“When they see someone handsome, they will get attached”

anonymous asked:

Papyrus, what's your favorite food?

(psa: this is not official but if you thought it was i’m very flattered)

Who says...?
  • Me: *paying my stuff at the cashier at Wal-mart*
  • Lady behind me: Oh, you're buying some figurines (TMNT kids) for your son?
  • Me: Who says I have a son?
  • Lady: Oh, I'm sorry, for your daughter?
  • Me: Who says I have kids?
  • Lady: ...
  • Me: *Big fucking smile on my face* I'm a big kid now!
  • Lady: *Changes cashier.*
  • Cashier: *Trying not to laugh.*

well, it’s not bad advice.