i'm-the-best-uncle-ever

You know you're addicted when...

Me: *slaps twenty onto counter* One for The Man from U.N.C.L.E please! Man behind glass: *takes twenty and looks at me oddly* Me: *sweats* Man: Wait…I’ve seen you before. Haven’t you been here, like, twice today? *smiles widely* For the same movi–? Me: YOU DON’T KNOW MY STORY. *grabs ticket and runs*