i've never smoked marijuana. i ate a brownie once at a party. it was intense. it was kind of indescribable, actually. i felt like i was floating. turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. it was just an insanely good brownie.
this isn’t about the ravens. this is about you. this is about everything it took you to get to this point, everything it cost you, and everyone who laughed when you dared to dream of something big and bright. you’re here tonight because you refused to give up and refused to give in. you’re here where they all said you’d never be, and no one can say you haven’t earned the right to play this game. all eyes are on you. it’s time to show them what you’re made of. there’s no room for doubt, no room for second guesses, no room for error. this is your night. this is your game. this is your moment. seize it with everything you’ve got. pull out all the stops and lay it all on the line. fight because you don’t know how to die quietly. win because you don’t know how to lose. this king’s ruled long enough — it’s time to tear his castle down.
“rank XII within organization XIII. larxene is the group’s only female member, and also has a very sadistic nature. she controls lightning, and uses it to thrash opponents with rapid attacks while also attacking them with her weapons: electrified throwing knives.”
If I had to have a stripper name, it would be Equality.
I think you've got several options. They're all terrible... but you have them.
Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.
If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.”
Not to worry. I have a permit. *hands them a a piece of paper saying "I can do what I want"
Guys, can you please shut up? I can't hear myself not talking to Mare.
It's fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.
My instinct is to be mean to you.
I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to because then there's more room for me on the low road.
Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons.
I would like to be king someday, so no, I've not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how fun gay Halloween parties are?
yo this is just a random ass rant but I honestly can’t believe its 2017 and people still believe marijuana is bad for you and is illegal because it’s bad for you. I feel bad for the kids who are literally being told lies about pot and it’s affects on the body and mind. Weed does NOT give you cancer, it CANNOT kill you, and you CAN’T overdose unless you smoke, like 4,000 joints in 15 minutes. Furthermore, you can’t even be chemically addicted to pot!!
This is just from a personal standpoint, but pot has helped me with so much- depression, anxiety, panic disorders, and chronic insomnia- and nothing else has. Especially now with Trumpcare, every single one of those disorders won’t be covered and people won’t be able to get regular medications for those disorders.
I know I’m probably gonna get yelled at by SOMEONE for this but I’m tired of people demonizing pot and hearing about countless innocent people being sentenced for years for possession of this harmless drug.