i've got that on a t shirt

just a few things dan howell has said

• who’s to say that sucking balls isn’t a good thing?
• mr. steal your man
• we like the cock everyone
• time and place, you’ve got abs, can i keep my shirt on
• longer is always better in the literary world (wink)
• it hurt but then i liked it
• all the edgy straight guys that watch me for the memes are like no nope i’m out no
• fuck my butt
• fuck my ass
• hello there hunky guy
• it kind of looks like he’s giving me a bj right now
• look at the girth on that one
• you’ve gone for some girthy flowers as well
• do i get to embrace cole sprouse?
• there’s nothing wrong with anal sex
• we’re freaking out inside each other
• get those hard peaks into my mouth
• ‘cause he’s a sexy swim guy
• wanna give me the d?
• your ass is where you feel all the most important emotions

please feel free to add to this list as time goes on

I realized

a. Crap I’m a lose my leading lady.
b. This is the best audition ever. She’s winning a Tony…

I was right. She left Heights the next week. We cried a lot. She won the Tony. But not before I made myself this T-Shirt [I Translated West Side Story, Lost My Leading Lady And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt]

anonymous asked:

hey TJ, you're a pretty stylish guy, right? do you have any advice on how I can develop a sense of style? for most of my life I've been choosing clothes based on what's easy & seems the least likely to attract attention to myself. I want to start being more adventurous but at this point my wardrobe consists entirely of beige khakis and generic t-shirts and idk where to even begin


soo I’m definitely not a fashion guru so it’ll be hard for me to advise for someone else, but I’ll try anyways! 

So I didn’t always wear pastel windbreakers and cheek glitter (who knew). Through middle and highschool I was in the same boat; I wore nothing but hand-me-downs and whatever my mom got at the thrift store lmao. Anything easy and inconspicuous. I only really found my style after I left highschool and was willing to experiment now that no one could judge me and no one could stop me. So I started growing out my hair and buying my own clothes with my own money in an effort to find myself and reach a please where I was happy with my appearance. 

My first tip I guess would be find out what you like. What kind of colors do you like? What compliments your skin complexion as well as your personality? The way I dress kind of ties in with my art; stuff that’s bright and colorful and unusual, setting out to destroy the generic and mundane. 

Start searching around. Look at fashion blogs here on tumblr, look on instagram, start keeping a folder/tag for Look Inspiration™. Don’t directly mimic someone, but do what all good artists do a sample bits and pieces here and there to compose a look that’s truly you. woah that sounded dramatic. 

Browse! I try to shop at smaller unknown places to try to find something really unique. Hit up them thrift shops and clothes exchange stores so you can get that good good on the cheap cheap. If you see something you like, try it on, no matter what it is! And also look out for obscure online stores. My friend claire always sends me links to these random kawaii clothes shops, so be on the lookout for aesthetics you like, be it kawaii, vaporwave, seapunk, dad core,etc

And last tip, fuck what anyone thinks. fuck only shopping in the mens or womens section, if you see something cute and you like it, grab it. 

hope this helps, pop you some tags anon! 

tumblr is gonna fuck up the resolution for this isn’t it? but… I really don’t wanna crop it
anyway, this is a contest entry for a Soul Eater group on deviantART!!! it was pretty fun to do, although there’s some things that I’m still kinda bothered by (in regards to anatomy and stuff) but I just… can’t make myself work on it anymore ;u;

Crona is agender and my headcanon Crona goes by she/her and he/him, I’m also agender and go by she/her, please respect our gender and pronouns
please do not like or reblog if you are kin with Crona or anything related, thank you for helping me keep my anxiety at a minimum!

anonymous asked:

Could you please write some fluffy Nishinoya headcanons? I've got to say, you are seriously my favourite blog on this weird app.

Aww!! I’m touched Thank you very much!

If you ask you shall receive~

  • he does that thing where if you’re cold he’ll pull his jumper over you until your head is peeking out the head hole
  • also scarf sharing bc both of you are dorks
  • he worships you ngl — that t-shirt looks awesome!!! you should get those shoes!!! your hair looks amazing!!!
  • when it’s cold he makes you hot chocolate and you make him coffee; on some days he also gets you a danish
  • smothering his face in kisses
  • you pin his hair back when it’s flat with clips and he loves it
  • wearing his jersey is a one way ticket to kiss-ville and cuddle-town and he loves it very, very much
  • hand holding and finger kisses
  • he gets v flustered with PDA in public but seriously loves it
  • dancing late at night to pop music in the kitchen and his pyjamas while making tea
  • cupping your face before he kisses you
  • wrapping your arms around his neck to tangle your hands in his hair
  • cuddling every day
  • adorableness and forehead kisses

There is a pupper at my feet as I write this amazing request, she is adorable. She sleeping now.

Hope you like it!

[inbox is open for requests and to chat but closed for matchups!]

- Admin Emi

Cons always go too fast…sad to leave. It’s never enough time to spend with all the friends I only get to see once a year… I’ll miss you guys!

But I got this new Eeveelution shirt yesterday, so there’s that. Also sad that finding Korra shirts seems to be so difficult these days… Gotta stick with the internet for that. (*cough*Nick would actually make a lot of money if they sold more Avatar merch…story of our lives…*cough*)

anonymous asked:

My mom was a punk in the eighties/nineties, and I've called dibs on all her stuff. She's got this cool studded leather jacket, and a rock and reagan t-shirt which currently has a ton of wholes in it but I plan to sew it up.

Sweet! I hope it fits!

~ mod Petar


My favorite t-shirt ever has been languishing in a keepsake bin for years; but today it got a new life! Still working on the front of the vest (there are some visible gaps reserved for Mr. Argentum’s patches), and pin placement is still a matter of consideration, but Shiva gets pride of place. Rightly so. DIAMONDO DASUTO✨❄️🌬

Real story 3
  • Mom: I've buy for you one of your One Piece figurines !
  • Me: oh thank you mom ! Which one it is ?
  • Mom: I hesitate between two : I saw that you already got one with black hair (portgas d ace) so I didn't take this Trafalgar with a yellow t-shirt ...
  • Me : but ... but ...
  • Mom : so I offer you this Akainu !! Do you like it ??
  • Me: but... MY precious Law... and this bastard ...
Shhh, don't worry || Newt Scamander x Reader

Request: It’d be so lovely if you could do a Newt x depressed reader who’s having a crisis and he comforts her


Your head was in your hands as you were sitting in the corner of your room, trying to stop the shaking of your shoulders. All you could think was thoughts of how you were inadequate, never good enough.. you just hoped that this feeling would pass, but it felt as though it would never end. You let out a particularly loud sob, covering your mouth right afterwards to try and stop from attracting attention. However it was too late, you ears picked up the distant sound of footsteps, so you curled up even more, not wanting to draw too much attention to your shaking form.
“Y/N? Y/N where are you? I heard something… are you ok?” You heard Newt’s voice, making you look up slightly, your face red from your crying. That slight movement made Newt look over to your direction and he hurried over to you.
“Oh Y/N… what happened?” He said softly, pulling you gently into his arms.
All you could do at the moment was lay almost motionless in his arms, doing your best not to start crying again as he rubbed your back lightly.
“I… I mean.. w-why am I… why am I never g-good enough?” You asked in a broken voice before you started to cry into his chest.
“Shhhh Y/N, you are good enough, in fact I like to think that you are the very best.” He whispered to you, making your sobs stop for just a moment to look up at him.
“D-do you really mean it?… you’re not just s-saying that..” your eyes were filled with tears as you asked that, waiting for his answer.
“Love, I would only say that if it were true.. I
l-love you Y/N.. you are the best to me… now shhhh, don’t worry, it’s all going to be ok, I’m going to stay right here until you are feeling better… although I think we should move to the bed, would be more comfy, don’t you think?” He let out a soft chuckle, smiling softly down at you.
At the moment your face was bright red, looking up at him.. before you flung your arms around his neck and hugged him tightly.
“Thank you… I-i love you too… and gosh… just t-thank you so m-much Newt..and yes I think it would be more comfy” you mumbled out against his shirt.
“Thank goodness you do, and let’s walk over to the bed then love, you must be tired after all that.” Newt kept you wrapped in his arms as he led you over to the bed, keeping you close.
“I’m never leaving you, and you will always be good enough for me.”

Maxis Match or Alpha?

As some of you may have seen, I’ve been posting posts with Alpha cc in them :p Aaaaaand I kind of got into it, so I use some alpha now.

BUT. I’ll be still making Maxis Match hairs since I can’t mesh Alpha, and I still love Maxis Match

So I guess I’m semi-mm and semi-alpha? I use both! (that shirt in the Alpha side is not Alpha, it’s John’s cool shirt, but it looks good so I’mma go for it!)

You can ask about the CC in this post by the way :P

This post is not dramatic, but if you hate seeing Alpha in your dashboard, I think it’s time for you to go. I love both sides and I’m using both, period.

just some of the reasons why ross geller is a kind and lovely cutie pie and people should stop and think before they go around saying he’s a horrible character:

  • he gave up the opportunity to be on tv to stay with rachel and help her get ready when she hurt her ribs
  • he agreed not to see anyone else and to be there for rachel 24/7 when she had emma just because that’s what she wanted
  • he made an effort to hide that fact that monica’s childhood stuff was ruined by pretending that his stuff was hers because he knew how much it would upset her if she found out
  • he bought phoebe a really cute bike because she didn’t have one as a child
  • he told rachel to go to paris even though he didn’t want her to because he knew it was what she wanted and that it would make her happy
  • he kissed joey to help him practise for his audition when nobody else would
  • he told joey to give it a go with rachel even though it really bothered him because he could see it was what they wanted
  • he’s extra cute with his children and got so excited when ben said his first word
  • he made emma’s birthday cake into a bunny to make rachel happy
  • he walked carol down the aisle when she married susan even though she was his ex-wife and she left him
  • he gave rachel the tiny t-shirt back

anonymous asked:

I'm really sorry to bother you on this subject but it's the Underware Discourse™ and I need to get this off my chest. So I'm totally on your side,, they wear at least underwear under their suits, if not also t-shirts and tights or sth because 1) ew? 2) what would Pidge do? WHAT WOULD ALLURA DO??? honestly


  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> "I've never had a girlfriend…I fucking want one."<p/><b>Taurus:</b> "Hello, I am sad. Also drunk…also sad."<p/><b>Gemini:</b> "This is just a gentle reminder that you are alive, and that you're living and breathing. You're on a beautiful planet; and you are a beautiful, clever, wonderful, talented person."<p/><b>Cancer:</b> "I got a detention once for taking a picture of the sky, 'cause I thought it looked cool."<p/><b>Leo:</b> "Plus I've always wondered if I'm a good kisser."<p/><b>Virgo:</b> "And then I asked around and I realized, they put me in a room full of models-- Full of dancers and actors, and models. And I'm fucking there dressed like an EGG!"<p/><b>Libra:</b> "And my armpits are like screaming."<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> "My hands are really cold. I'm so sorry, I have bad circulation."<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> "I'm currently naked."<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> "It's okay. We all have bad days."<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> "Am I drunk? No. I wish."<p/><b>Pisces:</b> "I'm wearing a t-shirt with little dogs. Look, they have little party hats on."<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>