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Peter Cushing as Captain Clive Judd in Cone of Silence (1960).

  • Bully: I hate you.
  • Boruto: Whatever.
  • Bully: Your father is a shit hokage.
  • Boruto: Kay.
  • Bully: Your Mo-
  • Boruto: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?! FIGHT ME ASSHOLE! I'M GOING TO WRECK YOUR SHIT AND DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU! TALK SHIT GET HIT!
Confession Time!

When I was little, I never liked Captain Underpants (and I still don’t). You may think to yourself : Why in Santa’s ass crack do you not like Captain Underpants?! Everyone loves Captain Underpants!

The thing is: I was/am actually very disturbed by the fact that the kid is in nothing but his underwear and wears a cape and saves the day. Just the fact that he’s half-naked alone bothers me for some reason.

And you may also be asking: What in Andraste’s titty sprinkle brought this up?

There’s a Captain Underpants movie coming out.

  • trump supporter: I'm so happy Mr. Trump won! Finally we can have real change in this country!
  • me: What is it you like that he says???
  • trump supporter: It's just so refreshing hearing someone speak their mind and say what everyone else is thinking.
  • me: Racism is refreshing? You're refreshed by a man that has dozens of people accusing him of sexual assault, a man who says he wants to deport millions of hard working people, a man who said he wanted to ban Muslims from entering the country
  • trump supporter: Don't twist my words
  • me: I'm not twisting shit. You stand behind a candidate, this is an exchange of ideas, this is how democracy works. What is refreshing about what he has to say
  • trump supporter: *changes subject completely* he's just such a successful business man; I think the country should be run like a business
  • me: I'd be a successful business man if my Dad gave me 200 million dollars. The man has gone bankrupt half a dozen times and has had over 100 failed businesses. He manages very few of the businesses with the Trump name, he licenses the name because being a reality star gave him name recognition. Most of the successful Trump businesses are not managed by him.
  • trump supporter: We're all entitled to an opinion... :(