What if Dean becomes King of Hell and Cas becomes Commander of Heaven. Permanently. Like year 2493, Dean’s helping out some rookie hunter (WHICH USUALLY ISN’T HIS THING BUT THIS IS SAM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT ETC GRANDCHILD) and they have to summon Cas for heavenly help and they have intense eyesex and the hunter is like wat.
one time i was playing cards against humanity and the white card was something like “you haven’t truly lived until you’ve experienced ___ and ___” so i put down “lots and lots of abortions” and “a bloody pacifier”
i won that round