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anonymous asked:

Hi, could you do a fic where Spideypool are a secretly married couple and have to hide the fact from citizens /enemies when they are dp&sp ?

It’s been so long, and the reason is, I GOT INTO UNIVERsITY!! Yay!! I’m gonna try and pump some of these out, but yay!!

Peter stumbled into the Avengers building, coffee cup in hand, barely awake.  Tony had called him in extra early, which was unsurprising. Ever since he had started working for stark industries, he was called in either for work business, or superhero business. Tony was the only one who knew about his double life, so it was touch and go when he walked into the building.
Peter let himself in, punching in the code to the lab tiredly.  He froze when he saw the Avengers standing around tensely. He clutched his cup to his chest and resisted the urge to pull down the mask he knew wasn’t there. They all paused in their conversation to stare at Peter until the silence was too awkward and he had to laugh nervously.
“Peter,” Tony said, waving his hand at him to come into the room. “We’re in the middle of something, but you can just come in and work. Just stay quiet over there, okay kid? I need that thing fixed.”
Peter nodded and swallowed down the feeling that he had made a mistake. Was he supposed to come in uniform? He sat in the corner and put his headphones in, but he could feel Natasha and Clint’s eyes boring into his back.  
Steve cleared his throat. “Okay, so we are in unanimous agreement about what we discussed?”
Out of the corner of his eye, Peter could see a few hesitant nods.  He pulled out his toolbox and started quietly working, even though he had finished this project weeks ago.  
“Good, then I guess, let’s bring him in.” He could sense a hardness in Steve’s voice that Peter recognized as dislike. He had a sinking feeling in his gut, even before the door opened and Wade’s familiar voice.
“Hi, team! I brought snacks!” Peter turned to see the bright leather of Wade’s Deadpool suit, and groaned a bit, pushing himself into the corner more. Wade hadn’t spotted him yet, but he knew his situation would be a hundred times more embarrassing when he did.
“Okay, listen pal, just because your working with us doesn’t make you part of our team,” Clint grumbled
Wade stepped forward and laughed obnoxiously. “Gee, that’s rich coming from you, cupid.”
Peter felt himself involuntarily tense. Clint was an okay guy, but he and Wade were not on good terms. He resisted the urge to turn around and tell Clint to keep his bitter remarks to himself, but Natasha beat him to it.
“Boy’s please, your making our guest uncomfortable.” He felt a tight grip on his shoulder. Oh god. Peter shrunk into himself as Natasha gave him a look, and recognition flicked across Wade like a light globe.
“Oh, this is just too good!” He laughed clapping his hands together and rubbing them cunningly as he walked around the table to stand by Peter’s hip. Peter glanced at him, trying to give Wade his best warning look, but as per usual, it had no effect.
“Where are my manners? I’m the Deadpool of your dreams. And you are the handsome beauty of my dreams. I’m digging this nerdy college boy look baby! It’s really turning my floppy drive into a hard disk if you know what I mean!”  

Peter felt embarrassment crawl up his neck as Wade regarded him. The room paused again and Steve piped up.  

“I’m not quite sure what that means but please, let’s get to the issue at hand, and leave Tony’s employee’s out of it.”
“Why Captain of course, but there’s nothing I’d like more to have my hand on Tony’s employee. Peter, is it?” Wade leaned down to speak to Peter, tiptoeing his gloved fingers across the desk.  
Peter sighed. Wade absolutely loved doing this, pretending that they didn’t know each other. He liked having a special secret all to himself.  
“Don’t worry baby boy, I know that you already know me. I’m like, big news now or whatever.”
Peter felt the corner of his mouth twitch up.  He turned back to his table, as they started discussing “important” things that they needed Wade for.  
Wade wasn’t listening, even though Peter was. Wade was too busy smiling at Peter and watching him tinker around with scraps.  
Once the meeting was over (Peter assumed it was over, because Bruce had stormed out, and Thor was now trying figure out how to eat the doughnuts Wade had brought) Wade turned back to him with a cheeky grin.
“So baby, now that all that stuffy business is over, howsabout we go out for some grub! As you can see by the god currently stuffing his face, I have great food taste. I’d love to take you out and treat you well, baby.”
Peter smiled looking at him and lowering his voice. “I thought I was cooking tonight? I bought ingredients yesterday.”
“They’ll stay good for one more night Petey, let’s eat out tonight! Now that you’ve got a high-tech job, I think we should celebrate!”
Peter snorted and set down his screwdriver. “We can’t go out, Aunt May is visiting tomorrow remember? The house is a total mess hun.”
Wade pouted and tugged on Peter’s sleeve like he did when he was trying to get his own way. Even after a couple of years, Peter still couldn’t resist it.
“Fine, if you go home right now, and vacuum, we can go out for dinner.” Peter leaned closer and dropped his voice even lower, just the way he knew Wade liked. “And then we can get cozy in bed with dessert and watch the next episode of whatever show you want.”
Wade moaned and wrapped his arms around Peter’s shoulders whispering into his ear “This is why I married you.”
Peter made a mock-offended sound. “Wade, I married you. Now go vacuum, please.”

Wade was standing on the sidelines, next to the one and only Captain America, ogling at his husband’s ass in tight spandex. No matter how many times he woke up next to Peter, his sweet ass still blew Wade away.
“Good god, that is a sweet goddamn ass. Oh, bless.” He watched as Peter flipped in and out of buildings, being the first part of their four-part attack plan against some bad guy. Wade wasn’t really listening, he was only there to make sure Peter was safe, and to watch his amazing body.  
Steve looked back at him with a frown. Wade rolled his eyes.
“C'mon Cap! I know you’re all about righteousness and whatever, but don’t tell me you don’t sometimes have a peek! It’s natural man, every red-blooded male does it yo!”
Wade ignored the skeptical look the hero gave him and clapped him on the back. “Nothing is as good as Spidey’s ass, though, by god. I’ve never seen anything so beautiful, and I doubt I ever will.”
Steve looked uncomfortable, shifting his shield in his hand.  
“I don’t appreciate that kind of crude conversation. Aren’t you…married.”
“Oh yeah! I’m so married! Married hard!” Wade ripped off his glove and showed his ring for emphasis. Peter and Wade had bought it together, and for once, looking down at his rumpled skin actually made him feel proud. The gold nestled there reminded him of Peter’s vows, of his promises to love and cherish him, every part of him, even the parts that Wade didn’t like.  
The memory made Wade’s heart squeeze and made him smile goofily. When he looked back up, Cap was giving him an incredibly strange look. Wade didn’t really care.  
Peter landed on the wall next to wades head, signaling the second phase of their plan. Cap sprung into action, diving into the battle as Wade moved over to scrape his husband off the wall.  
Peter laughed, swinging around him before noticing his bare hand.

“What’s this then?” Peter challenged with a smile. “A wedding ring? We’ve been rendezvousing this whole time and you’re married? I can’t believe it.”
“Yes, it’s true. I’m married to the most beautiful, funny and smart man in all the world! He has the most bangin’ bod, well, second only to you.”  
Peter snickered, taking the moment alone to twine his fingers with Wade’s and play with the ring.  
“He sounds like the luckiest guy in the world.”
“He will be tonight. I’m making pasta.”
Peter laughed, patting his head as Wade put his glove back on. “Well, I’m jealous. And busy. If we keep trapezing like this we are going to get found out.”
“I like how taboo this is baby.” Wade said, wiggling his eyebrows, “What do you say, after this, do you wanna get out of here? Go somewhere a little more private? We can have a bath together? There will be wine and Ben and Jerry’s.”
Peter smiled, placing a chaste kiss on Wade’s mouth before climbing up the wall. “Sweetie, you had me at bath.”  

things the signs are prone to do

aries: sit and watch the shopping channels because they actually find it entertaining

taurus: call someone stupid and then fall over

gemini: talk about a day out they had with their grandma 2 years ago

cancer: have a weird playlist of songs that are meant to be guilty pleasures but they don’t find them to be guilty pleasures

leo: get offended by someone breathing

virgo: laugh at someone choking

libra: daydream but don’t realise they’re actually staring at someone whilst they’re doing it

scorpio: always let people know that they know it all even though no one cares

sagittarius: post cringey statuses on facebook

capricorn: tell people straight and mean it but it’s actually really funny

aquarius: scream really loud at a tiny bug floating by

pisces: shamelessly roast people

Digory Kirke. The Wanderer.

What do they teach in schools these days…?

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Hey folks!

It’s been a minute. A real long minute.

A lot of life stuff happened. I quit my hourly full time job to take on my business with my husband full time!

So needless to say, some things got put on the back burner. Like a lot of my projects.

So I’m back with a cool little project I did for the house. I also discovered that there’s a 30for30 craft challenge going around, and I don’t know if this could count, but it’s worth putting up.

Ironically, I thought I lost the password to this account, and created another account 😂

Monsta X Reaction: You Don’t Know How To Kiss

Requested: Can a request a monsta x reaction to when their s/o pulls away from their first time missing laughing with embarrasment saying they don’t actually know how to kiss

Masterlists

Shownu:

Originally posted by monxbebe

*you pull away and start laughing* Shownu would be confused– why are you laughing? After you explained that you don’t know how to kiss, he’d laughing along with you and teach you.

“You don’t know how to kiss?”
“No, I’ve never done it before.”
“I’ll teach you ;))”

Wonho:

Originally posted by wonhontology

He wouldn’t let you pull away. He’d keep chasing your lips until he stopped to question why you kept moving and why you were laughing.

“What do you mean you don’t know how to kiss?”
“I don’t know?”
“how do you nOt??”

Minhyuk: *yw*

Originally posted by jhopefluxo

When you started laughing, he thought it was because he had a funny expression, so he just kept making them. You were laughing so hard you couldn’t even explain yourself.

*face* “Why’re you laughing?”
“hahHAHAHAHA”

Kihyun:

Originally posted by aceyng

He’d be a bit frustrated that he didn’t get his kiss, but he would just be straight up confused after you started laughing. Once you told him, he’d tease you about it for the next century

“hey guys did you know y/n doesn’t know how to kiss”
“thaT WAS A MONTH AGO DAMMIT”

Hyungwon:

Originally posted by taehnwnho

You wouldn’t get to explain yourself, Memewon would just go on about the disrespect–

“Hyungwo-”
“– and you have the AuDaCiTy to laugh –” 

Jooheon:

Originally posted by jooheondidthat

Tbh, even without an explanation, he’d laugh along with you. After knowing why, he’d laugh even harder.

“You’re so cute!!!”
“But I-”
“so innocent o m g :o”


I.M:

Originally posted by wonhontology

He’d be shocked. He was so ready to kiss you, eyes closed, lips puckered and everything, when you suddenly burst out in a fit of laughter. When you told him that you didn’t know how to kiss he’d just give you that ^^^ look.

“bruh”
“Chan-”
“i can’t believe–”

thefangirlhasarrive  asked:

The main three and Seung-gil lee reaction to an SO who's absurdly strong like can easily pick them up *bridal style and can carry them around.

((Boop))

Viktor:

-Freaking impressed!

-He won’t ask them to carry him around, since he doesn’t want to overexert them

-But he’ll definitely make the ‘Wow!’ sound when they do it


Yuuri:

-Kinda dislikes the feeling

-I mean, it’s cool, but he doesn’t like the feeling

-He’s not the best with heights, honestly


Seung Gil:

-Seems indifferent to the feeling

-But can’t help but be silently embarrassed every time that s/o does it

-Tries to fight off the blush, but fails