How to impress the sign

Aries: be nice. be their friend

Taurus: give them all of your attention

Gemini: become a walking ear

Cancer: Hug them. Hug them. And then… fuck-… ING HUG THEM AGAIN

Leo: laugh at their jokes 

Virgo: buy them a doggo pls

Libra: twerk

Scorpio: get naked and dance to Madonna

Sagittarius: wear a lather jacket

Capricorn: Share music with them and also always listen to them.

Aquarius: 3F’s: friendly, funny, fabulous

Pisces: offer them interesting yet useful facts 23/8