- Me, whining: Don't you just wanna ghostwrite the rest of this bang fic for me?
- Dad: Not sure if I can get the /banging/ scene(s) right. But I’ll give it the ol’ college try.
- Me: oh my god, Dad, that's not why it's called a Bang!
- Dad: I know. Otherwise it would have a larger cast.
- Me: ...you're too young for us to have this conversation.
- Dad: *goes to room before being told to*
You!!! Are!!! Fcking!!! Awesome!!!!!!!