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So if there’s anyone waiting for Bloodlust

I’m sorry I’m behind, I got this cold that seems to be going around. Also hitting a creative snag so that doesn’t help. I hope to finish it very, very soon!

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The signs as quotes from Freeman's Mind
  • Aries: "Ugh. Darwin was right. I didn't realize I was working with a bunch of lemmings."
  • Taurus: "I should think less like a human being that uses doors, and more like a... squirrel that has anger problems."
  • Gemini: "It's like the classic debate of why measuring the position of an electron changes its momentum and vice-versa. The only correct answer is to get drunk and set fire to things."
  • Cancer: "Since this morning, I've been bitten, shot, bombed, electrocuted, almost drowned, almost fallen to my death, and strangled. Rasputin wasn't so lucky."
  • Leo: "I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT CRAZY."
  • Virgo: "You can never prove the absence of ninjas, only their direct presence."
  • Libra: "What was that Nietzsche said? 'He who fights drummers should see to it that in the process he does not himself become a drummer'? [...] I wonder if Nietzsche was in a band. I bet he was. I should look him up when I get out of here. I bet the songs have pretty deep lyrics."
  • Scorpio: "Friends are like weeds that scream."
  • Sagittarius: "It looks like an anemometer, but it is not. Anemometers don't fire bullets. Not even the expensive ones. Or I don't think they do. If they do, meteorologists are more hardcore than I thought."
  • Capricorn: "So yeah, I'm killing people now. But that was NOT murder. That was TOTALLY self-defense. Just because I have a sub-machine gun doesn't change anything."
  • Aquarius: "I do belong in a pedestal, but metaphorically, God damn it!"
  • Pisces: "CALL ME ISHMAEL, BITCH."
Hamilton Characters as Star Wars Quotes
  • Alexander Hamilton: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
  • Aaron Burr: I want to go home and rethink my life.
  • John Laurens: Death is a natural part of life.
  • Lafayette: In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.
  • Hercules Mulligan: Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
  • George Washington: Great, kid! Don't get cocky!
  • Angelica Schuyler: So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause.
  • Eliza Schuyler: Women always figure out the truth. Always.
  • Peggy Schuyler: As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure what planet I'm on.
  • King George: Don't make me destroy you.
  • Samuel Seabury: The garbage will do!
  • Charles Lee: I call it aggressive negotiations.
  • Thomas Jefferson: I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
  • James Madison: He doesn't like you. I don't like you either.
  • Philip Hamilton: Oh no! I've been shot!
  • Maria Reynolds: We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
  • James Reynolds: I wouldn't be nice to you. Doesn't pay much.
  • George Eacker: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
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