i'm-just-fat

How do you describe your parents?
  • Himawari: Papa and Mama are the best! Papa is a-
  • Boruto: *interrupts* BAKA! Who needs a stupid old man when you have a beautiful strong mama!
  • Hinata: Boruto! That's not nice to say about your father.
  • Naruto: Don't worry Hinata! It's fine..
  • Boruto: I hope the Ramen shop gets shut down.
  • Naruto: Take it back child!
  • _______________________________
  • Sarada: Mama is always there for me and whenever I'm ill, she lays beside me. Whereas, papa will protect no matter what!
  • Sakura: Aw that's nice to say.
  • Sasuke: I will protect here no matter what! Even from that little pikachu banana shaped head brat!
  • Sarada: That's not nice to say about Boruto... I mean....
  • Sasuke: Oh no...he has got into you. Don't worry, my child, I will erase those feelings and let you become free.
  • Sarada: Papa?!!! No, I don't have any feelings for Boruto.
  • Sasuke: Not even one bit?
  • Sarada: I....
  • Sasuke: *activates sharingan* I'm coming for you Uzumaki brat!
  • Sakura: Darling...calm down
  • _______________________________
  • Mitsuki: My mama...my papa......let's just say that I have a parent.
  • Orochimaru: *smiles* Im his parent.
  • Mitsuki: My parent has trained me and taken care of me and feeded me and...I'm not sure if I should my parent my mama or my papa....it's confusing...
  • Orochimaru: I'm just an amazing parent. *flicks his hair*
  • _______________________________
  • Shikadai: My dad is an hardworking man and he is always here for dinner.
  • Boruto: *interrupts*
  • UNLIKE MY FATHER!!!
  • Shikadai: Buzz off Boruto....
  • Boruto: *fades away*
  • Shikadai: anyways, my mother is......erm...
  • Temari: *gives a scary look to Shikadai*
  • Shikadai: is an amazing woman. I love her to bits. She is so strong with her wind fan. I love my mama...
  • Temari: Hmph *smiles*
  • Shikadai: What a drag.....
  • Temari: You just thought 'What a drag' didn't you, Shikadai?
  • Shikadai: How...do you.....know?
  • Temari: No dinner for you!
  • Shikadai: *cries inside*
  • ___________________________
  • Inojin: My mother is so beautiful and that's how I got these looks
  • Ino: Aw my cute child.
  • Inojin: Papa is so happy to see me all the time. We go shopping and training together.
  • Sai: That's right!
  • Inojin: ...and he always tells me his jokes about mama!
  • Ino: Jokes?! What kind of jokes?
  • Sai: ....
  • Inojin: *whispers to Ino*
  • Ino: *blushes* SAIIIIIIII!!!!!
  • Sai: I should run....
  • ___________________________
  • Chocho: Mama shows me how I am strong and beautiful in every way. My mama tells me that I'm not fat. It's just my curves and I love her home made food. Papa and me always get along. We go to restaurants and eat, we go to parks and eat. We even go to shopping eat. And buy most things from the shop! Even his card got declined!
  • Karui: Are you serious?
  • Choji: Hehe....
  • Chocho: I love them both!
  • ____________________________
  • Kiba's child: Mama is so nice to me. She will always be there to kiss me to sleep and wake me up in the morning. She makes nice breakfast and a warm hug. Me and mama are always studying and training together and my grades are doing very well and my strength
  • Tamaki: I'm glad you like it, my kitten.
  • Kiba's child: Papa is so fun! We go to the park and he lets me ride on Akamaru and we jump from cliff to cliff!
  • Tamaki: Wait, what?!
  • Kiba's child: There was even a time when me, Boruto and papa jumped from the Hokage's faces and we landed on soft bouncy mattress.
  • Tamaki: WHAT?! KIBA?!!!!
  • Kiba: ...gotta go *sprints away*
  • ________________________
  • Metal Lee: Papa and I are always training because we both do it for youth and mama makes me warm and happy. Even when I get nervous!
  • Lee: That's my boy!
  • Metal's Lee mother: My little cute dragon.

anonymous asked:

What did you do to isabelle? (She looks larger) I saw a screen shot of yours on my dash and you look like you're in the town hall building standing on top of cabinets or something. Isabelle is in the lower left corner and she's fat. I'm just curious as to why you did that, I've been thinking about that for a couple days now. Is its an inflation kink ? Or you just wanted isabelle to be fat ? I just want to know

Holy hell anon that is the biggest reach I’ve read in a while. I thought you meant too big like proportionally too big which I’d say is perspective since she’s closer to the camara and didn’t modify how she looked in the screenshot in any way. 

Shes just wearing the puffy dress from one of her cards.

You coulda just wrote ‘why does she looks fat?“ instead of all that. Also inflation is a really dumb fetish at least accuse me of an actual kink I have

Hi, I'm Polly (Neferkiti). I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy! I enjoy many cuddles (until I don't), spreading out to bask in the warm sunlight, and love sitting on my favorite human's (AJ) legs (and their bed). Don't make any sudden noises though, cuz I'm a scaredy cat, and will use your lap as my launch pad to flee quickly (it's caused my human much pain mwahaha).

Actual Things The Signs Have Said To Me
  • Aries: "I'm just gonna come in, get my shelf and my other shelf, and leave."
  • Taurus: "Stop looking at my pit stains. It's making me self-conscious."
  • Gemini: "You wanna hear a secret? I got hit by a car yesterday."
  • Cancer: "It's impossible for a guy to suck his own dick. Believe me. I've tried."
  • Leo: "I'm not fat. I'm just filled with love."
  • Virgo: "I'm gonna trick him into giving me his social security number."
  • Libra: "I'm tired of everyone saying it's the black side or the white side of the family. I'm black and white. I refuse to be segregated any longer"
  • Scorpio: "Hambol."
  • Sagittarius: "I'm actually not human. I've been sent to save the human race."
  • Capricorn: "He spelled divorced wrong."
  • Aquarius: "They have chocolate Twinkies? I want a chocolate Twinkie!!!!"
  • Pisces: "There's a blade in my watch."

anonymous asked:

@Eric 310 pounds?! Holy shit! You're a god damn elephant aren't you? How do you walk around without breaking your fucking spine with all that butter in your blood? Haha you're so fucking fat I'm just looking at that pic and laughing with all my friends. Just look at that jelly belly! It's like looking at a beached whale!

WOW

Calm the fuck don’t act like you’ve never seen a fat person before we’re god damn everywhere you fucking dipshit

who even legitimately LAUGHS at people for being OVERWEIGHT anymore?? what is this the fucking fifties??

get in two thousand fucking fifteen you backwards little shit

- Eric 

As a fat person, I don’t judge people for not being romantically interested in me because of my body type. It’s not to everyone’s taste, I get it. I do, however, very harshly judge people that use their lack of attraction to me to belittle, objectify, and ridicule me. 

anonymous asked:

I honestly don't really like Stoick in the first movie. Especially when he said to hiccup "i almost give up on you". Like he didn't have any expectation or hope in Hiccup. hiccup is his own son, he should never underestimate Hiccup. He said Hiccup would be the strongest. Every person has their own story, weaknesses and strong points. Saying that he almost give up Hiccup is like he never believe Hiccup will someday become a hero, in his own way.

I loved Stoick in the first movie. He was a good father.

He was struggling, bumbling, and frustrated. He was overprotective and worried and, yes, resigned. Part of him had given up as so many parents do when they’re raising teenagers. Not a permanent sort of giving up but, as I said before, resigned. The sort of resignation a parent goes through when it gets more and more difficult to connect with thier child, when the communication feels faulty, sometimes cut off, and they realize the sort of adult they once could see so clearly for their offspring has violently veered off into the unknown. You want to protect them, you want to help guide them, but its not wanted.

So Stoick, it seems, was slowly and certainly steeling himself for a odd-viking heir and a son that was still, painfully obviously, trying to find himself. (And it wasn’t like Hiccup was like his wife–it wasn’t like Hiccup was actively trying to save dragons. He was honestly that incompetent).

Stoick was steeling himself to have a son who would never fight dragons. Who could never. Not by choice, but for ability. It was safer for both Hiccup and the village if Hiccup weren’t involved in the war that had consumed their lives. And he was warming up to it! He had his son in the forge. He had no initial intention to let Hiccup join in dragon training, if you recall. With enough time Hiccup might even see that Stoick was okay with him not being a mighty dragon hunter. Maybe Hiccup would find a different niche, one better suited for him. I’m sure Stoick knew Hiccup was trying to make him proud, and he was proud of Hiccup for all his little genius eccentricities… but it grew harder and harder to show as Hiccup became a bigger screw up that, worst of all, showed little remorse. Self pity, yes. Remorse? Not so much.

Hell, Stoick tried (to no avail) to talk to Hiccup, and vise versa. They just… were never on the same page at the right time. And their miscommunication grew. It either would have reached a head and broken down or developed into something far less healthy.

So I 100% appreciated that line from him. “I almost gave up on you.” With a cheerful, breathy sort of laugh. That is the exact sort of things parents thoughtlessly say time and again in our lives. It’s not because they had ever, actually, given up on us. It’s because they had a thousand insecurities manifesting for so long as they watched this stranger they were failing to relate to with the memories of brighter, simpler times still stark in mind. A teasing nostalgia to remind that they they were likely failing.

Stoick was just such a well portrayed father. Human and loving and willing to admit fault, which is something many parents struggle to do.

There is honestly nothing I wish more on the people of this website than parenthood.

  • "Enlightened" "fat-positive" person: When did [portrait of shockingly thin supermodel] become hotter than [portrait of Marilyn Monroe]?
  • "Enlightened" "fat-positive" person: Wow that Dove ad about how even supermodels don't look like supermodels was really eye-opening. Look at all that photoshop!
  • "Enlightened" "fat-positive" person: Wow, did you know that only a few centuries ago fat people were considered more beautiful because it was a sign of wealth? Goes to show you that what we consider beauty is shaped by society.
  • "Enlightened" "fat-positive" person: Me? Have sex with a fat person? No, sorry, I'm not into fat people. I'm not fatphobic, I'm just not attracted to fat people. No, this has nothing to do with popular media or a generally fatphobic society. I CALL OUT fatphobia, I can't possibly be fatphobic. Other people who aren't attracted to fat people, THEY'RE fatphobic, but I can't possibly be. What do you mean what we consider beauty is shaped by society? Wait, me? When did I ever say that?!