i've-been-waiting-4-this

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i’m your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherrybomb

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Wednesday and Amelia are spending their weekend house sitting/baby sitting Amelia’s youngest sister Temperance, who is most likely going to be their little flower girl.🌼

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Percy and Credence’s Fancy Party: Part 9

Newt: I gotta nail the speech. So I brought in an expert. Jacob
Jacob: Can I throw something on you, see if it feels good?
Newt: Sure
Jacob: Okay, this is what I would do. I would start with a joke. Joke, Vince Vaughn quote, obviously.
Newt: Swingers or Crashers?
Jacob: Fred Claus. Talk about Percival’s ex-boyfriends. Quote from Love Actually. Hold back your tears. Pause. Drop the microphone. Get out of that bitch.

(Parks and Recreation; season 3, episode 9: Andy and April’s Fancy Party) 

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 |  Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9

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“Hello?” 

“Alex?” 

“This is him, who is this?” 

It stung. He hadn’t even recognized her voice or had her number saved. 

“It’s Emily.” 

He paused. “Hi.” 

A sob choked out before she could say anything, and soon she couldn’t stop crying. 

anonymous asked:

he wasn't going to get #1 on billboard anyways plus the chainsmokers song has been on radio for a while now, this was going to happen eventually. harry's song will prosper in the long run i rly believe this. breathe people it's all gonna be okay

ok, first of all, no one isn’t breathing lmao! we’re all just trying to support him what is wrong with that! pls! also, Harry could literally be #1 and I’d still be like, omg pls stream and buy this song, I’m just goin hard for my man as usual ANd this is the time to do it right now! literally the Most Important time to be supportive so I’m fuckin balls out rn soz

atem: so this whole traumatic experience could have been completely avoided if i hadn’t arbitrarily left in the middle of the night?

prof. hawkins: turns out, yes!

atem: ok everyone! i’m going to go scream into a pillow for the next 5 minutes

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When Jon had been very young, too young to understand what it meant to be a bastard, he used to dream that one day Winterfell might be his. Later, when he was older, he had been ashamed of those dreams. Winterfell would go to Robb and then his sons, or to Bran or Rickon should Robb die childless. And after them came Sansa and Arya. Even to dream otherwise seemed disloyal, as if he were betraying them in his heart, wishing for their deaths. I never wanted this, he thought as he stood before the blue-eyed king and the red woman. I loved Robb, loved all of them… I never wanted any harm to come to any of them, but it did. And now there’s only me. All he had to do was say the word, and he would be Jon Stark, and never more a Snow. All he had to do was pledge this king his fealty, and Winterfell was his. All he had to do…

… was forswear his vows again.