• what she says:i'm fine
  • what she means:people want dan and phil to collab with other people and then phil does and does it with a female and suddenly shitstorms start because people ship it and others don't like that it's become a ship and everything is so childish and pathetic and i wish that more people would realise that phil can collab with whoever he likes and that just because the person beside him isn't dan doesn't mean that it's any less of a good video. and it's funny because if he'd done a collab with a dude none of y'all would be salty or starting stupid drama.


note to self: do not study anywhere comfortable, such as a couch or a bed or the floor where you can lie down because you will probably fall asleep!! somehow in the middle of my review I ended up falling asleep; although, in my defense, I woke up at 4:30am this morning so I lack more sleep than usual today oof

ohmigodno asked:

When I was about three my Dad would take me to the liquor store and get me a ring pop, but I only ever got one there. So whenever I wanted a ring pop I would ask my Dad to take me to the liquor store or whenever Dad said we were going I would dance around really happy singing the liquor store song which was really just me saying liquor store a lot. I would do this in public all the time apparently my Dads friends found it hilarious.

oh my fucking god

sleepover friday

Luke Imagine: Army AU

Author: Rhine


Have you ever asked yourself, do monsters make war or does war make monsters?


Do you think he ever came back?

He’s here, he’s here in your bed and he’s here in your arms, but –

You think there’s still a part of him out there, that there’s a piece of his smile lost in the mud somewhere in the trenches, that there’s a piece of his laugh that the wind stole away the moment he stepped on that plane when he said he had to go away.

You think there’s a piece of him that’s dead, even when you hear his heart beating next to yours.

Who killed him?

Because the boy that came back isn’t the same boy that left; there’s something gone in his eyes even when he looks at you; a corpse trying to remember how to live again.

But you can’t bring back the dead, you’re learning; you can’t bring back the dead, he knows a little too well.

No, NO please, no –

He can’t sleep and the alarm clock sounds too much like a gunfire.

Reload – click – aim – hold your breath – now fire

He can’t do it.

You feel the way he trembles when he holds your hand again like it would before he’s about to pull the trigger, you see the way his skin is clawed red like it would be when he’s trying to pump back life into a comrade that’s already gone –

You hear the prayers he whispers and he’s not one for religion but he’s cloaked in death and wants to remember what light feels like again.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned –

Forgive her Father, for she loves me

He’s chipped in every sense of the word; the fracture in his eyes never catching the light so that it’s always black with the nightmares of a man who’s drowned in all he’s seen instead of the blue of the boy who used to soar free.

Who killed him?

Who killed the boy that you loved, who killed him and brought back these pieces of him; a telegram in shallow breaths and scarred skin that says I’m sorry he didn’t come back, a coffin-corpse with tears that says he didn’t make it.

I did, he whispers; head bowed and knees bent on the other side of the bed, thin stitching of cotton sheets like the grate between you and him in a confessional. I killed him.

He killed the boy he was the moment he put on that helmet, the moment he stepped on that plane, strapped to the seat with tens of other dead boys marching to their graves like the obedient corpses they were; he killed the boy the moment he held the metal in his hand and pulled the trigger on someone else.

I lost count –

He’s lost count of all the lives he took, of all the lives he’s saw taken; he’s lost count of all the bodies littered in the dirt, he’s lost count of all the shells next to his boots.

I’m sorry –

He’s sorry for all the wide eyes he’s put a bullet through, he’s sorry for all the people who have to pull the bodies away, he’s sorry for all the shallow graves and tears of grief he’s made; he’s sorry for being the bringer of death to someone who only wanted to live better, he’s sorry for being both the killer and the dead.

He’s sorry for the crimes he’s caused, for the sins he’s committed – the confessional has become his prison because they won’t lock him up, so he does it himself in the hollow rooms of a church, praying for the sentence he so deserves in the pews with no one listening but the stone statues who look at him like a disappointment.

Thou shalt not kill –

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry –

He sees big brown eyes of someone who’s lost a father and gaping red holes in beating flesh; he hears screams of help and he hears the click as he reloads for another round; he feels the warmth of a stranger’s kindness and the kick of the gun when he fires.

It’s almost funny, Luke thinks, how justice is nothing but crime disguised with a flag.

It’s almost sad, Luke thinks, how help was such a twisted word; how he could believe it was shiny black guns and bullets in bodies, how he wondered why they were still screaming the word – help help help – when that’s exactly what he was trying to do with his cheek pressed up to the barrel of the rifle.

He wonders how he got so twisted, he wonders how he ever bought the bullcrap they were feeding him about justice and peace and help.

They don’t tell him that justice would be dozens of corpses piled up on top of each other, flies buzzing and reeking of decomposing skin, retching in the bushes when he recognizes one, heaving when he thinks of the people they used to be before he killed them.

They don’t tell him that peace meant clean circles through skin and his friends falling around him, mid-laugh cut short through the throat; that peace was the sound of shouted commands and bloody masses of limbs of someone wearing the same uniform as him.

They don’t tell him that help was a wailing child on a lonely street, running away from him when they see him on patrol; that help was a widow praying for death next to the remains of a corpse that he created.

It’s for your country, they tell him. It is your duty.

Luke can’t remember hearing the word morality anywhere, come to think of it.

They made it sound so high and grand, spinning out stories of duty and honor and pride

It didn’t feel so grand when he’s in the infirmary, unable to sleep with the sounds of groaning men all around him – though it’s worse when it’s silent – praying for death, wishing for their loved ones, bloodstained photographs of beautiful girls and mud-smeared cheeks with missing limbs, death so heavy in the air that he chokes from it.

And is it honor when he’s kneeling next to his friend, face spotted with blistered and bleeding skin, breaths shallow and legs blown off, saying tell my girl I love her as he hands you an envelope with his fingerprints in red all over it, violent tremors before he goes all still, eyes glassy as they look up at him, waiting for his promise.

How is there pride in his dirty blonde hair flecked with blood that isn’t his own, how is there pride in the families he has ruined, how is there pride in his intrusion of a place that wasn’t his home?

How is there pride in bullet-hole dreams and fingers that can’t stop shaking, how is there honor in the way he screams at night and the sobs that you hear when he’s in the shower?

He can’t wash the red from his skin so he claws at it instead and it’s all he sees; he can’t get the wails and the cries out of his head so he screams to block it out instead and this is all he can do; creating the horror and the destruction with the gun in his hands and recreating it while you try to sleep in bed.

He pounds at the tiles of the shower until his skin is as chipped as he feels and he watches his tears and his blood wash down the drain and he wishes his sins could do the same, but they’re too big to go through and forgiveness wasn’t as limitless as the cool water that rains down on his skin.

You don’t want to be afraid of him and the way he roars when he thinks you’re not at home, but you’re afraid for him in the way his eyes are more red than blue.

It’s coated in his vision now, it’s embedded in his skin; his heart pounding in red blood and bullet beats, his head echoing in his picture of you stained in scarlet and screams of children and women that are darker than a void.

His fingers only know point/aim/trigger/fire/reload/repeat and he’s afraid of them touching your paper skin and he doesn’t want your body to be the warzone that his mind is so lost in.

He is ruination and ruined and he is living while being dead.

He’s lost somewhere in the trenches, his fingerprints on the trigger and his blood in the dirt; still reliving it every day and every night, still dreaming of coming back when he’s right next to you.

Come home.

He doesn’t know how.


more imagines here!

It’s so long since I’ve actually painted digitally, I’m so out of practice (not that I was ever much in practice haha.) Anyway, had a lot of fun with this. Thinking of maybe doing all the riders with their dragons like this…

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anonymous asked:

Anders never used to wear it openly. He'd been touched, of course, when Hawke had given him the favor - an old Amell tradition. But displaying it had felt wrong - like he was leaving Hawke vulnerable, advertising the Champion's heart. And what if it was damaged in combat, or bloodied in healing? He couldn't risk it. Now, though, he feels the fabric in his hands, winding it around his fingers, and when he presses it to his lips he remembers, and waits for Hawke to come home. ~The Handers Fairy

oh my god tho. i’m always a slut for anders having some sort of favor from hawke - especially if it comes in the form of anders painting the Red Streak™ across the bridge of his nose or an old amell favor that he keeps hidden under his many layers of clothes - and this is just.

i aggressively headcanon that anders isn’t left all by himself when hawke has to leave for his ooc cameo in da:i. he’ll always have at least justice n hawke’s dog to keep him company if hanging out w/ isabela or the other kirkwall misfits isn’t an option, but just. y e s . yes to all of this.

like even tho anders has justice n the dog to keep him company, feeling the fabric against his fingertips n against his lips is still comforting. & when hawke comes back the habit still sticks. hawke doesn’t ask why, they just pull anders close n tell him how much they missed him.

                 honestly these last few months of my life have been hectic to say the least, i’ve gone from blog 2 blog ( i currently have 6 semi active ones rip my ass ) & aaron has been there 4 me all the way. my smol sunshine trash son’s blog is over 9 months old now & honestly this is the longest a blog has ever existed for me ever, i usually have it for a couple months then give up & start a new one or get side tracked my life but this blog is such a big part of me tbh & all 1.2k of u have a special place in my heart ok. now 2 stop being smooshy here r some people u should be following always ( i probably missed people but … ya it happens son. ). note i also just hit 200 followers over @ vengefulnotpissed which is rad 2

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my best friends of 5 years and i went to a concert on wednesday and im feelin way pumped about my last week of summer!!

oh my gosh you guys look so happy!! these pictures made me really happy, i am so glad you and your friends got to have fun. thank you for sharing!!

sleepover friday