- Me:*paying my stuff at the cashier at Wal-mart*
- Lady behind me:Oh, you're buying some figurines (TMNT kids) for your son?
- Me:Who says I have a son?
- Lady:Oh, I'm sorry, for your daughter?
- Me:Who says I have kids?
- Me:*Big fucking smile on my face* I'm a big kid now!
- Lady:*Changes cashier.*
- Cashier:*Trying not to laugh.*