i've just finished watching this movie

The signs as things I've heard people say at school
  • Aries: hey if I died right now do you think I'd still have to do my exams in hell
  • Taurus: why? Was I not supposed to use hydrochloric acid? Oh... Then I have a confession make
  • Gemini: chemistry can kiss my fat ass
  • Cancer: I'm gonna die a virgin who can't drive, can't swim and can't apply the cosine rule
  • Leo: yeah so I said who cares? I'm like really over you, you can suck 10 dicks. But then he said good I'm gay anyways. How did I not see that coming? (Cries)
  • Virgo: (everyone was talking about chicken fillets and asked her if she used one) no I'm a vegetarian you idiot
  • Libra: (when asked what we should do to avoid having this test) maybe if we stay still he won't notice us and he'll think that nobody's here
  • Scorpio: I think murder in a science lab should be legal if you end up with a moronic partner
  • Sagittarius: Look all I know is I was blazing it and then it started blazing me and I had to take the bus home with my shirt half burned off. It looked cool though
  • Capricorn: if I finish all these biology notes in my next free period I think I'll have time to go home and watch every single Star Wars movie
  • Aquarius: it's a fucking conspiracy. How can every single science teacher that ever taught me since year 7 just leave school like that... Something's up
  • Pisces: (why weren't you paying attention)I was thinking about how Drake would say xylem
Protective Uzumaki
  • Random Poor Soul: Himawari San!
  • Himawari: yes?
  • Random Poor Soul: I just wanted to say... I've been watching you from afar for some time and I really think I... I love-
  • -Boruto and Naruto appear in front of Himawari-
  • Boruto: *cracks Knuckles* Wanna finish that sentence? (*-*)
  • Naruto: Why don't you tell me too? (*w-)
  • Himawari: Oh! Hello Papa, Boruto Onii-Chan! :3
  • Naruto: *turns* Hello my lovely little Sunflower *turns back* I have a torture changer under my office, just so you know(*w*)
  • Random Poor Soul: (꒪⌓꒪)
the signs at late night things i've done
  • aries: had a sleepover at my house w/ a friend and just went on our computers half the time and watched anime + big hero 6 the other half
  • taurus: watched Marvel movies and stayed up all night
  • gemini: went on my computer to delete useless email and got caught by mom at around 3am
  • cancer: stay in bed and think too much until 3am
  • leo: went on my phone to read fanfiction but caught by mom again at around 3-4am
  • virgo: finished a disturbing book and couldn't sleep with all the vivid thoughts after that
  • libra: tried to pull off an all-nighter with tea and chocolate and phone but failed at 1am
  • scorpio: watched anime at a sleepover till 3am
  • sagittarius: sinned
  • capricorn: finished an end-of-the-year project at 2am
  • aquarius: caught up with youtube videos and drew art until 4-5am
  • pisces: sleep and dream

anonymous asked:

Hello, I'm actually new to the K fandom and I was just wondering if you can tell me or recommend to me where to start 'cause I'm so overwhelmed with all this materials from K I'm seeing. And I'm really really grateful I found your blog! And I'm really grateful for this blog. BTW, I've already watched the 13ep anime and the K:Missing Kings movie :) I hope you can help me. Thank you! :)

June 2017 Note:

This is sort of old! But given that the fandom has become less active, the newer novels aren’t fully (if at all) translated so this list can still be used as a rough guide.

Heya! Since you’ve finished the anime and the movie you’ve already covered the present story line.

The more important things to catch up with right now would be the novels and mangas, since you can save the short stories and dramas for whenever you feel like it. (Most things in the indexes are listed in order of release date if that helps.)

Since the mangas are shorter than reading the novels I’ll put them higher up so you can get through more content faster. (If you’re interested in a particular clan/character, you might prefer to read their K SIDE: xxx novel first)

*Note this is my personal opinion on ordering, others may disagree

  1. K: Memory of Red & K: Days of Blue (Since MoR was the first thing to come out, yes, even before the anime, I usually put this first. I would’ve put Countdown first but MoR and DoB are quite short and Countdown has a few references to them so I think you’d enjoy it better if you get these two down.)
  2. K: Dog & Cat  (Kuroh and Neko after the anime and would have very high priority but no scanlations yet now moved to 2.)
  3. K: Countdown (I would’ve put this first if it wasn’t for the references. Covers events between the movie and season 2. Should read before season 2.)
  4. K: Stray Dog Story (Kuroh pre-anime story. Also is one of the earlier mangas along with Memory of Red.)
  5. K SIDE:BLUE (Learn about Zenjoh, Kusuhara and Munakata ASAP, I have a feeling Season 2 would make more sense with this context. Is also the first novel that was released. Should read before season 2.)
  6. K SIDE:RED & K SIDE:BLACK&WHITE (RED I would have recommended reading before Missing Kings because there was a huge amount of referencing, but since you’ve watched the movie already, BLUE takes priority. BLACK&WHITE has all the individual backstories of the Silver Clan and emphasizes why they are so important to one another)
  7. K: The First (Manga remake of the anime with small tweaks and added detail everywhere. Recommend reading it, but the background materials have higher priority since you haven’t gone through those yet.)
  8. K: Lost Small World (Novel & Manga) (Both being translated / scanlated at the moment. Covers Fushimi and Yata’s background. Manga adapted from the novel.)

The rest:

  1. K: Missing Kings (Remake, not much difference to the movie, no scanlations yet)

Notable short stories / dramas set between the season 1 and the movie. :

  1. K: Missing Kings - Short stories (Distant Sea of Dogs and Cats, Birthday, Blue that Melts in the City of Red, Public Stance, Mukaebi, Under the Empty Sky, I Talk with the Late Mentor in Late Summer)
  2. K: Missing Kings - Radio Dramas (If there was Homura, As Long as there is Scepter 4)

I hope this post hasn’t overwhelmed you…

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  • me: picks up divergent again
In The Kitchen
  • Ashton: You turn away from Ashton for just a few seconds in order to preheat the oven because, despite how much you adore him, you're pretty sure he's not going to get it right even if you coach him through it. You swear you only turn your back for ten seconds, but by the time you turn back around, your counter and your boyfriend are completely covered in cake batter, speckled with little chocolate chunks as well. Your hands fly to your mouth as you take in the scene in front of you. Ashton opens his mouth to try to explain, but you shake your head. "I don't even want to know," you tell him. "I'm going to get you a towel. Stand on it and then walk yourself to the bathroom without ruining my floor if you can." He's pouting when you come back with a towel. "I'm sorry I ruined your cake and your kitchen. I'll help you clean it after I clean off. I promise," he tells you. You giggle before leaning up on your toes to peck his chocolate batter covered lips. "I'm not mad," you say with a giggle. "You're actually kinda cute covered in cake batter. Plus," you lick your lips for emphasis, "your kisses taste even better this way."
  • Calum: "A teaspoon, Cal," you sigh as he picks up the tablespoon. He groans in frustration before reading the labels on the spoons carefully, assuring he picks the right one this time. "Cooking is so hard," he grumbles. "How do you expect me to do this?" You sigh before handing him the oregano, motioning for him to measure out a teaspoon of it and toss it into the pot. He carefully measures out a teaspoon and puts it into the pot on the stove. "It's not really that hard if you follow the recipe," you tell him. "Your mom is going to be ridiculously impressed if you make this for her next time you're home." You grab the spoon and stir the sauce. You gasp when you feel Calum's arms wrap around your waist from behind. "She probably would be, but I'm learning for you. You shouldn't always have to cook for me," he mutters in your ear before he places a few soft kisses on your neck. "Besides, if I start cooking, I can get one of those 'Kiss the Chef' aprons and you'll have to kiss me more." You laugh and pat his hands softly, trying not to let your cute boyfriend distract you from cooking too much.
  • Luke: You carefully crack the two eggs into a bowl as Luke pours flour into a measuring cup next to you. When he finally gets exactly two cups of flour, he presents it to you with a triumphant look on his face, making you laugh before taking it and adding it to the mixer slowly. As you're pouring your eggs into the mixer, you hear Luke bite back a laugh behind you. You set the now empty bowl down and touch the back of your head gently. Your fingers are coated with flour when you pull them in front of your face. "Luke Hemmings!" you shout as you turn to face him. You grab an egg out of the carton and he holds his hands up in surrender, but it's too late. You smash the egg onto his shirt, the yolk and the whites running down it with bits of shell. He clenches his jaw when the shock wears off before growling, "Oh, it's on now." Ten minutes later, his mum's kitchen is a wreck as is your cupcake batter and the both of you are covered head to toe in baking ingredients. Still, despite the flour and various other ingredients covering you both, Luke reaches out, wraps you into his chest, and whispers a soft, "Love you," into your ruined hair, making a smile come across your face that you can't get off for days, just like the flour.
  • Michael: You hum to yourself softly as you pull the frosting out of the cupboard and start to frost the cupcakes you just baked. Just as you begin frosting, your brother and his friends crash into the kitchen, all immediately reaching for the few finished cupcakes on the rack. "Touch them and see what happens," you threaten. Despite knowing it's an empty threat, they leave your cupcakes alone and raid the fridge before returning to the living room, all except Michael. "Do you want any help?" he asks hesitantly. "I mean, I've never frosted cupcakes before, but you've got a lot to do for the bake sale, right?" You hand him the strawberry frosting and a knife and say, "Just watch me do one then go for it." He gets the hang of it quickly and you two talk about music and movies while you frost. He makes you laugh as you frost over two hundred cupcakes, a task not easily accomplished. When you're finally finished, he turns to you and says, "So, I'm pretty shit at frosting cupcakes and I'm one of your brother's friends, but I made you laugh and I think you're pretty. Do you want to go out with me sometime?"
  • A/N: A lovely follower called radical24 asked for a cooking/baking together preference ages ago. So, here it is. Hope you all like it! :)

tarnishedwords  asked:

Seeing one of my favorite authors posting gifs of The Librarians made my month. I haven't finished watching all the eps on my DVR, but I love what I've seen and I love the movies. Thanks for posting those gifsets and thank you for all the great stories you've gotten me hooked on. (Love me some InCryptid. Which caused an October Daye reading binge.)

The Librarians was basically made JUST FOR ME and I am happy to share because everyone should see this show.  It is made of joy.