i've been cumberbatched

  • Me, before The Lying Detective:
  • Although I respect people who do, I do not ship johnlock, and I will never ship johnlock. I think they function better as just friends.
  • Me, during The Lying Detective:
  • I feel bad for people who ship johnlock. John is currently beating the shit outta Sherlock and their ship is burning... I'm glad I'm not a shipper!
  • Me, after The Lying Detective:
  • *stands outside my house with signs and chants* JOHNLOCK! JOHNLOCK! JOHNLOCK! JOHNLOCK IS REAL! THE GAY IS REAL! JOHN SUGGESTED IRENE, AND SHERLOCK SHRUGGED OFF THE IDEA OF GETTING WITH HER! SHERLOCK HELD JOHN AS HE CRIED! I WANT TO WALLOW IN GAY TEARS! JOHNLOCK! JOHNLOCK!

anonymous asked:

Hi Devan! I hope you're doing alright. Listen sweetie, I don't want to upset anyone, especially you, so please don't take this the wrong way, but why don't you just use the url johnlock (or a close equivalent) for a johnlock blog and have the sherlock url be for its intended purpose as the blog about the show? Again, I mean for there to be no hard feelings and I truly hope you're doing ok <3

Unless a blog is being run by a person as their actual job that they’re getting paid to do there is no ‘intended purpose’ for any url besides whatever the fuck the person running it wants to do with it so tbh I’m running this blog exactly right bc I’m running it how I want to

p.s. technically the show is all about johnlock so if my url’s ‘intended purpose’ was to run it ‘about the show’ after all I’d still be doing it Right

“benedict cumberbatch and arthur conan doyle are related” wow rich upperclass british person is related to other rich upperclass british person??? it’s almost like centuries of racism, classism, and general distain for other nations stemming from imperialism, all of which still exist in some forms today, in a somewhat small country both in land mass and population size caused relatively low likelihoods of people marrying out of their immediate group resulting in a form of inbreeding among the upper classes who woulda thunk it

sorry i’ve not been as active as i hoped in the past few weeks, Sherlock got hold of my whole self
and left it shattered
never wanted an hiatus to end quicker tbh
i’m in such a turmoil of contrasting feelings right now

I’ll pay someone all the money in my pockets right now to make The Chronicles of Chrestomanci into a movie or tv series

Not that I’ve been asked personally but I have seen some comments about the boots Benedict is wearing with his Doctor Strange costume. They are in fact made by the running/athletic shoe company Asics, which I hear make a pretty good running shoe.

This is perfect for the actual physical work of needing to be on his feet a lot, running, jumping, whatever else the role has demanded of him. A comfortable, supportive shoe would definitely be needed and Asics do that.

Watch on young-scrappy-hungry.tumblr.com

Someone give this man a baby.