i've been on here way too long

anonymous asked:

what are the weirdest things that have happened to you here in tumblr dot hell

i have a fuckn list omg

  1. that one time some random anon went around telling my mutuals that i had died in a car accident and made a few of my friends cry, all while i was asleep
  2. that one time so many of you started submitting my name to akinator that i actually turned out as a result for a few weeks but i’m probably not there anymore 
  3. that one time someone made a literal hate blog for me, saying i was a bad influence bc i was promoting pedophilia bc i was 18yo dating a 26yo (i wasn’t)
  4. that one time someone made a callout post for me because i was appropriating mexican culture when i’m mexican
  5. that one time i got nominated for the prettiest on some fandom “awards” (never asked anyone to do it and never asked ppl to vote) and got so much hate for winning that i had to turn off anons for a month and still got hate afterwards
  6. that one time some anon claimed to be stalking me, saying they could see me through my windows and shit
  7. that one time some random anon started submitting my selfies to porn blogs lmaooooo
  8. that one time someone accused me of not being mexican and lying about it for attention and so many people believed them that i had to post a long ass snap story showing i live in monterrey, and still got hate for it
  9. that one time someone made a fake blog pretending to be me ??? they didn’t do anything “problematic” with the blog but it was still very very weird 
  10. that one time some anons kept messaging my irl friends asking for my nudes, private information, etc, and sent them hate when they refused lol

dont-touch-my-sons  asked:

9 for whatever you first get inspiration for!

From this list of soulmate AUs. Have some queerplatonic HeiShin. Unrevised.

9 the one where your soulmate’s last words to you are written on your body.


“See ya, Kudou.”

Sometimes, when Shinichi is feeling especially morbid, he looks at those words carved on his chest. If he looks down, he can just see the characters raised above the skin of his heart like some kind of warning. “See ya, Kudou.” It’s an Osakan dialect contraction. Shinichi doesn’t even know anyone from Osaka. It doesn’t stop him from looking at it though, tracing the kana, hoping to find meaning in it.

He hasn’t yet, and it’s been years since it appeared. Hard to find meaning in a casual goodbye. Only they must be on good terms if his soulmate is so casual on his deathbed. That’s about the only thing he can take from it.

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÷ Sentence Starters
  • "I was born inside a small town."
  • "Friends and family filled with envy when they should be filled with pride."
  • "And when the world's against me, is when I really come alive."
  • "I need to get in the right mind and clear myself up."
  • "I look in the mirror, questioning what I've become."
  • "I'm well aware of certain things that can destroy a man like me."
  • "I am happy on my own so here I'll stay."
  • "I used to think that nothing could be better than touring the world with my songs."
  • "I chased the picture perfect life, I think they painted it wrong."
  • "I think that money is the route of all evil, and fame is hell."
  • "Ain't nobody want to see you down in the dumps."
  • "You're living your dream and this should be fun."
  • "I beg you don't be disappointed with the man I've become."
  • "I guess you know I've been away."
  • "Where I'm heading, who knows?"
  • "My heart will stay the same."
  • "I was younger then."
  • "I found my heart and broke it here."
  • "I can't wait to go home."
  • "I miss the way you make me feel."
  • "We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill."
  • "Had my first kiss on a Friday night... I don't reckon I did it right."
  • "Maybe I came on too strong."
  • "Maybe I waited too long."
  • "Maybe I played my cards wrong."
  • "Baby I apologise for it."
  • "I've been known to give my all."
  • "Don't call me baby unless you mean it."
  • "Don't tell me you need me if you don't believe it."
  • "So let me know the truth before I dive right into you."
  • "You're a mystery."
  • "I have traveled the world and there's no other girl like you."
  • "What's your history?"
  • "Do you have a tendency to lead some people on? 'Cause I heard you do."
  • "The club isn't the best place to find a lover."
  • "Girl, you know I want your love."
  • "Your love was handmade for somebody like me."
  • "I may be crazy, don't mind me."
  • "Boy, let's not talk too much, grab on my waist and put that body on me."
  • "I'm in love with the shape of you."
  • "We push and pull like a magnet do."
  • "I'm in love with your body."
  • "Now my bedsheets smell like you."
  • "Although my heart is falling, too, I'm in love with your body."
  • "I never knew you were the someone waiting for me."
  • "We were just kids when we fell in love, not knowing what it was."
  • "I will not give you up this time."
  • "Darling, just kiss me slow."
  • "Darling, you look perfect tonight."
  • "Well I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know."
  • "She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I'll share her home."
  • "We are still kids, but we're so in love."
  • "I know we'll be alright this time."
  • "Be my girl, I'll be your man."
  • "I see my future in your eyes."
  • "I don't deserve this, darling, you look perfect tonight."
  • "I know I have met an angel in person."
  • "You look perfect tonight."
  • "Baby, I just want to dance."
  • "She shared a cigarette with me while her brother played the guitar."
  • "You know she beat me at darts and then she beat me at pool."
  • "She kissed me like there was nobody else in the room."
  • "I was holding her hand, her hand was holding mine."
  • "I swear I'm going to put you in a song that I write."
  • "You look happier."
  • "I saw that both your smiles were twice as wide as ours."
  • "Ain't nobody hurt you like I hurt you, but ain't nobody love you like I do."
  • "Promise that I will not take it personal if you're moving on with someone new."
  • "You look happier, you do, my friends told me one day I'll feel it, too."
  • "I'll smile to hide the truth, but I know I was happier with you."
  • "Everything's reminding me of you."
  • "You're happier, aren't you?"
  • "I know that there's others that deserve you, but my darling, I am still in love with you."
  • "I know I was happier with you."
  • "I knew one day you'd fall for someone new."
  • "If he breaks your heart like lovers do, just know that I'll be waiting here for you."
  • "Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means."
  • "But I heard he makes you happy so that's fine by me."
  • "I'm just keeping it real."
  • "I'll be trying not to double tap, from way back, cause I know that's where the trouble's at."
  • "Let me remind you of the days when you used to hold my hand and when we sipped champagne."
  • "I guess if you were Lois Lane, I wasn't superman, just a young boy trying to be loved."
  • "If it was meant to be, you wouldn't be calling me up trying to fuck."
  • "I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me."
  • "I know you're missing all this kind of love."
  • "In the back of the club kissing a boy that ain't him."
  • "You're still a young girl trying to be loved."
  • "When you're with him I know you're lonely."
  • "Please, remember you're still free, to make the choice and leave."
  • "She is the sweetest thing that I know."
  • "You should see the way she holds me when the lights go low."
  • "Oh we're in love, aren't we?"
  • "I feel safe when you're holding me near."
  • "Love the way that you conquer your fear."
  • "You know hearts don't break around here."
  • "Spent my summer time beside her, and the rest of the year the same."
  • "She is the lighthouse in the night that will safely guide me home."
  • "I'm not scared of passing over or the thought of growing old, because from now until I go, every night I'll kiss you."
  • "We could change this whole world with a piano."
  • "I'm just a boy with a one-man show."
  • "Love could change the world in a moment."
  • "The revolution's coming, it's a minute away."
  • "I know, I'm all for people following their dreams."
  • "The future's in the hands of you and me."
  • "You are the one, girl."
  • "How would you feel, if I told you I loved you?"
  • "So tell me that you love me, too."
  • "We were sat upon our best friend's roof, I had both of my arms round you, watching the sunrise replace the moon."
  • "We were sitting in a parked car, stealing kisses in the front yard."
  • "I'm in pieces, it's tearing me up."
  • "A heart that's broke is a heart that's been loved."
  • "I hope that I see the world as you did."
  • "A life with love is a life that's been lived."
  • "I've got two left feet and a bottle of red wine."
  • "We're going somewhere where the sun is shining bright."
  • "You're like something that God has sent me."
  • "I lost my shoes last night, I don't know where I put my keys."
  • "I get lonely and make mistakes from time to time."
  • "My heart is breaking at the seams and I'm coming apart now."
  • "Always say what's on your mind."
  • "I was twenty four years old when I met the woman I would call my own."
  • "Her daddy said, 'No, you can't marry my daughter.'"
  • "I'm gonna marry the woman I love."
  • "Never had I seen such beauty before."
  • "I never worried about the king and crown."
  • "I gave all my oxygen to people that could breath."
  • "I gave away my money and now we don't even speak."
  • "I drove miles and miles, but would you do the same for me."
  • "Life can get you down so I just numb the way it feels."
  • "I drown it with a drink and out of date prescription pills."
  • "All the ones that love me, they just left me on the shelf."
  • "So before I save someone else, I've got to save myself."
  • "I'm here again, between the devil and the danger."
  • "Before I blame someone else, I've got to save myself."
  • "Before I love someone else, I've got to love myself."

anonymous asked:

So I've been a fan of Tom almost around 3 years now and I didn't really get to watch any interviews of his since I've been kinda busy. Since I have some free times, do you have any good ones of Tom Hiddleston? Ps love your blog!!

Hello, little gray face!

Well, I’ve spent way too much time on this, so here are my suggestions. 

****Please keep in mind this is not exhaustive, I did not “forget” any; I am simply choosing personal favorites and a sort of Best Of.  These are all from Youtube, so let this help you start and then do your own poking around.  

— UPDATED MARCH 18, 2017 —

Long Interviews/Appearances:

Just for Funsies:

Behind the Scenes/Photoshoots/Awards Shows, etc.:

Promoting various films/plays: 

(Limiting myself to one each just to give a taste! Some of these are actual studio interviews, some are Red Carpet/Premiere.)

Causes/Campaigns/UNICEF, etc.:

Enjoy! You could literally spend DAYS watching everything that is out there of him, especially relating to Marvel and everything from promoting a few films and a television series in the first half of 2016!

pensola  asked:

If WonderTrev were to marry, I don't think they might care so much about the politics behind it, but do you think the US or Man's World will insist on him becoming Prince Consort of Themyscira and represent them in some ways (like the US getting special treatment in trading etc.)? I imagine Steve could care less about titles as long as he and Diana are together, but I think I've watched a tad too many period palace dramas lately so I got really curious.

Someone’s been binge watching “The Crown,” eh?

The closest precedence I can think of is with Tom Tresser, who was made a Guardsman of Themyscira when he and Diana started officially dating (this whole exchange is so, so good - I’m here for the Cleveland jokes all day).

I don’t know if I have a great answer to your question, but I wonder whether there would be some sort of conflict of interest as Steve is also in the US military. Where do his loyalties lie?! jK, they lie to Wonder Woman. But also, I don’t see him using his position as a Themysciran-American to finagle any special trade deals or anything like that. The man just wants to be with Diana, amirite?

anonymous asked:

For Chuuya and mafia Dazai could I have headcanons on the following: when they go on long missions they miss their s/o and suddenly they get a small video from their s/o which is just a vlog of what they've been up to. For ex, the vlog could be s/o saying, " since your not here I've decided to make it cozy reading night for me". Of course s/o teases them like, "I'm about take a bath now which u don't need to see~" Just s/o's way of connecting with them while they're gone. Did I go on too much?

Chuuya:

  • would open it at first and then watch it in secret away from his subordinates so he doesn’t have to try so hard to hide his blushing
  • if you constantly send him teasing videos, he’ll attack you as soon as he’s home
  • secretly craves for the videos after you’ve sent a few every time he’s on a mission
  • the videos are the only reason he’s okay with going on longer missions
  • when he has downtime, he’d send them back, talking about how much he misses you

Mafia!Dazai:

  • openly exclaim that there’s a video from you to all his subordinates and gets all excited
  • will watch it over and over again with the same excitement
  • he’ll send videos back pouting about how much he misses you and whining like a legitimate child if you’re teasing him
  • will literally watch your video in the middle of a gunfight if he receives it at that moment 
  • will do everything he could to try to convince you to let him watch you bathe ;) 

dailypokedaycare  asked:

Arty: "Hello, little one! Would you like some berries? I see you're out here all alone-- I do hope someone is taking care of you!"

Asche: “Just like Yuki! It’s always nice to have someone like her as company!”

“And yes, berries are always welcomed and appreciated, thank you miss.”

“Uh, well, you see- I’m here on my own, but I’m doing pretty okay alone. It’s not like there are many things to worry about anyways.”

Asche: “I’ve been feeling like someone has been watching me since long ago, so… maybe I’m not the only one here…?”

@dailypokedaycare

eyesnotwhys  asked:

Hi! Before I start I have to say you're one of the best advice blogs I've found for this kind of thing. I've been noticing lately that my writing is always very dialogue heavy, and that I seem unable to use anything else to drive the story. Do you have any tips for making stories more balanced?

Aww, thank you <3  I’m really not the best because it took me way too long to answer this (thanks executive dysfunction 👍).  Anyway, here goes…

So most people I know have this problem or the opposite – it depends on what you’re more comfortable with.  Personally, I’m heavier on the description and lighter on dialogue, which presents just as many issues.  The reason for this, I think, is because I’m more comfortable with my own voice (author’s voice) than I am with my characters’ voices.  So if you’re experiencing the opposite problem, I’d ask you how comfortable you feel with your author’s voice.  If you don’t really know what your voice is or how it sounds, that could be your problem right there.

But there are other causes, so I’ll give you a diagnostic checklist.  Ask yourself:

  • Is the setting weaker than the plot and characters?  Many dialogue-heavy stories become that way because the setting is inessential to the story – that’s why most fanfiction is mainly dialogue.  The ideal setting for your story is interactive – even if it’s character-centric or takes place in a dull apartment in the city.  Find a way to include your characters’ surroundings/community in the story.  Otherwise, your story is missing one part of the Holy Trinity (plot, characters, and setting).  And that’s just tragic!
  • Are you in the wrong POV or tense?  A point-of-view that’s too distant from the characters thoughts/feelings/sensations (e.g. Third-Person Omniscient) can trip you up if it doesn’t suit you.  A POV that’s too close to the action (e.g. First-Person) can create an urgency that doesn’t allow time for description.  This effect can also be caused by present-tense stories.  Overall, just examine your POV-tense combo and make sure it’s not holding you back.
  • Could it be a pacing problem?  When a story reaches a climactic moment – especially with action sequences, arguments, flashbacks, etc. – authors tend to lean on auditory storytelling.  Stories seem to move faster when you cut out all the senses except what the character hears.  This is a good tool in moderation; but if you find yourself constantly in this state, your story may be moving too quickly.  On the other hand: if your dialogue is largely used for character development or humor, and not for moving the story forward, your plot is going too slowly.  In this case, consider dropping a subplot or just moving more aggressively.
  • Are your characters doing or just talking about doing?  One of the most agonizing mistakes a writer can make is creating characters who can’t put their money where their mouth is.  They talk about loving the Dream Girl or fighting the Big Bad Villain or Changing Their Life(!) but they wait fifteen chapters just to take the first step.  So make sure your characters are active – that they’re the ones driving the plot forward and not vice-versa.
  • Do you have “stick-figure characters”?  So your plot can be paced well, and your characters can be active, and the setting can be great, but ultimately, there are still going to be dialogue scenes.  Since these scenes are where you’re most comfortable operating, start there.  Keep your characters alive.  That means that when they’re exchanging puns or fighting over the last crepe, they shouldn’t just be doing that.  Use body language.  Have Jacob nervously tap his foot and stare at the salt shaker while he tries to come up with a pun, all the while feeling his crush staring at him impatiently.  Let Erika grab Tori by the wrist and try to elbow her back away from the crepe, because she really wants the crepe.  Conversations may be had on couches in real life, but in fiction, it’s always better to have a discussion on a rolling log.

That’s all I can think of right now!  If you have any more questions, be sure to send them in!  Happy writing :)


If you need advice on general writing or fanfiction, you should maybe ask me!

anonymous asked:

can we follow your personal blog to see what you're up to? :)

Probably should have answered this two months ago when it was sent, but I guess now’s an okay time to give an update!

First of all, I’m not interested in giving out my personal blog or accounts. Nothing personal, I’ve just had bad experiences in the past with people from Simblr getting way too close and a little stalkerish so I removed the links a while ago.

In case people are wondering what I’ve been up to - not much, honestly! I’ve been hanging out with friends, playing Overwatch, and just kind of relaxing I guess? I’m enjoying my other hobbies and I probably won’t come back to the simblr community for a long time.

I miss it here sometimes, and every now and again I get an itch to play, but I think it’ll take more than that to get me back and involved in the community again. I’ve actually been more tempted to play The Sims 3 than The Sims 4, but that’s way too much effort for me to even consider it.

I’m kinda using this ask as an update post, but for anyone wondering, I’m still alive! 

cooper-klebba  asked:

Here's a long shot theory about the two mysterious figures in the preview. They are NOT gems. They used to be criminals on alien worlds that homeworld colonized. (Which would explain why the fairy has Lapis's wings but looks nothing like Lapis.) They were picked by White Diamond to serve homeworld on top secret missions too important to just send Rubies. It's either that or the fairy is a REALLY Defective Lapis. Either way, yay for new characters!

Now this is an interesting theory!

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I’m not even sorry about the recent art spam. I wanted to do a comparison between two characters I’ve drawn. So, here’s Rayleigh. The left is from December 2016 (when I started) and the right is from today May 17th. Sometimes I feel like I haven’t changed at all but I can see the difference in just a few months. It makes me excited for the future.

                         VelvetDragon’s Betta splendens Care Sheet    

What are bettas? 

  • Species
  • Scientific Name
  • Lifespan
  • Description
  • Size

Temperament

  • Betta Aggression
  • Tank Mates

Housing and Environment

  • Size
  • Tank Type
  • Tank Cover
  • Substrate
  • Decor
  • Live Plants, Rocks, Driftwood

Parameters

  • Water
  • Temperature
  • pH
  • Hardness

Quarantine and Acclimation

  • Quarantine Tank/Hospital Tank
  • Your New Fish

Cleaning and Maintenance

  • Cycled Tank
  • Water Chemistry
  • Partial Water Changes
  • Uncycled Tank
  • Water Change Schedule
  • 100% Water Changes

Diet

  • Pellets
  • Frozen Food
  • Live Food

Behavior

  • Bubblenests
  • Tank Patrolling
  • Flaring
  • Tail-Biting
  • Fighting

Illness and Diseases

  • Cautions
  • Causes
  • Symptoms
  • Treatment

Since UB has gone down one too many times, I moved and updated my care sheet (9/2015). As always, it is forever under construction, because with animal husbandry, there is always more to learn, as we always learn more and grow in our care.

                   Read the full care sheet here!    

*bloop bloop*

You know what we need? We need more Paul Blofis headcanons.

So I am here to supply. He must be appreciated more. 

  • His parents are immigrants. His mother is from County Sligo in Ireland, and his father is from Liverpool.
  • He was also raised in a household where religion didn’t really matter, so he’s not overly religious. Like he doesn’t know if there’s a God, but like isn’t an atheist either. He’s in a kind of weird gray zone. (Which I think is why he came to terms pretty easily about there being Greek Gods)  
  • That’s where his love for Shakespearean theatre comes from because his parents always loved it and he grew up with it. 
  • He also has this love for the Beatles, courtesy of his father (who is also a musician on the side) 
  • Paul can play the piano and guitar really well, but he can’t sing
  • He has this look of like a “Golden Age Hollywood” actor, or kind of like George Clooney 
  • He’s not that tall either, he’s 5′8″ 
  • (When Percy grows taller than him, it takes some time for Paul to get used to looking up at his step-son)  
  • He grew up in the Bronx and had to work hard to get into a good college
  • He is also the oldest of four kids. He has two brothers and a sister.
  • Because of that, he is very competitive over really stupid things and he’s a master of hiding his things from people

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