“No, I’m sorry, I can’t get up. My legs are suddenly far too broken. See? –oh, the pain. The pain.” Isaac said, the remark coming out as a slightly monotone coo as he tried to keep a small grin off of his face. “I’m just gonna have to lay here for a while longer. Such a shame.”

(takes small break from prince mononoke drawings to drown in another AU)

You really wanna know how to get to hamunaptra?……….Then get me the HELL outta here!!!

Sooooooo, I’m gonna just leave this here…..has this even been done yet???? I mean Evies a librarian for goodness sake… it’s darn near gajevy fodder! No? Ok, well anyway, I’m sold.
If anyone writes this, please tag me. I’ll draw more art for it. Happily.

Hybristophilia is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities or crime, such as rape, murder, or armed robbery.

“So look, I’m teaching this dance class for like teenagers and stuff. They’re partially skilled but they’re somewhat in poverty and I was wondering if you could do be a solid. What would you say if I asked you to be my pas de deux partner. It’ll only be for today and I really need someone else to help me so I can teach them properly. So, please?”