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I’m never going to be over the time I was babysitting a three year old and his one year old sister and he was showing me his little animal figures and I asked “do you like doggies, zachary?” And he looked me dead in the eye and just said “be serious, annie. Don’t call it a doggy” and his sister stared at me like she wasn’t the human equivalent of larva

anyways. Children are creepy

‘Oh, I’m So Good at Math’: Lessons From the Jay-Z Business Model

Last week, the twelfth solo studio album by the rapper Jay-Z, Magna Carta … Holy Grail, burst forth from a cloud of calculated obfuscation. The release came with little of the usual promotional buildup: no radio single, no Rolling Stonecover. Instead, it was announced via a three-minute commercial during game five of the NBA Finals. Shot in vérité style, the ad purported to show the artist in his studio, his Brooklyn Nets cap slung backward, as he made ­gnomic pronouncements to producers Timbaland, Pharrell Williams, Swizz Beatz, and the graybeard Rick Rubin. “We need to write the new rules,” Jay-Z declared. (via @vulture)

  • Businessman, in an interview:"My biggest weakness? I suppose sometimes my love for memes shuts down some good opportunities."
  • Interviewer:"Memes? That's kind of silly, never heard that one before. Anyway-"
  • Businessman, shoving breadsticks into briefcase:"I'm sorry I have to leave right now immediately."

wemblinfool  asked:

11. are you very sensitive to smell?12. favourite scent?13. opinion on the smell of blown-out candles?14. what does your shampoo smell like?15. do you like to wear perfume/cologne?

[I’ll do both!  ]
Mr. Prince:

11. “Yes!  It’s terribly distracting sometimes.”
12. “There is a lemon scented cleaner for floors…Not the pine one, yeuch!”
13. “I don’t think that’s an actual thing?”
14. “Soap.  I’d be concerned if it smelled like something else.”
15. “What do I look like, an executive?”  I didn’t even like it when I was an executive…made me gag.

The Mun

Originally posted by pandzia36

[11. Noooooo haha.  Like I can’t even identify what’s cooking most of the time…“Oh, that chicken smells great!”  "It’s not chicken…it’s not even meat.“
[I’ll answer 12 and 13 on another ask…stay tuned!]
14. It’s just plain shampoo so yeah, shampoo
15. Nooooo.  It’s nasty! ]