• Me: hey brain this episode is taking too fuckin long I don't wanna be depressed anymore can I have that fast shit back that was preferable.
  • Brain: Sorry bud, can't switch it up like that. I can however give you all the self-destructive, flat-affect sensations and racing thoughts you had before but you still want to shoot yourself into the vacuum of space every given second you're alive.
  • Me: Top lad. Thanks.