i've been crying this whole time

DEH x Thing I've Heard In Improv
  • Evan Hansen: I've been standing here under this tree the whole time. You just never noticed.
  • Connor Murphy: I can't, I'm high off Elmer's White Glue™.
  • Jared Kleinman: Well that seems like you're more than "just bros".
  • Alana Beck: Boys Don't Understand the importance of presidential rule and nail polish.
  • Zoe Murphy: My brother just died. Flirt with me after the funeral. Show some respect.
  • Heidi Hansen: I can't believe you're cheating on me with another set of parents. My own son!
  • Cynthia Murphy: *loud sobbing noises* I'm not crying, I got emotions in my eyes.
  • Larry Murphy: Oh? Our kid died? How did I not notice that
  • Best friend: What have you been doing the whole time? I mean you never come outside.
  • Me thinking: Well, I've been fucking people off tinder, watched serial killer documentaries, Cry and masturbating while eating pizza, thinking if i should get help for my sex addiction, You know the regular.
  • me saying: Nothing interesting.
Happy 5th Anniversary NU'EST!!!

It’s been a long road in these 5 years.
Thank you because even with all the adversities you have gone through, you’ve continued by our side.
We owe you the whole world but even though we haven’t managed to give it to you, you still manage to give it all for us just to make us happy.
Thanks for the laughter, the tears, the good times and also thanks for sharing with us the bad times.

The last days have been sweet-bitter for all of us, but in the end, we are and will continue to be a small but close family in which we fill ourselves with love every day.

Thank you for being my light at the end of the tunnel, thank you for being my sun, my air, my moon and my stars.
Thank you for being my whole life and for letting me be part of yours even in the smllest way.

We will stand and fight for you until the end.

Now it’s time for the Queen to protect the knights!

Thank you NU'EST!
♡ 뉴이스트 + ㄴㅇㅅㅌ♡

To the love of my life on her 29th birthday:

To the love of my life on her 29th birthday,

(Oops. I’m already crying.)

What to say to you? Pride is not the word I’m looking for. I am honored to be your best friend and to be so close to you. When we met 10 years ago, I thought you were amazing and so smart and so cool, and I couldn’t believe you wanted to be my friend. And I still think you’re so amazing and so smart and so cool, and I still can’t believe I get to be your best friend. Your heart is the size of the moon, and I am lucky, lucky, lucky to be in your light. 

I sometimes think of us as a lion and a bird in a symbiotic relationship. One part so big and strong and protective and one so small and vulnerable.  You’re the lion: strong, ferocious, my protector and guardian and caregiver. I’m your lil birb friend. I’m very fragile and I don’t know that I always bring enough to the partnership, but it never matters. We are partners for life.

Our seemingly never-ending struggles with men have at least afforded us the opportunity to experience a kind of love that many don’t get to. I hope we can be an example of the kind of non-romantic, deeply passionate love waiting in the world for people to find. You are the most important relationship of my life and always will be.

You advocate for yourself. You take risks. You stand up for what is right even when it’s hard. You speak your mind. You apologize for nothing. You work so, so hard.You are smart. You constantly fill yourself with new information. You are kind. You love fiercely. You are beautiful, beautiful, beautiful in every way. You are the embodiment of soft and strong. There is no right way to be a woman, but everything you are is how I want to be.

Last night as I offered the doorman at our favorite bar a cupcake, he asked if I was having fun. I answered, “Of course, she’s the most important person in the world to me.”

He looked at me skeptically. “The most important person in the world to you?”

Without hesitation I answered, “Yes. Outside of my blood family, there’s no one more important. And it’s her birthday!”

sweet creature
Wherever I go, you bring me home
When I run out of road, you bring me home

stoner michael headcanons

-jeremy doesn’t smoke but his One Exception is shotgunning w michael
-jeremy bringing him eye drops to hide his high
-one time my friend did edibles on christmas and watched shrek and fu king couldn’t breathe they were laughing so hard Imagine that w michael
-his preferred method is a blunt
-but he’s not opposed to edibles
-michaels plug is spencer’s gifts but sometimes he rlly needs a high and finds a party to go to
-and social anxiety + being high around people = a bad nervous paranoia high
-jeremy comes and picks him up within an hour bc he didn’t want to be rude and smoke and leave but he texted jeremy the whole time
-jeremy can’t drive but he walks michael home
-he started crying bc the soup he was eating was so good while he was baked once and jeremy didn’t know what to do
-the first time he did an edible he got so high he was staring at his hands at arms length and asked jeremy why his hands were so small and jeremy was like “michael”
-he’s not addicted, but like stress before finals? celebration? Blaze It

anonymous asked:

Did... you see the Keith Vlog? It's out on the Voltron Facebook...

I was out and when I came back my entire dash was suddenly people crying about Keith. I found the video. Now I’m crying too. bABY BOY-

I am so so so so upset about Samuel not making it, honestly. Samuel worked so hard. He gave it his all. He’s had so much failure the least Korea could do was give him a chance, and yet they failed him. Samuel deserved to debut, he is so incredibly talented. He deserves so much more, but he wasn’t even close to debuting, which I can’t even begin to understand. How could they let someone like him get the rank he did? It shocks me that they couldn’t recognize his talent. Right now it’s so hard for me to imagine Samuel not being in wanna one. after everything he did, this is where he ends up?? Because his visuals don’t appeal to the Korean people as much as some other trainees? Because he’s mixed? Because he worked so hard that maybe from time to time he forgot to have fun? I don’t wanna hear that “he has no personality” bullshit because he focused so much on this competition that he forgot he was a kid. He wasn’t there to have fun, he was there to prove himself, and he proved his talent justly and look where it got him. He wanted it so badly, and they took it away from him. It’s just not fair. But I’ll always support Kim Samuel, regardless of what he decides to do, because he deserves the whole world.

Who else dad is weird like this 🙄
  • *in another world at another time*
  • Me: *gets text*
  • Dad: Hey, who's my favorite daughter?
  • Me: Dad?
  • Dad: Hey there, dear. 😉
  • Dad: Last time I checked I was. 😂
  • Me: *out loud* Oh my god!
  • Roommate: Please stop screaming, I'm in a very intense debate about the merits of socialism with an online friend, and I can't concentrate with you making such a racket.
  • Me: Socialism? Aren't you incredibly rich and vain?
  • Roommate: I'm a Trotskyist, you fool.
  • Me: Who cares! My dad's alive!
  • Roommate: I wasn't aware that your dad was dead?
  • Me: Neither was I. I thought he had just abandoned me and my mom all those years ago. I have quite a story about it. When I was about 14, my dad took me on a road trip to go to IHOP for a delicious breakfast. After we had finished, he got up to use the bathroom and never returned. He left me stranded in a strange IHOP two states over.
  • Roommate: You traveled two states away to go to an IHOP?
  • Me: I mean, it was a road trip.
  • Roommate: How do you know it's your dad?
  • Me: Check my phone, it says dad right there. Of course he's my dad.
  • Roommate: It could be anyone.
  • Me: There's no one else in my contacts with the name dad, other than my dad, ya goober. In fact, with every new phone I've gotten I always added his old phone number to the contacts in case of a moment just like this.
  • Roommate: Even still, don't you think it's suspicious that your father is contacting you via text nearly a decade after he abandoned you?
  • Me: No.
  • Roommate: Not even a bit?
  • Me: No. *buzz* Oh, he texted me again!
  • Dad: Hey, who's my favorite daughter?
  • Me: Me, of course! 😘
  • Dad: No.
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: You're my fifth favorite daughter.
  • Me: I don't understand.
  • Dad: I have six daughters and you're my fifth favorite one. The sixth one died in a scuba diving accident.
  • Me: So I'm your least favorite daughter?
  • Dad: No, don't think of it like that! You're not my least favorite daughter, you're just my least favorite LIVING daughter. 😉
  • Me: That doesn't make me feel better.
  • Dad: Ah, it doesn't matter. You remember me, your dad, the big wacky goofball! 😝
  • Me: I remember you trading my bicycle for coke.
  • Dad: It's a thing of the past, my daughter who I love the least. I don't want to worry about the past, let's meet up and discuss the future.
  • Me: OMG You want to meet up? Where?
  • Dad: IHOP, for old time's sake, but this time let's make it the one in town.
  • Me: *out loud* Oh my god, I'm meeting up with my dad!
  • Roommate: I'm right here, you don't have to yell.
  • Me: I'm so excited. I'm reconnecting with my father. Most girls can only dream of this moment.
  • Roommate: He honestly sounds like a terrible person.
  • Me: People change.
  • Roommate: Yeah, sometimes they become worse.
  • Me: You're just overly pessimistic because you're a goth and also a Trotskyist.
  • Roommate: Eh, I can't deny it.
  • *later at IHOP*
  • Me: *waiting at table* I can't wait to see my dad again. I wonder what he looks like. I bet he's a businessman now. Oh, or maybe he's a priest. *notices commotion at the front of the store* Hmm?
  • Waitress: Sir, please wait to be seated.
  • Disheveled Dude: I'm meeting up with someone, you flighty broad. There's not much time. Get out of my way.
  • Me: *internally* At least that guy isn't my dad.
  • Disheveled Dude: Oh, there she is. *runs and sits at my table* Oh my god, is that my little girl. You've grown up so much. You look way too much like your mom. It's bringing back some really bad memories. I'm sorta regretting. Just joking. Hahaha. WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR WAITRESS, I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE!?
  • Me: What a coincidence it is that the horrible man making a scene at the front of the restaurant is my dad...
  • Disheveled Dude: What's with the distant look on your face? You're acting like you saw a ghost. Haha, maybe you do think I'm a ghost. Hey, sorry about leaving you at the IHOP all those years ago. Kinda got bored of the whole dad thing. JESUS CHRIST, CAN YOU GUYS FUCKING HURRY UP AND GET US A WAITRESS. F-Fuck. *wipes sweat off forehead*
  • Me: Dad?
  • Disheveled Dude: WHAT!?
  • Me: *jumps in seat*
  • Disheveled Dude: Sorry, I've been really on edge recently. *nervously looks over shoulder* Where the fuck are these waitresses?
  • Me: Dad... *gets teary eyed*
  • Disheveled Dude: Oh god, are you gonna start crying on me.
  • Me: *sniffles* I'm sorry, I just missed you so much.
  • Disheveled Dude: Yeah, yeah, I missed you too. Time to move onto the next thing. Inheritance. Uh, I'm gonna die eventually, so you can have all of my money. *put suitcase stuffed with cash on the table and pushes it towards me* You can just have it now, for all I care. I mean, you never know when I'm gonna die.
  • Me: Dad, I don't want your money. I just want to spend time with you.
  • Disheveled Dude: Well, you can spend all the time in the world with me once you accept the fat wads of cash in this suitcase. I just need you to say verbally that you're accepting this money from me as a legitimate form of inheritance.
  • Me: Dad, please. I just want to talk to you.
  • Disheveled Dude: Come on and take the fucking cash, Elizabeth.
  • Me: My name's not Elizabeth.
  • Disheveled Dude: Okay, whatever. Take the money and clearly dictate that you are accepting the entirety of this money as a legitimate form of inheritance from your loving father. You can use it for college, you're college aged right. Or prenatal care. I don't fucking know. What shitty kid doesn't want FREE FUCKING MONEY!?
  • Me: *stands up from seat* Dad! You're the worst ever! I hate you! *runs out of IHOP sobbing*
  • Disheveled Dude: Fuck, I knew that wasn't going to work. *notices how dark it is outside* It's almost here. I wasted so much goddamn time. I'm never going to get rid of this thing. FUCK!
  • Waitress: *nervously* I can help you now, sir.
  • Disheveled Dude: Oh, so now you show up. I'm not so hungry now. In fact, I've lost my entire damn appetite.
  • Waitress: I'm sorry, sir. It's all my fault. I'm so sorry.
  • Disheveled Dude: Which one of those cars outside is yours?
  • Waitress: The red one.
  • Disheveled Dude: That broken down piece of shit?
  • Waitress: Yes.
  • Disheveled Dude: Guess, there's no other choice. It'll have to do. Give me your fucking keys.
  • Waitress: What?
  • Disheveled Dude: *points gun at waiter* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING KEYS!
  • Waitress: *drops keys on the table*
  • Disheveled Dude: *tosses wads of cash at the waitress* That's easily $200,000. Go buy yourself a better car. You might want to make it quick. *runs out of IHOP*
  • Waitress: *watches disheveled dude speed off* Why is it so dark outside and where did everyone go? I guess it doesn't matter now, though. $200,000. That's a lot of money. I wonder what I'm gonna do with all this? I'm so excited that I'm lightheaded. The future is so bright now.
  • Wall of Darkness: *encroaches*
1850: Potato Famine
  • England: America, America! America, please open the door! I need to-
  • America: England? Um... hey. You don't look so good...
  • England: where is she?
  • America: oh... well, she's-
  • Ireland: England...?
  • England: Ireland! I didn't know where you were this whole time, especially with the current situation of your- oh my God... Ire... y-you're so thin...
  • Ireland: you're always blunt... aren't ya?
  • England: I... I...
  • Ireland: I'm fine, idiot. America's not actually that bad of a nurse. He accepted to take care of me... as well as Canada and Australia. I've been having nightmares about my people... about their journeys and health. It's hard, but it's something that I can slowly recover from- oof!
  • England: I'm sorry... I'm sorry! I'm sorry! *crying* I'm so sorry, big sister!
  • Ireland: ... *crying* it hurts so much, England. It hurts...

anonymous asked:

I've spent this whole time characterizing keith as "an emotionally struggling meme" and the vlog was like seeing the fucking sun rise. finally "brooding unemotional keith" can e n d


remember when everyone had to beg caitlin to use her powers to save iris remember how caitlin sat back and watched the pain in all her friends as they tried to save iris, watched joe west cry about potentially losing his daughter, remember how she had that stone the whole time simply because she wanted to get rid of her powers but didn’t give a single flying fuck about iris west’s life after iris has been there for her unconditionally?

caitlin is cancelled any part of me that still liked her is done flashfam would be better off without her, let julian replace her, bring back linda park, literally replace her with a fucking rock idc, no more passes for selfish white people screwing over poc

anonymous asked:

In my language we always read the letter J like english Y (like in 'may') and I'd always pronounce your name in my head as yasmine (and with S like in 'soft') and when Phil said "Jasmine's crying" in pinof I had a whole fucking revalation that I've been reading your name wrong all this time it seriously changed my life. just thought enough time has passed now and I would let you know.

this made my day thanks anon

anonymous asked:

So I'm bi and mostly into girls and my close friend confessed to me sophomore year and I was like!!! I have a crush on you too!! But we didn't date bc I was scared to date bc I'm closeted and I pined for a year and a half and reconfessed to her and she'd been waiting!!! To date me!!!! The whole time!!! And we're dating and I've loved her for so long and I'm so happy and even though we're closeted I feel so fulfilled and supported and loved and I want everyone to feel like this!!! 💓🌈💓🌈💓

im gonna cry this is the sweetest story ever holy shit im so happy for you ily