I’m super predictable, but how can I not think of that one adorable romcom where Jeremy is the guy who uses the sign outside his business in a small town to torment passersby with terrible puns?
He’s actually used the soda pressing one in a video!
(Just like.This idiot out there changing the sign and someone - Ryan, or Gavin, maybe both - are like, fuck. Fuck no, why. :(((((()
They’re just passing through when they get flat tire, right? No biggie, just put the spare tire on, but wait!
There was a flat a while back and they’ve put off replacing their spare tire for ages.
The mechanic has to put in an order for a new tire because - conveniently - they don’t have the right one for their car. But hey, head down to the motel and tell Dooley the mechanic sent them, and he’ll give them a discount.
So they do, not realizing what horrors await them.
When they get to the motel and see The Sign and realize they have somehow entered hell, which is the only explanation for the terrible jokes, okay.
And now they’re stuck at this little roadside motel with this this asshole and his shitty jokes and everything is terrible. :((((((((((((((((