i don't even know what to say

Kay: There is only one good reason for two people to have sex. And that, is love.

Cameron: Kay, I love you-

Jonathan: [Coughs] Liar [Coughs]

Cameron: -But there is many more reasons for having sex.

Kay: Name one!

Cameron: I can name 50! Make-up sex, break-up sex, someone-told-you-about-a-new-position sex. Revenge, rebound, paratrooping. Nothing good on TV. You are in a hotel. Curiosity.

[Some time later]

Jordan: She-said-she-loves-you-but-you-are-not-ready-to-say-it-back-yet sex!

Cameron: 43.

Mike: Wingman diving on the friend grenade.

Cameron: 44!

Jonathan: The condoms are about to expire.

Cameron: 45!


Cameron: This is actually getting pretty hard.

Kay: 46!

Hello yes my heart is ready to be taken





Sterek AU: On his 18th birthday, Stiles Stilinski has the chance to choose his gift, no matter how expensive or immoral. Most omegas get themselves a werewolf from The Trade, but Stiles had always promised himself he’d never be one of them. That is, of course, until he discovers that his childhood crush, Derek Hale, is among the local options and Stiles has to do everything he can to get him out of there.


infodumping about the ocean


“An ethereal aesthete, an old soul, a highly intelligent and creative being with a carefully measured voice and vision, someone who immediately bewitches everyone who ever meets him.”

Happy 24th Birthday Harry! 

@ parents 

please don’t tell your kids to shut up when they’re trying to tell you something or if they’re upset. don’t ignore them. don’t invalidate their feelings. talk to them. listen to them. never tell your kid(s) their thoughts and feelings don’t matter.


Lucifer! I’m here. You wanted to see me? Yes, I wanted to check on you. That you were back to being the good detective. “The good detective”? Well, I like our partnership much better when you do all the work and I’m the fun, irresponsible one. Oh. Yeah. I did get a little carried away at that reunion. Just a smidge. You know, it made me realize something. All of that high school drama that I missed out on, the girly gossip, the hallway crushes, all those school dances that’s just not who I am. I like being the responsible adult. Right. So you no longer desire any of that high school poppycock? No.

Guys I had so much hope for Jasper.

Hope that he’d learn how to rely on his friends again. Hope that he’d be able to somehow heal from all of the shit that he went through.

Hope that he’d be able to find happiness in that godforsaken story.

It almost makes me disappointed in the writers. That they would rather kill off a character because everyone finds him annoying and wants him to die rather than not being afraid to show us the ugly parts of healing from trauma and what it means to survive.

And when the whole theme of the season is “From the ashes we will rise” I can’t just help but think about how much I wanted to see Jasper make it to the end. 

Was it too much to ask to see him be happy again?

See ya on the other side Jasper, and may we meet again.

I wish that there wasn’t a ton of stigma and secrecy about mental illnesses/developmental disorders/neurodivergent stuff in general because then it would be okay for someone to ask “are you autistic?” Or “do you have adhd/anxiety/depression or something?” And it wouldn’t be an insult it would be like saying “hey, you seem to be struggling and I think there might be a reason” and that could help a lot of people who haven’t been diagnosed yet and I’m rambling because I have no clue what my point is and this makes no sense