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so some protesters showed up outside of my school (the kind that hold up pictures of mutilated babies and scream at people about jesus) and they were out on the sidewalk which is considered public property so they legally were allowed to be there (nonetheless city police were on standby should a confrontation on their part take place)

they’d been there for four days so a parent organized a counter protest to scare them off where students held up silly signs not far away from them

these are my personal favorites

“i’m all jacked up on mountain dew”

“The star trek sequel wasn’t that great… #remembervulcan”

“Signs are not Okay. Stop Signs today.”

they were out there for all of the lunch hour and when i went by the front lawn after school the original protesters were gone.

EVERYONE’S NAME IS CARLOS
MY NAME IS CARLOS
CARLOS CARLOS
MAN I REALLY WANT CARLOS TO GET A RED SO THAT HE CAN BE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN HE ALREADY IS
AND I WANT CARLOS TO GET A BLACK BECAUSE HE DREAMS ABOUT IT BUT THEN IT JUST TURNS OUT BEING NOT WHAT HE WANTED AT ALL

OH MY GOD
WHY DIDN’T I NAME HUMANSTUCK CARLOS CARLOS?
I MISSED A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
I MEAN
I LIKE CARLOS BETTER THAN CARLOS SO THERE’S THAT
PLUS HE ISN’T HISPANIC HE’S A MULATTO
CARRRRLOS THRACE

okay goodbye friends I am gone