we don’t recommend using syrup to plug up your ears so you can get a good night’s rest when you have loud neighbors. that’s…that’s just a really bad idea. honestly we basically don’t recommend doing anything with syrup other than putting it on food, just to be safe.
lance: man…… maybe i should tell people about how shitty and lonely i feel sometimes. i mean, they’re my friends… they care about me, don’t they? they’re always there for me, right? i should really stop just bottling eve-