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How not to do fame: Hello I am too famous for you and my life is more important than yours and you aren’t allowed to associate with me unless you pay money to so I’m going to stand here and complain for 10 minutes about how much you’re all annoying me by supporting my career and giving me money because I don’t have time to be polite but I do have time for a shitty speech about how important I am and how unimportant you all are this is my day I am the star also donate money to my charity and give my awful show ratings pls also I love you but also you all suck so fuck off. Me and my fedora are leaving but make sure the paparazzi follow us still!