i've been meaning to do one of her

  • : : PROPS TO @GLANCETOTHESEA FOR THIS ONE
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  • *Rosamund's christening*
  • Molly: *worried* They made us godparents. Do you know what that means?
  • Sherlock: *on his phone*
  • Molly: If John and Mary die, we're Rosie's legal guardians! *panicking* I don't know how to care for a baby, Sherlock!
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: *bites her lip* I mean, books can only tell you so much! *groans* we'll have to teach her everything. She'll want to know about sex...you can handle the drugs talk as long as you tell her it's bad.
  • Sherlock: *glances at her*
  • Molly: *wide-eyed* She'd want to know how they died. What if it was gruesome? Do we sugar-coat it? I mean, they were her parents.
  • Sherlock: *blinks* Molly-
  • Molly: *shakes her head* What if they went to a forest and got lost and fell in a wood chipper? Or mauled by bears? We can't tell her that. And we can't-
  • Sherlock: *amused* Molly. John and Mary aren't actually dead.
  • Molly: *smiles awkwardly* You think I'm overreacting.
  • Sherlock: *looks back at his phone* Yes, I do.
  • Molly: *sighs* I know, I'm sorry. That was awful...it's just...I want them to know they made the right decision.
  • Sherlock: *frowns* Of course they did. They're not idiots *puts his phone away* and if it's practice you need, look no further *smiles*
  • Molly: *chuckles* Yeeeeeeah, I think if I started considering our meetings as babysitting, I'd be in a lot of trouble *playfully pokes him*
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* Not Rosamund. Our baby.
  • Molly: ...
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* Plenty of time to think about it *walks of, smirking* do hurry, Molly, there's a cab waiting.
  • Molly: *slowly follows him*
7

turn your investment portfolio into a modeling portfolio

So like, with Zootopia out I’ve been seeing a lot of furries on my dash and it’s kinda gotten me back into a furry mood. But the thing is.

I don’t have a fursona. I haven’t had a proper one since I came out as trans. I’ve come back to the question a few times over the years, but I’ve never been able to come up with anything satisfying. Cause like, anytime I want to make one, I can come up with some cute concepts I like, but  none of them feel like me. Cause, like, Daydream is Me.

And it wasn’t until today that I realized that still gave me a good option.

So I just drew anthro Daydream like I should’ve been doing the whole time.

ok, but one of the best things about Fantastic Beasts, is that it was written by Jo.

Like, do you realize how great that movie is going to be because of that very reason?

It was written entirely by her which means that, aside from the story being undoubtedly fantastic and every bit of information being true and genuine canon (I’m still iffy with Harry Potter movie canon because I’m not really sure how much of it was the screenwriters and how much of it was Jo herself), her humor will be injected into that script.

Her dry, sarcastic British humor.

And that makes me happiest of all.

You know what I can’t stand? Parents and other assholes that make it hard for people to be themselves.

I fee like my brother shouldn’t have to hide his pride flags and other aspects of his life from his own family. He should be able to express himself. My brother is a grown man. No one should tell him who he loves.

My girl cousin shouldn’t have to have a secret relationship with her girlfriend at school. I shouldn’t have to lie to her mom on whether or not they spend time together. My cousin is a senior in high school. She’s capable of making her own decisions.

And trans boys and girls at my school shouldn’t have to deal with the constant mockery. “You were born ____ so that’s what you are! Freak!”

That’s fucking childish and ridiculous. If you are purposely not going to call someone by their right pronouns or their name, then don’t address them at all.

Being heterosexual does not make you a better human being.

And that “I’m not used to it” excuse is bullshit.

I’m a Christian who grew up in a very strict and religious upbringing, and I learned to accept it within a year of being around that kind of environment.

And maybe your religion makes you hate their choices, but that still doesn’t give you a right to be a dick

Isn’t it so fucked up that some people can’t accept other’s happiness?

6

Day 12: Favorite Female Character

She’s the Queen B. The star. The other ones are just her little workers.

Phryne Fisher. How do I even begin to explain Phryne Fisher?

Phryne Fisher is FLAWLESS.

She has at least 800 hats, and who even KNOWS how many shoes.

I heard her hair is insured for $10,000.

I heard she scaled Mt. Kilimanjaro. At least to the first hiker’s hut.

Her favorite book is Erotica of the Far East.

One time she met Clark Gable at a party, and she told him he was pretty.

One time she taught me how to punch people in the face. It was AWESOME.

  • what she says: I'm fine.
  • what she means: How does Blackwell function as a school for only seniors? In Max's journal on her entry for Kate she states that "everybody at Blackwell are seniors," meaning the entire academy is just for one school year. If students are only there for two semesters, how do they set up graduation requirements? What happens if a student doesn't fulfill those requirements? Do they stay longer? Are they expelled? And what about sports teams? They all start out with a fresh roster every single year. There's no bond between the players, and the coaches have to learn the strengths of an entirely new team instead of a few new players. Plus, how does the Vortex Club continue to exist with a fresh student body each year? It's not a common organization such as a campus newsletter or chess club, so how do people know to join it? How do they choose club leaders? Why do all of Max's classmates seem to know Rachel Amber personally? She frequented Vortex Club parties, but she also disappeared toward the end of the previous school year, and none of Max's current classmates (or very few of them, at least) should have been attending Blackwell in that time period. It's possible that students from the normal high school(s) in the area also attend Vortex Club parties, but the number of people we see at the End of the World party in episode 4 seems to contest that, unless very few local high schoolers know about/attend the parties. But that brings up more questions--how do they find out about the parties? If it's public knowledge why do so few go? If only a select number of people are allowed to know, how do they get the information and how are they chosen? And all that wraps back around to why EVERYONE in Max's class knows Rachel. I need answers, DONTNOD.
which of shakespeare’s characters should you fight

Short answer- most of them.

  • Brutus (Julius Caesar): no way do not fight brutus. he will kick your ass and will probably feel bad about it but he will for sure kick your ass. and even if you win, cassius will come and kick your ass. there’s no way to win here
  • Lady Macbeth (Macbeth): I mean you could fight her and you might even win, but years from now you will wake up in a cold sweat with the image of her crazy eyes haunting your dreams. she’s going to say some pretty fucked up things while you fight that you will remember forever. they will probably be your last words, muttered crazily to yourself on your deathbed. you should probably not fight lady macbeth
  • Iago (Othello): yes absolutely, next question.
  • Old King Hamlet (Hamlet): yes, fight him. but do it while he’s asleep. and don’t fight him so much as pour poison into his ear and then run away before anyone sees you. you’ll win and you’ll get his hot wife and his crown and guardianship of his weird son who keeps saying shit about you under his breath. I haven’t finished the play yet but it doesn’t look like there is any way this could end badly for you
  • Goneril and Regan (King Lear): this could go either way for you. you could take them one-on-one for sure, so maybe seduce them both to cause tension in their relationship. but if they team up against you, you could lose really badly. one second they’ll be telling you how soft your hair looks and how much they like your outfit, and the next you’ll be sitting in the gutter with no kingdom, no home and no friends, wondering how you lost to two babes who seemed so nice just a second ago 
  • Bassanio (Merchant of Venice): you should probably fight him and you could definitely win. you could even make money off of it because he would bet on himself and then lose. except you’ll probably never get the chance to fight him because antonio will insist on fighting for him. and you don’t want to fight antonio, give him a break he just lost all of his economic ventures at sea
  • Desdemona (Othello): wtf is wrong with you, why do you want to fight desdemona? have you been talking to iago? don’t listen to that wedgie machine, my girl desdemona is a saint
  • Proteus (Two Gentlemen of Verona): yes fight him. kick his ass. you won’t even have to go find him, he will decide he likes something you have and try to steal it and then start a fight with you. and you will destroy him and I will high-five you so hard
  • Tybalt (Romeo and Juliet): look, I know he makes it so easy to fight him. everything he says and does makes him so punchable. he’ll probably even send you a letter inviting you to fight him. but do not, I repeat do not fight this guy. I’m telling you, he fights as you sing prick-song, keeps time, distance, and proportion; he rests his minim rests, one, two, and the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk button, a duelist, a duelist; a gentleman of the very first house, of the first and second cause. Ah, the immortal passado, the punto reverso, the hay!

so i just woke up after taking a nap because it was kind of a long emotional day, and you know when someone says something wrong and they probably didn’t mean to hurt you but you have like this… weak spot under construction and they somehow manage to target that area and really do some damage? 

unfortunately, my brother was the one that hurt me last night. with his words. i’m not saying this hurt me because i’m old (let’s face it, in a few months I’ll be two-ty two. tooty, you know yeah) but it hurt me because yeah, there are a huge amount of years between the lot of us – i thought my brother was mature for his age and i lauded him for it but i see that i was wrong, yet again, my sister continues to be a little star. <3

she wrote me a letter, knowing i was upset, knowing my feelings were really hurt, so she wrote me a letter again, this time the goal was (per her words) “here are ten things how bubba (our brother or bother as i typo’d) is a dumb-dumb!” she pointed out all these flaws about Nathan, hitting the nail on the head perfectly, like, way beyond her years, and since she had to go to bed soon, wrapped everything up by saying “he should never do that to his own sister and he already knows that I suffer more than him. Don’t give up, this isn;t the end, you are more wise, smarter, and kinder than him, you’re the nice sibling.”

What the hell happened to my baby sis? Who taught her to be so amazing despite being only nine?? Are nine year olds just like this lately? If anything, this is one thing that this “old person” is utterly glad and grateful for – the much younger generation. <3