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we’re all suffering from that last episode but here’s some platonic/qp maxwell and jacobi headcanons

-maxwell is a lot shorter than jacobi, who loves to do that thing where he holds stuff just out of her reach. he occasionally forgets that this doesn’t work in space.

-3 A.M. SUPER COMPETITIVE GAMES OF MARIO KART

-jacobi seems like one of those people who doesn’t like to be touched by anyone he doesn’t really trust? that being said, although it doesn’t happen often, maxwell is one of the few people he is willing to hug.

-jacobi is basically the only person that maxwell has told the full story about why she has a restraining order against her family to

-for april fool’s day maxwell sets jacobi’s wake-up alarm to ducks quacking. this goes just how you think it would.

[BREATHES HEAVILY] RIVER SONG

[BREAKS DOWN TARDIS DOOR] RIVER SONG

[SETS THE CONSOLE ON FIRE] RIVER SONG

[SCREAMS AND JUMPS OUT OF A WINDOW] R I V E R  S O N G

[REGENERATES] river song