!” You sat up really concerned.
“You stapled it!” Jaehee said as loud as her voice could reach without being overheard.
You froze down the other end.
“…-”
“-No? What! I didn’t staple it! I just glued it? Who…-”
SEVEN WAS FUCKING DEAD.
“-Seven! Omg no!” You gasped down the phone.
“What do I do MC! The presentation is in 5 MINUTES!” She wailed.
You both had silence as you thought really hard.
“Can I cut it?” Jaehee said suddenly.
“Girl that’s Victoria secret! Do you have to!” You whined at her. You really loved that bra. It was her favourite colour as well.
“It won’t be a fucking secret if I can’t get it off!” Jaehee retorted back. Earning an unhelpful laughing fit from you.
“Oh sod you.” She laughed subconsciously down the phone.
After you finished laughing you had an idea.
“Jaehee?” You said quickly.
“Yes!?” She replied pulling at the papers again.
“You know that scarf I bought you for your birthday!” You exclaimed.
“Yes!?” Jaehee said eyeing her bag on the floor with the scarf half out.
“Could you wear it? And hide the bra underneath? That scarf is pretty thick and wide and even long!” You suggested.
“I don’t know!” Jaehee said getting on the floor grabbing the scarf quickly.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
Jaehee’s froze.
“Ms Kang the clients are waiting for you now. Your due to meet them.” Jumins voice called out behind the door.

THANK GOD HE DID NOT COME IN.

“Shit! I have to go! Ah fuck!” Jaehee swore dropping the phone. You herd her cursing and papers rummaging in the background.
“Good luck!” You called down the phone before hanging up for her.

~2 hours later~

Jaehee called, you picked up quickly.
“MC.” She said her voice was tired and stressed.
“That was THE most embarrassing thing. I have EVER DONE.” Jaehee said down the phone.
“I’m so proud of you.” You laughed hysterically down the phone.

Ahhhhhh that was a fun one haha!


Yoousung:

Oh NO.
NO NO NO
BLESS THIS INNOCENT CHILD!

He’s sitting in the library and he goes to take out his game console. He picks up his console quickly in a rush to get on his game…when he realises what comes up too! As the material goes flying and lands onto the library beanbag…
HIS EYES OMFG
Yoousungs eyes go so wide!
LIKE CARTOON WIDE AGAIN!
Is that?! He’s so scared! A BRA! The light green bra is just laying there on a beanbag!
THAT WAS MCs BRA!
he FREAKS TF OUT! And superman dives onto the beanbag and stuffs it back into his own bag.
Did anyone see!? He quickly looks around the quiet library. No one saw! Thank god!
But Yoousung has a HUGE TOMATO PINK BLUSH ON HIS LITTLE CHEEKS.
ALL DAY!
AWHHHHHH!

And the worst part was…he couldn’t help but looking at it! In class! He just couldn’t stop thinking about it! And he kept opening his bag to see it!
Ah HE HAD MC’S BRA! HAHA
Sometime he would open it and smile!

….OMFG…NO HE HAD MC’s BRA!
Other times he would open it and he would cry!

All in all it was a very emotional day.

YOOSUNG WENT STRAIGHT TO YOURS AFERWARDS…you weren’t home so he let himself in and hung your bra up all neatly on your hanger!

WE DO NOT DESERVE HIM. NOPE TOO PURE.


Jumin:

Hahahahahahaha….damn. Jumin.

He’s rummaging through his bag for some work files when he notices something purple and lacy at the bottom of his bag.
He assumes it’s a toy of Elizabeth’s but realises when he pulls it out…it is a matter of facts his girlfriend MC’s bra…
He calmly holds the underwear in his hand and sighs with a small little smirk on his delicate lips ;-)

*internal screaming*

Jumin holds it in his grasp and he can’t help but bring it up to his nose to smell your scent. This gains a bigger smirk from him, which turns into a smile.
Jumin reaches into his pocket and gets out his phone and dials his assistant.
“Assistant Kang.” Jumin beings when the phones connect.

NO JUMIN. NO NOT POOR JAHEE.

“Yes. Mr Han?” Jaehee responded.
“Please come up to my office.” Jumin said putting the phone down on Jaehee.

Jaehee finally arrives coffee in hand, and a warming smile behind gritted teeth and tired eyes.
“Yes Mr Han.” She repeats closing the door behind her.
“MC has seemed to have left one of her valuables with me, can you please return it to her.”

Jaehee nearly jokes on her coffee!
“E-Excuse me! I didn’t know you’d have her bra Mr Han!” Jaehee exclaims face becoming more flustered.
“Please return it to her.” Jumin replied holding the Bra out for Jaehee to collect.
“Oh god your serious aren’t you?” Jahee exasperated under her breath while trying to avert her eyes.
“When am I not. Please return this to her.” Jumin repeated trying to hold back the guilty pleasure on his mind. But he kept a serious composed face.
Jaehee reluctantly took it. And stuffed it into her bag, face as red as a Tomato.
She delivered it to you herself later.
BLESS YOU WOMEN.

When Jumin finally returned from work you were calmly on the bed on your phone.
He didn’t call your name when he came in he just came straight into the bedroom.

Yes.

“MC? Did Jaehee return your possession?” Jumin said sitting on the bed back to you…trying not to smile. As he undid his cuffs.
“Oh yes. She did thank you.” You said casually trying to hold back the devilish smirk on your lips.

“How did such a possession appear in my bag.” Jumin asked after a while of silence.
“Oh I put it there.” You replied as simply as if you were talking about borrowing a pen.
“Oh…I see.” Jumin said turning to face you.
You were both still hiding your smiles with serious faces.
“Did you like the possession I gave you?” You said continuing to scroll on your phone.
Jumin bought his hand up and took your phone from your hands. Before you could react he smashed his lips into yours.

HELP

“It was a very nice surprise.” He said breaking away and then kissing you on your forehead. You both smirked as he went to feed Elizabeth 3rd.

Yes…u can take that how you wish ;-)

Zen:

Haha! MC U IN TROUBLE NOW!

Zen was just finishing up a meeting with his director before heading over for a meet and greet with his fans.

It was when he went to get out his script he noticed a white lacy bra. Your white lacy bra.
HOLD THE BEAST OMFG ZEN!
He stared at it in his disbelief while biting his lip.
He knew straight away this was one of MC’s jokes at him, to tease him at work. But he felt proud. He was proud to show he had your possession.
And he wanted to SHOW IT.

He picked it up and then placed it back in the bag, BUT HE LET THE BRA STRAP HANG OUT OF THE BAG!!!

ZEN BABY WHYYYYY? T_T

He met his fans and he took pictures and answered interviews. But people DID NOTICE.
Girls were whispering
“OMG, is that a bra?”
“Did one of the fan girls throw it at him?”
“No way! Because he wouldn’t have it in his bag!”
“Is that his girlfriends bra!?”
“OMG ITS HIS GIRLFRIENDS BRA!”

Of course Zen was so focused on camera flashing he didn’t notice the rumours that much. And the odd rumour gave him a thrill.

The meet and greet finally ended and zen happily got dropped off back home.
He was so excited to see you, his love.

He entered and he put his bag down before wondering into your bedroom.
“MC? Are you home princess?” Zen called with a smile the object in hand.
You were in the bathroom but you came out lazily in his big tshirt.
Zens mind began to wonder…
Was she wearing a bra at all!?
NO CONTROL THE BEAST.
“What have you got there?” You smiled up at him innocently.
“Well someone placed a bra in my bag this morning.” Zen smiled holding the white material up.
“Ohhhhh did they now? Must have been a pretty eager fan.” You giggled knowing it was yours anyway.
“Very eager.” He said taking you by the arms and giving your a passionate kiss as he smiled on your lips.
Meanwhile he held the bra up in his hands above you like mistletoe as you kissed.

IT SHOULD BE A NEW TRADITION OMFG…SOMEONE HIRE ADMIN/ME!

Zen smelt of cologne.

Ahhhhhhhh

“Zen? Can we just chill on the sofa today? Snuggle up with a movie of yours and have a lazy night?” You asked yawning as you put your hand over your mouth.
“Sounds perfect.” He smiled.

After pondering around you both sat down on your comfy sofa and snuggled into each other as he turned on the Tv and the news automatically switched on.

“And on later news Star Actor Hyun Ryu commonly known as Zen. Was seen carrying a certain possession of his presumed girlfriends.”
A picture of Zens bag and half your bra falling out was put on screen.

OH BOI.

You shot an angry look at Zen. His face just read. GUILT.

“The material was seen flying around at Zens meet and greet today. Here is what his fans said on the Matt-

You turned the Tv off.

“ZEN!!!!!!!” You shouted at the man beside you.

“MC I can explain!” Zen jumped up

OH BOI THAT BOY WAS IN DEEP DO DO.

Let’s just say he was in the doghouse…and slept on the sofa that night.

Saeran:

WOAH WOAH WOAH. SAERAN BOI. I AM SO MEAN.

Saeran and his brother didn’t work so there was no bag to put the bra in. So instead when Saeran was sleeping you placed it CAREFULLY in his hand.

HE WAS A HEAVY SLEEPER.

The next morning Saeran woke after a good sleep and he went to rub his eyes. But when his hand had reached his face he realised he had something in his hand. And something was CUPPING his face.

OMFG HE FLIPPED.
HE FLINCHED AND THREW IT!
And it landed on the end of his bed.
He just stared at it for a few minutes…blinking and confused. This was not how he wanted to wake up!

He frowned and picked it up. It smelt like MC’s perfume. Ugh.
How the hell had it ended up in his bed!
They hadn’t? NO. NO WAY.

Saeran angry and confused picked up the bra, walked out of his room and knocked on your door with his fist.
“MC!?” He called tiredly.
“Uh huh, Come in.” You replied sweetly already up and dressed.
Saeran stepped in a closed the door.
“Where’s seven?” He gulped not planning out the conversation first.
“Gone to the shops?” You replied.
“Oh…right.” He said shuffling his feet.
“…Couldn’t you just have phoned him yourself?” You half laughed confused at the boy.
“That’s not why I came in.” Saeran sighed rolling his eyes and walking up to you.
“W-What. What was this! Doing in my bed!” He finally snapped holding up the pink bra.
You started to laugh and had to put your hand over your mouth. He was so serious.
He frowned, intimidated by your laughter.
You finally calmed down and replied.
“I thought it might be a nice surprise to wake up too.” You smiled up innocently.
“Oh…So…we didn’t?” Saeran began before you burst out laughing again.
“No! No! Saeran we didn’t! It was a joke!” You snorted laughter taking over. But then you saw his hurt face and you coughed to reply to him more seriously.
“Sorry I didn’t know it would scare you so much, I wouldn’t have done it if I knew it would be like this.” you sympathised feeling bad.
“It’s okay…well at least we didn’t do…anything” Saeran coughed running his hands through his fringe awkwardly.
“You didn’t touch me at all.” You reassured him smiling as you contained your laughter.
“Um..good.” He nodded awkwardly standing there…
…until he nodded again and begun to walk out.
“But that doesn’t mean someone else didn’t.” You replied smirking.
He froze at the door.
“W-What!?…you mean?…Y-You and Saeyoung!” He freaked out turning back to face you.
“You wouldn’t know though.Your a REALLY heavy sleeper.” You whispered with your hand.
He immediately slammed the door on you and you burst out laughing again.
As he shook his head back and forth as he walked downstairs. Many MANY disturbing thoughts and unpleasant imagery of his brother and you in his mind.

IM SORRY BAE.

Saeyoung/Seven
(will probably use both names in this.)

THE BEST FOR LAST. I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH!

Again he didn’t work either. He just did the odd job on coding for a bit of extra money.
You hadn’t fed seven breakfast that morning so he would be hungry. So you waited patiently behind the sofa as you waited for his appetite. It came and he got up and wondered into the kitchen.

You ran to his desk and took off your bra through your t-shirt

(I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HOW TO DO THAT TRICK)

You planned to show the trick to seven later ;-)
And you put it on his computer screen.
You quickly dashed into your bedroom and waited…and waited..
No sign of him.

Until you herd music in the corridor you were confused until suddenly it got louder AND YOUR DOOR SLAMMED OPEN WITH SEVEN!

“IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT” He threw his t-shirt off and screamed! He had the bra on underneath and he started to dance and jerk his hips up and down.
You fucking lost it! And you couldn’t stop laughing!
“Babe!” You laughed at him as he danced even more to it.
Well as a wise man once said
If you can’t beat em, JOIN EM!

SO YOU THREW OFF YOUR TSHIRT AND STARTED DANCING IN YOUR BRA WITH SEVEN!
The song played and you both sang!

You: Girl look at that body!~
Saeyoung: Girl look at that body!~
You: Girl look at that body!~
Saeyoung: I work out~
*kisses his imaginary muscles*
You: Girl look at that body!~
Saeyoung: Girl look at that body!~
You: Girl look at that body!~

You both burst out laughing and continued dancing THE WHOLE SONG! Shaking your hips! Throwing up your arms! Twerking! Jumping on the bed. Both of you dancing like teenagers!

What you didn’t know however was Saeran had passed by the door…
And backed up and stood there eyes wide! As he witnessed his brother and you both twerking and dancing on top of the bed in your bra’s.
He closed his eyes shook his head and quickly walked away.

HE WAS NOT GOING TO SLEEP WELL TONIGHT. BLESS THIS BABY.

The song finally ended and you were both a bundle of laughs as Seven rugby tackled you onto the bed and you ended up having a tickling fight in your underwear! Until he accidentally kneed you in the boob…
Let’s just say you won that tickle fight…

You finished off your giggles and both laid on the bed out of breath and both in your bra’s.
“You never cease to amaze me Saeyoung.” You giggled turning around to poke his boobless bra.
“Hey!” He laughed putting his hand up to poke YOURS… until he remembered his mistake in the tickle fight before and saved himself by moving his hand to poke your cheek instead.

GOOD SAVE.

You both laughed.
“Seven?” You asked turning to face him more.
“Yes oh bra one?” Seven replied mischievously.
You smiled and ignored the name.
“I put the bra on the computer screen about half an hour ago? Why did it take you so long to come in here and perform your…whatever that was!” You laughed again.
“Err well…bra’s are a bitch to put on.” He whispered into your ear, loudly.
You laughed loudly and nodded.
“Yeah they really are!” You whispered back louder into his ear as you both started giggling like teenagers on the bed.
“Seven!” You whispered into his again.
“Yeah!” He whispered back into your ear laughing.
“Would you like me to teach you how to put on a bra?” You whispered into his ear poking his bra again.
“Fuck that! I wanna know how to get bra’s off!” He said loudly into your ear. You burst out laughing!
“Seven!” You laughed as your reached your hand behind you. You smiled and leant your face close to his. He thought he was getting kissed but instead he got a pillow! You hit him round the face with the pillow behind you.
“Owww! haha!” Saeyoung laughed rubbing his face as you collapsed into his chest in laughter on the bed. Having a giggling fit.
“I guess I deserved that.” He laughed putting his arms round you and holding you tighter
“Yeah you did.” You smiled giggling into his warm bra chest. You felt your ear touch his cold cross necklace but you didn’t care.
“Oi!” He said ruffling your hair as you laughed into him more.
You laid like that for a while. With a smile plastered on both of your happy faces.
“MC?” Seven said breaking the silence as he rubbed your bare back.
“Mmm?” You responded on his chest.
“Do you have any more bra’s?” Saeyoung asked.
“Why?…yes I do.” You laughed sitting up confused.
“Good.” He smiled springing up and opening your wardrobe.
You turned your head on the side confused. You couldn’t see what he was doing as he had your back to you and you yawned as you waited.
Until he turned around and on his eyes was your other bra.
“Saeyoung omg!” You burst out laughing again!
“ET PHONE HOME!” He acted out acting like an alien.
“Oh ET I will help you! But where is your home!?” You played along.
“My home is right here.” He smiled leaning across the bed to kiss you delicately on the lips.
“Well you haven’t been paying fucking rent!” You retorted back making him laugh.
“What do you think I’m running here a bloody hotel!?” You continued as he cheekily kissed you again.
But you were pretty sure he kissed you to mostly shut you up…which you were okay with.
“Is there a hotel in space? Or a venue?” You asked when he pulled away.
“I think so why do you ask human?” Seven laughed propping up his nerdy striped glasses.
“Because there’s this alien I want to marry in a space station.” You giggled putting your arms around him and kissing him passionately.
“You want to marry ET!?” Saeyoung gasped out of the kiss.
You hit him on the head playfully.
“At least he might pay fucking rent.” You laughed causing you both to have another laughing fit!

Suddenly Sevens phone rang and you frowned as you kissed him one more time on the lips before he got up.
“Vanderwood? Yes! Yes! I’m doing it right now! …what do you mean I’m not! You can’t see me! Webcam? Fuck! I mean! I’m just getting a drink! No I’m not with MC why would you think that!?” Saeyoung lied down the phone.
You started giggling at his lies as you wrapped your arms around his waist.
“Giggling? No that’s not her! That’s my brother! He dropped the soda! He does not sound like a girl!” Seven exclaimed.
You giggled louder subconsciously and he was trying not to laugh too.
“I am not with MC! …fine I am with MC! Can’t a man have a social life!?” Seven wailed down the phone as you kissed his bare chest.
“Alright miss MUM! I’m coming I’m coming!” Seven groaned down the phone. He put the phone on the bed and turned to you.
“I have to go I’m sorry babe.” Seven sighed kissing your cheek.
“I know, good luck with work.” You kissed him putting your hand on his bare ribs as he flinched.
“Here’s your t-tshirt!” You reminded him picking it up from the floor.
“Ah! Yes thank you!” He laughed kissing you on the lips.
“I CAN STILL FUCKING HEAR THE LINE SEVEN! END THE CALL! AND COME HERE!” Vanderwood screamed down the phone.
You both blushed and you started laughing again.
Seven reluctantly picked up the phone, he went to speak again but decided not to loose anymore pride and hung up.
He put on his t-shirt and kissed you one more time before going down stairs.

He finally arrived at his computer and skyped Vanderwood.
“So the code we have been looking for is…hold on it’s here-
"Saeyoung when did you have a sex change!?” Vanderwood frowned on the other side of the screen.
“Huh? What do you mean you nutter!?” Seven laughed shaking his head. He was confused.
Suddenly he felt a hand on his shoulder and saw his brother in the screen.
“What is it brother, im a bit busy at the moment Saeran, ask MC if you need something.” Seven began to his younger brother.
“Saeyoung…you still have MC’s fucking bra on.” Saeran said outloud, patting him on the back before walking away…to deal with Vanderwood…

As Saeran and you high fived in the hallway in a fit of laughter.

YAY IVE DONE! THAT SO FUN! I hope you enjoyed! I hope someone fucking sees this it took me ALL DAY to write! But it was super fun! And hope you found it funny as well! I hope to do more in the future!
Byeeeeeee from admin Megan!

One Wild Ride

It only took, like, a month. Whoops. Still not 100% satisfied with this chapter but there is a little easter egg in it that I am satisfied with so try to find that (cookies if you do) <3

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#BringUsHOME was trending on Twitter after the last issue was published, giving me flashbacks to four years ago, a veritable feat considering I tried to block out most of experiences from back then.

Even more impressive was the interaction between The Marauders and Evans that spawned on Twitter as a result of the fanfare. While they have been known to tweet each other in the past, this was perhaps the longest conversation in any sort of public forum between them. It all started when Evans merely quipped ‘Wow, that #BringUsHOME hashtag is really stirring up some memories!’ and then things just snowballed out of control from there when Potter replied with a cryptic, ‘Oh God. No,’ and about a dozen different emojis.

Yes, this included the double heart, and yes, I’m 83% sure that on certain corners of the internet, fan girls were ‘unable to even’ as a result of this.

(Screenshots of the conversation can be found on page 17.)

But now let’s get down to the real things. The real reason why #BringUsHOME is trending once more.

If one were to ask any hardcore Marauder fan (or any Marauder fan, let’s be honest) who Lily Evans was four years ago, they would either scream, get very angry, or a combination of them both.

Although Evans’ first album had already been released for quite some time- and included some fairly well known chart climbers- she still had a relatively small following, at least when compared to The Marauders.

Considering one was a boy band comprised of four good looking boys who sung pop/ rock and the other was a lone redhead living and breathing indie, I can sort of form some conclusions as to why.

Keep reading

#4 You are famous: Rumors

You can find the others here

Harry: Harry Styles and (Y/N)? Could Styles have moved on from models?”

With the rumors sparkling a few months ago, when the duo was seeing getting rather friendly in the Brits after-party, the couple has stroked again.

Earlier in the week, (Y/L/N) and Styles were seeing out for coffee. The pair was laughing and seemed to be having a great time, departing from the small coffee shop in different cars hours later.

Styles is said to have a record with dating, only choosing models to be his beau. So what does the actress have that could make Harry change his direction?

(Y/N) (Y/L/N) is an Oscar winning actress for starters, but she is much more. She is humble, funny, kind and caring. Not to say that she is gorgeous. (Y/N) is known between directors and cast fellows to be the nicest person to work with, always winning everyone’s heart and friendship.

‘She is one of the most talented girl I’ve ever worked with.’ Said Meryl Streep in an interview with Ellen.

It’s no surprise that Harry fell for her charms.

She might not be the tall, super skinny, blonde type of girl that Harry normally goes for, but she is definitely a good change.

An insider tell us that Harry seems really happy lately and (Y/N) is definitely the cause of this happiness. ‘They really hit it off on the Brits’ he told us. ‘It didn’t take too long for them to be texting every day and talking on facetime. Both were running on this crazy schedule, but they made time for each other.’ He proceed. ‘They wanted to wait until they were on the same place before taking the next step.’.

We know that (Y/N) is set to stay in LA for at least another week before returning to the shooting of her next movie and while we are not so sure about how long is Styles staying in the city, we sure hope that it’s enough time for them to become a real couple.

If they haven’t already! Their latest pics made it seem like they were on a date, don’t you think?

The fans, like usual, expressed their thought on social media and we were glad to see the most of them were happy:

@Haroldsgirl: I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY ARE TOGETHER! THIS IS LIKE A DREAM OMFG #shipname

@Liallbutno: She’s makes me believe that I have a chance with Harry!

However, for every two nice tweets, we found one bad:

@Larry4life: You guys have to stop believing in these rumors. She’s just another attempt of covering Larry up.

What do you think about them? Tweet us with your reaction to the newest couple!

We totally ship it!

 @YourUser: Did you know that they have trailers before the movie on a drive in? I didn’t. #FunnyFace #DateNight

Niall: “From youtube to being friends with the hottest boyband of the moment. Meet Niall Horan’s new love.”

The first thing you need to know about (Y/N) (Y/L/N) is that she deserves everything she has accomplished so far. Starting her youtube channel with only sixteen years old, (Y/N) has come a long way from where she started; now being more of a brand than a youtuber.

With her weekly videos, (Y/N) has over 5 million subscribers and more than 200 videos on her channel. The rising celebrity started with reviews of books and movies, adding tutorials and do it yourself videos over the years. Now, she doesn’t stick with only youtube anymore, being called to interview other celebrities and host red carpets.

Despite this all, (Y/N) had never hit a cover of a gossip magazine; she was known, but not that known that people would want to know about her life. That was until last week.

If staying under the radar and not causing any fuss around the world was (Y/N)’s idea, then she should have chosen her friends better.

Niall Horan is one of the four members of the hottest boyband out there, One Direction. Everyone knows who they are now a days.

What is said around the fandom is that Niall is the chilliest guy out of the four, the last time he was the center of a gossip being when he was photographed with his rumored ex-girlfriend Melissa. Either way, Niall is never one to cause much drama among the fans.

‘He is enjoying life and staying on his lane.’ Said one fan on Twitter.

However, it seems that the One Direction fandom can never catch a break and this time the fault falls only and exclusively on Niall.

(Y/N) was seen leaving their concert a week ago, Niall hot on her trail as the pair climbed on his car and drove away. To where they went? We don’t know, but (Y/N)’s Instagram posts hinted at Nando’s.

Classic.

A week after the start of the rumor, things seemed to have calmed down and the fans were accepting that maybe they were only friends. Well, they wish.

The pair stroked again, this time in a more couple-like occasion.

Niall took (Y/N) to have cooking classes with no one else than Jamie Oliver. We died at little when we found out about this, I know you did it too.

You already have Niall and now you have private classes with Jamie Oliver? That’s what we called being lucky.

Now all we are left to do is wait and see how things turn out. We can only hope that spotlight shy, (Y/N) (Y/L/N), has everything that she needs to handle being friends, or even girlfriend, with Niall Horan.

Tell us what you think of #shipname! Tweet us your reactions and we will retweet the best ones, maybe Niall will see it and clear this rumor up!

See you!

@YourUser: How sick is this? Cooking lessons with @Jamieoliver and @Niallhoran 


Louis: “Could Louis Tomlinson be the next victim of (Y/N) (Y/L/N)’s songs?”

It’s no secret for us that singer (Y/L) (Y/L/N) likes to write songs that are some what relatable to her life, most singers are like this. And while we don’t want to see her heart broken over anyone and we wish the new couple a happy relationship, we do wonder how good the song would be?

I mean, Louis Tomlinson has proven himself a heartbreaker, after being spotted kissing a girl in the hotel pool just weeks after breaking off with his long-term girlfriend, Eleanor Calder. Imagine if he broke (Y/N)’s heart, we would have a juicy story to tell and a new jam to dance to, maybe even a CD.

‘He likes to pretend he is a bad guy, smoking and drinking while singing…’ I think these would be great lyrics.

But enough with the end, especially when sources are not entirely sure there was a start.

The duo was spotted for the first time more than a month ago, leaving a club together and heading to the same hotel. What went down on the hotel room, we don’t know, but we can get an idea from looking at those photos of Louis getting out of the hotel with a hickey, he failed at cover, showing on his neck.

One encounter was all the it took for both hatter and shippers to appear. However, for those who thought they would engage a relationship right way, things got disappointing.

Fear not, I say, as your ship has sailed once more.

The pair was spotted together, walking through the streets of London, looking rather cozy as they laughed and smiled to each other. They were looking pretty adorable, if I do say so myself.

And just when the fans thought the spotting had been a one-time thing once more, the possible couple was seeing once more together, this time in what it seemed to be a date. I mean, paddling, holding hands and piggy rides? For me, that screams date in every possible form.

I guess we will have to wait until for more news. Hopefully, the two of them won’t stop seeing each other again and if they do, we can only hope we get a song about it.

For now, tell us what you think about this new couple! It’s a yay or a nay?

@YourUser: Don’t let the sun fool you, the water was as cold as it can be. Guess I will have to add ‘Paddling’ at the list of things I can’t do #AmazingDay


Liam: “Liam Payne showing us a side never seen before, singer was seeing rather cozy with writer (Y/N)”

If you thought Liam Payne was going to stay at home moping his last breakup, you thought it wrong.

It’s common knowledge that Liam Payne is a fan of (Y/N) (Y/L/N)’s book. Last month, Liam was spotted at the premiere of the book’s movie, tweeting about later and even mentioning how happy he was he got to me the writer.

Nevertheless, (Y/N) seemed just as happy as him, tweeting him back and a few days later, talking about how she had their latest cd on loop.

Talk about cute.

The new didn’t stop there, however. The speculations that they were a couple only got stronger when the duo was spotted at a coffee shop, laughing and looking like they were having the time of their lives.

“They laughed through the whole time they were there. Liam seemed pretty happy and (Y/N) couldn’t keep the smile off her face. They spent their time talking about books and making jokes. They looked pretty content with one another.” Said a source.

And while a date on coffee shop is suspicious, is not a proof of anything. Two dates in a week, however, might just be.

Following the simple-yet-cute style they both have, which seems to be their second date could not be another place if not on a bookstore. Of course, Liam took a safe choice, considering we think he was the one to choose the place as he got there first, seeing as (Y/N)’s Instagram feed is filled with bookstore pictures, but the intention is what it counts.

The date, however, didn’t last as nearly as it did the first one, but they seemed to have plenty of fun despite this.

“They laughed a lot and there was a lot of touching each other’s arm and in a flirty way. It was definitely a date.” Said a costumer who happened to be there at the same time as the new couple.

Either they are or not dating we don’t know, but it sure looks like it.

The 1D fandom seems to approve her, which is a good sign and might be the green light Liam is waiting before making the next step.

Besides their love for books and movies, they both share a love for Batman and other superheroes. The likes and dislikes are not the only thing they have in common, though. The puppy eyes and adorable expressions in photos and interviews is another thing they share.

So far, they seem perfect for each other.

While we wait for news, tweet us about what you think of the couple. Do you think that in a few years (Y/N) might write a romance book based on them? Wouldn’t that be cute? We can only dream!!

 

UPDATE: Did you know (Y/N) has written a 1D fanfiction before? Click here to know the details.

@YourUser: Love me some books :)


Masterlist

*I was going to do 2 nice rumors and 2 nasty ones, but in the end all of them came out nice sigh. I know it’s been a while since I updated this series, but honestly this had been on my drafts for song long and I don’t know why I never finished. Anyway hope you liked it :)

anonymous asked:

yoo how would everyone react to MC actually kinda wanting to die (like the bomb situation, etc. doesn't faze her bcus she really doesn't care whether she lives or dies) or wanting to be treated poorly //grins enjoy this angst fam enjoy this angst

//okay im sorry it’s mainly dialogue? But i can’t think of many specific actions, but i can imagine what they’re saying. Tbh, i relate to this so much? Like i thought about this in Seven’s route because the options are always like “yes, im scared” but im not scared at all, like it’s chill if it blows up idc. also, i’m sorry if it takes a while to upload some more requests, because y’all are sending in some great requests, and I plan to do them all, but tomorrows thanksgiving and i’m still trying to get a hold of V, so i apologize if they take a while or I just skip V. I usually don’t post anything unless I have all of the characters done, and V’s always the last one, so I might just post and then add him in when I have the time//

bold is rfa, you’re normal text

Yoosung:

  • he’s so scared
  • he can’t even imagine what you were going through, how anxious you must be? there was a bomb in your apartment, and there was a big chance that it would go off if Seven didn’t get it under control. he’s angry and upset and worried, and he feels helpless against this situation
  • so he picks up his phone to call you
  • “MC, we have to get you out of there! It can’t be safe, I don’t want you hurt!”
  • “Yoosung, it’s okay. I don’t mind. It’s all chill here”
  • “No, it isn’t okay! are you feeling alright?”
  • “Yoosung, I’m fine.”
  • “You just said that you didn’t mind that there was a bomb in your apartment!”
  • “Listen, yoosung, im gonna tell you something that you probably won’t like, but i don’t mind the danger. I don’t really care what happens to me.”
  • “What do you mean you don’t care?”
  • you’re just silent because you don’t really know how to respond. it was just that simple; you don’t think it matters whether you live or die
  • now he’s even more upset, and his cracked voice just responds so vulnerably, “Don’t you care about me? Don’t you care about how I feel about you?”
  • “Yoosung, of course i care about you-”
  • “Don’t you care that i love you!?”
  • crickets
  • “I love you, and when ever something happens to you, it hurts me, too! If you were to die… I don’t know what I’d do with myself…”
  • “Please, don’t say that…”
  • “Would you care if I said that i’d kill myself if you died?”
  • “you wouldnt!”
  • “I would! Just, please… don’t say that you don’t care… care because of me, care about yourself because I care about you”

Zen:

  • he isn’t thinking straight at all
  • he demanded for your address because he was so nervous and didn’t want anything to happen to you
  • races over and after he sees unknown leave, he pulls you into his arms and gives you a hug
  • “Zen, you didn’t have to come, I’d have been fine”
  • “Mc, are you kidding? That guy literally would have taken you with him, and you wouldn’t have been fine. God, I wouldn’t have even been fine…”
  • “I mean I guess, but my point is that you didn’t need to rush yourself, because it doesn’t really matter that much”
  • “your safety doesn’t matter that much? your life doesn’t matter that much? Mc, are you okay?”
  • he gets really worried and looks at you with wide eyes like you just killed his dog, putting his hand against your forehead
  • “Did he drug you? brainwash you?”
  • “No, Zen, listen, just forget it, i’m fine.”
  • “No, what is wrong with you? you could have died”
  • “my point is that i don’t care if i died!”
  • “are you stupid? even if you don’t care, I care! Don’t you see how much I care about you?”
  • “I mean, i get that you care about me, it’s just that I don’t, really…”
  • and you don’t even seem to be pitying yourself, just casually stating, and he still looks really surprised, so you continue
  • “I mean, i’m not depressed, i just think i’m content with my life and what i have. i haven’t got much to hold on to. I’ve got my fill”
  • “Then what am i to you, huh? do i mean nothing?”
  • and you just don’t know what to say, because no, he might be the thing that keeps you here, and maybe you haven’t had your fill just yet. he doesn’t mean nothing, he’s the most you’ve had in years
  • you can’t help the tears brimming behind your eyes, because you didn’t mean that at all, and maybe you aren’t always okay like you’ve convinced yourself you are
  • you wrap your arms tightly around his back and shaking your head against his chest, muttering, “no, no… that… i’m so, so sorry… I love you more than anything i’ve ever had”
  • he hugs you back and decides that he’ll help you love to live and be on your own two feet, because it can be painful when you lose things, but it’s so wonderful when you really see it, and that’s what makes you human

Jaehee: (Note// i haven’t actually played jaehee’s route, i haven’t actually been playing for at least two weeks, but i still love her sm, so idk if the bomb in the apartment is involved here but?? im just making a phone call how i did with yoosung)

  • okay so bomb’s in the apartment! she’s really upset and actually getting kind of impatient towards Seven because he’s taking so long and she just wants to ensure your safety
  • she calls you, too.
  • “Oh, MC, how are you doing? I’m sure you must be nervous, but just hang in there and have faith, because Seven will do what it takes to protect you”
  • “No, no, I’m fine Jaehee. I’m calm, actually.”
  • “Oh? Well, okay… I know I’d be if I were in your shoes.”
  • she doesn’t really badger you about it, but something about it keeps bugging her, so after you guys are safe and together, she asks you about it
  • “MC, may I ask why you brushed off being in serious danger earlier?”
  • “hmm, well, i suppose it just doesn’t really matter to me, you know? like i’m okay either way, danger or not. i just don’t really mind it.”
  • “To me, it sounds a little like you don’t really want to live?” she asks really nervously, like she’s going to make you angry.
  • “Not necessarily, I don’t have a want to die, but I don’t have such a strong hold on life that makes me want to do anything not to lose it, you know? I swear that I’m okay, really.”
  • She’s kind of sad about that, and wants you to hold on to her, because she knows that she’s holding on to you
  • she’s a little reserved for the next few days, and you start to worry about her, because where’s my Jaehee?
  • “Jaehee, are you feeling okay? You can tell me anything, even if it’s about me. Especially if it’s about me. I don’t mind, I just want you to be happy.”
  • she’s very uncertain, but she tells you that she’s been thinking about what you said, and how it makes her feel that she isn’t making you happy.
  • “No, babe… You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me, you are the thing that makes me most happy. I mean, i know i said that i wasn’t depressed, and i don’t think that i am, but you’re the only thing that has meaning to me in this life.”
  • She almost cries at your words and you guys hug and aw aw aw so cute snuggles for the rest of the night 

Jumin:

  • So he’s feeling really bad because he knows that how he’s treating you isn’t good, and you deserve someone who can have total control of their desires, and even though he tries, he can’t do it
  • “im so sorry, mc, i hate that im so inhumane to you… I don’t want to hurt you, but i don’t want you leaving me… please don’t leave…”
  • “jumin, i don’t mind. I kind of like it, actually…”
  • cue INTENSE blushing
  • he’s taken aback?? he runs his hands through his hair (sizzle sizzle)
  • “you like it when I treat you badly?”
  • “yeah, but,., it also shows how much you care about me… and i know you don’t mean it… but it’s somewhat comforting…”
  • he starts sMIRKING
  • “so you like it when i’m a little rough?”
  • OMFG jUMINNNNN your face is actually burning
  • he hugs you sweetly and kisses you softly, but it starts to get a little more heated…

Seven: //spoilers for seven’s route i guess?//

  • so he’s pushing you away as he does on the later days
  • “God, why are you so calm!? I don’t get it! You could die, and you just care about me being okay and eating and taking breaks!”
  • “You’re working yourself really hard, I just want to make sure that you’re alright, too.”
  • “My problem is that you don’t even seem to mind that I have a twin brother and there’s an organization out to get you and me and there’s a bomb in your apartment and that i’m treating you so badly!”
  • “Seven, I don’t care about that! I don’t care about the danger, I don’t care about your attitude, it doesn’t matter. What matters is you!”
  • “What do you mean you don’t care? I came all this way to make sure you don’t lose your life, so if you don’t even care about it, why am I here?”
  • “So i don’t get taken away, I don’t know! I don’t have a death wish, I’d just rather not get kidnapped!”
  • “I’ve literally been screaming at you and saying such rude things, what… What is even up with you? I don’t get it!”
  • “I don’t want you feeling like that, either! You deserve the want to keep living, and you deserve someone better, someone who can give you more than I can…”
  • you stop yelling and quietly say, “Seven. I don’t mind, don’t you see that? I thought I’ve shown this enough, but I love you too much to hate you. I can’t hate you. I don’t have it in me.”
  • He actually starts crying
  • he can’t believe that someone could ever care about him that much, and he hates it because he doesn’t think he deserves your love
  • “I don’t know how you can love me that much. I don’t. Even I can’t figure that out. Why do you do that? Why do you make me so weak?”
  • you just give him a hug because he needs that reassurance that it’s okay to feel a little selfish, that it’s okay to want love and not want to keep pushing you away

WELL HERE’S MY UNBIASED HONEST OPINION WITH ME TRYING TO BE AS FAIR AS POSSIBLE:

tl;dr - yeah its was bad but i was let down that it wasnt like. rage inducing bad. the BD stuff still pissed me off but other than that. i was just indifferent to agitated. i couldnt tear it to shreds like i could with gem harvest

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anonymous asked:

Jeremy and Alvarez are bffs and Jean and Laila are bffs and when Alvarez decides she wants to propose to Laila she gets Jean to take Laila out while Jeremy helps al set up something super fuckin cute. Laila cries when al proposes.

Yeeeessssss OMG yes!

Jean and Laila are totally bffs and even when they graduate they keep going out on these super lovely lil arty lunch dates whenever Jean has the time off from training with his new team (so like quite frequently because these people are sane and have lives outside their professional sport)
BUT YES OKAY

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