i'm-cryign-oh-my-god

  • Captain: she's still kind of instinctually put off by mother figures so that probably explains why all her time is spent with creepy men
  • tץlєг.: it ok david can take care of her he has a big fuckin house with horrible interior design and orange carpets BUT ITS HIS
  • Captain: orange carpets
  • Captain: omg
  • tץlєг.: YEAH
  • tץlєг.: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EUFnSW46QQg/0.jpg I FUCKIN TOLD U
  • Captain: OHM Y GOD THAT HOUSE IS HIDEOUS
  • tץlєг.: that's why he doesn't have eyes
  • Captain: fuk