i got 99 problems

Summoning Fighter #3: Yoosung Kim

Dedicated to @nayeonniekim

Gryffindor: Why on earth would you get Ravenclaw octopi?

Ravenclaw: Octopuses…

Hufflepuff: It was that or a jellyfish…

Gryffindor: Okay, why?

Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw, you should tell him…

Ravenclaw: I hate fish! So, I read how an octopus can go physically hunt it’s food. I “accidentally” may have shown him where Slytherin’s fish are.

Gryffindor: …

Hufflepuff: …

(A week later)

Slytherin: I think my fish went cannibal…

Gryffindor: …

Hufflepuff: …

Ravenclaw: Why do you say that?

Slytherin: Because, they keep disappearing.

Hufflepuff: … I don’t think I can live in the house anymore…

Gryffindor: Give me one good reason you’re going to leave me with these two!

Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw is eight of them…

Best audience reactions to Star Wars: The Last Jedi


So, I went and saw the film last night, and our college had rented out one of the theaters, so it was just a bunch of college kids, and…

Everyone loses it at Poe fucking with Hux

*Snoke wipes out Hux* Audience cheers, Some dude: “Get REKT”

*Carrie Fisher flying through space* Cheering. “YAS BITCH”

*Kylo Ren shirtless* Guys wolf-whistling, “Ow, ow!”

*When Kylo kills Snoke* Thunderous applause/screaming, continuing into the fight scene

*Leia and Vice Admiral Holdo’s intimate goodbye* Me:That… that was kinda gay.              Straight dudes around me: You right, that was pretty gay

*Kylo choking Hux* Some dude: “Harder!”

*Luke, after getting fucking rekt with “ALL OF THE GUNS”, and just sashaying out of that dramatic red cloud, brushing imaginary dust off his shoulder, like “Bitch, please”* Dude in the back: “I GOT 99 PROBLEMS, BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE!!!!”

And just general applause/cheering/laughing throughout the film.

10/10 best audience I’ve ever had for a film

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  1. talents: sleeping 

  2. i didn’t choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.

  3. this semester isn’t done but i sure am 

  4. never tell a fangirl to calm down. it won’t work 

  5. i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life 

  6. if you eat enough pizza it tastes like love 

  7. im 900% ready for summer vacation 

  8. please don’t waste good pizza on bad people 

  9. i just want to sleep forever because dealing with people is annoying as hell 

  10. 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2015 me and I love it 

  11. why be moody when u can shake dat booty am i right ladies 

  12. quick tip: fuck off 

  13. i wish i had dora’s parents they let that bitch go everywhere 

  14. never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural 

  15. i wish I had a pair of skinny genes 

  16. still not exactly sure what studying is 

  17. when I die, I want my grave to have free wifi so people will come visit more often 

  18. “don’t be sad” ok im better now thank u 

  19. my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity 

  20. why are u such a little bitch 

  21. why is every girl my age 1000% prettier than me 

  22. love me back 

  23. everyone is stupid except me

  24. stu(dying) 

  25. if im weird around u that means im comfortable around u 

  26. ur a lil bitch 

  27. im always hungry 

  28. dont be a dick 

  29. i want to sleep for like 30 hours 

  30. i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school 

  31. i got 99 problems but I’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all 

  32. I’m so cute why am I not dating anyone 

  33. baby girl please don’t trust these fuckboys 

  34. wear black and be gold.

  35. you can tell a lot by listening to a girl’s favorite song 

  36. who needs april’s fools when ur life is a joke 

  37. sorry mom, i only have a virtual life

  38. sarcasm is my only defense 

  39. I think I might actually be dead

  40. i dont argue, i explain why im right 

  41. 50 shades of tired 

  42. just imagine how great life would be if pizza made u skinny 

  43. i say idk a lot but trust me i be knowing

  44. can u lose weight by running away from ur feelings 

  45. dropping out of school to become a princess

  46. apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended 

  47. me and my mom gossip about u 

  48. 420% good vibes
  1. miga não força

  2. sou meio vagabunda mas sou uma boa pessoa 

  3. prefiro morrer do que perder a vida

  4. meça suas intimidades parça

  5. sua mãe pode até te amar mas eu não

  6. miga deixa jesus fazer a obra na tua vida

  7. o twitter pergunta o que ta acontecendo eu começo chora 

  8. isso fofa come mais chocolate continua comendo vai explode logo

  9. seu cu agr é meu

  10. quero voltar pro útero da minha mãe

  11. (✿◠‿◠) minha cara de quem se importa

  12. olha só onde estou parece q o jogo mudou n é msm

  13. vc está louca querida 

  14. vai com calma viado a senhora tem um cu só

  15. olhando pro nada pensando deus me mata 

  16. toma aqui as vírgulas que eu não faço questão de usar ,,,,,,,, 

  17. vc já caga pelo cu não precisa cagar pela boca

  18. miga seje menas otaria 

  19. vc que me seguiu fofa agr aguenta

  20. meu sonho eh ser uma diva pop 

  21. vc atingiu 100% do seu limite diário de ser otaria

  22. sєjє мєησs ρυтα 

  23. a solidão me fez fã de series 

  24. 420% paz e amor

  25. lembre-se que: não sou obrigada a te seguir de volta

  26. bebendo as lagrimas das inimigas 

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