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#Helsinkihandhold <3

it frustrates me immensely that the primary mode of social interaction for people my age is apparently “large parties at loud bars” because like, that is the least optimal kind of social interaction for me

I can’t hear you and I don’t know 50% of these people which means I just hide in a corner talking to no one

can’t I have board game nights with max five other people or something, why can’t we do that

Disney’s Upcoming Lineup of Live-Action Remakes:

  • The Little Mermaid with horrifying CGI Sebastian and Flounder
  • Aladdin With Jafar Played By Benedict Cumberbatch (and Horrifying CGI Genie)
  • The Lion King with REAL LIONS jk jk they’ll be CGI with disturbing mouths
  • Hercules with Someone Who Isn’t James Woods (Probably Benedict Cumberbatch) as Horrifying CGI Hades
  • Pocahontas with All White Cast Because These White People Were the Best Choices to Play Native American Characters
  • Mulan, same, with horrifying CGI Mushu (Eddie Murphy wears a mo-cap suit to play him)
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame and god damn is CGI-faced Quasi horrifying but not in a good or sympathetic way just uncanny valley and creepy (with Benedict Cumberbatch as Frollo)
  • Horrifying CGI Olaf The Movie Featuring Jennifer Lawrence as Anna
  • The Princess and the Horrifying CGI Frog and Lawrence is now in love with Naveen which is Gay Representation™ 
  • Pinocchio with Horrifying CGI Jiminy Cricket but Beyoncé is the Blue Fairy and Gets a Musical Number and That’s Why Anyone Sees This Movie
  • 101 Dalmations from Cruella DeVil’s perspective; she gets a sympathetic backstory and it’s Roger who is really the bad guy
  • Moana (2018), we’re not just trying to cash in on a hype train, this needed a live-action remake right now

This amazing piece is a gift from @j3rry1ce! Without getting too sappy, she’s my best pal and this was absolutely incredible to receive! <3

It really looks like it could be AWW’s cover (and maybe it is…)! Every part of the image came to life spectacularly. Considering the original size of the piece, it’s mind-blowing how many characters and details she included, all of them important to the story.

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i have my final road test tomorrow. having postponed it twice last year, and having started practice driving when i was 16, it feels… surreal, to say the least, to think i could actually finally get my driver’s license for real.

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6-8 months after initial questioning and 4 months after coming out as nonbinary, I still have a gigantic nose but at least now I feel comfortable in men’s clothing

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I don’t understand people that feed children sugar and caffeine all day, don’t take them outside and play and burn energy, and then complain that the kid is bouncing off the walls. Like?? I know not all kids are affected by sugar the way mine are, but do you not see a correlation here? And no, don’t bring the little girls ice-cream an hour before bed - especially walking in with it so they see it then asking me if its OK in front of them. And stop sending the 8 year old home with mountain dew. I just throw it out. 

AU idea that was inspired by a Whisper confession:

Person A, B, C, D, etc. are all friends (or some of them are lovers, your pick). A and B are roommates who live close by/down the hall from Person C and D. Think of the Friends dynamic. One day, B comes home early and finds A’s mother in their apartment talking to A. B notices how the conversation immoderately shifts into something else, but can’t figure out why. They all talk for a few minutes, before A’s mother excuses herself to leave.

“Something’s wrong,” B says immediately. “What’s going on?”

A won’t tell them, but a week later, A, B, C, D, etc. are all over at A and B’s place for an early dinner. A really fancy early dinner. B has a sinking feeling in their gut, especially since they had to leave later that night to catch a super, super (like 4am) flight for their work.

“Guys, I have something important to tell you,” A says. They’re nervous and look like they’re trying not to cry. “Despite trying not to, I’ve grown really close to you guys. You are my best friends. And what I’m about to say is going to suck.” They take a deep breath.

“My name isn’t actually [A]. I can’t tell you my real name. For the past seven years, I’ve been in witness protection. Tomorrow, I have to leave for my own safety. I will never see any of you again.”

Your choice on what happens next.

I’m thinking either A and B (or C or D…or all) confess their love for each other and make the most of their last night.

Or one of them was actually a fake and works for/is part of (or the entire) reason A has to be in protection for the first place.

Or you can make it super angsty and sad.

Or kill A in front of everyone.

Take this idea and run with it guys.

munchiezxx  asked:

how many DEH AUs are a thing o m g (i love them all ok)

Lemmy think
Theres a few that I have just on my blog

-Party Overdose (Ghost au hehe)
-With Mr.Hansen
-Amputee!Evan
-Froest AU
-Flipped AU

And the au a friend of mine came up with where it was Zoe who died rather than Connor. I’m not sure what that ones called.

So to put it simply: There are a lot.

okay so this is my last complaint of the night about that godforsaken ep of legends
but on what earth would eobard even be REMOTELY okay with damien darhk and his cronies killing barry like i’m sorry but HE WOULD NOT BE OKAY WITH IT

Counting down the days now, you guys.
Saturday I’m getting the key to my apartment, I’m so freaking excited. Still need to do so much packing ;A;