i've got to get off this thing

the crows as things i've done at school
  • kaz: sat in class, in full view of the teacher, doing the homework that should have been done when it was assigned a week ago, and somehow not getting any late points taken off
  • inej: spent like 20 minutes in the bathroom playing on my phone and my teacher never said anything?? i was gone for a really long time and nobody noticed
  • nina: exclaimed that i was "full on gay" right as my class quieted down and the teacher walked in behind me
  • matthias: got through an entire semester of health class without talking to anyone or making a single friend
  • jesper: laughed until i cried because i remembered that there was a woman named was "Janet McNutt"
  • wylan: got too enthusiastic about a project and explained the intricate details of a specific volcanic eruption on an icelandic island to my class for over ten minutes
  • kuwei: said that i didn't want to donate blood because "it's my blood. i made it and nobody else can have it but me"
Painting Nails | 27.04.17
  • Dan: Okay, let's do this. Phil?
  • Phil: Yeah?
  • Dan: Why won't you paint your nails?
  • Phil: Why won't I paint my nails?
  • Dan: Yeah.
  • Phil: I just don't think I'd suit it. But the main reason is I don't like having things on me. Like if I've got face paint-
  • Dan: You don't like accessories.
  • Phil: No.
  • Dan: You'd never get a tattoo.
  • Phil: No - I've already talked about this - shout out to everyone who has a tattoo. Me personally just having that on my hand is like I have a felt pen on my hand...
  • Dan: I hate it. It made me go crazy. I was just nippling it off in the night.
  • Phil: I can't remember what it was but I did have some on for some reason. I think someone at university like painted my nails just for fun. And I just wanted to rip off my own hands after about twenty minutes, so that is why I don't paint my nails.
  • Dan: Hmm.
  • Phil: 'Cause I want to rip my f-hands off.
  • Dan: I was just doing it for the aesthetic. I was like here I am, I'm going outside, I'm being active on Instagram, I'm going to make an effort to curate some... you know... concept.
  • Phil: Yeah. Concept.
  • Dan: And one day I thought: Grey long sweater, Gatorland bedazzled hat, glittery nails - it just works.

I need a fic now where before the fight with Rhea, Kara gives the necklace to Cat for safekeeping in case she doesn’t make it.”- thank @xy0009 who graciously let me write this for her 

“Aren’t you supposed to be out pummeling that alien queen into the concrete?” Cat asked, watching Supergirl land gently on her balcony.

“I am, soon. Sooner than soon,” Kara said, looking at the countdown that was playing on the corner of all the screens behind Cat’s desk. Fifteen minutes left. “I just had a talk with Kal. Er, Superman.”

Cat’s eyebrow lifted at the accidental name drop, tucking away the information for… nothing, probably. She couldn’t exactly start printing every little slip up Kara made in her presence. But it was always nice to know more than other people. “Did he give you some tips on not getting snatched by that god-awful cape?”

“No, although that would be helpful if he had any,” Kara said, twisting the end of her cape anxiously around her arm. “He just said some stuff about… about fighting for people that you cared about. His girlfriend, mostly.”

“Superman has a girlfriend?” Cat asked, sidetracked for a moment at the thought of Lois Lane finding out that her precious superhero was going home to someone else.

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anonymous asked:

Ziam is really truly honestly not together in this day and age and it's absolutely killing me that I can't say or do anything as to how and why I know. You know how some people have that solid information on Larry (first hand experience/legal documents/BTS knowledge)? I have the same on Ziam. Don't get me wrong, I think the idea is totally cute and I've read more Ziam fic than you can imagine Also I'm convinced they've got each other off on more than 1 occasion. But yeah- not currently together

Thanks, Ned. 

Do you know why it took me so long to look into Ziam? It’s because I live by a simple philosophy…

And I’d been whole-assin Larry for over a year by the time I figured out that people weren’t kidding about Ziam. 

The difficult thing about looking into Ziam as a Larrie is that you’re like, “How…what…how could I have been so blind?” Because Ziam was just there existing in the foreground of all the key Larry moments and when you get dickslapped by their matching tattoos, their very public declarations of love, and realness, it’s not nice. There was literally a point where I was like, “Holy fucking shit,” because, IF AT ALL POSSIBLE, there is more Ziam proof than Larry proof. 

“But Larry have matching tattoos!”

“Harry said that he and Louis were dating!”

“Louis danced with Harry!”

“Louis kissed Harry!”

“The thirst with Larry is real.”

Honestly, this photo was the first time I was like, “Hold up. Maybe these bros aren’t just bro-ing…”


Honestly…I don’t know what’s going on with Ziam right this second any more than I know what the hell is going on with my most problematic fave Louis. And I don’t like guessing. I will happily take facts and information that’s in front of me and deduce from it what I will, but it’s going to take a lot hell more than a shady anon to convince me of anything. 

I wrote this mostly just to be like, “OPEN YOUR EYES AMERICA” than to argue with this ask because it honestly seems like it was built on a foundation of sand. Also I’m not comparing it with Larry to negate anything Louis and Harry did, rather to be like, “You think these fools are extra…just YOU WAIT. YOU THOUGHT THO!” Which is why I think we need to take a moment to appreciate the captain of the ships…

Smh…fifth wheel af for seven years now. 

Same, Noll. Same. 

If y’all want more Ziam posts, I warn you it’s a very inconvenient truth, go here: http://sexatoxbridge.tumblr.com/tagged/sao_ziam

If Jamie and Claire could text: Equine Positions Edition (after coming to Lallybroch for the first time)
  • Claire: so I was thinking
  • Jamie: i love when ye do that
  • Jamie: but then again
  • Jamie: i love everything ye do
  • Jamie: I love you
  • Jamie: ilysm mnd 😍
  • Claire:
  • Jamie: continue
  • Claire: so anyway
  • Claire: you know when we first met
  • Claire: we spent that long ride to leoch together with me in front?
  • Jamie: how could I forget?
  • Jamie: 🐓⬆
  • Claire: 😏 so it WASNT a scian dubh in your pocket
  • Jamie: beg your pardon
  • Jamie: a DIRK at least
  • Jamie: but aye, ye had me riled up like—
  • Jamie: well, I dnk what like
  • Jamie: but s'what I think about at night, to this day
  • Claire: Jamie, we're MARRIED 😂
  • Jamie: ...so?
  • Claire: I would hope i've given you a great many better entries for your spank bank beyond one time I jostled your parts on a horse.
  • Jamie: say what ye will, ssnch
  • Jamie: it was the hottest encounter of my life to date, at the time
  • Claire: well, GOOD
  • Claire: sooooooo
  • Claire: would you say i had you under my control at that point? sexually?
  • Jamie: oh most certainly
  • Jamie: ....where is this headed
  • Claire: well, I was BEHIND you on the long ride to LLB, right?
  • Jamie: aye?
  • Claire: and i *do* think that even THEN i roused a certain amount of, erm,
  • Claire: ardor
  • Claire: right?
  • Jamie: .... mebbe
  • Claire: FTWWWW
  • Claire: so.... is it the horse or is it me?
  • Jamie: horse, obviously
  • Claire: JAMIE
  • Jamie: o'COURSE it's you, wummin
  • Jamie: I said on our wedding night I only thought we were to *fahck* like horses
  • Jamie: not that ye WERE one
  • Claire: 😂😂😂 stillnotoverit
  • Jamie: (is that how you spell it?)
  • Jamie: "fahcking bastard?"
  • Jamie: fock?
  • Jamie: that doesna look right
  • Claire: F-U-C-K
  • Jamie: lord, it looks downright vulgar written out, does it not?
  • Claire: SO
  • Clarie: regardless of the position
  • Claire: ....i've got you pretty damn well sorted, right?
  • Jamie: your point?
  • Claire: this marriage is just off to a good start, is all
  • Jamie: dinna let it go to yer head lass
  • Jamie: or actually, DO
  • Jamie: ye've earned it
  • Claire: #sexchampion
  • Claire: does that mean *I* get to say the nonsense things in bed now?
  • Jamie: i dnna say NONSENSE
  • Claire: "RIDE YE, I WILL"
  • Jamie: ohshutit
  • Claire: "I feel as though I've given ye my soul along with my cock"
  • Jamie: gimme a break, that's romantic as fahck
  • Claire: it's HILARIOUS
  • Jamie: honestlywoman
  • Claire: ilysm 😍

doodled it on knee socks (11/28) day and only remembered that it existed now lol

  • America: Listen up, in my hand I have the future of travel. A hoverboard.
  • England: Is walking really that hard for you?
  • America: Yes. Let me give this a go. *gets on* I'm doing it. *crashes into multiple things, including Germany's desk and a storage crate* This is actually harder than I thought. *falls off, gets back on*
  • Canada: *holds him by the waist*
  • America: I'm doing it. I've got the hang of it. The future is now!
  • Canada: Should I let go.
  • Griffin: Okay, back to the rest of this episode! It's about to get- y'all it's about to get wet and wild. Things are about to happen in this episode that I have been looking forward to for like a year. I'm so excited for it to start popping off. I just hope you, like- this is a weird thing for someone who's telling a story to ask of his audience, but um I just- I hope you trust me, 'cause uh I've got a plan.
  • Tim: Ive got some things I've been wanting to get off my chest
  • Jason: you know what Im thinking, Tim? Let's just put a pin in that discussion
  • Tim: ...a pin?
  • Jason: or a nail. Nails last longer; or a railroad spike. Tell you what, let's abandon the pin metaphor altogether. Let's just take your idea, put it in a box, wrap that box in chains, then cover the whole thing with cement, and throw it in the ocean!
  • Tim: ...I'll just get back to work

If we all collectively don’t watch tonight’s episode then Cal doesn’t die and we all (well I can) pretend that he’s off training to be a surgeon because Sam got him a training position in America. Okay? deal? everyone agree?

The Last of Us - Sentence Starters
  • "Fuckin' hunters. See, this could've been us".
  • "No matter what, you keep finding something to fight for".
  • "Don't tell me I would be safer with somebody else".
  • "Hey, fuck you man. I didn't ask for this".
  • "Get off your ass and on your feet".
  • "Can we get the fuck outta here? Please?".
  • "Everything happens for a reason".
  • "Y... You shot him/her...".
  • "We have got to get outta here, do you understand me?".
  • "This tunnel, you use it to smuggle things?".
  • "They've been gone a long, long time".
  • "What are we doing here?".
  • "Oops, right?".
  • "I am not doin' that!".
  • "I can buy you some time but you have to run".
  • "I will not turn into one of those things".
  • "Nothing, it's just... I've never seen anything like this, that's all".
  • "Never walked through the woods. It's kinda cool".
  • "Okay, don't be a dick".
  • "You scared the shit outta me!".
  • "Sarcasm... making progress".
  • "Let's just keep going".
  • "Get up. We're leaving, c'mon".
  • "Do you even realize what your life means? Huh? Running off like that, putting yourself at risk — it's pretty goddamn stupid".
  • "Stop with the bullshit".
  • "How many close calls have we had?!".
  • "You're treading on some mighty thin ice here".
  • “hands in the fucking air!”.
  • “I pretty much lost everything".
  • “I ain’t leavin’ without you".
  • “Another city, another abandoned quarantine zone”.
  • “I can protect you”.
  • “I’ll come back for you”.
  • “Sounds like runners”.
  • “Can you walk?”.
  • “Stay the fuck back!”.
  • “I think we’re safe”.
  • “You’re a better shot with that thing than I am”.
  • “Don’t sound so disappointed”.
  • “You handled yourself pretty nice back there”.
  • “thanks for not blowin’ my head off".
  • “you survived because of me.”
  • “you lay your hands on me again, it won’t end well for you”.
  • “you still remember how to kill, right?”
  • “hey, hey—are you hurt?”.
  • “You mumble in your sleep".
  • “Are you still breathing?”.
  • “Let’s get the hell outta here".
  • “I owe you nothin’".
  • “I can handle myself".
  • “You don’t need to worry about me".
  • “I don’t think they saw us".
  • “Damn it—spores".
  • “Somethin’ on your mind?”.
  • “Yeah, well, i was tryin’ to kill you".
  • “You’re bleeding".
  • “We can help each other".
  • “Isaved you!”.
  • “How is it you’re never scared?”.
The Signs As Choir Broadway Trip Things
  • Aries: The seniors fighting over the back seats of the coach bus
  • Taurus: "Rule number one of the Broadway trip: don't ruin the Broadway trip!"
  • Gemini: "Why did you get coffee and a Boston cream donut? It's literally 9 PM?" "BECAUSE I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE"
  • Cancer: Half the group making a beeline to the nearest Starbucks immediately after getting off the bus
  • Leo: Very loud group sing-along to High School Musical on the way back
  • Virgo: *almost gets hit by a car in Times Square*
  • Libra: "I panicked and got a taco with just beef. Just beef. Nothing else."
  • Scorpio: *anyone messes up* <b>DON'T RUIN THE BROADWAY TRIP!!!</b>
  • Sagittarius: It's either 35 degrees and snowing or 86 degrees and you're sweating your ass off. There is no in between.
  • Capricorn: "And for Pete's sake, don't go to McDonald's!"
  • Aquarius: The entire group making a beeline to the Dunkin Donuts at the rest stop in the morning, totally overwhelming the poor cashier who has to deal with us all
  • Pisces: Bus ride cuddles

anonymous asked:

I have a very lengthy rant in my head in the way I've noticed the fandom treats harry and how they treat Louis. How they react to them and I'm so angry but I'm so tired. It's always been there but I got to see it from people I didn't expect this past year and well..

People tend to mock Louis when he goes out to get papped or does very obvious and over-the-top fan service, and I rarely, if ever, see the same mocking of Harry when he does the same things, so I’m not sure if that’s what you’re referring to, but I definitely see that behavior and it pisses me off frequently.

2Ps As Things I've Done

2P America: Kneed myself in the face and broke my nose

2P England: Cried because the cupcakes my sister made were so good

2P China: Dabbed and punched myself in the eye

2P Russia: Got into a fight with my parents, stormed off to my room, then proceeded to blast classical music in protest

2P France: Almost chugged a bottle of vanilla extract because I was curious if it would get me drunk

2P Canada: Chugged river water and laughed at my family because they were all too worried to try it even though we’d cleaned it with a steri-pen

2P Italy: Opened a box of pasta with a knife because I had cut my nails too short

2P Germany: Ate 8 servings of instant mashed potatoes for dinner straight out of the pot (and nothing else)

2P Japan: In the middle of English class one day, said “goddamn, I wish I had a sword so I could duel all you bitches” only to realise five seconds later that I have two swords at home

2P Romano: Told my dad that I want to dress so well that people mistake me for a gay man (they’d be right about the gay part)

2P Prussia: Wrote 132 handwritten pages of fanfiction as a joke

anonymous asked:

Hey I messaged you a few months ago (February?) saying that Taylor was straight and we got into an argument and I wanna say sorry for that i've read more of you guys blogs and now that this Joe thing has started i'm 99% sure Taylor is gay. It's really put me off her not because i'm homophobic or anything but I really don't like how her career and songs and personality are basically a total lie, how do you guys know this and still like her?

Hey! I love love love getting messages like this… I’m super glad you kept an open mind and figured it all out for yourself. I am not here to force people into believing what we say, but when people open their eyes and do their own research, it’s pretty magical how quickly they agree with us. 

So as for the “how do we still like her” part, I’d say, personally it’s not that hard. I don’t see it as her lying.. Just as I would never think of a friend who was in the closet as lying to me. She is a young woman who has grown up in an EXTREMELY homophobic industry (especially in country music where she started). You have to understand that if she had been open about her sexuality from the beginning, you would not know who Taylor Swift is. I can guarantee you that if she had been an openly gay/bi woman in her country beginnings she would have been shunned from country music and would never have gained any popularity.  So by that point, she had a reputation to keep up, she needed to continue the facade. When she moved from country to pop, she had gained a HUGE fanbase… made of mainly young, straight (and somewhat conservative) girls. I am super glad that you (and many others) would be 100% okay with her coming out, but you have to understand that at this point many of her fanbase would be outraged at her coming out. She would potentially lose a lot of fans over this, and while I personally believe it would help her overall image, it would be a giant risk for her to come out. 

She isn’t lying to you. You need to shake the idea that she is somehow breaking your trust by staying in the closet. I can guarentee that 98% of “celebrity couples” that you see in magazines ARE FAKE. PR relationships are the status quo for celebrity culture and have been for decades. Taylor is doing the exact same thing as 98% of today’s celebrities and is trying to protect herself from getting hurt by the awful homophobes that are still so prevalent in our culture. 

Don’t think of her lying, if you look close enough in her songs and performances, she throwing us all little winks and acknowledging the fact that we know. Take a listen to I Know Places or Wonderland… she is telling you very clearly ;)

Voltron Characters As Things I've Said

Lance: “I’m the baddest, loneliest bitch you’ve ever met.”

Keith: “Mullets aren’t even that bad.”

Hunk: *makes some ramen* “Gordon Ramsey got nothing on my gourmet ass.”

Pidge: “Bleep blorp. That’s what our robot overlords will say.”


Allura: “Don’t touch me, don’t look at me, don’t even breathe in my direction.”

Coran: “I think there’s some jello on my mustache.”

Zarcon: “What’s wrong with a little death and destruction?”

Haggar: “BRUJERÍA!”

1. It’s okay to give a second chance, but remember there was a reason they needed one. Don’t give them all your trust and love before they deserve it. Make them work for it. If they truly want to be a part of your life, they will. And if they don’t work for it, drop them. They aren’t worth it.

2. Having a boyfriend is nice, but not necessary. It’s helpful to have someone to lean on and to trust and to tell everything. But learn that you can be that someone for yourself. Don’t let a guy use you just to have someone.

3. You can’t unhoe a hoe. Don’t try, please. It still hurts when they leave. Trust me. It hurts even more when you thought they were different.

4. Don’t give up on the day before it even begins. Don’t expect a day to be bad because then it sure as fuck will be. Look forward for each day. Find good in each day. Love something every day. It’ll do your heart good. Even if the only thing you can manage to love are your eyebrows. (Although you’re perfect and should love every single inch of yourself).

5. Smile every day. Please just smile. Even if you have to force it. Just smiling makes you happier. I promise. Maybe force a laugh too. Laughing is good. Be a happy person. Being happy is good. It’s fun and better than being not happy.

6. People come into your life unexpectedly and end up being the best thing in the world. My best friend ended up living doors down from me. She’s a part of me. She makes me me. She’s my soulmate of a friend. She lives over five hours away from me and if we didn’t both get into my school and both live on my hall, I would’ve never met her. But that’s not my point. My point is don’t go looking for people. It’ll happen. I promise. Just let it.

7. Binge watching Netflix is amazing. But also learn to get off your laptop, go outside, be with people. An eno nap is just as nice as a Netflix binge. I swear. Enos are amazing I promise. I love mine. Enjoy the outdoors. It’s nice out. Take a break from school and life and get outside. It’s worth it.

—  7 things I’ve learned since 16
What went down in Kung Food
  • Marinette: hey Alya so I need to talk to my Chinese uncle but I don't speak Chinese
  • Marinette: what should I do
  • Alya: does he speak any English
  • Marinette: what good would that do?
  • Marinette: I don't speak any English
  • Alya: then what are you speaking rn
  • Marinette: French, remember?
  • Alya: oh right I forgot
  • Marinette: yeah this is confusing
  • Alya: so does he speak any French
  • Marinette: idk I don't think imma bother to check
  • Alya: you're trying to get me to send Adrien as an interpreter
  • Marinette: pls Alya
  • Alya: fine he's on his way
  • Wang: this isn't at all awkward
  • Adrien: hey guys!
  • Wang: hey Adrien!
  • Adrien: so you actually speak English then
  • Wang: no this is French
  • Adrien: right
  • Wang: anyway imma be on this cooking competition
  • Adrien: kk cool do you want me to interpret for you
  • Wang: nah I'm sure nothing will go wrong
  • Chloé: *happens*
  • Wang: in retrospect...
  • Hawkmoth: fly my akuma
  • Kung Food: it's time for Chloé to get WRECKED
  • Chloé: wow real original there
  • Kung Food: I'll show you original!!!
  • Kung Food: prepare for a sticky situation as my protégés coat the building in IMPENETRABLE CARAMEL
  • Kung Food: get ready to cry when you witness my FLYING ONION CAMERAS
  • Kung Food: you'll be the one getting cut into slices as you face off against my TEN-FOOT PIZZA SWORD
  • Ladybug: should we jump in and stop him
  • Chat Noir: no not yet he's on a roll here
  • Kung Food: your salty attitude will be the perfect seasoning for my SWIMMING POOL OF BOILING SOUP
  • Kung Food: I always said that the fennel was mightier than the sword
  • Kung Food: pasta la vista, baby
  • Chat Noir: okay, looks like he's out of ideas
  • Ladybug: yeah he defs stole that last one from somewhere
  • Chat Noir: well it's time to take him down
  • Kung Food: *retreats to the roof*
  • Chloé: oh good
  • Kung Food: *suspends Chloé over a swimming pool of boiling soup*
  • Chloé: oh no
  • Jagged Stone: so anyways y'all gotta fight me first
  • Ladybug: what's that weapon you've got?
  • Jagged Stone: you'll be like fish in a barrel as I come at you with my SEAFOOD STAFF
  • Chat Noir:
  • Ladybug: *locks Jagged Stone in the closet like a badass*
  • André: and now you gotta fight me!
  • Ladybug: and what's your deal
  • André: something something sausage fest
  • Ladybug: yeah nope
  • Ladybug: *drops a chandelier on him*
  • Marlena and Alec: and now there's TWO OF US
  • Marlena: prepare to face an onslaught of flavor from my THOUSAND FLYING CAKES
  • Ladybug: okay but
  • Ladybug: let's get real here
  • Ladybug: "thousand flying cakes" is the coolest attack name EVER
  • Ladybug: like, respect
  • Alec: and I can't think of a pun, but here are some BLINDING STINKY CHEESE BOMBS
  • Chat Noir: my inner Plagg is v conflicted
  • Chat Noir: also I just realized my inner Plagg is v literal rn
  • Chat Noir: whoa that's really weird to think about
  • Alec: *wrecks him*
  • Ladybug: *wrecks both Alec and Marlena*
  • Ladybug: and now for the boss fight
  • Chat Noir: don't you mean the chef fight
  • Ladybug: don't try and say one-liners, you're bad at it
  • Chat Noir: I call them pun-liners
  • Kung Food: HEY GUYS
  • Kung Food: *drops Chloé toward soup*
  • Ladybug: whoa Chloé's about to die
  • Ladybug: like wow the stakes have never been higher
  • Ladybug: I can't imagine what life would be like with her gone
  • Kung Food: do you want me to pull her back out so you've got enough time to rescue her
  • Ladybug: nah I got this
  • Ladybug: *rescues Chloé like a badass*
  • Chloé: *is herself*
  • Ladybug: *drops Chloé off roof*
  • Chat Noir: did you just
  • Ladybug: she'll be fine
  • Chat Noir: how do you know
  • Ladybug: the screenwriters need somebody to get people akumatized
  • Chat Noir: oh right
  • Kung Food: *attacks*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *fight back*
  • Ladybug: hey Kung Food hang on a minute
  • Chloé: hey guys so I climbed back up
  • Ladybug: *chucks Chloé off the roof again*
  • Kung Food: that was a worthy diversion
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • Payment terminal: *happens*
  • Ladybug: "payment terminal"? really?
  • Chat Noir: do you have a better name for those things
  • Chat Noir: that's even what it's called on the wiki
  • Ladybug: idk but I've got a good one-liner for it
  • Ladybug: hey Kung Food, we've finished our meal and it's time to pay the bill!
  • Chat Noir: needs work
  • Ladybug: *wrecks Kung Food*
  • Ladybug: you were saying
  • Chat Noir: FINISH HIM
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly
  • Wang: anyway here's the soup I made
  • Alec & co: ok you've won the competition
  • Alec & co: like there are defs no more contestants
  • Wang: btw I renamed the soup
  • Wang: it's now called Marinette Soup
  • Alec & co: might I ask why
  • Wang: bc Marinette fell in the swimming pool of soup
  • Wang: she's responsible for the flavor
  • Marinette: um no I'm right here
  • Wang: oh wow this is awkward
  • Wang: so who was that who fell in the soup
  • Marinette: idk

occasional-sea-singer  asked:

Ooh thats a long tail you got there, ever use it to hang off of things?

“Of course! We have a huge oak in the yard that’s perfect for sunning and napping in, so I always hang on. There’s a small table nearby so I can hang down and get snacks if there’s something there!”