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‘Guardians’ Cast on Expanding Baby Groot’s Vocabulary

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                    Wielding the blades of Gloria, we’re made for victory.” [insp.]

Attack on Titan week || day 1: survive
↳ Favourite Military Division: Scouting Legion
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when shy lil beebs ripped his shirt

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STAR TREK ( 2009 )  ━  dir. jj abrams
    ❛  the statistical likelihood that our plan will succeed is less than four-point-three percent. 

  • Ravenclaw: *wakes up in a cold sweat*
  • Ravenclaw: Oh shit I slept in!
  • Ravenclaw: *Remembers it's Saturday*
  • Ravenclaw: *immediately goes back to sleep*
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i have many witty captions for this:

“noses are important”

“family portrait”

“not fit to scale”

and of course “how many people combined do you think they’ve seen die?”