i've got a favorite

got my nails done for all the weddings i have coming up and OF COURSE i chose gray. my url is really representing me well rn. 


Rumiko Week - Day #1: Favorite Female Characters


stare through the mirror of the self, reflect the face of someone else (the bodyguard au) by bigchickcannibalistic

She’s leaning it. Red lips close – so tantalising close it’s fucking taunting her and it’s fucking unfair. So fucking unfair. Because her heart’s pounding, her hands are already on her hips and her throat is so dry it could be a fucking desert.

And it’s so fucking unfair because this is not how it’s supposed to go, and how can her body just betray her like that, just give in to temptation wrapped in a black dress and with positively thirsty eyes?


Right. We’ll always be together. So, Sho…Find Kan this time.

He’s just like I was back then. Lost. You’re the only one who can stop him. Please find his heart. Kan thinks he’s all alone in the world. He’s crying inside.

shall we dance?

 @whimsical-writer said: Fluff Prompt: Carolina doesn’t ask for two AIs, and thus South gets the Happiness/Joy AI (I don’t know if we know which that is of Eta and Iota :“u)

Characters: Agent South, Agent North, Iota

Warnings: None

Words: 1089

On AO3

South hated dance classes as a child. Ballet, especially, was infuriating – she wasn’t allowed to run and shout and jump but had to stand at the barre with everyone else, back straight, chin up, arm just so. Every class more rigid and structured than the last, until Quetlyn called her “sausage-legs” and South punched her in the face. And, well, that was the end of ballet classes.

(“Good job,” North had whispered to her afterwards, so serious already at ten years old. Their parents had felt differently.)

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*walks up to mic*

*clears throat*




Endless List of Favorite Pairings Howl/Howell Jenkins + Sophie Hatter (Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones)

“Oh, confound that gray-and-scarlet suit!” Sophie said. “I refuse to believe that I was the one that got caught with it!” The trouble was the blue-and-silver suit seemed to have worked just the same.

The Signs as Quotes I've Heard in Rent Rehearsal
  • Aries: "If you get an std from ear sex its hearing AIDS"
  • Taurus: "Sorry guys but Rick and Morty killed my parents so I have to get my revenge by making edgy memes"
  • Gemini: "Real bisexuals don't like women"
  • Cancer: "My motivation is that I'm becoming spider-man"
  • Leo: "525,600 Reasons Why is my favorite Netflix show"
  • Virgo: "I've got kids in the cabaret making more drugs"
  • Libra: "I didn't learn the lyrics so I kept singing 'dominos pizza delivers' over and over again and I don't think anyone noticed"
  • Scorpio: "Her hooker skirt is from the American Girl Doll store"
  • Sagittarius: "She's not transgender but I love her anyway"
  • Capricorn: "You look like you're addicted to deli sandwiches instead of drugs"
  • Aquarius: "That's what happens if you're homosexual or a crossdresser. If you're straight the power of music shall save you"
  • Pisces: "um. no? that's really hurtful, to go off stereotypes like that. not ALL gays puke glitter."

Orangie Sungjong Aesthetic 

(Thanks to @soooldout for tagging me)

How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire
Leave the battlefield waving Robbie Rotten’s hat higher?

I've got muscle...
Final Fantasy XV
I've got muscle...

Noctis: *pant* Damn this place is hot!

Gladio: Then lose the shirt.  ( ¬_¬)

Noctis: Like you? No way.

Gladio: What? Too embarrassed to show off your scrawny body?  (。≖ˇ∀ˇ≖。)

Noctis: Hey! I’ve got muscle!…. you just… can’t see it.  (・-・ ;;)

Gladio: If you say so…