i’m not gonna answer just in case the others have better answers lmao.
but here’s a couple of my finest gay moments:
-the time i started dating my best friend and my parents didn’t know so they took us on a roadtrip and we shared a room and bed (noThING HAPPENED) and then took us to dave and busters where we had our first official date™️
-the time i started dating my gf on coming out day
-the time when i was little and i told my dad i was a girly girl and he thought it meant i was a lesbian