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fic: stagnate

in which Dan’s tired of moving too fast and New York is ugh. ~1.7k

excerpt:

Dan edits the gaming video for something to do, and Phil has a hand on his knee - Dan’s not entirely sure why, but he’s glad for the comfort all the same.

On a plane full of YouTubers Phil texts him all the colours of the heart emoji. Dan mouths it back at him, even though Phil’s quite possibly the worst lip-reader in the entire universe, says love you. He makes eye contact with Tom as he turns back to the video, and surprisingly doesn’t care at all.

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anonymous asked:

Any Star Trek and/or Star Wars fans here? What's your opinion on the SJWs claiming "whitewashing" because they kept the characters who were white in the originals, still white in the new films?

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK *rips off shirt to reveal ENT era uniform*

Alright, for real keeping Scotty/Kirk/Bones white is not whitewashing. Making Khan white… that was whitewashing (it legitimately was. why couldn’t we have had Naveen Andrews he would have been the perfect Khan.) I don’t know anything about Star Wars, so I can’t speak to that, but for real… if a character was white in the original it is not “whitewashing” to keep them white.
–The Welsh One

Dear roleplayers/admins/etc that use the “rp is supposed to be fun!” excuse,

Who is it supposed to be fun for? If it’s supposed to be fun, and that’s your excuse for not including diverse characters, what does that mean? Is RP only supposed to be fun for cis het white people? 

“RP is supposed to be an escape!" 

Is it an escape from a diverse world, then? Are you escaping to a world where cis het White people are the dominant force and POC are put on the back burner? Because last time I checked, that’s a lot like the real world. And if this is your escape, why do you want to escape to a world where POC and other groups aren’t properly represented? 

Why I love the internet
  • Me:omg so many feels about such a weird specific subject I am such a loser no-one understands I can never tell anyone they would think I'm so strange I am ~forever alone~
  • Internets:No baby come here there are a million of us we've been here for years, come read all these fanfics and watch these videos and check out these graphics and listen to this podcast and read this essay I just wrote on that same subject and do you want to join our discussion group every tuesday at 10pm?

cynicxsms asked:

“We can pretend to be girl scouts. Everyone opens the door for girl scouts.”

“Yes, and they take one look and they’ll realize we aren’t and that’ll end with us dead.” Courfeyrac replied with a laugh, shaking her head and tapping her fingers along her arm lightly as she thought it over, although really planning ahead wasn’t something she was especially good at. “It’d probably be better to try and sneak in but that hasn’t always worked out so well the last several times we tried that.”

Written during the boring parts of my classes, here is a sloppy, unedited vignett in honor of Miracle Child’s 100th part.

Happy fic!Birthday, Miracle Child. May all of your creepy clowns continue to entertain us.

(As well as your creepy mind control pirates. And your creepy killer cultists. And your creepy non-violent cultists. And all of your myriads of creepy characters.)

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You know, i was watching Looney Tunes (shut up i was bored) and Pepé Le Pew reminded me of Hook and his sexual innuendos while in this case Emma would be the poor Penelope. I mean look at this.

She’s like wtf are you doing? Get away from me. And he still doesn’t get it.

I just don’t know who Regina would be in this case. :P

anonymous asked:

For the ask meme thing: Lalna?

Comparing to FB!Lalna

what we have in common:

  • soft spot for dinos!!
  • big whiny babby. can we keep the iguanodon pleeaaaase??
  • easily amused. hahahha i’m ace but dic jokes are funny

what we don’t:

  • i don’t have flux taint. obv
  • they actually have a cat but I don’t (can’t) and I’m sad :c
  • i wouldn’t compare garrus to a door????