i've got enough to go around


Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by @zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.

Them finding out you are pregnant with their child


Originally posted by spiderholland

  • actually melts
  • “Are you for real!?”
  • you show him the pregnancy test
  • And you assuring him that he will be a great father
  • “Peter, we are not naming our child Tony”
  • “I’m just saying-”
  • “No.”
  • Deciding to tell Aunt May
  • She is really happy and supportive 
  • “I mean, the making process was fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ”


Originally posted by talkinboutmyimagination

  • will not stop smiling
  • “Are you even listening to me?”
  • Not even a single worry
  • And when you get insecure as a mother, he will be there to tell you that you are just fine
  • The Avengers freaked out, but Tony just smirked
  • “I heard you that night”
  • You got to paint the baby room together
  • “It was the most fun I've ever had”
  • “It’s because I was there”
  • Everything went smoothly as if you planned it


Originally posted by itsyourboystiffyliveat

  • As if he didn’t have enough kids at the manor
  • “Oh shit”
  • You’d be in tears because you were scared that something will go wrong trough out the process 
  • But of course, he was there to help you cheer up
  • “I will take care of it as if it was mine, Miss [Y/N]”
  • “I think I'll be fine Alf.”
  • You wanted to make sure the child didn’t find out about the bat
  • it ended up as the sixth robin…


Originally posted by fireworkofdec

  • As if you weren’t freaking out to tell him
  • he seemed angry to you for some reason (that wasn’t true ofc)
  • but that quickly escalated to a tight hug
  • “I’ll make sure this child lives the best life possible”
  • you had to go furniture shopping together 
  • You were both so happy when you saw the decorated room after so much work went over it
  • You imagined the small child running around
  • After it was born, you both tried to get time and take care of it
  • you would read her/him stories to bed
  • all your insecurities flew away


Originally posted by varied-marvels

  • O boi
  • How did that happen  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE SEX EVERY WEEK OR ANYTHING  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • you tried to be serious, but Tony wasn’t at all
  • he just kept smiling and giggling like the giggly bitch he is
  • but you still love him
  • “Okay so….what are you doing”
  • “I’m planning the-”


No but for real I bet Tony is so fucking uptight about Peter drinking alcohol though

anonymous asked:

(#1) Okay, so I need to share a cute story. It's going to be long though. I came out as trans at work a little while ago and they know I've been seeing men so a while back we had an after work where we got pretty drunk and one of my friends very respectfully asked me if he could ask me some question regarding my genderidenty. I said fire away cause I feel it's better they ask me than rumors start going around, so: his question was whether or not I'm gay since I've dated med. I said no,

(#2) I’ve always been bi. Okay, fair enough he said. Then: how do you know that you’re bi? I looked at him for a while before the penny dropped and I asked him back: are you unsure? He went on the defense and started saying stuff like: No, no, no I’m totally straight, very much so. And I was like, yeah, sure you are sweetie but I left it at that for the moment. A couple of weeks later he came and asked me if he could buy me lunch and we could talk. I said yes, and when we sat there he said:

(#3) ‘I think you were right. I’ve never cared about genders but I’m kind of scared of what that implies. Do I need to start having sex? Because I don’t like having sex.’ This led me into a long and complicated description about pan, bi and ace. He realized panromantic ace fit him perfectly and he looked so damn happy about it I just wanted to hug him. So I did. And that’s the story of how I helped a confused 30 y/o man with his sexuality and got myself a boyfriend in the process.


anonymous asked:

A different praising anon here. I've been a part of the fandom for a long time and have been trying to walk along the line to avoid Maxwil and Willowson due to ship wars. But your art has made me reconsider and I adore Maxwil. Bless you and your art!

Both are cute and have unique chemistry between characters! I dont see why someone cant like both of them since there’s a lot of cute art between the two ^^ I believe there’s enough Wilson to go around alsobutthatsjustmeeee

Thank you for your nice words! I’m happy I got to rope more ppl in (^v^)bb

anonymous asked:

Hi! I've just adopted a crested gecko, and am so afraid of handling them. I've waited a week, they've settled in, but they get so stressed when I try to atleast get them to my hand, and I don't want to scare them so much, I just really need some tips and help. Thank you in advance <3 (They are by the way around seven months and I've got no idea how much they were handled before)

I personally wait two weeks, but many people think a week is enough so that is up to you. 

My suggestion is go slower! Cresties are actually pretty easy to tame. I’ve also tamed feral cats, mustangs, parrots, etc. using this method – animals that are much more difficult to tame down – and the strategies are all pretty much the same. 

For the next week, sit close to the tank while you do stuff – read, draw, go on your laptop/tablet/phone, watch TV, whatever you can do while sitting kind of quietly. 

Then for a period of time, do as much as you can while resting your hand on the tank, and moving your hand around the tank on the outside.  Do as much of this as you can while it’s evening, when the crestie is more likely to be awake. Try not to disturb them in the day at first.

Then spend some time just resting your hand inside the enclosure while still. Be sure that it’s safe to do so and the crestie isn’t going to bolt.

Then you start moving your hand more, and when the crestie doesn’t seem disturbed by this, then you start actually approaching the crestie with it.

You might also offer crested gecko diet from your fingertip, after you’ve gotten to this point!

Basically you want the crestie to learn that when you are there, when you move, you are not about to pounce and eat them. Touching them when they don’t know that feels like a threat, so let them get used to your presence, and movement, first.

When you pick up your crestie, just make sure you do so around their body, supporting them, and don’t pull on them too hard if they’re wrapped around a vine or something. Be mindful of their tails, which they can drop.

It may seem a bit tedious, but it’s a very reliable way to tame an animal, and get them to feel safe, rather than just overloading them. With cresties it can often be accomplished in a couple weeks, rather than months or even years of work with some other animals!

Diabolik Lovers Dark Fate: Sakamaki Shuu (Heaven 03)

(Today I felt like a change, I changed my hairstyle a little but…)


(It seems like Shuu-san hasn’t noticed, he’s listening to music like always…)

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yizukikhons  asked:

I've noticed that you seem to have a thing for stories that are 11 chapters long. Unless it's a oneshot or incomplete most of your stories hover around this length. Not critisizing, just an interesting observation I've made. Is there any particular reason?

It just seems a good story length for me - long enough to cover everything I want to cover at decent length and short enough to keep my interest - or in some cases short enough for me to go “eh I got this far might as well finish it” when I do lose interest. Longer than 11 chapters and I’m likely to get sick and bored of the story - see every story of mine longer than 11 chapters x3

@frauleinpflaume‘s OC Rage (who I am ever-so in love with)

Poor girl hasn’t even been awake long enough to have her coffee before someone’s started trying to get her back in the bed…

geekysparkle  asked:

FMA prompts? Did you say FMA prompts? Oh darling 😏 My favorites include anything doing with Ed's automail, it breaking, his shoulder getting infected from something, rain making his limbs ache... God, I've been meaning to write something along these probably since 2014 (the unfortunate year in which I published my first fics) but I never got around it. Nightmares are also wonderful. Ed is literally a hurt/comfort fan's daydream.

YESSS I was hoping you’d send me a prompt!! I think I’m going to go with Ed’s automail being really heavy and aching really badly when he’s got a fever and muscle aches <3 I hope you enjoy the spamming of Ed whump that’s about to overwhelm your feed! 

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“I told you, Newt,” Theseus said, leaning forward in his chair to put his elbows on the table. “You’re like marmite; people either love you or they hate you but still keep you around just in case.”

Percy snorted suddenly, surprising Goldstein, at the dry look the magizoologist gave his brother. “Thanks,” Newt said. “I feel so much better now.”

Theseus, you’re an absolute twat to your brother and I fucking love you for it heh

  • *egos sitting around a table playing Uno*
  • Wilford: *plays a draw 4* Take this! Draw four!
  • Dark: God damn it Wil, I've got enough cards. *draws 4*
  • Wilford: Sorry but that's how the game's played!
  • Dark: *grumbling* You're going to pay for that.
signs as marina and the diamonds quotes
  • aries: i wanna mean something to somebody else / feel a significance in the real world
  • taurus: i get more turned on by pink cupcakes than heroine
  • gemini: you named it after me / but im not yours to keep / because you'll never see / that the stars are free
  • cancer: time to back off motherfucker / do you really want me to write a feminist anthem? / im happy in the kitchen cooking dinner for my husband
  • leo: i know i've got a big ego / i really don't know why it's such a big deal though / and i'm sad to the core
  • libra: deception and perfection are wonderful traits / one will breed love, the other hate / you'll find me in the lonely hearts
  • virgo: i know exactly what i want and who i want to be / i know exactly why i walk and talk like a machine / im now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy
  • scorpio: i wanna stay inside all day / i want the world to go away / i want blood, guts, and chocolate cake
  • sagittarius: i wanna be completely weightless / i wanna touch the edge of greatness
  • capricorn: got bubble wrap around my heart / waiting for my life to start
  • aquarius: all my life i've tried to fight what history has given me
  • pisces: one life with one dream on repeat / i'll escape if i try hard enough
Variations on Meadow (Improv)
Ashmeera Sevellaraja

Hey guys! Remember Meadow? It was a pretty bad recording - my phone was perched on the corner of my piano, and you can hear my grandmother and cousin talking in the background. It was also recorded around nine months ago and rather hastily. But it’s one of the few compositions that has stuck with me, and I wanted to see where else it could go. 

I’ve been playing around with the key and melody the last couple of days, and I needed to get this out of my system before I start my clinical rotation work tomorrow. It’s far from done, and most of the middle is improvisation, but I finally got my old recording equipment to work so it’s a far cry better in terms of audio quality. 

Anyway, enough of my blabbering. Here you go. 

  • Professor Ozpin: The pair of you shall receive a weeks detention for your actions.
  • Jaune and Cardin: Yes sir.
  • General Ironwood: Don't you think a week is a bit a lenient? In the army actions like theirs would have had them suspended.
  • Professor Ozpin: I'm not running an army here, General, I'm running a school. If you disagree then you can go back to your school in Atlas and assign suitable discipline for your students there.
  • General Ironwood: Maybe I will.
  • Professor Ozpin: Good.
  • Glynda Goodwitch: Oh my fucking dust vials! Do you two even hear yourselves?
  • Professor Ozpin: Glynda!
  • Glynda Goodwitch: NO! I've had enough. Do you have any idea of the crap I have to put up with? I've got fucking students trying to ride bloody Ursa Majors around campus and I've got you and James trying to up one another in who's got the biggest dick. Well guess what bitches, no more am I going to run around clearing up everyone's bullshit while you sit on your flabby ass all day. Glynda out!
  • Professor Ozpin: ...
  • General Ironwood: ...
  • Jaune Arc: ...
  • Cardin Winchester: ....Wow.
First year Simon and Baz
  • Baz: *grinning, pulling a book he'd taken (without permission - he lived life wildy) from his father's library - a cookbook -one with recipes that include 'fairies' as a main part of every meal, from his bag*
  • Simon: *staring at the book and then at Baz's face, noticeably shaken*
  • Simon: *eyes widening, frown spreading*
  • Baz: Ah-HAH! Found the perfect one, right here, see? Slow-cooked on a skewer over a dragon's flame. I don't think I've got a dragon flame, but I'm sure mine will do well enough... *raises a handful of flames*
  • Simon: *crying and looking around for an adult, like, the mage maybe* WHY IS HE SO CREEPY?!

Just a follow up on the post I made earlier

Most of the people they’d met on their journey had probably never seen an Elf with their own eyes before, and I wondered if they’d freaked out when they saw Legolas. Maybe some of them kind of followed him around and he wouldn’t be able to go anywhere without a group of people staring at him and he’d just be really uncomfortable and awkward sfdhjaglf

EDIT: Now with part 2!

Wiped Out sentence starters
  • "I'm hoping that you'll keep your heart open."
  • "If you don't ask, I won't tell."
  • "It all hurts just the same."
  • "Something is wrong, I can't explain."
  • "You'll never know what they might do if they catch you too early."
  • "I feel like prey."
  • "I'll probably take you aside and tell you what's on my mind, but you, you'll just keep it inside, probably tell me that you're alright."
  • "Something I saw, or something I did that made me like this; could you help me?"
  • "I don't want to fight."
  • "I think I talk too much, I need to listen."
  • "I think I try too hard."
  • "I can taste it, my heart's breakin'."
  • "I can't take it, I'm impatient, tell me, baby."
  • "I know I'll fall in love with you."
  • "I hope you won't ever lie to me."
  • "I won't be your cry baby."
  • "I think I worry a lot."
  • "I need to take it easy."
  • "I got this anxious feeling, but it goes away for a minute when I'm with you breathing."
  • "I know I'll fall in love with you, baby and that's not what I wanna do."
  • "Lost and afraid, young and innocent, but getting older."
  • "I don't wanna be alone."
  • "My current state is heavy; hope it's a phase or something."
  • "I don't know what to believe, all I wanna do is leave."
  • "Maybe I'll end up alone."
  • "I don't wanna let you down, so promise you won’t let me drown."
  • "I got the pressure that's pushing my buttons and making me think about death."
  • "I got some mixed emotions about how I'm handling the stress."
  • "I'm back and forth, I can't make up my mind."
  • "If I told you that I loved you, tell me, what would you say?"
  • "If I told you that I hated you, would you go away?"
  • "I don't want to lie, I've been relying on you."
  • "Fallin' again, I need a pick-me-up."
  • "I've been callin' you "friend," I might need to give it up."
  • "I can admit, I am not fireproof."
  • "I hope I don't burden you."
  • "You make me feel little how you're looking at me."
  • "You can throw me shade, all it does is just cool me off."
  • "First it just threw me off, now I'm just moving on."
  • "Take you like a drug, I taste you on my tongue."
  • "Ask me something that I won't forget."
  • "It's crazy what you do for fame."
  • "Go ahead and cry, little girl."
  • "Nobody does it like you do."
  • "I know how much it matters to you."
  • "The shame always comes at the worst time."
  • "I love it when I'm high with you."
  • "I keep on trying to let you go."
  • "I didn't cry when you left at first."
  • "I know that you got daddy issues, and I do, too."
  • "I gave her everything that I had."
  • "Got our names tattooed on each other just to prove to each other that we'd do what we said."
  • "I was only 17 when we first tried things, when she first made me feel like a man."
  • "Who's the one you're sleeping with?"
  • "Don't you sit in front of me and wait for me to talk."
  • "You can call me up, phone works two ways, you know."
  • "I think that I'll be just fine, I wish I could say the same for you."
  • "Nobody's leaving this room for a minute."
  • "Sick of the people who make the decisions."
  • "Who let the evil in?"
  • "What's the problem here?"
  • "I made love and I thought of you."
  • "I'm begging, I'm even on my knees."
  • "I've got a dozen insecurities."
  • "I don't think you should be worried for me."
  • "I want a new yellow Ferrari from the 90’s in the driveway."
  • "I want it now, I want it loud, I want it my way."
  • "Don't tell me about the rules and break them."
  • "Don't say you love me more... better not say it."
  • "I met her at church, but she could be Satan."
  • "We're on earth to break each others hearts in two."
  • "It's hard with you when I'm too far from you."
  • "I look at the stars, do you?"
  • "You've got enough pain for both of us."
  • "I've got all these things I'm focused on."
  • "You treat all the rules like you're the queen."
  • "I don't know if we should be alone together."
  • "I still got a crush, that's obvious."
  • "If nobody's around, what's stopping us?
  • "Everywhere I go, you show."
  • "I love to watch her dance."
  • "I don't think that we should be around each other."
  • "When you're in the room, you get my eyes."
  • "You open your mouth, I'm hypnotized."
  • "I can make you laugh until you cry."
  • "You know you got all my attention."
  • "She was my baby girl... I might never get her back, but I don't mind being patient."
  • "She's my soulmate."
  • "I don't want you to worry, she'll be so safe right here."
  • "I'm just telling the truth."
  • "Wrap me up in Chanel inside my coffin."
  • "I'd like to be proud, but somehow I'm ashamed."
  • "Sweet little baby in a world full of pain."
  • "Put me in the dirt, let me dream with the stars."
  • "I was naive and hopeful and lost."
  • "I need a cigarette."
Farscape Sentence Starters
  • "No one knows you here. It's only people who know you that want to kill you."
  • "My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on."
  • "Can I get a 'HELL YEAH'?"
  • "I got great eyes! They're 20/20 and they're blue!"
  • "Was it easy to be a hero?..... Leave me behind?"
  • "You want someone to like you? Invest in a mirror."
  • "Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light."
  • "Did you send the 'don't shoot, we're pathetic' transmission yet?"
  • "I'm stoked, not stupid."
  • "My friend, you have one thing to learn. There is always time for beer."
  • "You're worse than me. I like that."
  • "From the first moment I laid eyes on you, I could never see the end."
  • "I just can't be your kind of hero."
  • "I figure doing the right thing starts at the beginning of the day, not after you've been caught."
  • "I am no one's female."
  • "This plan is so bad, it has to be ours."
  • "It's a Jerry Springer kind of family, but for what it's worth, you are family."
  • "Remember those rattlers in the stomach we talked about? Well, I've got 'em now."
  • "I am unimpressed by your masculine memories."
  • "It's not you, it's me. I don't like you."
  • "I will not be a slave to your hormones!"
  • "She was vague to the point that I suspected she didn't have a clue."
  • "You defy the entire theory of natural selection."
  • "You can be more."
  • "I am not a scientist. I am, however, what I've always been, and that is superior."
  • "I apologize for my strengths!"
  • ".... I am standing in your heart... and I am about to squeeze."
  • "Revenge is a dish best served cold, and you like revenge, don't you?"
  • "Shooting makes me feel better!"
  • "My size is never a matter of discussion."
  • "And you say you think you loved this man?"
  • "Kryptonite. Silver bullet. Buffy. What's it gonna take to keep you in the grave?"
  • "Why do I always attract the freaks?"
  • "We've come a long way since then, and we've still got a long way to go. Take the journey with me."
  • "I can handle big."
  • "Comfy? Can I get you a pillow?"
  • "I'm a guy. A guy! Guys dream about this sort of thing!"
  • "Same dren, different planet."
  • "Merry Frelling Christmas."
  • "I've been around long enough to know how ignorant I am. I don't assume the universe obeys my preconceptions, but I know a frelling fact when it hits me in the face."
  • "That's a nice sword... Ever slay any dragons with it?"
  • "One more word of technobabble and I will cut your tongue out!"
  • "You do not scare me, missy...... Okay. You scare me a little."
  • "You're making even less sense than usual... but in a cute way."
  • "I don't snurch! I procure."
  • "Look upward and share the wonders I've seen."