i(l)mom

TYPES AS FRIENDS (based on my experience, im INFP)

INFJ
> best friend™
> every infp deserve their own infj
> actually L I S T E N and U N D E R S T A N D
> will also read your shitty stories
> looks like they could kill you but are actually cinnamon rolls
> you never know what are they doing right now, like are they looking over their siblings? are they murdering people? they will never tell you and at this point you are too afraid to ask

INTJ
> bitch face™ but actually pretty sensitive inside
> writer buddy™
> ALSO UNDERSTAND
> kinky as fuck
> hidden nerds and fangirls
> kinda judgmental
> have their life together, or at least REALLY LOOK LIKE THEY DO?
> “so I’ve read this fanfic where.. ”

ISFP
> looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll
> 100% pure innocence
> sensitive as fuck (don’t yell at them)
> hurt inside
> anime nerd
> likes cute things
> graphic designer
> worried about you
> very loyal

ENFP
> necessary human being
> light of my life
> always drunk and kissing guys at parties
> always so full of energy
> ARTIST
> favourtie person
> s m i l e

ENFJ
> mom friend
> worried about you
> will bring you food and notes
> always helps your introverted ass
> very emotionally unstable (at least 5 mood swings per second)
> their feelings controll them so much???
> HAS SO MANY FRIENDS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
> always says that they will organize everything and end up stressed and overhelmed

ISTP
> sends you memes
> on 9gag 24/7
> actuall cinnamon roll with the face of a serial killer
> you are afraid to hug them but when you do the world is a better place
> owes like 5 pairs of Nike Jordans and treats them like their children
> ACTUALLY DANCES SO FUCKING NICE

ISTJ
> smart and awesome
> kinda sad
> best student
> look at you like they judge you but it’s not true (but maybe they do anyway)
> mature and organized

ESFP
> TYPICAL EXTROVERT AND HUMAN BEING
> that white guy™ style
> like they are so funny and annoying at the same time, so awfully annoying
> doesn’t really get anything i say
> good at sports
> will send you outdated normie memes

INTP
> 0 scial skills
> probably from the different dimension
> what are they doing? what are they thinking? ??
> you show them a game and check on them a week later and they are like 50+ lvls stronger than you
> same goes for tv shows
> pretty innocent
> just allow them to patronize you, or they will get hurt
> either Fashion Icons or completly random clothing, no in-beetween

ESFJ
> cool kid
> not that cool tho, just another copy of the copy
> with the “cool” squad in the middle school
> afraid to be seen as weird
> remember all the embarrassing things you did
> actually pretty funny
> dumb and intelligent at the same time

Don’t take it personally, lol

okay so you know that scene in guardians of the galaxy II with the planet they’ve crashed on? there’s like 5 seconds in which there’s 4-5 full moons in the background. and like. do you kno how unlikely???! all of them!! must travel at speeds together around the planet in order to do that!!! or this event is extremely, extremely unlikely and Should Be Noticed!!! like, you know how rarely we get solar eclipses?! think how rare for 4-5 objects to be in exactly the right place to reflect the light (and made of materials of similar reflectivity, as regolith) of their star(s), whilst orbiting a planet! and they affect each other gravitationally too, so their orbits are weirder!!! this is some once-in-a-galaxy planetary event shit!!!!! if i were an astronomer on that planet id be SCREAMING!!!! i mean yeah yeah whatever this movie is based around unlikely situations, but marvel, this is too far, i need to address this amazing important celestial event, what the heck guys,

hello, i’m erin.

i’m really poor, my family is financially unstable all the time because my parents have walking/moving disabilities and it’s hard for them to find proper jobs since they can barely move. lately we’ve been having major financial problems. 

they both used to work until the thing i was afraid of happened; my diabetic mom’s health condition started getting worse and worse. she couldn’t handle the pressure and the bullying at work so she had to quit her job. her health is the main priority in this entire thing so i don’t blame her at all.

as for now, my father is the only source of income. his monthly salary is $150 and as you can see that’s far from enough to maintain three people. i’ve tried to get a job myself but no one wanted to hire me because i’m a minor. 

for the past few months my mom’s illness has been progressing, we even got her a wheelchair since she couldn’t walk at all. she needs a damn expensive diabetic healthcare course right now. my father works day and night just to gain some money. also, i contributed with my savings even though it wasn’t much.

however, our efforts are not enough for my mom’s medical assurance. the amount of money we have by now can provide only half a month of medicines. my dad is working all the time he doesn’t even sleep at this point, it’s a miracle if he gets at least 2 hours of sleep a day. but unfortunately it’s never enough.

i feel pathetic and useless; the tears are streaming down my face as i’m typing this and the fact that i can’t help in any way is killing me.

only money can help us in this harsh situation so if you can donate i’ll be forever thankful. 

if you can, do it through paypal. my paypal email is; there’s no need to donate anymore thank you so much!

any amount will be highly appreciated, i’m not asking for much, really. also reblog this please, it does matter and i hope i’ll find people who can help.

it’s totally okay if you don’t donate, just keep my mom in your prayers please, it means a lot.

i’m desperate please help, i don’t want to lose my mother. 

thank you.

Earlier Today @ farmer boys
  • employee: *is a decent looking boy* hello, do you need anything else?
  • dad: no, we're okay
  • employee: *leaves*
  • dad: *whispers* i think that boy came over here because he thought you were cute lol
  • me: *gay silence*

red-hemlock  asked:

Relationship Advice: "If she won't let you order dessert at the end of your date, just take the rest of the breadsticks and run."

She found him sitting cross legged on one of the banquet hall tables that night after everyone had seemingly clocked out, eating ravani cake with saffron ice cream off the tray astride his lap as he had witchfinder general on his phone full blast. As soon as he saw his mom, he turned the music off. He loved their little, midnight talks. Unlike a lot of guys his age, it…wasn’t exactly the type of luxury he had the privilege of enjoying ( or not enjoying in their case! ) growing up, seeing how his real mom didn’t even waste a second to tear ass out of his and deacon’s life to move in with the first guy who promised her the sun and moon and stars. Used to bother him to no end, knowing she’d walked out on them like this but in the end…he found it selfish of him to want to tie her down to a life he knew she didn’t want. 

She deserves a shot at being happy, everyone does and if being with another man and having a whole new family meant she’d be full of the joys of spring then…good for her. Makes him a bit sad to accept the fact sometimes but he can’t help but feel happy for her, too. He’d forgive her in a heartbeat if she ever considered apologizing, y’know but she won’t be entirely off the hook. Because no one, not even the woman that brought him into this world would be able to strip the ‘mom’ title from Ms. Locke. He looks up from his plate, a small smile on his face as he shakes his head with zest. 

❛   I can do that!   ❜   He lanced into the too big slab balanced on his thigh before shoveling a sizable helping in his mouth. Can you tell Madeline’s been giving him a few lessons here and there about how to eat like a proper gentleman?   ❛    Not gnnumph lie but I feel bammph  for people who count calories.  lt’s no way to live.   ❜   Okay, so maybe he missed a few of the essential cliff notes like not talking with your mouth full but it’s cool. What she doesn’t know, isn’t going to hurt her. 

give ted relationship advice | no longer accepting, dudes!

12:01

◦ pairing: reader x jimin

◦ rating: pg

◦ word count: 1.2k

a/n: I was just messing around with some different ideas. Lmk what you think pls :)

m a s t e r l i s t


My mom told me once that boys who were always late were not to be trusted. She told me they would drive me insane. I had waved her away as I slipped into my room, eyes not leaving my phone as I waited for his text to show up. Jimin was always late.


At 11:59am I glanced at the corner of my laptop, again. He’d better be here soon, I thought, tapping my foot impatiently under the table. My fingers wrapped around the heat of the hot chocolate in my hands, steaming through the cardboard sleeve. My ears were still numb from the biting cold I walked through. 12:00pm. I hate people who are late, I grumbled to no one in particular. I just wanted to get started on this project. Was that too much to ask? At 12:01pm a message banner announced itself on my lock screen. “Jimin: gonna be late. sorry”. And so, I waited.

Keep reading

I love Daenerys Targaryen so I went into that tag and it’s so full of people shipping her with Jon Snow.

And… it’s just… she’s his aunt, folks. He is her nephew. Why.