i don't even know

You name your book character knowing full well that that isn’t their name. You don’t know what their name is, but it isn’t that. There’s a name somewhere that fits, but you haven’t unlocked that information yet. Maybe you knew once. Maybe you never will. Your character has the wrong name.

Hogwarts's 20th Anniversary Party
  • <b> Hermione:</b> [clanks glass with spoon] Attention everyone- attention! Please shut up, thank you. Quiet, please. Harry would like to say a few words.
  • <b> Harry:</b> [Stands up] Uhh, wow... 20 years... that's a- that's a long time. I'd like to say a few words, if that's all right.
  • <b> Harry:</b> Hermione, without you I'd be dead. Ron, Fred, George, Gin, you gave me a home. Dean, Nev, Luna and Seamus, you guys taught me things worth knowing about friendships. Everyone here did, really. Thank you, all of you.
  • <b> Ron:</b> Thanks mate, really. Now! On with the fea-
  • <b> Harry:</b> And Draco...
  • <b> Draco:</b>
  • <b> Ron:</b>
  • <b> Snape:</b>
  • <b> Obama:</b>
  • <b> Moaning Myrtle:</b>
  • <b> Harry:</b> You taught me how to have fantastic sex BOOM OUT I'M GAY SURPRISE BITCHES
  • <b> Harry:</b> [mic drop]