i'm-cryign-oh-my-god

  • Captain:she's still kind of instinctually put off by mother figures so that probably explains why all her time is spent with creepy men
  • tץlєг.:it ok david can take care of her he has a big fuckin house with horrible interior design and orange carpets BUT ITS HIS
  • Captain:orange carpets
  • Captain:omg
  • tץlєг.:YEAH
  • tץlєг.:http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EUFnSW46QQg/0.jpg I FUCKIN TOLD U
  • Captain:OHM Y GOD THAT HOUSE IS HIDEOUS
  • tץlєг.:that's why he doesn't have eyes
  • Captain:fuk