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things the signs are prone to do

aries: sit and watch the shopping channels because they actually find it entertaining

taurus: call someone stupid and then fall over

gemini: talk about a day out they had with their grandma 2 years ago

cancer: have a weird playlist of songs that are meant to be guilty pleasures but they don’t find them to be guilty pleasures

leo: get offended by someone breathing

virgo: laugh at someone choking

libra: daydream but don’t realise they’re actually staring at someone whilst they’re doing it

scorpio: always let people know that they know it all even though no one cares

sagittarius: post cringey statuses on facebook

capricorn: tell people straight and mean it but it’s actually really funny

aquarius: scream really loud at a tiny bug floating by

pisces: shamelessly roast people

Digory Kirke. The Wanderer.

What do they teach in schools these days…?

Monsta X Reaction: You Don’t Know How To Kiss

Requested: Can a request a monsta x reaction to when their s/o pulls away from their first time missing laughing with embarrasment saying they don’t actually know how to kiss

Shownu:

Originally posted by monxbebe

*you pull away and start laughing* Shownu would be confused– why are you laughing? After you explained that you don’t know how to kiss, he’d laughing along with you and teach you.

“You don’t know how to kiss?”
“No, I’ve never done it before.”
“I’ll teach you ;))”

Wonho:

Originally posted by wonhontology

He wouldn’t let you pull away. He’d keep chasing your lips until he stopped to question why you kept moving and why you were laughing.

“What do you mean you don’t know how to kiss?”
“I don’t know?”
“how do you nOt??”

Minhyuk: *yw*

Originally posted by jhopefluxo

When you started laughing, he thought it was because he had a funny expression, so he just kept making them. You were laughing so hard you couldn’t even explain yourself.

*face* “Why’re you laughing?”
“hahHAHAHAHA”

Kihyun:

Originally posted by aceyng

He’d be a bit frustrated that he didn’t get his kiss, but he would just be straight up confused after you started laughing. Once you told him, he’d tease you about it for the next century

“hey guys did you know y/n doesn’t know how to kiss”
“thaT WAS A MONTH AGO DAMMIT”

Hyungwon:

Originally posted by taehnwnho

You wouldn’t get to explain yourself, Memewon would just go on about the disrespect–

“Hyungwo-”
“– and you have the AuDaCiTy to laugh –” 

Jooheon:

Originally posted by jooheondidthat

Tbh, even without an explanation, he’d laugh along with you. After knowing why, he’d laugh even harder.

“You’re so cute!!!”
“But I-”
“so innocent o m g :o”


I.M:

Originally posted by wonhontology

He’d be shocked. He was so ready to kiss you, eyes closed, lips puckered and everything, when you suddenly burst out in a fit of laughter. When you told him that you didn’t know how to kiss he’d just give you that ^^^ look.

“bruh”
“Chan-”
“i can’t believe–”