Everclear is, like, the Chuck Norris of alcohol.
Everclear will put hair on your chest, burn the hair off, re-grow the hair, and then burn the hair off again.
Everclear can set fire to the rain using nothing but a wet washcloth and some dirt.
Once someone drank Everclear and it cleaned their insides out so well, all that was left was a shiny sparkle in the air.
Everclear is Old Spice in alcohol form.