- bruce banner, immediately recognizing a balled-up pile of fabric passed to him even in the midst of total disorientation on an alien planet after two years as the hulk: “these are tony’s clothes!”
- bruce banner, pulling at the pants’ crotch: “tony wears his pants really tight.”
- bruce banner, once again tugging at the crotch of his pants to remind us of the difference between his and tony stark’s dick sizes
- bruce banner, putting on tony stark’s glasses: “i’ll be tony!”
- thor, about loki: “there was one time when we were children he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that i love snakes. so i went to pick up the snake to admire it. and he transformed back into himself and he was like, ‘*mblergh* it’s me!’ and he stabbed me. we were eight at the time.” loki, bound in chains: *smiles fondly at the memory*
- loki, staring at thor’s new look: “it suits you.”
- thor, tossing a bottle stopper shaped like a diamond at loki: “if you were here i might even hug you.”
- loki, snatching the diamond stopper from the air, smirking: “i’m here.”
ok but listen to me i know andrew is meant to have the emotional capacities of a toaster oven and i know he’s supposed to be all dead inside but don’t tell me that andrew isn’t the most sappy little shit in his own unique way bc like,,,
he literally dresses neil up everytime they’re having a night out?? like he actually takes the time to go out and pick something nice out for him to wear like whaaa.
here take the keys to my home & oh btw i had duplicate keys made for you so you can drive my car around like whenever you want to so yea feel free also here are some custom made arm bands that match mine to like a tee
he has no problems choosing his boyfriend over his brother
“you are a pipe dream.“
he GIVES HIM A BATH ?!?! he towel dries him after??
he HelPS neil out of his t-shirt when he’s too sore to manage it by himself??
he’s so weak for neil that he’s constantly reaching out to touch him?? i mean c'mon people he was tapping his fingers against the pulse point of neil’s throat, i mean who does that, even with their crushes, who does that???? esp when it’s important to note he doesn’t normally enjoy physical contact & rarely ever initiates it but the tHIRST is rEAL !!!
shitty middle school level flirting: "i’m not a math problem,” “but i’ll still solve you” “i need a new toy to play with” “i don’t like to share” like affghs this boy
matching phones, matching RINGTONES, wtf andrew we know you’re a twin but does everything have to come in twos??
he’s all about that rooftop romance aesthetic, chain-smoking at 2 am, trading retorts and kisses in the dark
he likes wearing fuckign skull caps. skull caps.
he has a thing for long drives
he kissed neil like the world started & stopped at neil’s mouth, yea, you remember that line?? me too. i almost birthed my kidney when i read it.
Hey! I love ur art (LIKE I CAN SEE ALL MY FANDOMS) May I see some Lancelot?(Lance x Lotor)
Thank you so much !! C:
You know I am not really a Lancelot shipper… BUT I LOVE THEM. Like I love them as best bros. That Lotor is like the other dude Lance hangs out beside Hunk. Or that Lotor is always flirting with Lance and Lance is: “Noooooo”
So sorry. But here you have them as best bros chilling and having sleep overs xD