What I Don’t Like About the Signs
*note: please do not take offense to this. I already posted a what I love about the signs and someone requested a post like this. These are based on my own personal experiences, so don’t take it too personally.
ARIES: can be huge dicks, prone to leading me, an especially sensitive sagittarius, on for months. Also please stop being ashamed about your emotions sometimes?? i will literally never make fun of you for that
TAURUS: so fricking stubborn sometimes I know what I am talking about sometimes please listen to me
GEMINI: quit talking shit yo I like you a lot and i didn’t even do anything
CANCER: likes to play the victim and act like they have never done anything wrong and everyone else feeds into it what the hECK
LEO: u get mad like really fast sometimes and I didn’t mean to do whatever I did so please stop yelling at me
VIRGO: really insensitive regarding other peoples’ feelings sometimes
LIBRA: so extra. extra to a fault.
SCORPIO: plz let me breathe for a second
SAGITTARIUS: okay but have you ever considered shutting up
CAPRICORN: wants me to take initiative but i need a break from taking initiative once in a while also stop telling me to clean my room (mom)
AQUARIUS: please stop acting like you hate me I need you to be open with me because emotional communication is important
PISCES: I’m there for you all the time but you’re only there for me like once a year so