i've actually done this a couple of times

Being the fifth member/only girl in the band would include...
  • wanting to drop out of high school because most of the boys did but luke trying his best not to let that happen by helping you finish on the road so the two of you do math together at 2:00 am in the tour bus
  • “MICHAEL, IF YOU DON’T STOP THAT I SWEAR I’LL SMASH YOUR GUITAR”
  • all the boys being super protective of you
  • “i’m sad so can i sleep in your bunk tonight? we’ll watch a movie”
  • “calum, you’re over 6 feet tall and this bunk is really tiny and - fine”
  • INSIDE JOKES INSIDE JOKES INSIDE JOKES
  • a different boy carrying you off stage each night
  • “that’s where my shirt went! i’ve been looking for it for a month!”
  • “ashton, it looks better on me anyway”
  • “well…true. you still have to give it back eventually though”
  • being smushed in between calum and luke during an interview and them joking that you’re “in the middle of a cake sandwich”
  • fans coming up with ship names for you and each boy and making edits, youtube videos, gifs, etc. of their favorite ship
  • wearing heels basically 24/7 to be closer in height to your giant band members
  • re-dying michael’s hair for him in a hotel room at midnight when it starts to fade
  • knowing every single thing about all of the boys
  • bonding with lauren and being like the big sister she never had when she comes to visit ashton on tour
  • “um…why would i date someone that she (you) doesn’t like?”
  • luke snapchatting you from the bunk directly above you
  • attending award shows with them and the five of you looking hot af on the red carpet
  • collectively agreeing that you’ll be the one to make the acceptance speech if you win because michael claims that “you sound smarter than us when you talk”
  • constant funny tweets and instagram posts
  • being able to say “i love you” to 4/4 at any given time without it being weird at all
  • them saying it right back
  • always having someone to cuddle and have deep talks with
  • writing songs with calum
  • being completely comfortable in front of the boys and vice versa
  • possibly dating your fav and being the best couple in existence because you literally get to travel the world together

(masterlist)

wow, I am actually way more emotional than I thought I’d be. Is this what it’s like when your ship actually gets together in canon? Is this what it’s like for straight people all the time??? how do they get anything done?

Hiya so this is basically just a small little pose dump, its just some of the poses I made when I didn’t have internet, and as I’m still clumping more poses together to release I thought I’d just share these for now :3 

Download Includes:

  • 23 poses in total (3 single, 10 couple)
  • Animation files
  • Pose Codes + preview pic
  • Non-pose list AND pose-list enable

BONUS

This time around, because I know everyone's sims don’t have as big a height difference as mine. I’ve taken the liberty of adjusting the heights so they’ll fit sims with only a slight height difference!! 

Another thing I’ve done is I've actually made these few pose list enabled. So you don’t HAVE to put in the names of the poses :3

And that would be all. If you have any problems please let me know and i’d be happy to fix!

                                  ~~ DOWNLOAD ~~

So I started this in June 2013 (!) and it’s sat half-finished until a couple of nights ago. I’ll probably find a million things wrong with the proportions next time I look at this, so I won’t look at it anymore! It’s done! Smiles are hard. :O

Anyway, I thought she was cute in the screencap I referenced off.

anonymous asked:

What do you think of couples taking nudes of each other? Not in the spur of the moment (which is still good mind you), but taking the time to get good, thoughtful shots. I've tried it, and it's actually a really fun sexy bonding thing, and I recommend it highly. It can help people to see themselves through the eyes of their partner if done right, which on top of being super fuckin' hot can also be a nice self-esteem boost if someone is feeling insecure.

Hell yes!

I know some people who do this, and I think it’s fantastic, mostly for all the reasons you already stated. It’s a good way to bond, and can getting a supremely sexy photo of your SO can help boost their confidence. Everyone is sexy and should be shown it. Plus then you got some sweet nudes of each other.

I played multiple hours of really, genuinely fun crucible last night with @pansexual-caper and I’m still kind of amazed it actually happened. We wrecked on a few games, got wrecked a couple times maybe, but overall it felt (to me, anyway) like really stellar matchmaking and most of the games were pretty close at the end and delightfully challenging. 

I made progress on my bladedancer quest (and am now determined to get it done before the 1st) and had many laughs and learned a couple new tricks to try from another bladedancer I went up against last night.

Fucking hell. It’s over. I don’t know why one single Maths paper has actually destroyed me mentally over the past couple of weeks and days especially but it’s God damn done and I have to wait at least six weeks for the results and I’m not massively confident I’ve passed but I answered every question and it’s fucking DONE.

This is 💯% me when my BF be on some shit 🌝
  • Guy: You look so beautiful tonight.
  • Girl: Do I?
  • Guy: Yes, you look perfect.
  • Girl: Do you mean it?
  • Guy: Absolutely. You're my best friend, and my inspiration. You're a shining light in the dark abyss that is life. You're-
  • Other Girl: *crawls out of the bushes* Hey guys.
  • Guy: Who are you?
  • Other Girl: *shrugs* I just woke up in the bushes. Are you guys here to see the super ultra moon?
  • Girl: Excuse me, but we came here to have a private moment. No offense, but you're kind of ruining it.
  • Other Girl: Oh, sorry! Haha, I'm such a goober. I'll leave you two to your business. Bow-chika-wow-wow. *winks and runs to a tree across from them where she stares at them with a smile on her face*
  • Guy: I think we should go, honey.
  • Girl: I agree.
  • *the guy and the girl wander through the park seemingly unable to find their way out*
  • Guy: Something is seriously wrong. The park was never this big.
  • Girl: I'm sure we're just a bit lost, hon.
  • Guy: How the hell can we be lost? It's just the park. We've been walking in the same direction for so long. We can see buildings across the street right there, but we just don't get any closer to them.
  • Other Girl: *jumps out of nearby bushes* HEY GUYS!
  • Girl: AIIIIIEEEEEEE!
  • Guy: You startled my girlfriend, you idiot.
  • Other Girl: Hehe, sorry! I was just excited to see you two again.
  • Girl: Maybe you can help us. We can't seem to find our way out of the park. Perhaps you'll be able to give us some directions.
  • Other Girl: Oh, you can't leave. Not while that big gay moon is up in the sky. You're stuck here for good.
  • Guy: You're just messing with us.
  • Other Girl: Nope. I've been here for... *counts her fingers* three-hundred years maybe.
  • Girl: If you were stuck here for three-hundred years, then why are you wearing modern clothes?
  • Other Girl: The moon doesn't run on human time, you goober. In the real world, I've probably been gone for like a year tops maybe. But here, time passes much slower and you never age. So it has probably been like three-hundred years.
  • Guy: That's is just a bunch of nonsense. Leave us alone, you freak.
  • Other Girl: Hey, I'm just trying to help out, macho dude. *tosses a sharp rock at the guy* You guys are lucky, though. I heard a rumor that if two lovers enters the moon's gaze, they can escape. One lover just has to kill the other.
  • Girl: *gasps* Are you actually suggesting that we try to kill one another?
  • Other Girl: Hey, I'm not suggesting anything. I'm just telling you what I heard. I could care less about what you goobers get up too. I'm outtie! *runs off*
  • Guy: She's totally full of shit.
  • Girl: You think so?
  • Guy: I know so. Freaks like her are the worst. Come on, honey. We'll be fine.
  • *twenty long moon years later*
  • Girl: *crawls into tiny tree bark fort* I'm home with dinner, hon.
  • Guy: *stops playing with his leaf dolls* Dinner, yes! What'd you get?
  • Girl: Crab apples and pine cones.
  • Guy: But, I hate crab apples and pine cones. We eat them every day.
  • Girl: Well, that's all there is to eat.
  • Guy: What about the berries? I liked the berries.
  • Girl: I couldn't find any berries.
  • Guy: You found some berries just a few days ago.
  • Girl: That was like six years ago!
  • Guy: Sorry, I haven't been keeping track of the time. Every single day here is exactly the same. Couldn't you just go the extra mile and find some berries for me?
  • Girl: Listen, I had to bust my ass just to find these apples and pine cones. Beggars can't be choosers. Be grateful that I found anything.
  • Guy: Beggar? I'm not a beggar, I'm your husband!
  • Girl: Whoa! When did you become my husband?
  • Guy: We've been together for so many years!
  • Girl: And in that time, we've never gotten married. We haven't taken any vows.
  • Guy: Listen, after being together for so long, we're basically married.
  • Girl: Maybe I'd consider us a married couple if you ever pulled your own weight. You don't do anything! I find the food, I repair the fort, I do everything important!
  • Guy: You're being unfair. I've done things. I came up with the idea for the fort.
  • Girl: Yeah, twenty years ago, and guess who actually built the thing? Me! All you do is play with your stupid dolls!
  • Guy: *gasps* They are not stupid! You're horrible!
  • Girl: Oh, I can't stand you! *grabs the sharp rock and bashes the guy over his head*
  • Guy: Stop! You're hurting me!
  • Girl: *bashes the guy until he stops moving*
  • Girl: *drags the guy's dead body out into the moonlight* I killed him! I did it, see! Now let me go, you stupid moon!
  • Moon: *remains large, gay, and silent*
  • Girl: Come on! Do something!
  • Other Girl: *jumps out of the bushes* Yo, long time no see- HOLY SHIT! You killed that guy!
  • Girl: Yes. He was unbearable. I did it so I can escape. Why isn't it working?
  • Other Girl: Huh?
  • Girl: You told us way back when that if you kill your lover, you can escape the park.
  • Other Girl: Oh, that? I was fucking with you. The moon never lets anyone go. You're here forever.
  • Girl: You were lying!? B-But why would even lie about something like that...
  • Other Girl: Hey, sorry. Being stuck in this place for years on end makes you kind of apathetic about everything. But hey, life goes on, hehe, forever! Unless someone bashes your head in with a rock, I guess. See ya, you dumb goober! *runs off*
  • Girl: *shakes the guy's corpse* Hey, please wake up. I don't want to be here all alone. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do it. Please just wake up... please...
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part 1 | part 2

dís has joined the ‘get thorin on a date before he ends up alone and starts sulking’-conspiracy. bilbo is still amused, thorin is still pathetic, but at least he ended up with a phone number this time. now all he needs to do is muster up the courage to actually call.

anonymous asked:

I'm scared to get an arranged marriage. Most arranged marriages I've seen are unhappy or the people are just tolerating each other

That’s actually not true. I don’t know about the people around you, but there have been numerous studies done that show that arranged marriages might on average be more successful, and speaking from everyone around me (my parents, my sister) it seems to work pretty well. Couples who have their partner chosen for them have a stronger marriage because their love grows over time. That’s actually one of the best things if you talk to a couple who’s marriage was arranged.. that they got to start from friendship and then develop into love, which is so healthy for a marriage. Keep in mind that your marriage doesn’t have to be arranged to a complete stranger and you have to marry him after one sitting.. it’s just that someone else arranged for you guys to meet instead of you finding him on your own lol.
Having said all that so you won’t be scared… it’s also fine if you don’t want an arranged marriage lol. Whatever God wills iA